#Based On These Fandoms:

[george-bowie]

Rant Incoming!!

People Will Be Like

“I Use Everyone/Every Character’s Preferred Pronouns/Names!!”

Unless It’s Neopronouns.

Unless The Character With The Pronouns Is a Morally/Evil Bad Person.

Unless It’s Someone’s Headcanon of Their Version/Interpretation of a Character.

If Somebody Hc’s Their Version of a Character As Trans/Non-Binary/Etc With Different Pronouns, Use Those Pronouns For That Person’s Version of That Character, It Doesn’t Matter If “It Isn’t Canon!!!”, It’s Someone’s INTERPRETATION of The Character, Idc If That Character Doesn’t Canonically Use Neos, I Headcanon Them Using Them, Idc If You Think That Character Is Homophobic/Transphobic, I Think They Aren’t And That Is MY Interpretation, It’s My Headcanons, Not Yours.

[disasterdandelion]

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

[wanderingcas]

people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀

[thenightisland]

people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

[pacificwaternymph]

Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.

[harbingerofsoup]

there’s death of the author and then there’s whatever the fuck is up with danny phantom

[sinfulpatata]

meeting your past self be like:

yllz: midget.

mxy!wwx: virgin.

lwj, being smothered by tits: mn.

[polararts]

It's a period piece~

[teletunkie]

🌹🪺🌹

[squidthusiast]

Tfw your beautiful girlfriend explains all the Alien movies’ plots to you before she goes to bed.

[cacaocheri]

thinking about how sun is a touchy bastard and needs to be soooo sneaky to get closer to yn

[hiveswap]

Going into any fandom maintag:

Random stranger 1: I NEED his cock [most unfuckable character you've ever seen]

Random stranger 2: hehe cringe doodle [art that belongs in the louvre]

Random stranger 3: dark!divorced!fae!brown eyed!mainguy/reader au where y/n is a horse

Random stranger 4: [explicitly mentally ill character] is so evil. I just don't like him sorry.

Pornbot: pussy wet

Random stranger 5: i need them to cuddle through a cold desert night i need him to break down in tears and i want to be h,

Random stranger 6: i hate shipping [main dude] with [female lead] Obviously the m/m ship is better 😑 btw she is so cool she's the braincell <3 we love a smart queen

Random stranger 7: she's soooo girlie!!! My sweet baby daughter!! [picture of the grown dude protagonist]

Pornbot: literacy rate declining . Fuck my nose

Random stranger 8: [explicitly mentally ill character] is a dog in my au btw :D

[zephyrchama]

MC gifting the Obey Me! cast the same button-up shirts and asking them to wear it when they go out to dinner.

Mammon is the first to show up. He doesn't like to be away from you for extended periods of time keep you waiting, and he wants to get some use out of that fancy new shirt you gave him.

Leviathan is the next to arrive, wanting to cement himself in a seat before more people show up. He doesn't notice at first, but Mammon certainly does. Mammon is not very happy.

The two start bickering over free breadsticks as the twins walk in. Beelzebub is too distracted by the scent of appetizers to really care, but the situation gets a chuckle out of Belphegor. "You both look stupid," he tells Mammon and Leviathan.

They quip back, "Like you're one to talk!" and "You're wearin' the same thing, moron!"

"Shh, shh. It's funny. Be quiet, I think someone else is coming." At your behest, the table settles down.

Solomon's usual smug self is knocked down a peg when he sees everybody in the same attire. "I don't think this is mere coincidence," he surmises while taking a seat. "Did you give these to everyone?"

You nod, and finally Solomon smiles. "This will be good."

Within seconds of arrival, Satan is able to quickly connect the dots. He's not happy to be matching with Lucifer, but knows the look on the eldest's face will be worth it when he walks in and falls for the prank. Satan readies his phone camera to capture the occasion.

Simeon gets a good laugh when he shows up. Him and Luke are used to matching from time to time, but dressing up like the brothers reminds him of their days in the Celestial Realm. "I like your shirts," he jokes to an audience of eye rolls.

Luke presents you with a thank-you gift, a shirt he specially picked out for you. He understands though that everyone needs to match for this dinner, and eagerly awaits everyone else's reactions. Being included on these kinds of pranks is so much fun.

Asmodeus is temporarily stunned that you've managed to get everyone in matching outfits. They only humor him with such a treat once every handful of centuries. This is genius. After putting his things down he immediately gets to work adjusting buttons, smoothing collars, and demanding selfies. In the scramble to get the first of many group photos, Satan's phone is knocked out of his hand just as Lucifer walks in.

He's not alone though. The surprise was already foiled when Diavolo, Barbatos, and Lucifer decided to come together. "I knew you were up to something," he sighs. Yet, he wore the shirt anyway. The three look like they've walked out of a commercial.

"What a wonderful surprise! This makes my new shirt even more special." Diavolo is clearly thrilled and more than happy to take selfies with Asmodeus while Barbatos asks the waiter for a round of drinks.

"That's cheating," Leviathan says. "You guys figured it out ahead of time."

"Unfair," Belphegor agreed. Satan just seethed quietly while waiting for his entree. He really thought Lucifer would be caught off guard this time.

"Good to know I pull it off best though." Mammon was confident in his looks and winked at his reflection in a spoon. Asmodeus scoffed, adding "in your dreams, maybe."

[gokuisahimbo]

And it felt like meeting the whole world.

Alt version, combined the layers!

[ping-ski]

well he thought it was fun

[orbitsab]

they’re innocent