#*worms

[macchiatosdumptruck]

Danzen is criminally underrated, Chozen is 1000% better than Johnny and Terry lmao. The only bully who turned into a prince. Chozen did Enemies to Lovers right! Johnny and Terry...eat your hearts out!

I wouldn't necessarily say "better" because I don't believe in moralizing ships, ( or other things that can seem bashy) but yeah, irl Chozen is 100% a knight in shining armor. And if Daniel were my friend I'd tell him the choice is obvious.

He had the most extreme 180°.

He went from anger and shame on sight, (he didn't even give Daniel a chance. He walked out of that cab and went "I'm going to destroy this boy" and then engaged in a very heterosexually aggressive hand shake.

He literally tried to KILL Daniel. I think of all of his rivals Chozen is the one Daniel had the most effect on. He rewrote the entire path of Chozen's life.

Chozen was so angry, and stuck in his ways, determined to show strength through entirely the wrong methods, and he was humiliated.

It took years for him to recover, it was a shock to his entire system and rewrote his personal beliefs.

But ultimately he made the very hard decision to actively try to be better. He took that shame and guilt and used it for something good. Like. Wow. That's growth. King behavior.

And he stays away from Daniel out of a sense of what? Respect? Penance? Only to, when he finally meets him after years, be a giant lovable troll.

He tries so hard to put Daniel at ease. (After the initial, well meaning prank.)

He is open and vulnerable with Daniel which is something most people aren't. That's a huge sign or respect I think. He doesn't take himself too seriously, but he does take Miyagi Do seriously.

Daniel calls him up over seas and goes "my ex is in town I need help" and Chozen boards the next red eye flight to show up looking fine as hell.

Like. The lyrics to Glory of Love. Which is such a beautiful sing about damiko, also works for danzen and damikozen. He will literally "fight for your honor."

He is ride or die. He has no chill. He will fight armies (literally. Mike's "army" of innocent movers lol) for Daniel, a man who he is fully aware is entirely capable of looking after himself.

At the same time he has no chill he's also just a goofy little dude, always putting Daniel at ease. He instinctively knows how to help it seems. He sees Daniel going down a path of self destruction and goes "no. I've done this. You're not going to. You're stronger than this. I'll help you. "

Something something learning from mistakes. Something something knight in shining armor. Something something the inherent trust you need to be at ease with someone.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

👀🔥👀🔥👀🔥

...i can remember that i wrote these tags but not when djfjskkff

but ahhh i really need to, its one of those writers blocks where i need the idea to consume me so i can write more than 300 words

[inbabylontheywept]

my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.

i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.

point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.

i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.

i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.

i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.

(i think i was...six?)

anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.

(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)

so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?

so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.

the compost pile was full of worms.

she then told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and go to heaven, and be able to talk to the worms face to face. that i'd be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident, driven only by excessive Love, and that she was positive they would forgive me because worms have six hearts and no malice.

at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.

and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.

but because she loved me.

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[n0ahsferatu]

scooby-doo ass gang fr

[dennydreadful]

trying to break into the furry scene what do you guys think of my newest ocs

[worm-on-a-blog]

[> worm offers you hope for the new year.]

[> do you accept?]

[wormzandgutz]

having feelings atm

[wouas]

Beasts - 19x15 cm paper, ballpoint pen

[stevejgarza]

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

[wormachinery]

Hear me out: Wingman (wingwoman?) Amy

Although Amy would definitely be pretty heartbroken if she found out that Sonic likes Shadow, you can’t convince me she wouldn’t set them up together

[dw-flagler]

the girl next to me in my college class is playing disco elysium on her laptop

[notsohappynotsosad]

Have you reconsidered embracing ceremorphosis?

[wolfstarlibrarian]

One of the coolest parts about being a fan of fanfic is you can actually contact the author. And they will respond. And then you can message them nonstop until they allow you into their lives and then you’re becoming their beta reader and suddenly you know multiple authors of all types of fiction books and fanfic authors who will drag out their deleted fics for you to read at a moments notice.

Anyway. Comment on fics and message authors. It’s absolutely worth it.

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!