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Husk was ready to…commit violence on this man, break the rule Charlie had set about…well, no violence on Adam. Like the fucker didn’t deserve it, with all he’d done. His smug ass detestable face was constantly trying to get a rise, and it almost succeeded.

“You really need an itemized list for the reason I fucking hate your guts, man? I…” And then he paused. He processed. “….Hang on a minute, do you think I’m a fucking woman?!”

@damnedrainbows " Why are you such a bitch all of the time?! are you like on your period or something? normally all chicks dig me and want a piece of me! so what the fuck is your deal?"

Adam asks. He's never met anybody who rejects him this much and bitches at him so much in a pouting way frowns nor has he ever heard a chick swear so much on a daily basis. The stupid top hat thing is pretty ugly but the topless suspenders thing is pretty hot.

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this cat is collecting deer and spiders like nobody’s business

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Ugh, why was this idiot so cute? He just stole from him and yet it was impossible not to grin at the adorable deer who had…made himself into a burrito, content as could be. Fucking jerk ass cutie pie.

“You’re so fucking absurd,” he finally scoffed fondly and took a good fold of the blanket, unwrapping Al and rolling himself into it with him. “You used my money, so this blanket should be mine.”

The threat didn’t phase the bartender, who flipped the deer’s ears once more in a light playful smack. “20$ cremation? Don’t even think you’d get a whole limb for that price,” he smirked in spite of himself.

Husk looked at the picture, blinking blankly at it. Alrrito…that could almost get a giggle out of him. He sighed and conceded. “Well I hope you bought the fixings too. Can’t have that shit without the filling.”

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The threat didn’t phase the bartender, who flipped the deer’s ears once more in a light playful smack. “20$ cremation? Don’t even think you’d get a whole limb for that price,” he smirked in spite of himself.

Husk looked at the picture, blinking blankly at it. Alrrito…that could almost get a giggle out of him. He sighed and conceded. “Well I hope you bought the fixings too. Can’t have that shit without the filling.”

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The duckling let off a soft little chirp as it nuzzled the claws, and Husk’s face flushed under his fur. He scoffed. “Hell no, I don’t gotta admit shit!”

He puffed out his cheeks as the annoying little thing cuddled against his side, refusing to let his lips turn into a smile. It didn’t help that it tickled. “I don’t wanna name it, then that means I do have to keep it!” he groaned.

He watched the dumb little thing waddle up to Angel’s pig, flopping against it. “Tch, they seem to get along.”

"It's a fluffy fucking thing isn't it?" Husk was eying the downy little white duckling that waddled across his bar in front of the spider. Lucifer had been entranced when he'd learned Husk was once a magician, and saw fit to show off with a little show of his own.

Well it hadn't been a rabbit that he'd pulled out of his own tophat. Of course not.

"And he just fucking left after that and forgot to take his dumb duck." His dumb little duck that Husk refused to admit he was grinning slightly at as it got its head stuck in a cup. "Now I got this...fucking duck."

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❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞

“The hell, Alastor?” His mate targets him with a scowl of annoyance and smacks him upside the head. “That was reserved for dinner. What’d you even use it for or did you just want to be a menace?”

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damn all this velvette/husk or velvette/al is making me like this ship gheifnkdnfd

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wow fuck tumblr, okay?? damn, didn’t have to do me like that

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PROMPTS FOR MUSES WHO ARE LITTLE SHITS™ !

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

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Anyway, relevant canon divergent information about Husk and Nifffty

Husk

He was a married man in life (it was not a happy marriage, it was out of wedlock), and he had a daughter. Abbigail (also a muse here) She died when she was 15.

He had feelings for Alastor prior to the deal, and the deal kind of killed it. Whether it stays dead remains to be seen (so, thread depending)

He doesn’t hate Alastor, at least not fully. Niffty and Alastor and Rosie were his first ones to soften him in Hell. His feelings to Alastor are incredibly complex, having had good times with the deer, and Niffty and Rosie. He respects and cares and hates Alastor all in one.

Niffty more or less lived with him in those seven years. She was highly unstable and struggled without Alastor. (This is more central to m Niffty, and not necessarily to any other Niffty muses unless they want that)

He’s always kind of guided and helped Niffty, with a more paternal relationship to her. (Also central to my Niffty, unless other Niffty muses want to do with that) He is absolutely not shipable with Niffty either way.

Niffty

The biggest canon divergence with Niffty is her age. Mine is 19, not 22. As I’ve said before, I’ve had my Niffty since before the pilot, when she was nothing but a few headcanons. Her relationship with Alastor is meant to represent the father figure I got late in my life, at around that age. ….And it’s just how I see them in the show

She was never an overlord and in fact didn’t really have any life in Hell before meeting Alastor. She just kind of met him, liked him, and was more or less like “okay here you go, here’s my soul”

Her chains to Alastor manifest more in the form of a yellow bracelet, with a thin pretty yellow chain that connects her to Alastor. It’s meant to represent how she does not see her connection to him as a prison. Yellow stands for ‘energy, warmth, and joy’ (but also stands for ‘illness, and danger and mental instability’). I go with that being the way their chains look as a default

And more for funnies, her leash also manifests as a child harness sometimes lmao

She’s a little more unstable than she is in the show, and a bit more childish as a coping mechanism for a lot of severe trauma

She was FUUUUCKED up in those seven years without Alastor. How she was depends on the thread, but she didn’t do good without him.

