#but they just

[princessg3rard]

me: *comes home after like 2 days away* im gonna take a shower (accidentally uses the masculine “will take”)

internal monologue: shit fuck shit fuck

dad: uhhh no ?? I stink more than u (masculine “you”) im first

the baby: dad. he smells like he’s from my chemical romance please let him go first

gender euphoria fr <333

[nami-moittli]

Epel and Ortho are ftm mtf besties to me…

[benjinoff13]

there are two wolves inside of you, one of them is a rational thinker and knows dani and stef both have partners and they’re just friends and the other one, well…

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I think it would be kinda funny if Chica, Roxy and Monty got together in the most casual way possible.

They're just hanging out one day and the subject of polyamory comes up because one of them just learned what the word means and the other two get so happy about their being a word for that. Just "So... if you could date as many of us in the Plex as you like... who would you date?", "Oh you two obviously.", "Oh me too!", "Same." "...... Wait-"

Ten minutes later and this hangout has turned into them planning their first date to test run their new relationship.

Walking away from this conversation, it hits them all individually when they're on their own and they're so confused. How the fuck did that happen?? Are they really a thing now?? Oh my god they are how did that happen oh shit oh god oh fuck-

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

👀🔥👀🔥👀🔥

...i can remember that i wrote these tags but not when djfjskkff

but ahhh i really need to, its one of those writers blocks where i need the idea to consume me so i can write more than 300 words

[yakityyaku]

NEW PROFESSOR LAYTON LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[bonjaminfranklin]

Just realized when people online talk about kcup tits they don’t mean the keurig coffee pods

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[seenthisepisode]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[ciderjacks]

Sometimes I’m reminded that in universe Chilchuck is an actually influential figure who like. Made huge advancements for his people and community. Like as in gave them rights and protections. And who is widely known by half-foots because of that. Like. He’s not just some guy.

Idk For some reason that just makes his role in canon really funny to me. Like this older, extremely important and accomplished figure is just willingly putting himself thru it for the sake of this random autistic 26 year old.