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bizarrelittlemew · 2 days ago
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PROUDLY PRESENTING:
The Unofficial OFMD AO3 Wrapped 2024
sponsored by my love of fandom community, a passion for data presentation, more hours in photoshop than I am willing to admit, and inspired by the Good Omens AO3 wrapped
images used are either official stills or screencaps from episodes and the Vanity Fair lie detector video. everything edited by me :)
a few additional stats:
79 works had more than 100k words, with an accumulated 16 million words, meaning 1% of works accounted for 21% of words
At a reading speed of 300 words per minute, it would take 174 days and nights to read all of the OFMD fic from 2024 - or, if you read for 11.5 hours every day for a year, you'd be able to get through it all!
The most tagged sex acts for explicit fics were (in order): Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, and Hand Jobs
271 works were tagged "Art"
details about data collection and analysis ⤵️
All data was collected on January 1st, 2025. I limited search results within the fandom tag to works updated between 2024-01-01 and 2024-12-31. Works started earlier but updated in 2024 are therefore included. Works added and deleted again during the year are not accounted for.
I manually typed data from the AO3 search into Excel, so there may be errors and inaccuracies due to the limits of the AO3 search function, authors' tagging choices, and typos (sorry lmao). There is probably an easier way to do this but idk I was bored and didn't mind. Graphs were made in Excel.
For the total word count estimate, I collected the exact word counts of all works above 100k, then gathered data on the number of works within pre-selected word count intervals and multiplied the number of works with the average of the interval (for each interval). The total sum and cumulative graphs for both number of works and word counts are presented above.
I made posts on tumblr and bluesky asking people to nominate their favorite tags from 2024, and included as many as I could.
This is just how I chose to present the data - I hope it makes sense and I'm open to questions!
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PCCP's 2024 multi-chapter fic roundup
I just wanted to take a moment here to celebrate some of my favorite multi-chapter fics I wrote in 2024! I have had so much joy in writing these and sharing them, and if you're looking for something to read, maybe give one of them a shot?
"Seabird, Fly Home" is my favorite fic I wrote this year. This is a reincarnation fic with heavy themes of grief, loss, and mourning, in which paranormal investigators Ed and Stede uncover the mystery behind their past lives. Very angsty but with a very happy ending. Rated M, 57k words.
"Star Waka" was the last multi-chapter fic I wrote this year and another stand-out favorite. Centered around ideas of identity, community, and learning to love being alive after you've given up on it, this is a sci-fi space trucker au. When starship captain Ed is assigned to mentor newbie captain Stede after a failed suicide attempt, he's able to come home to himself. Rated M, 55k words, and I think this fic really proves how much I've grown as a writer this year.
"Where We Belong: a Duet" is a former hitman!Ed au, and the longest fic I wrote this year. You like whump? Stede joyfully learning to Do Crimes? Then this one's for you! After stumbling onto Stede's doorstep after a last case gone wrong, all Ed wants is a quiet life, but as Stede tries to keep the peace only to find trouble constantly brewing on the horizon, they have to work for their happy ending. Rated E, 115k words.
"On a Bright Day, Next Week" started out as a Portal 2 au and took on a life of its own! In this sci-fi au, Stede wakes up in the cryosleep lobby at Queen Anne Research Laboratories, and must work with the erratic AI system ED to uncover the mystery of what happened there. Rated M, 54k words.
"This Sudden Burst of Sunlight" is such a special fic, centered around depressed, heavily suicidal Ed choosing to live after he's given up on a happy ending. Very angsty but so happy at the end! Rated E, 72k words.
"Dear Ed, Again" is such a fun fic and I just love it! When punk rockstar Ed and freshly-out Stede decide to run away from their lives together, they fake a relationship to prove to everyone in their lives that they're better off alone. As they heal with each other, they discover there's so much love still waiting for them. Rated E, 78k words.
"My Ocean Deep" was my first fic of 2024! This actual kraken!Ed au is sweet, whumpy, and has a super happy ending. Featuring cryptid hunter Stede teaming up with Ed, who just happens to be the kraken they're looking for, with lots of crew hijinks and perhaps my favorite Ned Low ever (what if he was just a really fucked-up marine biologist?) Rated E, 65k words.
"If I Get Lost Along the Way" is one I personally re-read often. After getting out of a string of abusive relationships, Ed meets Stede, they hit it off after going to key his ex's car at the same time, and they help each other learn to build a life they're excited to live. Rated E, 75k words.
"Everything That Rises Must Converge" is the shortest on this list, but I think it still hits hard! This is a twist on the post-s2 spitefic genre, with Ed being convinced their inn is haunted and their happy ending is crumbling apart, and as he unpacks his fear and allows himself to feel safe for the first time, their house shifts from a source of terror into a home. Rated M, 6k words.
"Sounds Like Pearls" is my first foray into writing age regression fic! More than anything, this fic is a character study into Ed's childhood trauma and its lingering effects, but it also has plenty of fluff, cute little!Ed moments, and healing for both Ed and Stede. Rated T, 44k words.
"Ed and Stede's Super Special Top Surgery Vlogs" is a step away from my usual prose style, as this fic is told entirely through videos on Stede's YouTube channel as he and Ed go through the process of Ed's top surgery. Very personal and filled with trans joy! Rated T, 19k words.
Thank you so, so much for everyone who's read along with any one of these fics! They've all been a joy and a pleasure to share. <3
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ofmdlovelyletters · 3 days ago
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this is a lovely letter for @xoxoemynn for being kind & welcoming and a great writer and just an all around lovely person to share a fandom with!
Hi @xoxoemynn! You've received a lovely letter. 💌
Crew, you can read her fic here.
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quaintlyfig · 1 month ago
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“Improbably Unafraid”
Story by Quaintly Fig || Wonderful New Artwork by @sweetpotato70
I can’t get over how beautiful they are! Sweetpotato captured their sweet, quiet tenderness perfectly! 💞
If you want to read the short, sweet story (T-rated), the link is here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56566885
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paleoleigh · 1 year ago
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Thinking about how DJenks saying Stede is Stede Bonnet the 15th and how that insinuates his father's name isn't Edward like it was in history, freeing up the potential for Ed to take Stede's last name without it being weird. Which is sweet and fun in its own right, but given ofmd hijinks this means they could maybe use their married names without revealing their identities, like:
One day while the boys are having a nice breakfast in town, someone approaches them, waving a wanted poster.
"Edward Teach. Stede Bonnet. The jig is up!"
Stede sighs. Not really the reaction expected of a pirate on the run with a bounty on his head.
"Not again," he mutters. Looks to his companion. "Do you want to explain this time?"
Their would-be capturer frowns. "Explain what exactly?"
"There's been a misunderstanding," Ed provides, "I'm Edward Bonnet. He's Stede Teach."
"Common misconception," Stede Teach chimes in.
"Unfortunate coincidence," Edward Bonnet adds.
"So....you're not pirates?"
"Christ, no. Innkeepers."
"We own the Mermaid." Stede takes a lazy sip of his tea, completely unbothered by the intrusion. "Near the beach."
"Oh. Well. That's alright then."
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cahootings · 14 hours ago
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Okay I’m hungover from slamming definitely one of the top five stories I’ve read so please stop whatever you are doing and go read second star to the right and you will believe in magic again I swear to you this. I’m not the same person anymore
Coming back here after hours of stuffing my face with one of the most incredible fics I’ve ever read and just trying to remember how a normal human behaves
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asneakyfox · 24 days ago
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long as we're complaining about fanon stede and his tendency toward excessively formal speech something that's stuck with me for over a year is the teacher/student au i read once where stede was a professor who addressed his students as "ms teach," "mr feeney," "mr boodhari," etc. it's so small but it's such a fundamental misunderstanding of stede and his entire role in the story. stede would be the sort of teacher who arranges the desks in a semicircle and not only calls his students by their first names regardless of whether that's normal at this school but but insists that they all call him by his first name despite the fact that no other teacher at the school does that and the students are visibly weirded out by it. this is fundamental to the whole premise
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dimplyowl · 1 month ago
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So since there’s been some drama again now seems like a great time to share a snippet of a fic I’ve been meaning to write for yeaaaaaaaars where Lucius interrupts the “I should have let the English kill you” moment.