She views Alastor as a parental figure, and Husk as well. This is more central to my muses; as a default I just go with Alastor being her mentor and she looks up to Husk and Alastor. She is not shippable with either of them.

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husk still needs to blind valentino, I’m just trying to think of how 🤔

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He was polishing the counters, and arranging his inventory in an order that looked nice to him, ear twitching at her squeaky voice. The cat turned towards her, gruff gaze admittedly just a bit softer, if not a little annoyed. He’d always had a bit of a soft spot for Niffty, the young woman’s spirit reminding him of another that was similar, and…cut just as short.

Took a moment to process what she said, gaze drifting to the ceiling. “Niff….how the fuck did it even get up there? Were you trying to aim at a hell roach or something?”

He rolled his eyes and outstretched his wings. “I should really know better than to rationalize anything you do. Fine.” His claws scooped the tiny maid up. “Want me to give you a toss up to it?”

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"Husk! Husk! Husk! Husk!" jumping up on to the bar skittering to a stop right before the other demon. Like usually, Niffty was full of energy and it seemed like Husk was the lucky chosen to deal with whatever she was up to for now. "Are you busy?" looking around now to actually see if there was somebody else here but seeing nobody.

"If not I need your help for a second, I got a knife stuck in the cieling and it's far enough in there to where I can hang myself off it and it won't move. I'm sure I can get it out but I'd need somebody to catch me after"

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Husk’s nickname for Niffty is ‘ankle biter’. This is because of her size…and that she WILL bite your ankles

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anyway sorrrry to anyone waiting on drafts and promised starters, Husk for some reason is the loudest muse rn, so if you want to rp with me

you’re better off getting something faster if you rp with the cat ig lol

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this rp with radioiaci makes me think of the radiostatic sticker I made fnskdnks

working on rp birthday stickers for @hellhosted and I just had to share this radiostatic sketch ASDHDLHA

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Holy shit. A whole fucking chokehold indeed, actually. There were times that Husk appreciated that the undiagnosed condition (from what little he knew of it) kept the deer oblivious to matters of the heart, but when it came to understanding his subtlety, it got frustrating. Alastor needed directness, and although Husk was blunt and to the point….it wasn’t as easy when things were so heartfelt. After all, Henry had chosen the name ‘Husk’ for a reason. A husk is what he was sure he had been, until a certain few came into his life.

“I—my god, really?” He didn’t even seem to know where to take this after that, awestruck that anyone could be that oblivious. ….Wasn’t his fault though. If ever they tried to…make anything of this, there was a lot Husk would have to work with.

Luckily he did have Alastor experience…just not ‘Alastor as a mate’ experience. If that was possible.

“No…I’m trying to tell you that I want to kiss you.” He winced as Alastor pressed against the tender spot. “But you may be right….think it needs stitches?”

Husk couldn’t help but think of Lucifer’s casual remark one time ‘I think man’s got a touch of the tism’, and from what he knew of it, he wondered if Alastor had a whole fucking choke hold of it, actually. Then again the blame could fall on himself, he was dancing around the subject and avoiding being direct. That was mainly because…he really didn’t know what to say. It wasn’t like he was well versed in love confessions, especially with such a tumultuous relationship.

Coming to grip with these feelings were hard enough, let alone while he was likely concussed. He should probably wait to say anything, but they’d come this far. He was nuzzled into him. “Probably, you make me pretty sick,” he quipped. Finally, out with it. “Fuck man, is it going to take a kiss for you to understand?”

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Husk couldn’t help but think of Lucifer’s casual remark one time ‘I think man’s got a touch of the tism’, and from what he knew of it, he wondered if Alastor had a whole fucking choke hold of it, actually. Then again the blame could fall on himself, he was dancing around the subject and avoiding being direct. That was mainly because…he really didn’t know what to say. It wasn’t like he was well versed in love confessions, especially with such a tumultuous relationship.

Coming to grip with these feelings were hard enough, let alone while he was likely concussed. He should probably wait to say anything, but they’d come this far. He was nuzzled into him. “Probably, you make me pretty sick,” he quipped. Finally, out with it. “Fuck man, is it going to take a kiss for you to understand?”

A pained noise left him as his palm pushed up against the bump, which was damp and red. And fucking sore. It brought a swell of vertigo he did his best to ignore. It seemed he hit his head way harder than he thought, unsure how his pupils looked. Eh, probably wasn’t important.

“You’re very blameable, that’s why,” Husk drawled, a soft purr rumbling out even through the pain…just at their close proximity. “You’re like this…fucking poltergeist here to haunt the entirety of my afterlife. You’ve vexed me for years…a walking curse that follows me,” he drawled. You’d think he was talking about someone he hated rather than the man he was quickly coming to realize he loved.

Well honestly, those two emotions were one and the same when it came to the complexity of his feelings to Alastor.

And the venomous sounding words were quite a juxtaposition to the way he was nuzzling the deer’s face.