#this is serious

[oneofthedrunksattheoverpass]

it is now canonically possible that buddie fanfic can exist in the 911 universe

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I wonder if anyone found the dead body my teacher buried right before the pandemic

[luffypeach]

I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 14 YEARS ABOUT ROBIN LOSING HER BANGS AND HERE SHE IS BACK AGAIN I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW LOUD I JUST SCREAMED

[liv0]

Get a room omg???

This is crazy

[hadesoftheladies]

the biggest threat to feminism isn't porn. it's not even the trans movement or anything to do with men. the biggest threat to feminism is whatever upends female solidarity. female solidarity is the only way out, and the biggest threat to female solidarity is white supremacy. racist (that includes anti-semitism, btw) white women will rip us apart and throw the pieces of our movement to the wind. this is an active political threat. white radfems need to get busy pushing anti-racist and anti imperialist rhetoric or we're lost. even lighter-toned women need to advocate against anti-blackness. misogynoir is killing this fucking movement.

lesbophobia is a close (IMO) second and i'm going to make a separate post for that.

[mismess]

This! Is! Serious!

[specsthesecond]

It's almost Halloween

I have to LOCK IN

[patrothestupid]

Thoughts on biting/marking?

Best part of big bars tummies/pecs are how easy you can put bite marks on em imo >;3

[nxrthh]

poolverine posting again... i do not CARE that the disneyland cast member joked ab pool topping... u will never leave the receiver society wade wilson...

[victim2autopsy]

Rate the desktop, from 1 out of 10, are we feline it?

[askveronicasawyer]

you fucking bitch.

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU POSTED R4P1ST X VICTIM. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE..

"b-b-but! im just small and k-k-kurt didnt r4p3 veronic-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. DONT YOU KNOW THAT 3 SERVERS ARE HATING ON YOU? 3. 3 FUCKING SERVERS. THIS IS FUCKING SICK.

YOU NEED FUCKING RESEARCH ON WHAT R4P1ST X VICTIM IS. ARE YOU ACTUALLY OUT OF YOUR MIND.

DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT 3 OR 4 SERVERS TO HATE ON YOU NOW? YEAH. IM LITERALLY DONE WITH YOU

HE R4P3D HER IN BOTH MUSICAL AND MOVIE.

NO MATTER WHAT. HE R4P3D HER IN BOTH MOVIE AND MUSICAL. AND WHAT SERVERS ARE HATING ON YOU?

THOSE. YOUR SO DONE FOR ...

AND DID YOU EVEN LISTEN TO WHAT RHORY SAID?.. OMG.

R4P3 IS NOT A CUTE THING.

[bootlegviolatwelfthnight]

My college roommate woke me up at six in the morning on a Tuesday, shouting my name and shaking me awake.

"Y/N, get up and pack a bag. he's almost here."

I moved my hot pink eye mask from over my eyes to look at her, and I I batted my sleepy cerulean orbs in confusion.

"who's here?" I asked.

"I sold you."

WHAT?!?!?! I jumped out of bed, and tossed off my Weezer branded pajama set, before throwing on a My Chemical Romance t-shirt and a pair of jeans.

"you're joking!"

She was in fact not joking.

"Pack a bag. I'm selling you to pay for DoorDash."

I grabbed my Weezer branded suitcase, and threw a couple of my awesome band t-shirts into it, along with my copy of the Catcher in the Rye. But I was still confused.

"Who did you sell me to?"

Suddenly, we heard a knock at the door, and my roommate went to open it. Standing there, in front of us, was Duke Orsino of Illyria.

"Hello. I'm here to pick up Y/N."

And that's the story of how my college roommate sold me to Duke Orsino.

[sunnywalnut]

Hey cutie. *Twirls my hair* did you know that it is completely free to click all of the buttons on arab.org and all the proceeds go to numerous charities?

*bats my eyelashes* also you can click them multiple times if you go through incognito mode as well as different Google accounts.

[shadowlurkerbug]

Guys guys guys guys. I need to put a pic of spy and sniper into a locket so when I close it they’re always kissing.

GUYS. GUYSSSS

[suppotato123]

Hey can we please stop fucking threatening the McDonald’s employee who snitched on Luigi Mangione? The cops offered a huge fucking reward for his capture that they literally did not pay. The McDonald’s worker is getting just as screwed as all of us. They’re not a “class traitor” they’re a person who was just trying to do the right thing, and maybe have some extra cash in this shithole of an economy. Like it’s fine to be sympathetic to Luigi, and understanding of his motives, but threatening a fucking McDonald’s worker is not fucking helping his cause or anyone else’s.