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gillion helping chip to do magic in ep 82 is so…….

(homoerotic)

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Is it parasocial to say that just one chance to do karaoke with Charlie slimecicle would instantly fix every issue in my life?

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9/11 domino effect caused jrwi the suckening

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everyone looking at the latest slimecicle pics and going ‘omg william wisp’ is so wrong it hurts . william wisp WISHES he had outfits that good

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He’s my dead wife in a movie and this is a home video I recorded with a handheld camera

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I run a D&D club for 9-10 year olds and here are some of my favourite things that have happened:

• A child called me my teacher name and another very angrily shouted “She’s not miss right now, she’s DM!”

• “Can I name my character Eren Yeager?”

• “Can I roll to rizz up the sun?”

• (While they were discussing their characters) “Should I be preppy or emo?”

• One kid named his character ‘Flamer’ and I had to carry on like it is not a slur

• “My character doesn’t talk so I will write everything on a whiteboard”

• “I’m 69 years old” *laughs* (when I asked why that’s funny, they said “Because that’s how old my grandad is”)

• “I’m not in this scene so I guess my character will just be watching youtube shorts”

Actually heartwarming things:

• A little boy very nervously came over to me after class and asked if he could make a girl character, and then handed me the most beautiful drawing of a very pretty sea elf

• When that same boy told the rest of the kids about his character, the only reaction was, “You’re a girl? Woah cool!”

• A neurodivergent kid got the last hit in on the bbeg and all the other kids ran over to hug her

• Three kids have started their own D&D group outside of school

• “Miss do you make all of this up on the spot? You’re a very good writer”

• Three parents have told me that their kids have come home more outgoing and confident from just 5 sessions of playing

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brain ghost wiwi for my homestucks

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HOLS ME LIK A GRUSDHS

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Sorry for making Charlie lose the ball on Sisyphus game that was fully my fault

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Charlie answered my dono and now I’m shaking and screaming and crying and throwing up and shitting tbh

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is this a safe space,

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"you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"

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my gay ass could NOT work at the slimecicle store 🙏🙏💯💯💀💀

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[grefgor voice] my prince, slimecicle caught ‘fagging it up’ at the club my prince, more like cuntcicle my prince

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I

So drunk it’s tie

To talk about Charlie sliemvsyve

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rent lowering gunshots. slimetits be upon ye new followers

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Never ask a girl her weight a guy his dick size and a jrwi fan what character they kin.