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i love like. tumblr culture sometimes. my last name is gerardwaist

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If any of you ever get the chance to listen to perverts while laying in the snow do it i beg of you

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shoplifting? why would we lift it up we'll disturb all the bugs living under it

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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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Im a hater but like lowkey I like to play and draw

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

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HELLOOOOO HELLO.

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whatever. *whittles you into a small wooden spoon*

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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Atlas and Dante as "American Gothic"

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wanted to do something sweet and not horny for valentines day 🧡

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A French officer returns home with his stork, June 1918.

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where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

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bleeding heart dove

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red and yellow barbet