#ARE FICTIONAL GAYS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU????
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as a gay swiftie i need to say it i fucking hate gaylors so much. the news of the split of her 7 year relationship came out yesterday and gaylor is already trending on twitter. it doesnt matter how huge of a status a person has STOP READING INTO THE SEXUALITY OF REAL HUMAN BEINGS!!!!!!
#if a real person comes out then woohoo celebrate thats so fun but STOP OBSESSING OVER THAT VISION THIS GOES FOR SO MANY CELEBRITIES#ARE FICTIONAL GAYS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU????#also i dont understand bc its just way more fun when its fiction??? like this shit was written intentionally its MEANT for analyzing#there was someone on tiktok i saw a while ago that would not shut up about her being a lesbian not even bi a lesbian-#as if she wasnt (at the time) in a happy relationship with a man#it makes me so mad like yes its possible she could be queer but she doesnt owe us a coming out or anything like that#stop being fucking weird#taylor swift#gaylor
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ah, the homoerotic relationship between a human social outcast and an abomination against nature
#gravity falls#lisa frankenstein#please give me more examples if you can think of them#stanford pines#bill cipher#the creature lisa frankenstein#'but thats a man and a woman. how is that homoerotic!' you smallminded fool.!#any relationship with gay enough energy is homoerotic to me#and by gay enough energy i literally just mean any relationship that i enjoy in fiction HFHFGHGF#no seriously everytime i see a relationship in fiction being cute i go 'ohh gay!' even when its straight#lisa swallows#i forgot for a minute that her name isnt lisa frankenstein#my post#tropes
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i know this has been said 473773474833 times by the kavetham/haikaveh shippers and probably even nonshippers, but i'll say it again. I finally finished the genshin summer event and did the little after quest in sumeru and.....every time kaveh is sneaking around trying not to be noticed coming out of alhaithams house it's just such a gay vibe. he's basically screaming "I can't be caught being gay in a homophobic society!" even if that's not what the game writers are *actually* saying. that's just how it comes off and they can't make it come off any other way. with hoyo's gay history, it makes me wonder if it's on purpose and all a cover-up to have a technically different reason for it so they can get away with it lmao but we will never know.
#lee text#genshins#i can acknowledge how gay they are without liking thr ship#flashback to several kavetham/haikaveh (whatevwr their ship name is) shippers on here attacking me over not liking the ship#trying to “educate” me on why theyre sk gay and why i should ship it#look i didnt say they arent gay af. and these shippers dismissed my feelings completely#i think it was after that one event with the competition thing that kaveh won? idk but just they way they interacted#the way alhaitham talked to kaveh and the way kaveh responded TRIGGERED A TRAUMA RESPONSE IN ME#which made me dislike the ship and their dynamic! i didnt CARE if he was well meaning. the way he talked to kaveh#triggered a fight or flight response in me because it sounded similar to how ive been talked to and kaveh getting upset was similar to#how ive reacted to the same words. you can also argue my family cares about me like alhaitham does kaveh and its how he helps#but it doesnt mean its the kind of help we need and it doenst traumatize us lmao#so i dont get why people were so angry at me for getting triggered by this ship and disliking it for that reason#while i can still admit that they are gay af and seem to get a long a bit better after that and i can tolerate them now#since its been a while and i dont remember it enough to have a trauma response when seeing them anymore lmao#but its just annoying that shippers can be so toxic 💀 they care more about their fictional men ship than me. a real person. weird#not tagging the ship so i dont get more angry shippers in my notes....but they found me last time with no tags so hi. dont yell at me again!#but maybe no one will care since im putting my “anti ship propaganda” in the tags this time and not the main post lmao#just dont read my tags so you dont get mad at me for being uncomfortable by this ship dynamic. but if youre reading this...its too late#leave me alone they arent real and i am so im more important right 😅#let me shame the shippers that dismissed my real feelings because they think their ship is more important than a real person lmao#you cant tell me im wrong when a trauma response isnt a choice and happens against your will 💀#BE ASHAMED YOU NERDS#I WILL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS#sorry i just had to vent lmao
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The thing abt me is i WILL get too invested in side characters
#atlas save meeeee#i love this guy i need to do enough drawings of him that you tumblr people get invested in his gay little fictional life#[insert cool original post tag]#atlas m. spencer#the cornfield project#<- not the title but im using this until i have one.
