#A F T E R TAXES!!

[apprenticestanheight]

I had one taste of the yarn selection at Michaels and now I can never go back to Walmart for yarn again?? what the fuck??

[roxanneslosteyes]

Lloyd: "Hey guys, Do you want a D-E-S-S-E-R-T?"

Mollie: "Yes, Lloyd! I need me a T-R-E-A-T!"

Rambley: "What you guys talking about?"

Salem: "Yeah, Why did you guys spell desse-"

Mollie: "SHHHHH"

Lloyd: "No no no shut up! Don't say it!"

Salem: "Uh, why?"

Lloyd: "Oh god, how do we tell you?"

Finley: "Rambley can't spell..."

Salem: "....what?"

Lloyd: "He can't spell! So when we talk about something we want, we spell it outloud so he doesn't get too excited!"

Salem: "He's a grown raccoon! He can't handle the word treat?!"

Rambley: "TREAT?!"

Lloyd: "NO TREAT!"

Rambley: "TREAT?!"

Lloyd: "NO TREAT!"

Rambley: "TREAT?!"

Lloyd: "No treat!"

Rambley: "Awh :("

Salem: "Okay, what's happening?"

Mollie: "Lloyd and Finley told you! He gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T!"

Rambley: "Whatcha talking about?"

Finley: ".....taxes..."

Rambley: "Awh shucks :("

Salem: "Wait...So you guys just treat him like a baby raccoon?"

Rambley: "TREAT!?"

Mollie: "No treat!"

Rambley: "TREAT?!"

Mollie: "No treat!"

Rambley: "Treat?!"

Mollie: "No treat!"

Rambley: "Awwwww :("

Lloyd: "Salem! You gotta spell if you talking about F-O-O-D!"

Salem: "Okay so you guys are getting a S-N-A-C-K?"

Rambley: "SNACK?!"

Finley: "Oh, come on..."

Lloyd: "Salem really?"

Mollie: "Awh man..."

Salem: "OH COME ON! I SPELLED IT!"

Lloyd: "Well he knows how to spell snack!"

Salem: "So he can spell snack but he cannot spell treat?!"

Rambley: "TREAT?!"

Salem: "NO TREAT!!"

Rambley: "TREAT?!"

Salem: "NO TREAT!"

Rambley: "TREAT?!"

Salem: "NO TREAT!!"

Rambley: "GOSH DANG IT!!"

Mollie: "Okay, he is getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P!"

Rambley: "Yeahhh!! :)"

Salem: "What does N-A-P spell?"

Rambley: "Party."

[brokentrafficknight]

Yang: You guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Ruby: Yeah dude! I need me a t-r-e-a-t!

Dog!Jaune: What're you guys talkin' about?

Blake: Yeah why did you guys just spell desser-

Ruby: Shut up don't say it!

Yang: Shh!

Blake: Uh, why?

Ruby: Oh God. How do we tell you this?

Yang: Jaune... Can't spell.

Blake: ...What?

Ruby: He can't spell. So when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Blake: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?

Jaune, tail wagging: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune, ears drooping: Awww...

Blake: Okay, what is happening?

Yang: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t.

Jaune: Whatcha talkin' about?

Yang: Taxes

Jaune: Aw shucks!

Blake: So you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Awwww...

Ruby: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d.

Blake: Okay, so... Are we getting an s-n-a-c-k?

Jaune: Snack?

Ruby: Oh come on.

Yang: Dude, really?

Blake: Oh come on. I spelled it!

Ruby: Well he knows how to spell snack.

Blake: So he can spell snack, but he can't spell treat?

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: NO TREAT!

Jaune: God dammit!

Yang: Okay, he's getting fussy. Time for an n-a-p.

Jaune: Yeah!

Blake: *Narrowing her eyes* What does n-a-p spell?

Jaune: Party!

