#Alfred is Happy

[satoshy12]

Babysitter/Nanny Jazz

Jazz had been Mr. Wayne's babysitter since he had Dick, Damian and all the others.

So in a way, she helped Bruce raise them all since she was a young adult. And then an older one who lived there, and works as a psychologist in the school.

So most of them, when they were angry with Bruce, came to her and left to her parents in Amity Park. Jason is still in Amity Park.

The awkward moment when he got Damian. It turns out that the public thought he was dating the babysitter.

But no!

He and Jazz aren't dating. Just raising kids together… Yeah. It's complicated okay. He is ironically bad in this stuff.

Jazz is just happy to have a new baby, even if it is a Stabby 10 year old.

And she screamed and screamed when she found out about the Robin thing and took the kids to her parents always when he got a new "robin".

It took Bruce weeks to help her understand that the kids want to be heroes and don't listen when he tells them not to go down that road.

After Dick explained to her that she had essentially allowed Bruce to have Dick as a sidekick… And that went for every child Bruce had.

At that point, it became something normal the people of Amity Park and Gotham were used to.

Alfred is just happy about the help in the mansion.

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce, sighing dreamily: I miss times when little Jason wanted to be like me. He was so cute.

Dick, frowning: Man, be fr, you were his dad, yes, but not the role model. Me, from the other side? Yep, yep.

Bruce, murmuring under his breath: I find it hard to believe that any teenager would want to be more like a guy who wore the Discowing suit.

Dick, gasping: What did you say?!

Jason, sitting between them on the coach: It was Alfred.

Bruce and Dick: What.

Jason: I said, my role model was Alfred.

Bruce: But-

Jason: He taught me how to shoot. And gave me his recipe book. And I was desperate to get his sympathy, so I cleaned all the manor myself. I mean. You two were fine, but you were ridiculous — I never wanted to be like you when I grew up.

Dick: Ouch.

Alfred, smiling: The last time I rested well was when Master Jason was Robin. Needless to say, I definitely approve his attempts to make me proud.

[luca-is-a-pengu]

The real reason why none of the bat-boys are allowed in the kitchen

[casscainmainly]

Together.

Batgirl (2000) #67 // Batgirl (2000) #27 // Batgirl (2000) #18 // Batman and Robin: Eternal #3 // Truth & Justice #16 // Batman & The Outsiders (2019) #9 // Batgirl (2000) #29 // Batgirl (2000) #60 // Batgirl (2008) #6 // Batgirl (2000) #59 + Batgirl (2024) #3

[kikipancakes]

August 16

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Last year's drawing (x)

[d-1hater]

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

[where-are-the-pixels]

Happy birthday yayyy

🇺🇸🎂😎🤠🤠🤠🤠

[garpen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFRED AND JASON

🎂🥳🪅🎁🍰🎊🎉✨🧁🎂🥳🪅🎁🍰🎊🎉🧁🎂🥳🪅🎁🍰🎊🎉✨🧁🎂🥳🪅🎁🍰🎊

<<Part 42<< Master List >>TBC>>

[helpfulhellhounds]

bodyguard au anyone? process video here.

[image description: painting of jaskier and geralt sharing a glance as they walk together, with an urban backdrop. geralt wears a black button-up shirt, and jaskier wears a red blazer, white button-up, and crossbody bag.]

[ladycibia]

the return of jask-o'-lantern

[fishfission-dc]

Batfamily Powerpoint Night!

(mandatory team building)

Links to the full slideshows, updated as I post them!

Part 1: Bruce’s Full Slideshow:

Part 2: Dick’s Full Slideshow:

Part 3: Tim’s Full Slideshow:

Part 4: Jason’s Full Slideshow: 

(they forced him to be there so he’s making it everyone’s problem):

Part 5: Cass’s Full Slideshow:

Part 6: Stephanie’s Full Slideshow:

Part 7: Damian’s Full Slideshow:

Part 8: Duke’s Full Slideshow:

Part 9: Barbara’s Full Slideshow:

Part 10: Alfred’s Full Slideshow:

(unexpected addition, mostly about Tim):

[welcometogrouchland]

♫ I do what I want/Crying in the bleachers and I said it was fun/I don't need anything from anyone ♫

(ID in Alt) you guys ever think about your own posts and get upset?? Anyway Damian Wayne I love you I'm so sorry your life is like that

[vulptalia]

home for the holidays

[boydswan]

PSYCHO (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

[nachtart]

One Last Birthday

[mysticalarmand]

Bruce: I'd think I would know if Jason was bi

Dick: Like you knew with me?

Tim: Like you knew with me AFTER I kissed Kon on the cheek?

Cass: Like you knew with me when Steph and I started holding hands?

Damian: Father, you may be a detective, but you are oblivious to our personal lives.

Tim: I second that.

Cass: I'm so serious, didn't the black nails gave it away? I could've sworn you walked in on me and Jason doing our nails.

Damian: I thought his two whole boyfriends gave it away.

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Okay, I get it, don't rub it in.

Alfred: Everyone knew, Master Bruce, Jason announced it at the family dinner...two months ago.