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as a media psychology researcher 85% of my job is figuring out the most horrifically academic way to say "you idiots wouldn't last a day on tumblr"
#my job really is turning band lore into observations that are abstract enough that we can do math about it#ADT my beloathed </3#time for me to rant now#you have no idea how frustrating it is for the general consensus in your field of research to be so completely off-base#sometimes the way I have to talk to get other researchers to listen to me makes me feel like I'm a traitor to my own beliefs#like yes. in a -very very basic- sense we do tend to like nice people who do good things and dislike mean people who do bad things#there are traceable social-evolutionary reasons for that#but its SOOOOOOOOOO reductive. especially when it comes to fiction (and it's not even limited to that!)#my entire dissertation is probably going to sum up like 'hey uhhh maybe sometimes people like characters because they're INTERESTING'#(cue 'what do you mean 'interesting'?')#and you'd think that's so fucking obvious (it is) but it will take me literal non-metaporical -years- of research to get that point across#when am I ever going to get further down my hit list. I also need to set aside time to destroy the concept of moral purity#and don't even get me STARTED on character identification. the measures for parasocial shit are so broken we might as well just start over#don't get me wrong I love my job. I get paid your hard earned tax dollars to do gay science#but sometimes I want to scream
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#OK I NEED TO STOP engaging with 911 ship wars but i have ONE MORE THING to say (probably lying)#i think it’s genuinely concerning how many people believe a ship has to have years of emotional connection before you’re allowed to ship it#like. imo you should be allowed to ship characters for any reason#crackships and rarepairs exist for a reason#secondly and probably more importantly#i think it’s really weird how many people are uncomfortable with the idea of gay sex#not in general but like#people were saying they were uncomfortable and weirded out because#an actor vaguely insinuated that the fictional character he plays would enjoy having gay sex with his partner#like people were calling him a freak#I THINK THATS WEIRD AND CONCERNING#it’s giving ‘my ship doesn’t have sex they make love while holding hands’#i think it ties into the first point#relationships are allowed to be built off attraction#you don’t need years and years of bonding for your relationship to be valid#and i think the visceral reaction against bucktommy because they’re not besties who share a kid is borderline homophobic#like there are plenty of valid reasons to dislike tommy and bucktommy like tommys previous behaviour#but being sooo against a ship based on the fact that there wasn’t enough ‘build up’ and that they don’t have a deep emotional bond#weird#and i don’t think it’s fetishisation to enjoy a canon couple im sorry that’s just a fucking crazy take#like it’s insane to me that apparently enjoying a gay ship is fetishisation unless it meets certain ‘emotional bonding’ criteria#also bathena is one of the most beloved ships on the show and their ‘build up’ was one date and a church hangout#and no one claims that they’re rushed and underdeveloped and that’s why one of them should be written off the show#like i said i think there’s a lot of valid reasons to dislike the ship (even if i do enjoy it)#but some of the arguments i’ve seen are just weird and i think you guys need to look at why it makes you uncomfortable#engage with other fandoms with more diverse ships and maybe you’ll calm down a little#911 discourse#for clarity the tumblr fandom seems to be okay but 911twt is an actual hell scape
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WHY MUST I ALWAYS GET INTO THE SADDEST FUCKING SHIPS WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF
#frankie yells#like fucking. sure any ship can be made sad if you try harder enough but also. fucking. why must it always be tragic little gays#im not complaining but also i keep fucking doing this to myself man why do i keep making myself sad over fictional gays 😭😭#like do i just only interact with the shit that makes me sad??? do i only really get engaged with sad fics etc. for them????#is this a me problem????#like. um. griddlehark. destiel. hannigram (sort of). ash/eiji. satosugu. aziracrow. zukka (in certain directions). shory. aaronneil.#most of my ao3 bookmarks are me sobbing my eyes out...#OH WAIT ALSO FUCKING. REDDIE 😭😭😭😭😭 I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOME BUT OMG REDDIEEEE#me like what if none of the mfs had a happy ending together? what then?#like babygirl are you okay??? why do you always want to be so sad??#oh god also fucking [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]... both of which i had to stop reading fics for bc i was making myself too sad#like genuinely there is a certain very long fic that i had to put down bc i was making myself depressed#OHMYGOD I FORGOT WANGXIAN AND BINGQIU.... honestly mdzs and svsss in general... kicking my feet 1 moment and sobbing the next#there are sooo many ships in both of those that make me so very sad... too many to remember or list atm tbh#i should go to bed 💀 lmao#it's too late for this nonsense ans i shouldn't have been watching destiel and hannigram compilations in the first place... of course im#just making myself sad...
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I can’t believe this needs explaining but a same-gender relationship by definition cannot be “heteronormative” lmao. The way two WOMEN date or have sex with each other or get married will never be heteronormative because they are not in a heterosexual relationship. And yes, this includes butch/femme relationships.
Like do you really think homophobes are looking at a twink and a bear holding hands and thinking “well the idea of them being inside each other turns my stomach but one is slightly more masculine than the other so I suppose it’s okay. Oh and they’re wearing T-shirts that say ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ which basically means ‘man’ and ‘woman,’ even better.” What world are you living in
#It’s like some of you saw that stupid Korrasami handmaiden/feudal lord post when you were 13#And decided to base all your queer politics on that for the next decade#‘Sex with a strap is problematic because it’s heteron—‘ shut up shut the fuck up#It especially bothers me when aimed at WLW relationships because#It often comes across as TERFy#And it always comes across as anti-butch#Like anything other than femme/femme is oppressive or has a power dynamic or some shit#It’s bad enough when applied to characters but it’s disgusting when applied to real life people#No gays in masc/fem relationships are not bootlicking the straights or whatever the fuck what is wrong with you#Like when you post about that fictional masc/fem relationship being heteronormative#You do know that real people see that shit right. People in those types of relationships can see what you think of them#It’s actually so fucking gross just stop#Stop attacking other queer people for not being queer the ‘correct’ way#heteronormativity#queerphobia#butchphobia#lesbophobia#transphobia#homophobia#lgbtq#queer#gay#bisexual#lesbian#enby#butch#femme#androgyny#korrasami#queer discourse
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sidenote it is so funny to me that ppl are doing komaeda sexuality discourse in the year of 2024. folks…. he’s not real
#marzi speaks#ALSO PPL GETTING MAD AT THE KODAKA TWEET IS SO FUNNYYYYY#LIKE. COME ON MAN. YOU CAN LAUGH AT THAT#i’m saying this as someone whose personal hc is different from the fanon of gay man#we can laugh when kodaka calls him gay. we’re allowed to laugh at it it’s funny#oh and before anyone asks. i see him as unlabelled with a strong preference towards men#i view him this way for 2(.5) reasons-#1- fits nicer with my transfem headcanon#2- kmhnnm/kmnm. i can multiship#2.5- i’m genderfluid and i’m fully convinced i could get him to fall in love with me#ANYWAYS. none of this is a big deal it is so unserious bc guess what folks#he’s fiction. he’s not a real person. he is a fake character on a screen#stop getting mad at ppl for interpreting his queer coding differently from you. it is not that deep#the game came out 12 years ago guys… surely we’ve had enough time to not be doing this
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why did my ex just like. formally ask me on a date like those men in period dramas courting the youngest daughter of the local duke
#girl i’m busy. i’ve got fictional gay sex to be writing. i don’t have time for the real thing#did you not learn your lesson the first time around. you had your merry way with me already#that should be warning enough.
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I've kinda seen some pushback to the idea of representation in media and I don't necessarily think it's bad to point out actual rights are more important than Disney's thousandth first gay character that's fine, but I've had a LOT of people comment on my works about asexual characters and tell me what I wrote changed their life-and it's always that phrase- because they now have the language to describe what they feel. I've had people who ARENT ace or aro comment that what I wrote finally made a concept they didn't understand make sense, or that the way I explained things was interesting and enlightening and I'm kind of a mediocre writer who hasn't written anything in ages.
Like idk, if reading something from a writer who is fucking around and only somewhat talented can genuinely impact someone because they've not seen anything like them reflected back at them in life or media I don't think pushing for representation in media is as "needless" as some people seem to think and caring about that doesn't mean you don't care about more "important" (although if you think seeing people like you in media ISNT important it's because you already have that representation or are privileged enough to not care if you do, in which case maybe pipe down) stuff. Hell, I even got a Facebook message ages ago from someone who found a comment I left in an ace group about QPR's and what they meant to me and how I perceived them and the person no joke said what I wrote two years before they even found it changed their life forever because they finally knew what kind of relationship they actually wanted.
So like sure, of course there's always bigger fish to fry them diversity in media (you know, like diversity in real life lol) but I don't think it's as frivolous as some people are beginning to act like it is. At least not if you're an aspec person it's not, I STILL don't see ace characters almost ever and I'll bet my whole everything if I asked a writer of a show why they'd tell me that EVERYONE has to be in a sexual relationship and characters that aren't won't sell and are boring- I say this because in film school I had a teacher TELL ME every character needed to basically be sex obsessed and when I pointed out a GREAT MANY CHARACTERS are not revolved around sex (Supernatural stars two brothers, I pointed out) and when she asked if I had love interests I was like ??? That doesn't matter- using my aforementioned supernatural example almost all their love interests die or get mind wiped because at the end of the day that's not what the story was about. So actually I think writers who act like that teacher need like 50 reality checks, and representation in stories isn't unimportant and also support indie writers you'll probably find more funky shit there then Disney anyway lmao.
And also even the asexual characters I DO see in media don't remind me at all of myself even if I appreciate the effort, but they never feel real or genuine and their sexuality doesn't get a lot of exploration so 🤷🏻♀️ I actually could use more media focused on characters that I can genuinely see my sexuality reflected in in a meaningful and narratively impactful way because I've got nothing.
#winters ramblings#todd from bojack horseman im sure is SOMEONES version of asexuality but i dont see ANYTHING of myself in him#great character dont get me wrong but not relatable to me on any level including our shared sexuality#sex ed got a bit closer with their brief ace character although maybe she got more exploration in season three or four??#the latest one i havent watched lmao. but being closer and having a moment wjere shes told shes not broken#while DEEPLY vindicating isnt necessarily all im looking for either#like i wamt a REAL character thats ace or aro or both thats written by people who UNDERSTAND what theyre writting#not just well meaning people who dont know what theyre doing its kind of tiring#also idk why theres no dating shows with gay men because reality dating shows are ALL ABOUT who fucks who and who gets together#gay men would be hooking up ALL OVER THE PLACE and the DRAMA youd think reality tv freaks would be SALIVATING#but no none of that lmao. just ru pauls drag race and thats great it is like its not my bag but people love it#back on yrack though the weord blowback representation is getting is strange and its VERY clear to me#the people writing those posts havent gotten dozens on dozens of messages from people like them who found their writing#and haf their life altered forever for the better because someone who KNOWS what theyre talking about wrote a character like them#and it opened doors they never knew existed. doesnt even need to happen with fiction either i had a friend i had in toronto#tell me the info i sent to her on being aromantic changed her life- THAT'S the phrase i keep getting thats TELLING- because it describefld#described** how shes felt her whole life but didnt have words for. how frivolous IS representation if im getting these messages?#not very i dont think if some rsndom indie fic writer who hadnt written anything substantial in years can change someones life#REPEATEDLY might i add. ive been getting a LOT of messages like this lately and seeing this new bramd of discourse latetly too#like maybe YALL have enough that you dont care anymore but speak for your fucking selves
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reading a post on here saying jean marais was bisexual was my personal black swan moment of 2023
#idk how true it is i haven't read enough about it to make a decision yet#but legit had me gagged and panicking bc the character he inspired in a play i'm working on i made accidentally bi instead of gay#AND IF THIS IS TRUE?!?!?!!#I tried to set the play in a year too that was different to sth else irl and rereading a memoir i learned i ended up choosing the year#i wanted to avoid in the first place anyway LMAOOOO#moral of the story don't write fiction based on fact you'll end up writing a truth you didn't even know existed anyway 😭😭😭😭😭🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡#sooooo many thoughts#roacc#lots more research needed omfg
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Insofar as televised inspiration, my writing has been irrevocably influenced by The Twilight Zone (1959-1964), Starz Camelot (2011), Sinbad (2012), and Black Sails (2014-2017). These shows have virtually nothing in common, they just stuck in my brain and won’t leave me alone. Haunted I tell you. Haunted. Now I’m making it everyone else’s problem with my own stories.