[inkwell-illustrations]

Wiggly: Hey guys wanna get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t     Blinky: Yeah man, I need a t-r-e-a-t  Nibbly: Whatcha guys talking about? Pokey: Yeah why did you guys just spell desser- Blinky: NO NO NO SHUT UP Wiggly: SHHHHHH Blinky: don't say it Pokey: uh why? Blinky: how do we tell you this?  Wiggly: Nibbly can't spell Pokey: what? Blinky: He can't spell so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited  Pokey: He’s a grown man he can't handle hearing the word treat? Nibbly: Treat?!?!?! Wiggly: No treat Nibbly: treat? Wiggly: No treat!!  Nibbly: treat? Wiggly: No treat!!  Nibbly: aww Pokey: ok what is happening?  Wiggly: We told you he gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t Nibbly: whatcha talking about? Blinky: taxes! Nibbly: aww shucks Pokey: What so you guys just treat him like a toddler? Nibbly: Treat?! Wiggly: No treat Nibbly: treat? Wiggly: No treat!!  Nibbly: treat? Wiggly: No treat!!  Nibbly: awww Wiggly: you gotta spell if your talking about f-o-o-d Pokey: Ok so are we getting an s-n-a-c-k Nibbly: Snack?? Pokey: Come on! Wiggly: really? Blinky: aw man! Pokey: OH COME ON I SPELLED IT! Wiggly: Well he knows how to spell snack! Pokey: So he can spell snack but he can't spell treat? Nibbly: TREAT Pokey: NO TREAT Nibbly: TREAT Pokey: NO TREAT Nibbly: TREAT Pokey: NO TREAT Nibbly: GOD DAMNIT Blinky: Ok he’s getting fussy it's time for an n-a-p Nibbly: yeahh Pokey:  what does n-a-p spell?! Nibbly: Party!

[momojedi]

Hunter: Hey you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Tech: Yeah, I really need me a T-R-E-A-T.

Wrecker: Whatcha guys talking about?

Echo: Yeah, why don’t you guys just spell dess —

Hunter, in utter distress: NO NO NO, SHHHHH

Tech, in utter distress:

SHUT UP, DON’T SAY IT

Echo, taken back: … uh. Why?

Hunter: Oh god, how do we tell you this?

Tech: Wrecker … can’t spell …

Echo:

Echo: WHAT?

Hunter: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.

Echo: He’s a grown man, he can’t handle hearing the word TREAT?

Wrecker: TREAT??

Tech: No treat

Wrecker: TREAT?

Tech: NO TREAT

Wrecker: T R E A T ??

Tech: NO TREAT.

Wrecker, disappointed: Awww :(

Tech, Hunter & Echo:

Echo: Okay, what is happening?

Tech: We told you, he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.

Wrecker, curiously: Whatcha talking about?

Tech: Taxes.

Wrecker: Aw, shucks.

Echo: What, so you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Wrecker: TREAT?

Hunter: No treat.

Wrecker: TREAT??

Hunter: NO TREAT.

Wrecker: T R E A T?

Hunter: NO. TREAT.

Wrecker, disappointed: Awwww :(

Tech, Hunter & Echo:

Hunter: Echo, you gotta spell if you’re talking about F-O-O-D.

Echo: Okay, so … Are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?

Wrecker: SNACK??

Tech: Oh, come on.

Hunter: Dude, really?

Echo: OH COME ON I SPELLED IT.

Hunter: Well, he knows how to spell SNACK!

Echo: So he can spell snack but he can’t spell TREAT?

Wrecker: TREAT??

Echo: NO TREAT

Wrecker: TREAT??

Echo: NO TREAT!

Wrecker: GOD DAMN IT!

[incorrectbatfam]

Ace: Hey, you guys wanna get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Krypto: Yeah dude I need a T-R-E-A-T.

Titus: What'cha guys talking about?

Haley: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess—

Ace: No no no, shh.

Krypto: Shut up! Don't say it!

Haley: Uh... why?

Krypto: Oh God, how do we tell you this?

Ace: Titus... can't spell.

Haley: ...What?

Krypto: He can't spell so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Haley: He's a grown dog, he can't handle hearing the word treat?

Titus: TREAT?

Ace: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Ace: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Ace: NO TREAT!

Titus: Aww.

Haley: Okay, what is happening?

Ace: We told you he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.

Titus: What'cha talking about?

Ace: Taxes.

Titus: Aw, shucks.

Haley: What, so you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Titus: TREAT?

Krypto: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Krypto: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Krypto: NO TREAT!

Titus: Aww.

Krypto: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about F-O-O-D.

Haley: Okay, so... are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?

Titus: SNACK?

Krypto: Oh COME ON.

Ace: Haley, really?

Haley: Oh come on, I spelled it!

Krypto: Well he knows how to spell snack.

Haley: So he can spell snack but he can't spell treat?!

Titus: TREAT?

Haley: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Haley: NO TREAT!

Titus: TREAT?

Haley: NO TREAT!

Titus: GODDAMNIT!

[e1ectricwords]

Erza: Hey you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Gray: Yeah dude I need to get me a T-R-E-A-T

Natsu: watchu guys talkin about?

Lucy: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-

Erza: NONONO

Gray: SHUT UP DON'T SAY IT

Lucy: ...uh....why?

Gray: Oh god, how do we tell you this?

Erza: Natsu...can't spell

Lucy: What?

Gray: He can't spell so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited

Lucy: He's a grown man he can't handle hearing the word treat?

Natsu: TREAT?

Erza: NO TREAT

Natsu: TREAT?

Erza: NO TREAT

Natsu: aww

Lucy: Okay what is happening?

Erza: We told you he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T

Natsu: watchu talkin about?

Erza: Taxes

Natsu: aw shuks

Lucy: Wait so you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Natsu: TREAT?

Gray: NO TREAT

Natsu: TREAT?

Gray: NO TREAT

Natsu: awww

Gray: Dude you gotta spell if you're talking about F-O-O-D.

Lucy: Okay...so. Are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?

Natsu: SNACK?

Gray: oh COME ON

Erza: Really?

Lucy: I SPELLED IT

Gray: Well he knows how to spell SNACK

Lucy: So he can spell snack but he cant spell treat?

Natsu: TREAT?

Lucy: NO TREAT

Natsu: TREAT?

Lucy: NO TREAT

Natsu: GOD DAMNIT

Erza: Okay he's getting really fussy. Time for an N-A-P.

Natsu: yeahhhh

Lucy: What does N-A-P spell?

Natsu: party

[aggro-my-beloved]

lasko: hey, you guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

freelancer: yeah dude i need me a

t-r-e-a-t

huxley: watcha guys talkin about? :3

damien: yeah why did you guys just spell des—

lasko: no no, shh!

freelancer: shut up…don’t say it

damien: uh, why?

lasko: oh god, how do we tell you this?

freelancer: huxley can’t spell

huxley: (:

damien:…what? 

lasko: he can’t spell. so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.

damien: he’s a grown man, he can’t handle hearing the word ‘treat’?

huxley: treat?

lasko: no treat!

huxley: treat?

lasko: no treat!

huxley: treat?

lasko: no treat!

huxley: aww \:

damien: okay what is happening?

lasko: we told you he gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t

huxley: watcha talkin about? :3

lasko: taxes.

huxley: aww shucks

damien: so you guys just treat him like a toddler?!

huxley: treat?

freelancer: no treat!

huxley: treat?

freelancer: no treat!

huxley: treat?

freelancer: no treat!

huxley: awww

freelancer: dude, you gotta spell if you’re talking about f-o-o-d

damien: okay, so are we getting a

s-n-a-c-k

huxley: snack?!

freelancer: oh c’mon

lasko: aw, dude really?

damien: oh come on, i spelled it!

freelancer: well he knows how to spell ‘snack’

damien: so he can spell ‘snack’ but he can’t spell ‘treat’?

huxley: treat?

damien: NO TREAT!

huxley: treat?

damien: NO TREAT!

huxley: treat?

damien: NO TREAT!

huxley: god damnit!

lasko: okay, he’s getting fussy, it’s time for a n-a-p

huxley: yeah (:

damien (to huxley): what does n-a-p spell?

huxley: party

[mysticworks]

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How To Balance (+guests) as more things that live in my head

Dick: 🎶PTSD... Anxiety... Crippling Depression, there is no question, please just kill me! Let me be with Harambee. I feel like shit every day! I'm asking you nicely, do it by drowning, under the sea!🎶

Tim: 🎶 I've no more fucks to give, my fucks have all run out! I tried to go fuck shopping, but there's no fucks on the shelf!🎶

Brucie Wayne, laying it on thick: 🎶My name is Karen! My hair is shiny. My teeth are perfect. My skirt is tiny. It barely covers my perky hiney. My name is Karen, I might not be smart! That's it.🎶

Bruce: So... who broke it? ... I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Alfred: I did. I broke-

Bruce: No, no you didn't. Tim?

Tim: Don't look at me. Look at Danny.

Danny: What? I didn't break it.

Tim: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Danny: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tim: Suspicious.

Babs: If it matters - probably not - but Dick was the last one to use it.

Dick: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Babs: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Dick: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Barbra!

Alfred: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Bruce!

Bruce: No! Who broke it??!

Danny: Bruce... Selina's been awfully quiet.

Selina: REALLY??

Bruce: Yeah! Really.

Selina: Oh, my God!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Babs: 🎶I 👏 am ready 👏 for a 👏 nap!🎶

Dick: 🎶 I did it, I did. I jumped, I stepped, right off that cliff without a parachute. I looked over the edge and saw the view of something I could never do. And no part of me knew how, but the moment came and it had to be now, so, I did it, I did. I jumped, I stepped, right off that cliff without a parachute.🎶

Dick: Hey, you guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Tim: Yeah, dude, I need me a t-r-e-a-t

Danny: What'chu guys talkin' about?

Babs: Yeah, why'd you guys just spell des-

Dick: No, no, no, no! Shut up!

Tim: Shh!

Dick: Shut up! Don't say it

Babs: Uh, why?

Tim: Oh, god, how do we tell you this?

Dick: Danny..can't spell

Danny: :)

Babs: ...what?

Tim: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so that way he doesn't get too excited

Babs: He's a hero, and he can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?

Danny: Treat?

Dick: No treat!

Danny: Treat?!

Dick: No treat!

Danny: Treat?!?

Dick: No treat!

Danny: Aw...

Babs: Okay, what is happening?

Dick: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t!

Danny: What'chu talkin' about?

Dick: Taxes.

Danny: Aw, shucks

Babs: So, what, you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Danny: Treat?

Tim: No treat!

Danny: Treat?!

Tim: No treat!!

Danny: Treat?!?

Tim: No treat!!!

Danny: Aw.....

Tim: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d!

Babs: Okay, so, are we getting an s..n-a-c-k?

Danny: Snack?!

Tim: Oh, c'mon!

Dick: Dude, really?

Babs: Come on, I spelled it!

Tim: He knows how to spell 'snack'!

Babs: So he can spell 'snack', but he can't spell 'treat'?!

Danny: Treat?

Babs: No treat!!

Danny: Treat?!

Babs: No treat!!!

Danny: Treat?!?

Babs: No treat!!!!

Danny: God damn it!

Dick: Okay, he's getting fussy; it's time for an n-a-p

Danny: Yeah.. :D

Babs: What does n-a-p spell?

Danny: Party

Dick: LOOK! I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick.

Tim: ...You got me in a box here.

Dick: AH-HAA!

Dick/Bruce: 🎶Cut my life into pieces!🎶

Danny/Tim: 🎶This is my chocolate bar!🎶

Danny, upon first glance of Wayne Manor: This house is a fucking Nightmare.

Dick: It's Muffin Time!

Danny: Actually, it's 12:30

Dick: Somebody kill me!

Danny: I can't believe giraffes exist but unicorns don't. What's more believable? A house with a horn or a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck?

Tim: That's why I switched to caffeine patches. You can stay awake for days with no side effects

Danny: ...

Tim: AHHHH!!!

Danny: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, 🎶Jason Derulo🎶

Child!Dick: ...What if I fall?

Mary Grayson: Oh, but what if you fly?

Danny: No capes! *slap*

Danny: Behold! The spee-i-der

Danny: Objection! Nu uh

Bruce: The fuck you mean 'nu uh'?!

[emolionsrawr]

chimney: hey do you guys wanna go get some D E S S E R T?

hen: yeah dude i need me a T R E A T

buck: whatcha guys talking about? :D

eddie: yeah why did you guys just spell desse-

chimney: NO NO NO!

hen: SHUT UP! DONT SAY IT!

eddie: uh, why?

hen: oh god how do we tell you this?

chimney: buck... can't spell

buck:

eddie:... WHAT?

hen: can't spell! so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited

eddie: he's a grown man! he can't handle hearing the word treat?

buck: TREAT?!

chimney: no treat!

buck: TREAT?!

chimney: no treat!

buck: awww

eddie: okay what is happening?!

chimney: we told you! he gets excited when he hears the word T R E A T

buck: whatcha talkin about? :D

chimney: taxes

buck: aw :(

eddie: so you guys just treat him like a toddler?

buck: TREAT?!

hen: no treat!

buck: TREAT?!

hen: no treat!

buck: aww :(

hen: dude you gotta SPELL when you're talking about F O O D

eddie: okay, so, are we getting a S N A C K?

buck: SNACK?!

hen: oh come on

chimney: dude really?

eddie: oh come on i spelled it!

hen: he knows how to spell snack!

eddie: so he can spell snack but he can't spell treat?

buck: TREAT?!

eddie: NO TREAT!

buck: TREAT?!

eddie: NO TREAT?!

buck: GOD DAMN IT!!

chimney: okay he's getting fussy it's time for a N A P

buck: YEAH! :D

eddie: what does N A P spell?

buck: party 🥰🥰

[roxanneslosteyes]

Francis: "Hey guys, Do you wanna get some D-e-s-s-e-r-t?"

Nacha: "Yes dearie! I need me a t-r-e-a-t!"

Robetsky: "Whatcha everyone talking about?"

Steven: "Yeah, Why did you two just spelled desser-"

Angus: "Shhhh!"

Francis: "No no no shut up! Don't say it!"

Steven: "Uh, why?"

Francis: "Oh god, how do we tell you?"

Albertsky: "Robertsky can't spell..."

Steven: "....What?"

Albertsky: "He can't spell! So when we talk about something he wants! We spell it out so he doesn't get too excited!"

Steven: "He is a grown man! He can't handle the word treat?"

Robertsky: "Treat?"

Nacha: "No treat"

Robertsky: "Treat?"

Nacha: "No treat"

Robertsky: "Treat?"

Nacha: "No treat"

Robertsky: "Awh :("

Steven: "Okay, what's happening?"

Angus: "We told you this! He gets excited when he hears the word T-r-e-a-t!"

Robertsky: "Whatcha talking about?"

Izaack: "....Taxes..."

Robertsky: "Awh shucks :("

Steven: "So you guys just treat him like a toddler?"

Robertsky: "Treat?!"

Izaack: "No treat!"

Robertsky: "Treat?!"

Izaack: "No treat!"

Robertsky: "Treat?!"

Izaack: "No treat!"

Robertsky: "Awwwh :("

Izaack: "Steve, you gotta spell if you are talking about F-O-O-D!"

Steven: "Okay so we are getting a s-n-a-c-k?"

Robertsky: "SNACK!?"

Angus: "Awh come on..."

Izaack: "Aw dear"

Francis: "Steven really?"

Steven: "COME ON! I SPELLED IT!!"

Albertsky: "Well he knows how to spell snack!"

Steven: "So he can spell snack but he can't spell treat!"

Robertsky: "TREAT!?"

Steven: "NO TREAT!"

Robertsky: "TREAT!?"

Steven: "NO TREAT!"

Robertsky: "TREAT!?"

Steven: "NO TREAT!"

Robertsky: "GOD DAMN IT!"

Elenois: "Okay, he is getting fussy! Time for a N-A-P!"

Robertsky: "Yeah! :)"

Angus: "What does N-A-P spell?"

Robertsky: "Party!"

[the-black-bulls]

Noelle: Hey, you guys wanna get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Asta: Yeah I need a T-R-E-A-T.

Charmy: What'cha guys talking about?

Yuno: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess—

Noelle: No no no, shh.

Asta: Shut up! Don't say it!

Yuno: Uh... why?

Asta: Oh man, how do we tell you this?

Noelle: Chramy... can't spell.

Yuno:

Yuno: ...What?

Asta: She can't spell so when we talk about something she wants we spell it out loud so she doesn't get too excited.

Yuno: She's a grown woman, she can't handle hearing the word treat?

Charmy: TREAT?

Noelle: NO TREAT!

Charmy: TREAT?

Noelle: NO TREAT!

Charmy: TREAT?

Noelle: NO TREAT!

Charmy: Aww.

Yuno: Okay, what is happening?

Noelle: We told you she gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T.

Charmy: What'cha talking about?

Noelle: Taxes.

Charmy: Aw, shucks.

Yuno: What, so you guys just treat her like a toddler?

Charmy: TREAT?

Asta: NO TREAT!

Charmy: TREAT?

Asta: NO TREAT!

Charmy: TREAT?

Asta: NO TREAT!

Charmy: Aww.

Asta: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about F-O-O-D.

Yuno: Okay, so... are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?

Charmy: SNACK?

Noelle: OH COME ON.

Asta: Yuno, really?

Yuno: Oh come on, I spelled it!

Asta: Well she knows how to spell snack.

Yuno: So she can spell snack but she can't spell treat?!

Charmy: TREAT?

Yuno: NO TREAT!

Charmy: TREAT?

Yuno: NO TREAT!

Charmy: TREAT?

Yuno: NO TREAT!

Charmy: GODDAMNIT!

Noelle:

Asta:

Yuno: ...I'm sorry.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

The "T-R-E-A-T" meme with Kyoshi, but the twist is that her group is actually trying to trick her into eating instead:

Rangi: Well that was a crazy mission. Do you want to go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t? Jinpa: Yeah I need me a t-r-e-a-t Kyoshi: Whatcha guys talkin about???? Hei-Ran: Yeah why did you guys just spell dess- Jinpa: NO no no no! Rangi: Shut up don't say it! Hei-Ran: Uhhhh why???? Rangi: Ok uhh how do we tell you this..... Jinpa: Kyoshi.....can't spell..... Kyoshi: :) Hei-Ran: ......WHAT?! Jinpa: She can't spell! So when we talk about something that scares her, we spell it out loud so she doesn't run away! Hei-Ran: She is a grown girl, and the Avatar! And what's so scary about the word "treat?!" Kyoshi, backing away: TREAT?! D: Rangi, hands up like she's talking to a wounded animal: NO TREAT! Kyoshi, attempting to climb up a tree: Treat??? ;w; Rangi, trying to pull her back down: NO TREAT! Kyoshi, looking like she's ready to cry: Treat???? ;w; Rangi: NO TREAT! Kyoshi: Phew..... =w= Hei-Ran: Ok what is happening?! Rangi: We told you! She gets really scared when you talk about t-r-e-a-t! Hei-Ran: But why?! Rangi: Because she doesn't like to take care of herself! Kyoshi: Whatcha talking about? Rangi: Taxes. Kyoshi: Awwww shucks. Hei-Ran: So, what? You just treat her like a toddler?! Kyoshi, squatting into a fighting stance: Treat?! >:( Jinpa: NO TREAT! Kyoshi: Treat?! >:( Jinpa: NO TREAT! Kyoshi: Treat? :( Jinpa: NO TREAT! Kyoshi: Phew.... :) Jinpa: Ma'am you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d! Hei-Ran: *rolls eyes* Ok so....are we getting an s-n-a-c-k? Kyoshi, sobbing and shaking: Snack?! D:> Jinpa: Oh come on! Rangi: Mom, really?! Hei-Ran: Oh come on, I spelt it! Jinpa: Well she knows how to spell snack! Hei-Ran: So she can spell snack but she can't spell treat?! Kyoshi, bending a boulder above her head so she can hide under it: Treat?! D:> Hei-Ran: NO TREAT! Kyoshi, lowering the boulder: Treat?! D: Hei-Ran: NO TREAT! Kyoshi, putting boulder on ground beside her: Treat? ;w; Hei-Ran: NO TREAT! Kyoshi: Oh thank the spirits! :) Rangi: Ok she's getting fussy, time for a n-a-p Kyoshi: Yaaaaay! :) Hei-Ran: ......what does n-a-p spell? >:/ Kyoshi: Cleaning :)

