#Anti humor

[tilbageidanmark]

To get to the other side.

[sketchy-illustrated]

SKETCHY ILLUSTRATED STILL LIVES!!!

At least in this platform.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[wylanzahn]

Nothing against poster but I have a problem with this quote.

Absolutely should you be aware, conscious, and thinking about the unjust, the cruel, and the repressive sides of not only our own society but society as a whole—

BUT

—That doesn’t mean we can’t be HAPPY. You deserve happiness in your life, okay? Because you matter, and you make other peoples lives matter. This is so frustrating as someone who has seen… the darker side of my mental health because this is -in a way- justifying depression. Which is blatantly wrong.

Be unhappy about regimes, be unhappy about economic policies, be unhappy about the rich assholes in charge — 1000%. But that does not mean you don’t deserve to be happy.

You are amazing and you deserve to keep on going.

I promise.

One day things will change, and we can change them, but not if you’re gone because at the end of the day we need you here too.

[spiderandmosquito]

My Mean-spirited Anti-parody

Had an idea today that I don't think I'll ever make it might be a fun occasion series.You know that youtube channel 'How it Should of Ended'? Web animated parodies that about exactly what it says on the tin? My idea is sort of the opposite of that. Movie parodies that deliberately respond to often critiqued or parodied movie scenes, plot points, or plot holes, showing how the story would be actually worse if they did exactly what we said they should have done.

For example, Glynda just tells Dorothy that the shoes can take her home the moment she gets them. She never actually learns that "there's no place like home" and then lives the rest of her life regretting coming back, wanting to return this fantastic world she didn't get to see, and ends up in a psychward after attempting to run into the next tornado to hit her farm.

Indiana Jones doesn't actually have to retrieve the Ark of the Covenant because it kills the Nazis after they try to use it? Alright, let's see the movie where he just sits around waiting for that to happen, then it does, and he brings it back to America without any issue. Marion's dead because they killed her for the medallion, but who cares? I got the magic god box.That sounds like a way better movie, right?

The fellowship takes the eagles to mordor. Not even a third of the way there, the ring corrupts the eagles, and they successfully destroy all the kingdoms. Because they're gods that we all mistook for a taxi service.

Give me enough time, I bet I could come up with a reason why fixing the ending of Grease would be actually way worse.

[bameme]

I am so happy I live in a western democracy, if I speak out about my boss I have to find a new job if I speak out about my landlord I have to find a new home if I speak out online I will be muted or banned I can buy 40 brands of breakfast cereal all owned by three different companies if I protest in the street I will be arrested this is the best

[mysharona1987]

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[lilithism1848]

[circleandsquarecomic]

Circle and Square Are Dead (Part 3/3)

[nando161mando]

[madame-helen]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.

Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.

[iamnmbr3]

you know what will never not be funny to me? the contrast of this:

vs this:

Harry's really out there in canon remembering literally every detail of every encounter with Draco he's ever had while forgetting the time Ginny got posessed and nearly murdered by a Horcrux. I know from a Doylist perspective there's plot reasons for this but in universe it is SO funny. Harry's brain is literally on 24/7 drarry lockdown. Ginny I am so sorry but it is a lost cause.

You know this bit of book 6? (Which by the way is Harry and Ginny's first major interaction after he realizes he's lusting after her):

How many convos like that did they have before Ginny realized what was up?

[queerism1969]