#Batman Smells

[smashpages]

It wouldn’t be Christmas without the annual DC holiday special, and this year they lean heavily into a cult classic Christmas carol for the title: DC’s Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg. The anthology will include six stories by Marv Wolfman, Alexis Quasarano, Drew Maxey, James Reid, Calvin Kasulke, Rick Sanchez, Dorado Quick, Zipporah Smith, Paul Pelletier, Andrew Drilon and more. The cover is by Riley Rossmo.

Read more about DC's December 2024 line-up

[lostsimulacri]

if everything goes as planned this is how i'm escaping christmas dinner 🎄

[espiritogato]

Elf on the shelf meets Batman

Batman says “go ahead, make my day!”

😆😂😝

[godstaff]

At least we got to see Dick knock Bruce on his ass in that same universe.

Small bunus. Too little too late. Fans would say Batso let him punch to calm him down.

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

I need everyone to know that my neighbors have three small fluffy dogs and every day round noon, I hear them because they're all WEARING SLEIGH BELLS and it sounds like Santa's reindeer are jingling down the street but its just three kind of rude shih tzus.

[ssjandtechno]

Just gonna leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5u9JSnAAU4 This is Tom Scott explaining the geographical and chronological distribution of stupid versions of Jingle Bells in which Batman smells, but what else happens is very variable. Childlore more generally is discussed from about 8:35

Haunted and excited by this being a field of study

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Dickman.

[ashtree420]

[frownyalfred]

Enough with Lois being flattered and seduced by Bruce Wayne. I want Clark blushing like a school girl every time Bruce gets within ten feet, and Lois wants to know why.

So of course she sleeps with him. Mostly to prove to Clark that Wayne isn’t all that and a bag of snacks. A little bit because hey, Wayne isn’t exactly horrible to look at, even if her vibrator has more sentience.

And then, in the middle of trying to prove to Clark that there’s absolutely nothing to get flustered about, Wayne rocks her fucking world. Not once, not twice, not a fluke — all weekend. In between rounds she spots him doing the New York Times crossword in pen and decides it’s a hallucination.

She limps (happily) back to the office on Monday and when Clark brings up Bruce Wayne again, she keeps her mouth shut.

[sourkreem]

interrupting Jason's saturday afternoon book binge is one way to make him pissy

spot as many easter eggs as you can :>

[vershl]

so im jumping on the bandwagon with this warmup LOL

Shadow the Bathog, Sonic the Superhog, and Scourge the Joker.

idk, i wanted to twist the idea a little, instead of sonic as joker, we get scourge cuz green- shrugs

[supine-ly]

be nice maps

[mrenickma]

Just a funny video I made lol

[godstaff]

You may have been asked this before and I’m sorry if that’s the case but… why do you call Batman “Batso”? Thanks in advance.

Batgirl

No need to thank me.

The reason is rather silly: I wanted a despective manner to adress the figure of Batman and remembered overwieight people once were called "Fatso" as a joke. No disrespect to them and I'm glad it's no longer in use.

Current Batman for me is a joke and since it is not a real person, I adapted it to Batso, to show my contempt. I'm a very twisted individual and I apologize. Not to DC Comics: they offend me on a daily basis, to real people who may be offended.

[ditzybat]

hc that jason had the worlds worst smokers cough, popcorn lung wheeze, and lawnmower dad snore known to man before he died, and when he came back from the pits his lungs healed and begins the cycle of smoking a pack a day for no other reason than that he truly believes that if the joker can’t take him out a plant rolled in paper wont either.

[martiniluvr]

if old spice released a deodorant based on the way some of y’all describe jason todd’s scent it would be some shit like “ultra flammable gasoline gunpowder nitrate leather whiskey murder bloodbath knuckle-sandwich molotov cocktail explosion. for MEN”