#..oi

[bishy437]

he won

bonus:

[ritavonbees]

good news!

why is this so fucking comical

yeeeah you just fucken .... you stress out the toad and then give it a rinse, voilah

[majunju]

haru is intent on spoiling bibi whether she likes it or not!!!!! (cont of this)

[d0not-disturb]

DDVAU MOTHER SPORE HAS ME ON CHOKEHOLD

(Oh yeah and DDVAU by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11❤️❤️)

[tragisbawls]

Even more Snotlout and Hookfang. I love Hookfang he has so much attitude (like his rider).

[xayspancakeee]

mhmm, a real danger to society.

(≖_≖ ) if dangerous, why so soft?

[oilyfry]

[zzdigital]

Namari's waitress friends.

[apparently-artless]

I've only ever seen him with that grin on his face. But this is… This is what Vice-Captain Hoshina looks like when he's killing a Kaijuu!

Kaiju no. 8 Episode 07 - Hoshina Soushirou

[vintage-tigre]

[little-tunny]

This lil 4 year old from overseas said this in the most sincere way with the most adorable little accent...He really mulled over what the difference between his hands and mine could be. I think about it all the time.

[bishy437]

pov: you follow wwx on snapchat

[ritavonbees]

omelas but the machine that transmutes the child's suffering into everyone else's utopia is fake actually. there is no relationship between the child in the torture room and the smooth functioning of omelan society, but everyone believes there is because politicians and economists have always said so. everyone congratulates themselves for being serious utilitarian adults who have to make compromises and trade offs. of course omelas is the greatest place to live, look what we've done to achieve it. do you think we'd torture a child if we didn't have to? we make hard choices here. that's how we know they're the right choices, because they're hard. nobody would believe in a utopia without a downside. oh, you have some ideas about the governance of omelas? are you prepared to stain your hands by helping us put the child in the room? no? why should we take you seriously, then? you're obviously a naive idealist who isn't prepared to make hard choices.

anyway here in Australia we are still having an agonisingly protracted argument about whether ten years old is the appropriate age of criminal responsibility above which kids can be put in jail so this is not actually a hypothetical

[lilacs-stash]

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

some rumors i like to believe the twins spread around berk, starting from most normal and getting progressively more and more weird:

snotlout wears heels to make himself taller

fishlegs didn’t write his dragon cards. they just appeared one day

hiccup is a lycanwing

stoicks hair is red from the blood of his enemies

ruffnut doesn’t cut her hair, she just eats it when it gets too long (spread by tuff)

tuffnut has sexual relations with sheep (spread by ruff)

bucket’s bucket that he wears on his head was the very bucket he was born in

mala pegs dagur (no one knows if this is true or not, including the twins)

stoick is actually two very skinny haddocks in a trenchcoat

gobber’s dragon is actually just a really big toad

hiccup meows like a cat when he gets excited

snotlout’s middle name is *cue every single name that starts with a g except for gary*

astrid made up heather to make it seem like she has more friends and everyone else just went along with it (this was the first and only rumor the twins ever spread about astrid)

ruffnut single handedly took down a whole camp of hunters (spread by ruff)

snotlout has to sleep in someone else’s room when there’s a storm (this one’s actually true)

tuffnut beat the scourge of odin three times with no antidote (spread by tuff)

gobber didn’t actually lose his hand and foot, they’re just really small and inside of the hook/peg leg

ruffnut is actually tuffnut, and tuffnut is actually ruffnut, they were switched at birth (the twins didn’t spread this one, they have no clue who did) (it was fishlegs)

fanghook is actually a girl and gustav just uses masculine terminology for her to be more like snotlout

hiccup got eaten by a dragon as a child and that’s why he’s like this

tuffnuts shoved the entire dragon eye up his ass

dagur IS oswald the agreeable, he just needed a way to cover up the fact that he doesn’t age

feel free to add more if you think of any!!