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[princessg3rard]

me: *comes home after like 2 days away* im gonna take a shower (accidentally uses the masculine “will take”)

internal monologue: shit fuck shit fuck

dad: uhhh no ?? I stink more than u (masculine “you”) im first

the baby: dad. he smells like he’s from my chemical romance please let him go first

gender euphoria fr <333

[nami-moittli]

Epel and Ortho are ftm mtf besties to me…

[benjinoff13]

there are two wolves inside of you, one of them is a rational thinker and knows dani and stef both have partners and they’re just friends and the other one, well…

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I think it would be kinda funny if Chica, Roxy and Monty got together in the most casual way possible.

They're just hanging out one day and the subject of polyamory comes up because one of them just learned what the word means and the other two get so happy about their being a word for that. Just "So... if you could date as many of us in the Plex as you like... who would you date?", "Oh you two obviously.", "Oh me too!", "Same." "...... Wait-"

Ten minutes later and this hangout has turned into them planning their first date to test run their new relationship.

Walking away from this conversation, it hits them all individually when they're on their own and they're so confused. How the fuck did that happen?? Are they really a thing now?? Oh my god they are how did that happen oh shit oh god oh fuck-

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

👀🔥👀🔥👀🔥

...i can remember that i wrote these tags but not when djfjskkff

but ahhh i really need to, its one of those writers blocks where i need the idea to consume me so i can write more than 300 words

[yakityyaku]

NEW PROFESSOR LAYTON LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[bonjaminfranklin]

Just realized when people online talk about kcup tits they don’t mean the keurig coffee pods

[elbiotipo]

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[seenthisepisode]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[ciderjacks]

Sometimes I’m reminded that in universe Chilchuck is an actually influential figure who like. Made huge advancements for his people and community. Like as in gave them rights and protections. And who is widely known by half-foots because of that. Like. He’s not just some guy.

Idk For some reason that just makes his role in canon really funny to me. Like this older, extremely important and accomplished figure is just willingly putting himself thru it for the sake of this random autistic 26 year old.

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.