#BUT HE'S STILL HUMAN
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lcftyambiticns · 9 months ago
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Here's a soft uwuwu HC as well to, uh... even the asshole/nice scale? Jk, no, it probably won't. Anyway
He likes watching the birds on his balcony in the morning. Every now and then, he'll scatter some breadcrumbs along the balustrade for them.
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lunefuforu · 1 year ago
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Toh doesn't understand belos/philip's character the way I do. Babygirl you deserved better
(Better as in having been better written with his flawed complex human morality actually being shown how it affects him now, rather than having his complexity being stripped away from him with character assassination in order to make him Big Bad Evil Man Who Dies The End.)
#lune talks#belosfanstakeover#be warned my tags are going to be long cuz I don't wanna clog up the text on the actual post#I needed to see him break down#I needed to see the fear in his eyes#I needed to see how he finally sees that everything he's done was for nothing#But he's too far gone anyway so he has to see this through#He can't bare to face the truth so he shoves it away in order to keep living in delusion#Because it's the easier path in his head#I NEEDED to see him ugly sob#I needed him to be angry#to yell through tears#but realize he's all alone#and no one is going to answer him back#because it's a hell of his own making#no one to blame but himself#YOU CAN'T JUST REDUCE AN INCREDIBLY COMPLEX CHARACTER LIKE HIM DOWN TO A RUN-OF-THE-MILL EVIL GUY#HE'S A LOST CAUSE AND A MONSTER#BUT HE'S STILL HUMAN#NO MATTER HOW LONG HE'S SINCE LOST THAT HUMANITY#HE WAS HUMAN AND GREW UP IN A SOCIETY THAT SHAPED HIM HIS IDEALS#YOU CAN'T IGNORE ALL OF THESE FACTORS ABOUT HIM JUST TO HAVE YOUR HERO MOMENT FOR LUZ#YOU COULD HAVE AT /LEAST/ SHOWN HIM TEAR UP AT THE SIGHT OF HIS BROTHER STARING DOWN SILENTLY AT HIM#IF IT'S REALLY TRUE THAT ALL THE GOLDEN GUARDS AND HIS BROTHER ARE JUST HALLUCINATIONS THEN IT /MEANS/ HE FEELS /SOME/ GUILT WITHIN HIM#S H O W I T#MAKE HIM H U R T#HURT HIM#Edit: Tumblr fuckin thanos snapped the rest of my tags cuz I guess I added too many#but I was just talking more about how I want his complexity to be recognized#if you wanna see more ranting I guess then lemme know lol
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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batsyheere · 2 months ago
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Bruce tries to adopt Ellie, who is immediately against it. She keeps throwing him off her trail and he keeps tracking her down. She's honestly concerned, and normally she would handle her problems by herself- but this is Batman.
So when Bruce gets a little too close and Ellie is just so tired... she calls for Danny.
"Mom!"
Cue college student, perpetually tired and overworked Danny "High King Phantom" Fenton appearing from the very shadows Batman normally does himself, seeing the situation and going off at this "clearly older man" chasing his daughter in the middle of the night.
Cue the most elaborate "stop trying to adopt my kid before I adopt yours" series of battles
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ssmashley · 3 months ago
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HIMMMMMMMMM
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raileurta · 4 months ago
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I was reading some transformers fanfiction and it's a solely underutilized idea to have humans and Cybertronians be in a symbiotic relationship. In nature all the time big animals will rely on smaller animals' help.
For example humans could give repairs, clean them, and help them reach smaller places. Cybertronians can give transportation and protection of course. They're emotional benefits too; humans are really nice soft things to touch and humans like having big robot friends :3.
So I'm imagining transformers realize how useful it is to have a human partner around so they start going around trying to get one. Anyways this leads to shenanigans of course and a lot of cracky moments.
Suspiciously nice looking car in a driveway with its door opened: ....
The random human who owns the driveway: ...
Human: *turns around* Screw that! I'm not becoming part of the human distribution system today, no sir I am not.
Cybertronian: *sad beeping noises*
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notherpuppet · 11 months ago
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“Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath.”
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monkesupreme · 2 months ago
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dense, neutron star of a man. His weight fluctuates based off of the amount of sun hes been exposed to, and the amount of water ingested, so a very healthy kryptonian easily weighs around 350-400 lbs/ 158-181 kgs. Martha quickly traded in her lawn chairs for sturdy, solid wood, rocking chairs for the front porch as he got older, but Clark seems to be drawn to the flimsy lawn chairs like a moth to a flame.
(Hes prone to shouting for his Ma or Pa when hes scared awake, old habit hes never broke out of lol)
Bonus: a regular day for Bruce
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milkywayes · 6 months ago
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there's downsides to ranking high in the hierarchy [prints]
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edlucavalden · 5 months ago
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Oh my god.. this post was cooking i had to..
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hinamie · 6 months ago
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*catboys ur shounen protag*
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sparrowlucero · 2 months ago
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dr who is (apparently) redesigning this turtle from the classic series to be just a green human elf lady instead and twitter is eating it up because "no one would take the show seriously otherwise" and "the audience isn't able to empathize with something that doesn't look human". another fascinating data point in the psychology of doctor who fans.
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egophiliac · 7 days ago
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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paper-lilypie · 1 year ago
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ok but that kid Mobius couldn’t prune was Loki right. like, that was Loki right. The brothers at the dock. That was Loki and Thor right. It was Loki
Mobius couldn’t kill Loki, chose his burden, and dedicated his life to him instead.
Mobius’s story started and ended with Loki. It had to be Loki.
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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lilybug-02 · 2 months ago
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Still as clumsy as ever.
Bug Fact: Although the term “bug” has a scientific meaning, its common usage refers to any variety of small arthropods (such as beetles, spiders, or centipedes).
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