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Maybe it's just me, but I find it very unattractive for a man to take his pants off before his shirt
we're just winnie the pooh-ing up in here, cock out and ass bare while still in a shirt 😭
#audiobook adventures#i mean in part it's because i think it's super sexy when a guy is fully clothed in general#nakedness just... uh... not my favorite thing#but shirt on with no pants?????#hell no#unless it's a woman in an oversized shirt... 😳#but a dude with his lower half bare? nah
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I keep seeing people say Silco was a good father and I’m so confused. We literally saw how he groomed Jinx, isolated her, and helped turn her into the worst version of herself. Just look at the relationships Jinx had with the other characters in season one vs season two. She is SO MUCH BETTER now that he’s not around! Don’t get me wrong, Silco is one of my favorite characters in the show. I loved that evil mf DOWN, so don’t get it twisted! But calling him a good father is insane to me. He’s a lot of things, but a “good father” has never and will never be one of them. This is just my opinion ofc.
And no, I’m not one of those people who thinks he didn’t truly love her and that he only saw her as a weapon. He loved Jinx dearly, and that is a hill I am willing to die on. However, love is not enough to make someone a good father in my book. Especially when that love went hand in hand with enabling Jinx’s worst impulses and not establishing proper boundaries with her. Truth be told, there are two reasons why people still insist on calling Silco a “good father”.
1. They’re attracted to him. I know for a fact if he was genuinely ugly and not in a “sexy evil rat man hehe” kinda way, suddenly everyone would know that grooming children and turning them into weapons is bad. Like be so for real right now, if only for a second.
2. Silco is not the worst fictional father in history, and people confuse “not being the literal worst” with being “good”. It’s like breaking your leg vs dying. Obviously dying is the worst case scenario, so getting off with just a broken leg is marginally better than dying. However, it’s still a major injury. There is a world of difference between “better than” comparatively speaking, and “good”. I think a lot of people are confused about the difference between the two, and think that because Silco was a better father than the absolute worst of the worst, that automatically makes him a “good” father, when that just isn’t the case imo.
Because no way y’all are calling a man who: almost knifed his homegirl’s daughter but stopped himself because he saw himself in her, isolated, manipulated, groomed into becoming a weapon, enabled her, actively encouraged her to her obvious detriment, and projected his traumas onto her a “good father” without a hint of irony. No amount of love he had for her, whoever genuine it was, is gonna make him a “good father”. At least in my book🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
#silco#jinx#silco was NOT a good father and I will die on that hill#did he love jinx? yes ofc#but did he do right by her?#HELL NO#arcane meta
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This ship has consumed my soul :)
#am i complaining?#hell no#These two are so sweet and wholesome together#It makes me Feel Things :’)#They deserve everything and more 💜💛#murder drones#fanart#my art#Uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones uzi#md uzi#n#serial designation n#murder drones n#md n#nuzi#murder drones nuzi#md nuzi
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Nobody:
Me when I see a hurt no comfort/unhappy ending fanfiction
#fanfic#fanfiction#hell no#no thanks#like wth#logan howlett x reader#bucky x reader#logan x reader#bucky barns x reader#marvel fanfiction#peter parker x reader#sirius black x reader#steve rogers x reader#anakin skywalker x reader#loki x reader
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Hobie getting Miles a bonnet because Miles is just out here sleeping with no protection for his hair.
The first time Hobie sleeps over at Miles', Hobie's putting his hair up in his bonnet and when he looks over at Miles, Miles is just... straight up laying there. No bonnet, no turban, no nothing. And he just stares at Miles.
"...What are you doing ?"
"Where's your bonnet ?"
"My what ?"
"So you just go to sleep with your hair all naked and shit ?"
"Hobie, what are you talking about ?"
"Nothing. Night."
But Hobie doesn't sleep because the fact that Miles is just sleeping soundly with no hair protection and the next morning, he's just staring as Miles struggles to detangle his hair.
So the next week, Hobie drops a present off at Miles' with a note attached to it
"Took me forever to find one that you'd like, but I feel that this one is perfect for you. Wear that shit. I'm serious, Miles. I cant sleep at night knowing that you sleep like that. Hair protection is no joke. - HB"
And Miles takes Hobie's present out of the box, and there's a satin bonnet with sunflowers on it. Miles puts it on and it feels... really comfortable and is amazed when he starts waking up and his hair is less frizzy and that there's way less breakage and that he wakes up with less knots and tangles and doesn't have to spend all morning detangling his hair.
And the next time Hobie comes over, he's so proud to see Miles wearing his bonnet, even in his downtime.
#spider man#spider punk#punkflower#miles molares#hobie brown#hobart brown#miles x hobie#into the spider verse#across the spiderverse#naw because its absolutely horrendous#when miles just lays in bed#with no hair protection#my brother used to#wear his hair like miles#and he still wore a#bonnet so why the hell#is miles just laying in bed#like that#hell no#get this boy a bonnet
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THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN RAY “WALKED OUT”??? NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THE RAY WE KNEW AND LOVED WOULD JUST LEAVE??? He was literally so in love with Allison and was so understanding and.
