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DAMIAN NATION, WE WON. THAT'S MY BOY RIGHT THERE!!!

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Kinda really wanna ramble of Batman’s no kill rule. Because it’s not really a no kill rule as much as it is a no death rule.

And I feel like I’m always seeing posts which try to act like because it’s normal not to want to kill someone that means Batman is somehow normal for his no kill rule (which, again, isn’t really a no kill rule but a no death rule).

Yes, it’s normal to not want to kill someone.

No, that isn’t what Batman’s no death rule is about.

And no, Batman is not normal for his no death rule. It’s extremely weird, and he is extremely weird about it.

It isn’t logical either for the record, it’s highly illogical and entirely emotions based and Batman refuses to be normal about it.

And That’s fine! In fact, it’s extremely interesting!!

But please, please can we stop pretending he’s normal about it? His stance is not normal! His stance is, like almost everything else about the guy, fucking insane!! That’s what makes him interesting!

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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

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“good evening, sir. do you have any idea how fast you were going?”

im sorry for cop dick. he quits after he files the speeding ticket

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Hehehe 😊😘

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just shit

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Tim and Jason interactions are the only true sustenance in life and I will never get tired of seeing them.

also Jason’s theater kid dramatics are showing

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This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.

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Aren't you looking forward to seeing me， Dad？

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A requested piece! ROBIN SNUGGLE PILE

Aka Tim’s sleep jail time. Jason checking in with his brothers but also just stole supplies from the cave.

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OK please tell me there's a piece of DC media out there where Superman has these little dots as eyes but when he's Clark Kent he has these BIG BUG EYES because of his glasses because that's a really funny concept

Original idea by: @syppys-den

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bat physical therapy thoughts:

Dick: longest routine you've ever seen, does it religiously every night. some of the stretches are things he used to do with his parents but most of them are recovery/compensation ones for his bad knee and his fucked up shoulders and his weird wrist and his etc etc etc. dick is kind of a mess but he's also an acrobat and he knows how to keep his body at peak performance as long as he can.

Tim: also does all his stretches because a) Dick does and b) he wants to keep being Robin as long as possible and that means treating his body like a machine brute forcing his way into physical prowess

Bruce: has a VERY extensive routine. regularly forgets to do it until he finds himself white knuckling through blinding levels of lower back pain and has to get back on the wagon and rebuild his muscle strength. you would think based on everything else about him that he'd be better at basic bodily maintenance but he resents the necessity of it enough to not do it the way he should.

Jason: has never stretched in his life. sounds like microwave popcorn every time he moves. everyone thinks he does that stupid rolling panther walk because it's intimidating but he actually fucked up his hip flexors years ago and hasn't bothered to get them checked out because "it doesn't impact him in the field" (it does)

Steph: kind of perfunctory routine Leslie made her learn. she does it every couple weeks it's fine.

Cass: has never been injured in a way that required PT to recover because she doesn't move in ways her body doesn't support <3

Damian: should be young enough not to need it but does all of Dick's stretches anyway, just in case, and with incredible concentration. it's sooo cute

Duke: is kind of dubious about all of this (he has superpowers, come on.) but he'll do stretches with someone else as a team thing.

Babs: if any of the bats complain about not wanting to do their stupid routines for babies to her again she's going to beat them with a pull down bar removed from one of the very expensive custom machines in her extremely extensive home gym.

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“He would not fucking say that” is a Schrodinger’s phrase when it comes to Batman. There is probably Batman run where he would say that. There is also probably a run where Batman would kill the other Batman for saying that.

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My sad soggy dog of an ex

and here is my agenda

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Jason has been numb since he climbed out of that grave

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it's new years resolution time. someone get me that picture of tim drake

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Batkids play a game called "Never have you ever" where Duke gazes into their timelines in the multiverse and tells them two made-up things and one that happened in an else-word and they have to guess which is real