#batman smells robin laid an egg

[dailydccomics]

Poison Ivy vs Batman and Robin by Riley Rossmo

[whipbogard]

Me, all the time: Why can’t they draw Harvey handsome like how they draw the good guys looking handsome? He’s SUPPOSED to be HANDSOME!!! AND CHARISMATIC AND—

DC: Here, have him!

Me: WHY DO THEY DRAW HIM SO HANDSOME??!?!!!!

Bonus: WHY IS HE SO BIG?!?!?!!!!!

[bricktoygrapher]

Jingle bells, Batman smells 🦇💨 Robin laid an egg 🥚 Batmobile lost a wheel 🛞 And Joker got away 🤡

In the holiday spirit, in this photo I wanted to capture the lyrics of a parody of the song Jingle Bells. I'm pretty sure everyone who watched Cartoon Network is familiar with the text I posted above.

[emuartworks]

Bruce looks over at Joker, surprised when the conversation suddenly stops. But it makes perfect sense when he finds Joker staring back at him without an ounce of shame, eyes glittering in the emerald light.

‘You’re sexy when you’re embarrassed.’

This is a Christmas commission for @sabaldax (astrodisea on ao3) based on his fanfic, waste of confetti! Go check it out on ao3!

[spocks-husband]

I'm reading DC Christmas Comics (exposure therapy recommended by my doctor lmao) and unfortunately It's A Criminal Life is actually the funniest fucking thing I've ever read so. Basically if you're not familiar, it's part of this year's Christmas special release (one of them anyways) and involves Joker getting It's A Wonderful Lifed by Jaybin. And when they're in the alternate world where Joker doesn't exist this happens. And I've been cackling for way too long.

[youngbounty]

Rofl did Dami just call Joker a Boomer? Ouch!

[thechaoshuman]

Jingle bells,

Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg!

Batmobile lost its wheel,

And the Joker got away!

Ha ha ha!

Crashing through the roof,

In a one horse open tree,

Busting out I go,

Laughing all the wheeeeee!!

[lostsimulacri]

if everything goes as planned this is how i'm escaping christmas dinner 🎄

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

(Poison Ivy voice) “Happy Holidays.”

[kingdomcomicscenter-blog]

[dailydccomics]

Superman 🎄 by Santa Fung

[smashpages]

It wouldn’t be Christmas without the annual DC holiday special, and this year they lean heavily into a cult classic Christmas carol for the title: DC’s Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg. The anthology will include six stories by Marv Wolfman, Alexis Quasarano, Drew Maxey, James Reid, Calvin Kasulke, Rick Sanchez, Dorado Quick, Zipporah Smith, Paul Pelletier, Andrew Drilon and more. The cover is by Riley Rossmo.

Read more about DC's December 2024 line-up

[ghurab-alzilal]

Raven: Do you have any plans for today?

Damian: Not really. Do you have something in mind?

Raven: Multiple options actually; play in the snow and make snowmen, ice skating, baking gingerbread men, watching christmas movies, go Christmas shopping-

Damian: *grimace of displeasure *

Raven: Dick invited us to sing carols with him and the others too!

Damian: ...

Damian: Whatever the fuck but singing...

[shyjusticewarrior]

Oh you're gonna come back to life alright... (Well, sorta)

[graphicpolicy]

Preview: DC's Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg #1

DC's Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg #1 preview. Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel… and you know the rest! #comics #comicbooks