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I present to you. Another one of my fave male characters ripping ass 🙏
this was a little gift for my awesome new buddy @freak-season, this guy is our malewife 🫶
#if those of you keeping up with the lore of my blog. this guy is from the same universe as guy who wears purple. of course#you know for a lesbian I sure do draw GUYS on this blog a lot#it is very specific with me and male farts tho like.#it’s gotta be a character I love 💀#and I love this nerdy ass dilf#farts#fart kink#farting#eproctophilia#male farts#Guy farts#fart kink art#eproctophilia art#my art#YAY#this is his very gay coded best friend and ‘business partner’ .. ;)
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YES
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GIVE LOVE TO THIS MOVIE, THIS PIECE OF ANIMATED HORROR IS PERFECT FOR A CHRISTMAS NIGHT OF SCAWY.
FUCK YOU ALL/j, I LOVE THIS MOVIE, GIVE THIS MOVIE SOME LOVE NOW.
#YEEEEEES#''It looks ugly because motion capture'' FUCK YOU THAT MAKES IT BETTER AS A HORROR MOVIE#a christmas carol#a christmas carol 2009#my fave horror movie#So done with no one saying anything positive about this silly thing GO *SIPS TEA*#a christmas carol (2009)#Also Jim Carrey- which I forgot about acted here apparently as Ebenize and the ghosts#UGH THE GHOSTS/pos#I LOVE THE GHOSTS SO MUCH#ALL OF THEM HAVING HORROR IN THEIR OWN WAY#ALSO FUCK YOU THERE WERE A GOOD BUNCH OF CREATIVE SHIT#EVERYONE SLEEPING ON THE COOL ASS WINDOW FLOOR WITH THE CAMERA MOVING ALONG WITH THE TRAVELLING FOR THE GHOST OF THE PRESENT HELLO?????????#swearing in tags#tw swearing#youtube#*sips tea*#the iconic#I love this movie I love this movie I love this movie I love this movie#2009 christmas carol movie my beloved I'll be your most loyal soldier fr someone give appreciation to this movie it's so silly and scary an#motion capture#Especially the visit of the business partner is one of my favorite pieces of horror ever and I'm not the biggest fan of horror#and other horror elements implemented throughough the WHOLE MOVIE#APPRECIATE IT BITCHES#APPRECIATE IT#I WAS PLANNING TO WATCH SNOW WHITE NOW BUT FUCK IT I MISS THIS MOVIE#tw capital letters#AND THE CAMERA MOVEMENTS IN GENERAL- MWAH- MAKES THE CITY LOOK SO MASSIVE AND PRETTY AND FILLED WITH SO MUCH
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mr house never being able to replicate his courier six because they never let him scan them, so all he has are a few shoddy recordings he took to recreate the courier from. his replicas of courier six are flawed: none are as perceptive, resourceful and proactive. they aren't good at out-of-the-box thinking or improvising. their problemsolving, diplomacy skills and technological innovation ideas fall short of the original and are just another disappointment every time. they end up hollow shells like jane, marilyn and victor. letting new vegas go, ruin itself in pursuit of recreating his perfect right hand again, hope for another fruitful partnership and bright future of the mojave like they did before is so delicious it makes me sick actually send tweet ✌
#ulysses warned my courier house would sooner or later put her face on a robot servant and he was right!! and she knew he was!!!#but the way house went about it in my headcanon is making me sick in the stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the devnotes?? that allied courier was his first true prodigy/son/daughter IN 200 HUNDRED YEARS??? sickening. i love it#add a fucked up romantic-not-really-only-pining storyline into that already crazy cocktail and im eating it up!!!!!!!!!!! YUM!!!!#my courier is a technophile but she's got a shred of self-respect and wont let (out of pride mostly) house scan her brain#she dies ensuring the continuation of new vegas setting it up to prosper only for house to let it go to shit.... the drama.........#because he cannot imagine a world without his partner who has changed the world around them so much in such a short life....#so he sets out to recreate even a shred of her glory so they may continoue to reign over the mojave but he fails miserably over and over#and his pursuit blins him to the shit stirring on the streets and the area that even his army of securitrons isnt able to stop#either the nv clans successfuly rebel/make the city go to shit while he's too busy working on the courier copies#or some outside party infiltrates and gets his ass while he's not looking. rip#either way my courier is always the death of mr house whether they are allied or not bc i love doomed narratives#personal#delete later#fallout#? technically#till we get season 2 of the tv show im able to brainstorm ideas as to what happened to nv after fnv ended!!!! SOMEBODY STOP ME (dont)#im cutting this extremely short my thought on this are pretty long i couldnt fall asleep on monday bc ulysses' words were haunting me
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aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh
break. on my burger
