#this is serious

[oneofthedrunksattheoverpass]

it is now canonically possible that buddie fanfic can exist in the 911 universe

[relina-ruj]

Okay so hear me out

Bohemiasaurus is no joke

For those who don’t know, I’m not making things up

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I wonder if anyone found the dead body my teacher buried right before the pandemic

[luffypeach]

I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 14 YEARS ABOUT ROBIN LOSING HER BANGS AND HERE SHE IS BACK AGAIN I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW LOUD I JUST SCREAMED

[had-my-gaurd-up-2-u-since]

[mismess]

This! Is! Serious!

[specsthesecond]

It's almost Halloween

I have to LOCK IN

[patrothestupid]

Thoughts on biting/marking?

Best part of big bars tummies/pecs are how easy you can put bite marks on em imo >;3

[punker-topia]

ok so do you think that next week in the match with seth punk will go inside the ring with his cock Already hard Or do you think that he'll get hard During the match. it's a serious matter we need to discuss this

[nxrthh]

poolverine posting again... i do not CARE that the disneyland cast member joked ab pool topping... u will never leave the receiver society wade wilson...

[js-tlk-art]

Thinking of that scene in season two where Alfred was visiting Coccham after Uthred married Gisela, when Uthred came to greet him and Alfred just sat there waiting for him like:

Welcome home, cheater

Bonus: Odda and Finan witnessing their quarreling for the umpteenth time and wishing they were literally anywhere else

[bootlegviolatwelfthnight]

My college roommate woke me up at six in the morning on a Tuesday, shouting my name and shaking me awake.

"Y/N, get up and pack a bag. he's almost here."

I moved my hot pink eye mask from over my eyes to look at her, and I I batted my sleepy cerulean orbs in confusion.

"who's here?" I asked.

"I sold you."

WHAT?!?!?! I jumped out of bed, and tossed off my Weezer branded pajama set, before throwing on a My Chemical Romance t-shirt and a pair of jeans.

"you're joking!"

She was in fact not joking.

"Pack a bag. I'm selling you to pay for DoorDash."

I grabbed my Weezer branded suitcase, and threw a couple of my awesome band t-shirts into it, along with my copy of the Catcher in the Rye. But I was still confused.

"Who did you sell me to?"

Suddenly, we heard a knock at the door, and my roommate went to open it. Standing there, in front of us, was Duke Orsino of Illyria.

"Hello. I'm here to pick up Y/N."

And that's the story of how my college roommate sold me to Duke Orsino.

[pendulouspuppyudders]

girls who play mean in mtg you have my whole heart, leave your pod that won't stop complaining about you, i promise i'll moan when you ask if i'll pay the one

[tivainacaskett]

If Pepper doesn’t also return to the MCU I’m literally going to make sure Marvel studios falls this is SERIOUS for me PEPPERONY RAISED ME ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️IF PEGGY IS BACK PEPPER SHOULD BE TOO

[askveronicasawyer]

you fucking bitch.

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU POSTED R4P1ST X VICTIM. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE..

"b-b-but! im just small and k-k-kurt didnt r4p3 veronic-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. DONT YOU KNOW THAT 3 SERVERS ARE HATING ON YOU? 3. 3 FUCKING SERVERS. THIS IS FUCKING SICK.

YOU NEED FUCKING RESEARCH ON WHAT R4P1ST X VICTIM IS. ARE YOU ACTUALLY OUT OF YOUR MIND.

DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT 3 OR 4 SERVERS TO HATE ON YOU NOW? YEAH. IM LITERALLY DONE WITH YOU

HE R4P3D HER IN BOTH MUSICAL AND MOVIE.

NO MATTER WHAT. HE R4P3D HER IN BOTH MOVIE AND MUSICAL. AND WHAT SERVERS ARE HATING ON YOU?

THOSE. YOUR SO DONE FOR ...

AND DID YOU EVEN LISTEN TO WHAT RHORY SAID?.. OMG.

R4P3 IS NOT A CUTE THING.