#AND THAT’S CANON

[strangersatellites]

i think my favorite steddie dynamic is when upon their first meeting, eddie thinks he’s going to chew steve up and spit him out and the devil on his shoulder is giggling but then steve is just So that eddie just ends up being walked like a dog and he’s never been happier

[oldmannapping]

Nope, I’m ranting about Batman’s parenting again.

Mr Wayne. You adopted a bunch of troubled kids and that’s swell but sir

The bar was so low.

A kid with severe trauma who had a gruelling manual labour job at 8 years old and whose best friend was an elephant.

A kid who was traumatised and homeless.

A kid who was severely neglected.

A kid who was abused and raised by literal assassins.

I could go on but BRUCE. MATE.

All these kids were self-reliant, used to taking on responsibilities above their age level, and fucked up.

Did you have your butler make them a boiled egg and then not die horribly in front of them or beat them?

Congratulations, you’ve exceeded their expectations!

Bruce I’m still so salty at you about skipping the toilet training stage for all your kids. These were fit, healthy, self-reliant older children with no concept of a healthy parent-child dynamic.

Bruce, the bar. Was. In. The. Basement. Of. The. Batcave.

And you still keep failing to reach it.

[starspoodlemonkey]

the power of Sokka

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

canon

[starofthefullmoon]

i am such a Blacks/Potters find each other in every lifetime truther. like there is something in those family lines destined to be together. James and Sirius are the best friends of all time and then Draco and Harry,, maybe enemies but they are Obsessed with each other.

Until finally Scorpius and Albus find each other and Literally tear apart time to stay together. the first of them to not be absolutely ripped apart by war and are able to be together like they were meant to be!!

these are three generations of Blacks and Potters trying to be together!! literally written in the stars and meant to be and all that. Scorpius and Albus do what their previous family members could not. and i think about it. so often.

[nicolibbyquotes]

"You'll be back," he said to Nico in a paternal way, patting his shoulder. "I have a feeling I'll see you again quite soon, Mr. de Varona.” "Why." Nico asked desperately. "How?" "Because," Atlas said, "Miss Rhodes will be back." This information dawned on Nico forcefully. Like the sun hitting his eyes, dazing him.”

- “The Atlas Paradox” by Olivie Blake

[damnedrainbows]

definitely need more threads of husk and younger muses

I mean like first and foremost, niffty and charlie

but also the guy just is….very soft for the young’s

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[matthewinatrenchcoat]

Still can't get over the fact that stan canonically wrote fanfics

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready