#5K to 10K

[lonelycatsblog]

ok i keep seeing the “if this gets to 5K” trend on here and i thought i would give it a try

if this gets to 5K notes i’ll start reading again

if this get to 6K notes i’ll actually try in school

and finally

if this gets to 10K notes i’ll talk to my crush

BEFORE FEBRUARY!!!

good luck one and all

[steddierecs]

sitting between comfort and chaos by starryeyedjanai

Word count: 5,704 (complete) / 1/1 Rating: T Trigger and content warnings: none

Summary: Thinking back on it all, Steve thinks he should have known something was up when Dustin started letting Eddie sit up front when he drove them places, a spot reserved only for Robin or Erica when Dustin was riding with him.

Steve has seen that kid elbow his friends in the neck trying to get to the car first so he could ride shotgun. So giving up the coveted spot for anyone - even Eddie - should have been a giant red flag.

or, 5 times everyone thought Steve and Eddie were dating before they got together + the first time Steve tells someone after they actually get together

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[datasoong47]

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[codecicle-archive]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[izzy-mccalla]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[tothechaos]

now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

[crowcrate]

Kinda wanna do more characters in this style it’s so silly and fun

Edit: And i did :)

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[gallavichfanficlibrary]

The Long Way

Author: devovitsuasartes

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed, October 2017

Words: 8,241

Summary: 

Canon-compliant imagining of what happened between the season 4 finale and the season 5 premiere.

Tags: Svetlana Milkovich, Nika (Shameless US), Yevgeny Milkovich, Depression, Bipolar Disorder, Domestic, Canon Compliant Nipple Pinching, Implied/Referenced Suicide

Genuinely surprised by how unknown/underkudosed this fic is. An absolutely amazing exploration of the Milkovich household dynamics post S4. We didn't really get to see how Ian got better between S4 and S5, how they started getting alone with Svetlana, and how they went from Ian simply staying over at Mickey's house to them being ghetto married in S5. The story really does the god-tier writing of those two seasons justice.

Read it here x

[steddierecs]

Just add water by Just_my_latest_hyperfixation

Word count: 7,509 (incomplete) / 2/5 Rating: E Trigger and content warnings: smut

Summary: It's one of the unwritten laws of Camp Lovers' Lake, as solid and immovable as the official rules. Curfew is at nine. No swimmers or boats are allowed past the buoys.

And Steve Harrington does not go in the water.

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Or: Three times Eddie wonders what Steve's secret is, one time he learns, and one time he finds out a lot more.

[geekysteven]

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality

[silvermoon424]

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

[terezis]

every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause