#Anne X Mary

[toastywindow]

THEM

[flashbastardsramblings]

Anne Bonny and Mary Read are what Eve and Villanelle could have been and should have been if the writers didn't HATE us.

[mermaidlighthouse]

Never not laughing at Stede just casually picking through cooked rabbit poop and trying to salvage the meat as if he has any idea what he’s doing…

Why would any of these people trust Stede to be the one to figure out what to do with the shit rabbit???? What qualifications do ANY of them think he has in making that situation better?????

BUT ALSO, assuming they all agreed Stede would fix it or are all at least aware of that plan, when Ed says can barely even taste the shit he’s actually complimenting Stede…like I hate you and you ruined my life but also you didn’t do a horrible job of making this edible but I’m also not gonna tell you that straight out because I hate you and you ruined my life but also I love you and please never leave me again

[sapphiccharacterstournament]

Canon Sapphic Characters Tournament Round One (Bracket 8)

[meteor752]

There’s something so strange about OFMD, in that they managed to hit every part of my identity

Lesbian

Non-Binary

Polyamorous

Swedish

Arsonistic

Dumb af but I act as if I’m not

Gay and pining

Birb

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

deranged bitterly retired pirate wives living in a swamp running an antique shop with zero customers in the most cluttered, maximalist house you could ever imagine, forever stabbing and poisoning each other etc. to keep things fresh, random barn animals wandering around in the background, is a concept so good that it genuinely brings me PAIN that we only got it for one episode 💘💔

[mwagneto]

so no anne mary makeout???????? smashes my fucking phone

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

[purgatory-of-assbutts]

Something about how Ed and Izzy both deny their own histories and construct a new narrative (the talent show, the shark). Something about how both of Ed’s rebirths are framed by myth (the Kraken, a mermaid). Something about Anne and Mary opening up a shop in the middle of nowhere but being miserable (together, but it’s all still so terrible) and Ed’s little hypothetical personae. Something about two people prone to whims deciding to take it slow.

[rhfffas]

anne&mary 🤝 root&shaw

stabbing, poisoning and arsoning as foreplays

[toyboy-molloy]

broke: don’t stay at the inn when the revenge crew are visiting

woke: don’t stay at the inn when anne and mary are visiting

[natowe]

Anne Bonny / Mary Read "Kiss with a Fist" ❤

YouTube

[mermaidlighthouse]

Still cackling about the fact that Anne and Mary are NOT impressed with Stede’s version of how he and Ed met but as soon as Ed explains he was gonna murder Stede it all makes sense to them and they nod along as if yes, this is a much better story - obviously the best way to meet a person and start a romantic relationship is under the guise of a murder plot.

[dannidorina]

Is this anything? (Pleasegetthereferencepleasegetthereferencepleasegetthereference)

[our-flag-means-love]

it's not ready to be shared quite yet, but if anyone might be interested in beta reading a midsummer night's dream/ofmd fusion au in the coming weeks, please reach out!

i'm mainly looking for pacing/flow/characterization feedback rather than spag. rated M, lots of sexual references so far but there won't be any explicit smut.

must be 18+!

[kajaono]

„I bet Anne really loved that ugly piece of shit.“

Oh, is this why you didn’t destroyed Stedes tiny boat?