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jolteonmchale · 2 years ago

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#crime scene kitchen #it's a dick joke #joel mchale #pb

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newtid · 11 months ago

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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

#could've said dick joke but penis joke sounds funnier #shitpost #digital art #art #oc #doodle #oc art #cat #anthro #cat oc #feline #original character

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dudedidujust · 3 months ago

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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal, the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

#bruce offended parent and signals biggest fan wayne #hes so petty about it during JL meetings. he shuts down all the lights on the watchtower #Batman we cant see #well thats not a problem cause the light of mankind should be able to light up the room while stating directly at superman who just #looks so resigned #Tim floods the internet with pictures of Duke using his powers and fighting villians all with the hashtag theRealLightOfMankind #Duke is having the time of his light #he poses for Tim and makes rainbows on days it rains and poses like sailor moon #its a fun joke for Duke #its a matter of life or death for the rest of them #Dick has to stop Damian from breaking out the kryptonite not knowing that Jason has already stolen it and is heading for metropolis #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #signal #duke thomas #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #superman

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prlssprfctn · 18 days ago

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Dick, sighing: Tiktok is getting banned. I am so sad. Like, how else will I get to rate Nightwing edits?

Bruce, sighing in relief: Finally. I still hadn't recovered from that one time when Gazette put a bunch of... edits? Of mine in the article about Wayne Enterprises.

Jason, who is chronically sitting online with VPN only: ...

Tim, who hacked servers to continue thristing over Timkon content: ...

Jason: (silently sends another tiktok in Tim's dms)

Tim: (silently types LMAO)

Dick, glaring at them, trying to hide their giggles: ...You both. Show your phones now.

#americans you are like friends i worry about #anyways DON'T MIND A SILLY JOKE #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake

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redacted-metallum · 1 year ago

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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

#revs thoughts #moby dick #suicide joke

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wishfulsketching · 1 month ago

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Not me ... imagining your AU with Warwick undergoing the Beauty and the Beast transformation back to Vander ... and Silco ... a la Belle ... feeling VERY conflicted about it.

Vander: Silco! It's me!

Silco: ...

Silco: 🧐

Silco: Change back.

This is exactly the kind of ask I gotta make art for

We all love Vander as Vander buuuuut Warwick was an upgrade in some ways.........

#my art #sketchy sketch #zaundads #vanco #answering stuff #how many dick jokes can I make? the infinite amount #just watch me

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frogaroundandfindout · 9 months ago

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Bruce gets knocked over the head with a lead pipe and without even looking at eachother dick and Tim start circling around him making tweeting noises

Meanwhile bruce wishes the hit actually knocked him out so he didn’t have to witness his kids acting like this

#dick grayson #Nightwing #Tim Drake #Bruce Wayne #Red Robin #Batman #dc #if you don’t get it #it’s a joke based on that moment in cartoons where a character gets hit in the head and “sees stars”#a lot of the time there’s birds flying around in circles over the characters head too #to signify that their head is spinning and that they’re dizzy/disoriented #usually swatted away by the newly angered character

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knox-knocks · 8 days ago

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Andrew: no girlfriends

Aaron: okay

Andrew, gay:

#andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #aftg #tfc #all for the game #I just know aaron was pissed as hell when he was able to sit down and think about it after baltimore #andrew's such a dick I love him so very dearly #to be clear this is a joke and I understand the deal was more nuanced than this lmao

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hyperblue · 10 months ago

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one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason

some random reporter: who's your favorite child?

bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally

dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason

tim: rest in peace

#dc #dc comics #batfamily #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce: i love all my children equally #also bruce five minutes later: idc about dick #this is a joke btw #although. i Do think that bruce is one of those parents who clearly love certain kids more

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nikkiunicorn900 · 2 months ago

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