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having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

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beetle juice????? yikes !! ummm i think I’ll stick with APPLE juice if that’s okay with everyone !!!

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oh yeah people..... this is what FAME looks like...

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pretend i never said any of that stupid or annoying stuff

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it's so crazy that ppl think professionals being into kink is info that needs to be made public. ur too old to still think teachers live in the school yk?

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truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

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Beatles Tumblr blogs will be like 'one time Paul McCartney lactated and Yoko stole his breastmilk to create a stew" and you'll be like "that must be from a fanfic" then you'll look it up and the source is Ringo

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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Painted over by the state government in the middle of the night.

Republican governance, both bigoted and cowardly about it.

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good morning butches, tumblrinas, nerds, strap suckers, pillow princesses, hot girls & besties

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Quiz Question of the Day #18

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sabrina carpenter has turned into a racehorse and will be participating in the texas derby

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social media needs to add multiple tiers of blocking someone

I should be able to differentiate between "you seem perfectly nice but I do not enjoy seeing your posts," "you view the world through an ideological framework that I find flawed at best and repellent at worst," and, of course, "I Am Killing You With My Mind"

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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Traveling in the US and had a thought:

(Counting states that you have spent time in with ones that you were just passing through)