You know what. I’m just gonna choose to believe that the Ray Allison got back was just a Ray from a different timeline and that Reggie fucked with his head because there’s no WAY Ray would just leave
#I MISSED HIM AND THEN I LEARN HE LEFT?????#HELL NO#HE WOULD NEVERRR#absolutely the MOST surprising thing about the entire season so far is that Ray left#When Viktor mentioned Ray and Allison had a look on her face I thought maybe he died or something#Because it is SO much more believable that he’d die before leaving Allison voluntarily#the umbrella academy#tua#tua s4 spoilers#tua season 4#raymond chestnut
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Daily reminder that CATNAP, who strung up toys after he bisected them ALIVE, even thought Miss Delight, the fucking SCHOOL TEACHER, was too much
And RIGHTFULLY SO
I’d take the starving cat over this bitch ANYDAY
#catnap#poppy playtime 3#poppy playtime deep sleep#poppy playtime#huggy wuggy#mommy long legs#kissy missy#dogday#smiling critters#miss delight#Jesus FUCK that bitch is crazy#hell no#she scares me#moradas posts
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No. No, I don't like what they're doing with Lila and Five. Send it to hell.
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So here is the deal, if he stared at me like that, u might find me searching on our wedding venues and all yk. Just sayin
#WHY IS HE SO ?????#HELL NO#AM PREGNANT#jkkyks#kylian mbappe#mbappé#kyky#kyks#mbappe icons#france#psg#kylian mbappe imagines#kylian mbappe lottin#real madrid#the best footballer#football match#mbappe#kylian#kylian mbappe gifs#kylian mbappe smut#kylian mbappe oneshots#kylian mbappe fluff
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Micah can't help but wonder: could uncovering this house's secrets be the key to unlocking her first novel?
Previous / Next
Micah: Hmm. This table seems to be missing something.
There you are! But what are you doing in here?
What happened in here?
[rapidly approaching footfalls]
Micah: Who's there?!?
Naomi: Chill, it's just me. What are you doing in here anyway? Didn't we agree not to go in the creepy nursery?
Micah: [dismissively] Oh, I just got turned around somehow. Anyway, how was it? Tell me everything!
Naomi: Strange. I was expecting bureaucracy, but they're all, like, weirdly self-serious LARPers.
Micah: Wait, what-
Naomi: Sorry, I've got to hit the hay.
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 story#story: mourningvale#legacy: g9#micah uchiyama#naomi uchiyama#this is giving bly manor#do i know what actually happened in this house?#HELL NO#but we're gonna find out together i guess!#death tw
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a question for you, Cass, should you feel up to answering. How do you just... Stop at the sketch level before posting your comics?
don't get me wrong, love the look it has, and love the whole damn thing... but I cant seem to post everything until its cleanly lined, coloured, shaded, and properly backgrounded.
So like... HOW? Do you have any secrets or tips on getting past an irrational need of perfectionism?
Uh, I don't think my way is worth repeating to anyone. Basically, I used to be a total perfectionist. Line, coloring, shading, I forced myself to do everything perfectly. And got really mad at myself if I got something crooked or unfinished.
Spoiler - it was crooked and unfinished a lot. Perfection is a bad bar that is kiiiiinda hard to reach haha
I had to go through a huge burnout to realize that art should please specifically me, not the stereotypes I had set in my brain about "quality" art.
Here. One of my old fanarts. Just as an example.
#Does it look better than the sketches I draw now?#Ehh..Maybe?#Does it make me happier because of it?#Hell no#I hated myself when I was drawing it
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Okay so i wanted to 'summon bill cipher' for funsies bc yk, im lonely and need a friend who's jst like me, but uhm. .
Dawg. .
I don't care if this is correct or not, i am NOT using my source as smth from WATTPAD of all things, and with 'OwO' in it's name. 💀
#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#idk how to tag this#idk what else to tag#shitpost#im so normal#hell no#book of bill#what the fuck#fuck no
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Here because I have no one else to talk to and your recent posts show that you suffer from a familiar insanity /j.
Ford would not survive me. I would shatter that old man to pieces I swear to god. I promise. He’d be in tears by the end of it he wouldn’t even know what to do I’d wreck him I’d --
…. And then I’d take care of him! Kiss his hands and stroke his hair and
ANON LMAOOOOO you fucking DAWG dude keep sending me these i need to vent my love for him
I have this stupid headcanon that Ford got his hips, knees and lower back reinforced whilst he was dimension hopping to help him stay capable at moving around as he got older (we all know those are the places with the most wear and tear as we age) and ngl I just know that shit comes in handy if you catch my drift ksksjsjsj
I imagine Ford to be a very passionate, thorough lover (he’s done plenty of research); partially just as an old romantic, but also out of a desperate need to serve because he wants you to feel good and because he gets off on knowing that you think he’s good at it. Even better if you tell him that the whole time….
He’s definitely the type to get weak at the knees for praise and worship.
And I’ll keep it 100 with you: Ford crying during it is top tier elite beautiful ultra sexy amazing lovely gorgeous wonderful I love it I need him
#i have so many silly hcs about him getting body upgrades to ease his time in the portal#you think a sixty-plus man is jumping out the top floor of the Shack and doing a superhero landing on regular knees??#HELL no#he got some add ons in there i just know it#and insert the Dee Reynolds ‘tell me I’m good’ scene#one ‘good boy’ and Ford is on the floor I fear#stanford pines x reader#ford pines x reader
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TELL ME WHY I OPEN TIK TOK JUST TO GET JOSHUA ON MY FYP TELLING ME HIS FAVOURITE SHIP IS HOOK X BRIDGET????? NO.
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