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I’ve always wanted to go to a house party like you see in movies but I never found out about any. Was too busy in the monastery where I was trained to kill
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to anyone missing my writing please know i am also missing my writing
#my full time job is full timing#i’ll tell you that much#tryhard my beloved#one day i will return from war#one day i will have time to engage in A Hobby
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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time
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everyone be cool about my horrible vibe please
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As they hold each other, fingers softly touching, tracing skin, Steve knows.
He loves him
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I saw this post and started thinking about vet tech Steve who helps this odd but cute couple with their dog who has swallowed something it shouldn't have. When they finally get the rottweiler to throw up the panties - a pair of lacy, forest green boy shorts - the room goes completely silent.
Steve, having heard stories similar to this, thinks that he's about to witness this girl realizing that her boyfriend is cheating on her. Instead the man whirls around to the woman with the most betrayed expression and says "Chrissy! You promised!"
Chrissy shrinks back, her face rapidly turning red as she says "I'm sorry! You were out so I went to the bar with Katie and she introduced me to this girl and she was so fucking hot, Eddie, I couldn't not bring her home!"
The man, Eddie, throws his hands up and says "We made a pact! You broke a holy bond! You shattered my faith in you!"
"It's No Nut November, Eddie, not some sacred oath!"
"Exactly! Do you know how many hot guys I've seen and walked away from because I thought Oh I can't betray Chrissy, it would crush her spirit!"
Steve rapidly realizes what's going on here, and while part of him wants to just leave so they can work this out, the other part of him stops and looks Eddie over. Takes in the messy hair and the nice hands and the cropped band shirt that exposes just enough of his midriff to make Steve interested.
"I'll help you get even, if you want," he finds himself saying, cutting through the bickering and silencing them instantly. Steve sees Eddie's own quick assessment of Steve's person, sees how brown eyes pause on his neck and arms and thighs.
Then he grins, big and sharp and says "I'm more than happy to take you up on that, sweetheart. Are you free tonight?"
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