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ofmdaction · 7 months ago
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🇵🇸 OFMD Gotcha for Gaza Fundraiser 🇵🇸
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Welcome to the OFMD Gotcha for Gaza Fundraiser!
This is a fundraising event to raise money for the people of Gaza in exchange for Our Flag Means Death fanworks. This event is not officially associated with Our Flag Means Death - it's a fan-run project and made possible by volunteer fan creators.
How it works:
Artists and writers can sign up as volunteers to fill prompts submitted by donors. Donors can submit prompts after showing proof of donation (at least $4USD for SFW and $8USD for NSFW art/fics) via screenshots.
Timeline:
Artist/Writer Sign-Ups: June 17 - July 8 Donation Period: July 9 - August 9
We raised $1,957.03 for Gaza!
Please message @ofmdaction or send an email to ofmdaction@web.de if you want to help with the remaining prompts.
Carrd | Twitter | AO3 Collection | Daily Click for UNRWA
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clairegregoryau · 3 months ago
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‘Never,’ Stede says, before diving back into kissing Ed while saying, directly into his mouth, ‘Anything you want, Ed, I’m going to give it to you, I will do anything to give it to you, all you have to do is ask and I will -’ Ed’s losing his mind with Stede’s words, he had no idea he could love someone the way he loves Stede, like he’s the Earth and Stede’s the sky, and together they’re fucking, fucking turning colours like the Aurora because Stede lights him up so - he wraps one leg around Stede’s, tries to get closer, as Stede unties his robe, slides his hands up Ed’s naked chest, drapes the robe around them -  Stede suddenly grabs him under the thighs and fucking lifts him up the wall; Ed, shocked, wraps his legs around Stede’s waist and hangs on for dear life as Stede mouths down his neck and onto his chest, digging his fingers into the meat of Ed’s legs. Ed throws his head back, panting, and when Stede grazes his nipple, he makes a yowling noise that he distantly hopes Anne and Mary will mistake for cats fucking in the garden. 
I'm so in love with @veeagainsttheday's spectacular fic Seabird, set during WWII as civilian pilot Stede and his crew are sent on an unintended round-the-world voyage by circumstances beyond their control. Chapter Three had THE most swoon-worthy romantic moment, and I had to do some art for it! ‘This doesn’t feel like a fucking sandcastle to me,’ Ed says.
I mean! Absolutely peak gorgeousness- I very highly recommend.
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becausethenightzine · 8 months ago
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And we are live! Pre-orders will be open until June 15. All proceeds will be donated to to Médecins Sans Frontières/Doctors Without Borders.
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It's good, is the thing.
Now, it's not perfect. Ed doesn't think they could ever be perfect. They have stupid little bickering arguments that really boil down to being scared the good life is maybe too good to last. Stede fell through the roof twice as they were getting it patched. They have to buy fish down at the port market, still, and Ed's getting a bit closer to admitting that maybe he's just a bit fucking shit at fishing.
But it's good, and it had scared Ed, at first, that Stede still hasn't said it yet.
Stede doesn't need to use his mouth to say I love you. It's in the tea he makes Ed with breakfast, perfectly sweetened each time. It's in the socks he's learning to knit and the rack for Ed's fishing rod he made to keep next to the door. It's in the fancy orange-flavored lube that he still won't say how much he paid for. It's in are you cold and did you have enough to eat and do you want more and need a cuddle? and a thousand other little things.
Ed's pretty sure he knows the reason that he tells Stede he loves him all the damn time but Stede never says it back. All boils down to don't and you don't get to say that to me, doesn't it?
Stede doesn't think he's allowed to say it back. Ed's dropped hints, long silences after he says it where Stede just smiles and loves him and doesn't say it. And maybe a part of Ed, sure, is still a bit worried. That Stede won't say it back at all, that he'll change his mind, that Ed's just opening himself to get hurt all over again.
Ed wasn't ready to hear Stede say it, not back when they found each other again. But maybe he's ready now.
He works up the courage at the end of a rough day. They've been painting the room that will become their library (it's got three books in it, now!), and they'd gotten pissed at each other when they realized someone had forgotten to seal up the patched section of roof in that room, and most of their work got ruined when it rained the night before. Stede had been moping, and Ed had been sulking, and Stede had still made sure that Ed got enough to eat at dinner.
Ed walks out onto the porch and plops right down next to Stede where he's sitting on the front porch steps, resting his chin on his knees. "Hey."
"Hey," Stede says, his tone still a bit curt.
"Sorry about the roof."
"Yeah, me, too."
"We don't know that it was you who fucked up sealing it," Ed reminded him.
"We don't know that it was you, either."
Ed sighs, leans over, rests his forehead against Stede's shoulder. "I love you."
"I know you do, Ed," Stede says, dropping a kiss to Ed's forehead.
And Ed decides to be brave. Even on the harder days, where they get on each other's nerves. Because Stede isn't going to leave him. "I think I'm ready," he says, softly.
Stede tilts his head, blinks, frowns. "Ready...?"
"For..." Ed takes a deep breath, lets it out. "You can say it back. If you want. I know you mean it. You get to say that to me, Stede, that's what I'm saying."
Stede blinks at him, and then his entire fucking face just lights up as he takes Ed's face in his hands, Ed immediately bringing his own hands up to hold him there.
"Ed Teach," Stede declares, "I love you."
Maybe, Ed had expected something flowery. I love you as deeply as anyone's ever loved anything, and I know we're bound to each other as surely as the moon tugs on the sea. But the simplicity of it makes it impossible to ignore the underlying truth of it. They are in love. He loves Stede, and Stede loves him. And that's the point of it all. They are in love, and they will remain in love.
"Yeah," Ed says, "I know. I know you do."
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blakbonnet · 8 months ago
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Go and read Moonstone Mage Championship [350k+, Rated E, Complete] for Ed and Stede playing strip scrabble, using marmalade for non food reasons, and being utterly in love with each other ♥️
Adding the map of the world here so that I can link over on ao3
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haflacky · 3 months ago
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Blackbonnet edging
kinktober request
Full on my Patreon
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bizarrelittlemew · 4 months ago
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going down (with the ship)
[ explicit, s1e4 canon-divergent, Ed/Stede, ao3 ]
"It's September 1st, boss." "What's that, mate?" "It's September the 1st." "Dickfuck, no it's not."
Turns out it is. Dickfucking damnit.
And now Ed is lying spread out on the sofa in the captain's cabin, drinking brandy straight from the bottle and waiting for the sea to take him. At least it's some damn smooth brandy. All things considered, not the worst thing to be the last thing to taste on this Earth.
Unless—
Well. Ever since seeing him naked when they switched clothes earlier, Ed had kinda started to hope that he'd get a taste of Stede Bonnet at some point. Hadn't planned on bringing it up this early, though. He hasn't even had time to plan how he'd go about that. And he likes a good plan.
But plans have already betrayed him tonight, and if they're going down with the ship anyway, what's the harm in asking?
Now he just needs a smooth opener.
"Have you ever tried fellatio?"
Or, like, dive right in.
Stede looks up. Looks somewhere between surprised, bemused, and curious, but not horrified. That's something.
"You mean sucking dick?"
"Whuh—" Ed nearly chokes on that, like he'd like to choke on—anyway, he clears his throat. Did not expect that from this fancy man. Promising, though. "I mean, yeah. Yep. Or like, getting your dick sucked."
"Can't say I have, no. Unfortunately."
"Unfortunately?"
"Unfortunately."
They let that hang in the air for a bit, just looking at each other.
"Well... uhm. Do you wanna?" Real smooth, Teach.