#shit chat#family cw#got sicker than i have been in years my bank closed my checking account on accident work is nightmarishly busy#and my mother is sending strings of long voice memos in the family group chat again#i simply will not be listening to them. at most i'll ask my dad or brother for the sparknotes version#bc her pattern for the better part of this year has been radio silence. no attempt at communication whatsoever#and then BAM like 5-10 min worth of voice memos screaming crying sobbing shaking#I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET MY CHILDREN TO FORGIVE ME. I'M CRAWLING ON MY KNEES ON THE DESERT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS REPENTING#WHAT THE FUCK IS FAMILY FOR YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I'M SUFFERING SO MUCH AND I'M ALONE BECAUSE#MY FAMILY ABANDONED ME. I HAVE NO ONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I'M BEGGING. I NEED HELP I NEED MY KIDDOS AROUND ME PLEASE I'M DYING#followed by several minutes of sordid updates on her shitty miserable life#which is tbf pretty shitty & miserable. she's extremely physically disabled & mentally ill#her partner had a severe stroke a couple months ago and is still recovering. they've both been in & out of hospital#neither working. partner's adult son who lives with them is the only income in the household#partner's permanently disabled mother also lives with them. plus 2 large dogs 6 cats and 3 each of chickens & ducks#they're in court suing their landlord bc he's trying to evict them but the property is an uninhabitable shithole to begin with#but like. whenever i do make the mistake of responding to one of her groupchat tantrums#she's just like 'oh you know me im a survivor :) i just miss yous is all :) now that you're here i'm gonna bitch about my life for an hour#and ignore everything you have to say and show active disdain & boredom whenever you tell me anything about yourself or your life :)'#and if i offer help she refuses it#like it's just a bid for attention. expecting unconditional love and absolution and salvation from us bc That's What Families Do#she doesn't actually seem to give a shit about any of us as real people. just this ironclad delusion of unconditional family support#that she frankly has not earned#my brother actually did go visit her in the hospital on thanksgiving. driving 2hrs out of his way to do so#and she was a raging passive aggressive bitch to him and threw the gift he'd brought her back in his face#ma'am i know you're Going Through It but so are the rest of us & frankly you've given me zero reason to want to interact w/ ur caustic ass#plus this is petty but yet another way in which she doesn't listen to me & makes no attempt whatsoever at genuine relationship#i've told her numerous times that responding to groupchat voice memos is hard for me. that i love & miss her#and if she wants to see me or needs help or whatever to please contact me one on one either by call or text#nope. refuses to respond to/initiate individual contact. ONLY traumadumping in the fam chat. TLDR MY MOM IS A DISFUNCTIONAL TOXIC NIGHTMARE.
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giftober day six - brands
#uchuu keiji gavan#metal heroes#giftober2024#me and my partner have a long running inside joke about suzuki jimnys#and while he didnt really 'watch' gavan with me#you can bet ur ass she was watching every time this car was on screen#watching gaz throw that poor car around in the quarry like nobodies business never got old
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#i feel so fucked rn#like i just feel so alone#like whole heartedly alone#i actually feel more alone than b4 this sucks ass#ik hes not reading these so i can say whatever the hell i want#mainly that fig is a fucking asshole#and dear god i know im not important in this house but holy hell its never felt so blatant b4#like damn thats sure a way 2 make me feel fucking hated by someone i consider a friend#and i cant even feel comfortable around my god??? fuck you#like fuck your world and your hobbies all it ended up in was pain anyway#like yea real nice of u 2 just start fucking saying shit- especially shit YOU werent even apart of#WITHOUT ANY DAMN EXPLANATION??? like fuck me thanks for making me have 2 feel like i must plead my case 2 the court 2 not lose a friendship#while you say SO much about everyone ive ever loved or cared about- and say nothing about how youve hurt me- or they have or anyone has-#you werent apart of *most* of this if not any of some of it- like- the fuck is wrong with you??? that was my business and people you never#even fucking met you dickwad- you really just threw me under the bus entirely and for what?#well- ig for a new partner#god isnt it great having exe's who will gladly hurt me 2 high hell and talk about how horrible i am#truly i shouldnt let dominic anywhere near me the guys great and i do not want him 2 get worse as well#i know life's better without me and i wish i wasn't front stuck- the kids mean the damn world to me though and i wanna get better
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Me: I am an adult, and have made excellent strides in processing my prior Issues.