#twilight zone is a gimmie considering all the magic & the questing beast stuff#Camelot is also a gimmie it’s delicious#Sinbad has a fun cast I love the setting the dynamics you know#black sails is a flawless show it speaks for itself the combination of history & fiction the gay sex the everything#anyway telling on myself here but I could be inflicted by worse tv c’mon#I stand by these I’ll defend them#must a show be ‘good’ is it not enough to fixate on a sexy character & storyline & never sleep well again?#EDIT: it’s sooo funny I posted this right after queue posted a black sails thing lmao
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what I really want to say now
someone: why do you really like sakharine so much
me: have you considered the fact that I am gay
#IFKSKDJWKDJDKEJD#this is basically what it amounts to now#all that analysis before and now i'm just like#i'm gay and want him to fuck me#is that enough for you#the adventures of tintin#favourite films#sakharine#ivan ivanovitch sakharine#fictional crushes#screw long analysis of why i like him so much i just wanna screw him instead lmaooooo
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Bring back the days where shipping had jack shit to do with viability
#remember when it was simply enough to be like i ship them bc I'm gay and they're hot#they have good chemistry but i know the network and writers are cowards#these two have spoken 3 words to each other ever but i have a vision#y'know what i mean#am i alone in this?#I'm thrilled we have more representation#we fought for and deserve it#but shipping isn't supposed to be an intellectual exercise#i say this as someone who loves to write about why i think a pairing works#but it can just be fun and silly#you can know it won't happen or wouldn't work or last long term#you can know the ship is toxic but guess what??? it's okay bc they aren't real people#fiction helps us to empathize with less savory people and situations without becoming less savory
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can you feel my bass
[on ao3]
fandom: original work rating: g wc: 695 prompt: #fff270 lights and sirens for @flashfictionfridayofficial
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"I hate it," Valerie yelled.
"What?" Eli yelled back and moved closer to her.
"I said I hate it!"
He gave her the typical Eli-look. "Oh, come on! You said you'd give it a chance!"
"Well, I did. And I hate it."
He rolled his eyes. "We've been here for a full three minutes! You promised me an hour."
"I hate you," she sighed. He wasn't wrong. And he knew her too well, that's why he had talked her into staying in this stupid club for another fifty-seven minutes before she was allowed to officially label it as a 'once and never again' experience. And she already had regrets.
"No, you don't," he countered - and again, he wasn't wrong. "Anyway, I'm going to dance now. Feel free to join me." Eli turned on his heel and dove into the crowd without waiting for an answer.
Valerie rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, looking after him. "I don't dance," she grumbled to herself.
Instead, she made her way to the bar. Might as well get a drink if she had to kill an hour without losing her mind. Finally holding a beer in hand, she leaned against a wall and let her eyes wander across the room. What a ridiculous idea this had been, going 'to the club'. While the crowd was mostly her age - at least Eli hadn't dragged her to some college club or something - she still felt completely out of place and awkward as hell. And she did hate it. The music overall wasn't bad, but way too loud, the lights were too flashy, and there were too many people.
Valerie had promised Eli an hour, but nobody said she actually had to spend that time on the dancefloor, or anywhere near it for that matter, so she eventually fled outside for some fresh air, and peace and quiet. A few small groups of people stood around, chatting and smoking, and she bummed a cigarette off someone, then found a lonely corner and enjoyed the cool night air.
A voice pulled her out of her thoughts. "Hi!"
That tiny word was enough to set off blaring sirens in her head. Valerie looked up and sighed. "Oh. It's you." Great. Probably one of the last people she wanted to see tonight.
Annabelle beamed at her. "Wouldn't have taken you for the club-going type." Everyone else would have said that in a mocking tone - but not her. Why did she always have to be so damn earnest. And what was she grinning about anyway - no, not grinning. Smiling. Like she was actually happy that they had run into each other here. Valerie hated her.
"I'm not. That's why I'm standing around outside, instead of in the actual club," she informed her.
"Yeah, took me a bit to get into it, too," Annabelle chuckled. "But once you manage to let go and just forget the people around you and let the music carry you, it's actually really fun. Almost a bit of a transcendental experience sometimes."
Valerie wanted to respond with a mean comment, to make fun of her in some way, but for inexplicable reasons her usually so sharp tongue failed her. Instead, she just gave a vague "uh-huh".
"You wanna dance with me?" Annabelle's smile grew even wider, making her dimples more prominent. If it were lighter here, her many freckles and the slight wrinkles around her eyes would be more visible too. Why was she smiling so much all the time anyway…
"Doesn't your husband mind or something?" Valerie scoffed, getting a loud laugh in return.
"No, he really doesn't."
"Anyway, no."
Annabelle looked at her for a few moments, still smiling, then she nodded. "Okay. Then I will leave you to your beer. Hope you still have fun tonight."
"Sure. Whatever," Valerie grimaced.
"I'll see you around." Annabelle winked at her and finally left.
"Unfortunately," Valerie murmured to herself, looking after her. What was it with this woman and her ridiculous bouncy walk. Like she was skipping wherever she went. And did she seriously just wink at her? Valerie hated her so much. At least that's what she kept telling herself…
#woohoo new ocs!!#because you can never have enough dysfunctional gays in your ocverse#flash fiction friday#lizardwriting#otp: zero gravity#valerie tag#annabelle tag
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