Stede's lips curl into a slightly nervous but mostly excited smile.
"I guess there's no time like the present."
"Not much time at all, mate."
And the nervousness completely dissipates, replaced by sheer eagerness as Stede nearly trips over himself in his haste to get out of his arm chair, falls to the floor, walks on his knees to Ed's side, and starts unbuttoning the fall front on his breeches before Ed can catch up to what is happening.
"Wow, hey, I meant—you know what, never mind." Ed is not going to protest if Stede really wants to suck his dick, even if he imagined it the other way around, and damn, it seems that Stede really, really wants to suck his dick. He wonders if all fancy, rich lads are this hungry for cock. Maybe that's why they're like that.
Maybe not. Ed gets a feeling that Stede is different.
Different from anyone else who has ever touched Ed's dick before, too, and oh god, Stede is touching—licking his dick, sucking the head into his mouth and moaning, going at it as if Ed's cock contains the secret that might save them all if only Stede can suck it out.
Ed groans and buries his fingers into Stede's hair just as he starts bobbing his head, making up for any lack of finesse with pure enthusiasm, and okay, Ed is more than a bit bitter about this being his last night alive, because if this is Stede's baseline, Ed would've liked to be along for the ride while Stede developed his skill to its full potential.
Too bad that it will all be ending too soon—their lives, and the glorious experience of stuffing Stede's face full of his cock, because the way Stede closes his eyes and sucks around him is rapidly drawing Ed closer to the edge.
He only just manages to warn Stede before he comes, tries tugging at his hair to let him know he might want to pull off, but Stede just hums with encouragement and takes him deeper.
If this is to be his last orgasm, he might have found peace with his fate.
"Jesus fucking Christ." Ed slumps, staring up at the ceiling, then takes a swig of the bottle still in the hand he isn't using to pet Stede's head. He is just about ready for the sea to swallow him up like Stede just swallowed him down.
And yet.
Ed got a good look at Stede's equipment earlier, and he's still determined to get the close-up experience. Also, there is a sizeable bulge at the front of Stede's—Ed's—pants, and if Stede comes in his leathers, it will sort of suck to clean them up later. In case there is a 'later', if they somehow miraculously escape this.
"Alright, c'mere." Ed pats his chest.
"What?"
"Come up here, fuck my face."
"Are you—what?" Stede looks like one big question mark, but despite that, he is already climbing onto the sofa above Ed, knees on either side of his shoulders.
"C'mon, we don't have much time."
Stede opens the fall front, letting his cock spring free. Ed licks his lips.
"Maybe I can choke to death on cock before the Spanish get me."
"Let's try to avoid that, shall we?"
Ed is not sure he agrees, and shows it by grabbing Stede's hips and shoving him forward, taking in as much as he can of it in one go, which turns out to be half of it. Stede's yelp turns into a groan, and he quickly gets the picture, soon thrusting into Ed's mouth with rough abandon. He turns out to be even more of a natural at face-fucking than cock-sucking.
Yup, this is a much better last thing to taste (and fill his throat). Only surpassed by the last last thing, the taste of Stede as he coats his tongue with come. Ed doesn't even get emotional over the sweet things Stede babbles as he comes, all while stroking Ed's cheek with his thumb.
Okay, maybe he gets a little emotional. Mostly sad that he doesn't have time to do this, like, five hundred times more. At least.
As Stede sits heavily on Ed's chest, catching his breath, still mumbling something, Ed blinks and turns his head to the side. Catches sight of the thing Stede had been sitting with in the chair, the thing he dropped in his rush to get on his knees by Ed's side.
"What's that painting?"
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quaintlyfig · 2 months ago
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"Deep Sea Wreck" - Artwork by @inkirtis
I was lucky enough to commission Inkirtis to create the album cover that Stede makes for Ed's album my fic "Deep Sea Wreck." It is absolutely gorgeous, and I am head over heels in love with it!!
Thank you so, so much, Inkirtis!!! They are beautiful!! 😍🐙🌊🧜
Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55449025
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