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Leo: Hey you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T? Raph: Yeah, dude I need me a T-R-E-A-T. Mikey: What are you guys talking about? April: Yeah, why did you guys just spell desser- Raph: No! Shut up! Don't say it! April: Uh, why? Donnie: Oh god, how do we tell you this... Mikey can't spell. April: ...WHAT?! Leo: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited. April: He's 15, he can't handle hearing the word "treat". Mikey: Treat?! Raph: No treat! Mikey: Treat?! Raph: No treat!! Mikey: Treat?! Raph: NO TREAT! Mikey: Aww... April: Okay, what is happening? Leo: We told you, he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T. Mikey: Whatcha talking about?? Donnie: Taxes. Mikey: Aw, shucks... April: So you guys just treat him like a toddler?! Mikey: Treat?! Donnie: No treat! Mikey: Treat?! Donnie: No treat!! Mikey: Treat?! Donnie: NO TREAT! Mikey: Aww... Raph: You gotta spell if you're talking about F-O-O-D. April: Okay, so are we getting a S-N-A-C-K? Mikey: Snack?! Leo: Come on! Raph: Really April?! April: Oh come on! I spelled it! Raph: He knows how to spell "snack"! April: So he can spell "snack" but he can't spell "treat"?! Mikey: Treat?! April: No treat! Mikey: Treat?! April: No treat!! Mikey: Treat?! April: NO TREAT! Mikey: GOD DAMMIT!! Leo: Okay, he's getting fussy, it's time for an N-A-P. Mikey: Yeah! April, to Mikey: What does N-A-P spell? Mikey: "Party"!

[chronicbeans]

A group of doppelgangers planning to head to the building:

6 Eyes: You guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Long Neck: Yeah dude. I need me a t-r-e-a-t.

Peach: What you guys talking about?

Scarlet Milk: Yeah. Why did you guys just spell desser-

Long Neck: Shut up! Don't say it!

Scarlet Milk: Uh... why?

Long Neck: Oh God, how tell you this?

6 Eyes: Peach... can't spell...

Scarlet Milk: ... What?

Long Neck: He can't spell. So when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out.

Scarlet Milk: He's a grown doppelganger. He can't handle hearing the word treat?

Peach: Treat?!

6 Eyes: No treat!

Peach: Treat?!

6 Eyes: No treat!

Peach: Treat?!

6 Eyes: No treat!

Peach: Aww...

Scarlet Milk: Okay... What is happening?

6 Eyes: We told you. He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t.

Peach: What are you talking about?

6 Eyes: Taxes.

Peach: Aww... shucks.

Scarlet Milk: What? So you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Peach: Treat?!

Long Neck: No treat.

Peach: Treat?!

Long Neck: No treat.

Peach: Treat?!

Long Neck: No treat.

Peach: Aww...

Long Neck: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d.

Scarlet Milk: Okay, so, are we getting some p-e-a-c-h-e-s?

Peach: Peach?!

Long Neck: Oh come on!

6 Eyes: Dude, really?

Scarlet Milk: oh, come on! I spelled it!

Long Neck: Well, he knows how to spell peach.

Scarlet Milk: So he knows how to spell peaches, but he can't spell treat?

Peach: Treat?!

Scarlet Milk: No treat.

Peach: Treat?!

Scarlet Milk: No treat!

Peach: Treat?!

Scarlet Milk: NO TREAT!

Peach: God damnit!

6 Eyes: Okay, he's getting fussy. It's time for an n-a-p.

Peach: Yeah...

Scarlet Milk: What does n-a-p spell?

Peach: Party.