My brain: BITCH U THOUGHT
#the dragoon diaries#like oooooogh I Really have a problem with people liking me romantically huh#like immediately back into the Bad Time#idk why I'm like this but I am#it's not trauma based? I have no trauma around relationships#I just want to have a platonic life partner or date two people already in a romantic relationship so there's no romantic feelings for me#or some sort of structured kink where it's deep feelings but also professional business#so I don't IMMEDIATELY PANIC like a wild ass animal and become crazy and catastrophically emotional#LEG CAUGHT IN TRAP#mfw u want a relationship but when presented with options your immediate desire is to bury yourself in a hole instead#I can pine all I want and hold hands and kiss my friends but God Forbid someone have a crush on me#I will be reasonable for Two Weeks and then it turns out there's still snakes in my brain#anyway I have to do a therapy about it I guess#(work has a free short term therapy program for these very issues!)
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watching a playthrough of tgaa 2 and I think its very funny you open the game and immediately get flashbanged by lesbians, and then you finally reunite with the other protagonist and he's had sex with fucking sherlock holmes
#not actually but believe in a world where he did#so many times this damn game#about 90% of characters i think of the tumblr “he fucked that old man” post#spoilers#tgaa spoilers#but like. the girls were gonna have a date and called each other dashing and lovely#and ur like wow sickening sweet. but its time for the second case#and both of these dudes have dead ass partners so its Time for Business#and then sholmes ripped a button from ryunos shirt and its just. ok. ok.#so many middle aged babygirls i love tgaa#my silly words#also do not spoil past 2-1 this game is also fucking LONG
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got nothing to do for halloween AND i have to work. is it appropriate to end it all in this situation.
#i don't go to haunted houses and shit alone it's not as fun and my friends are all gonna be busy#kmsss#this is ass at least by next year i can actually date ig maybe I'll have a partner by then idk#honestly I'll probably have a different job that hopefully doesn't try to make me actively suicidal all the time.#or at least doesn't try so fucking hard#life will be better. I'll just keep saying it til it's true#life will be better
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drawing more furry fnaf art. yknow just to keep you posted. i love posting in the tags sorry these ones got away from me
#sammy is a brown bear (like freddy). his mom is white like funtime freddy#then crying child is blue (like bon bon. and to go with lizzies bonnet pink) (theyre not twins in my au but they definitely act like it. so#its like cute.) mrs. afton is blue violet (rockstar bonnie) bc i was running out of colors. i had already assigned her blue anyway.#max is black bc i seriously ran out of rabbit colors. or! no wait shadow bonnie. thats totally the inspo and not i had made his ears black#already. i think thats literally every rabbit color available. the afton family is pretty big. ig vanny. who would go with vanessa. obvi bu#shes not in my au. or at least not an afton. and therefore not a rabbit. if she was though shed be white.#and if you havent seen any previously drawn ones henry and william are yellow (obviously. they already have fursonas. theyre the reason#everyone else gets one. LOL) micheals purple like classic bonnie (who... is purple even if it was then retconned. hes purple. look at#withered bonnie. i hate ppl who say its just lighting. thats a lie by big blue bonnie. he was literally purple and then he changed his mind#like i said lizzie is pink like bonnet. and then charlie is black like lefty. because duhh.#DONT ask me about how this shit works okay. the rabbit dated the rabbit and the bear dated the bear. bc thats what happened. theres not#here. the bears got divorced. and the rabbits. the yellow rabbit and bear are fucking#no um. i like willry but i think if they were really fucking. i just think things would go differently. henry's gay in my au i dont think i#he actually had a man to fuck he'd manage to have children. its not who he is to me. will is bi but he obv thinks henry is some exception t#him being perfectly normal and straight. everyone wants to fuck their business partner. otherwise youd do it yourself#ig they can fuck after. i hate when people do these boring aus where henry and william never get married and william isnt a murderer and so#like what? theres nothing? just a couple of guys? if im looking for fics where theyre fucking im not looking for a fic where everything is#nice and clean. be serious. can we at least have some angst about it being the 70s or are you too much of a bitch for that too#anyway.....#simons spouting#simons fnaf au#OH also if anyone reads this whats the stance on this stupid idea i have where sammy pretends he has a thing for michael to annoy max. bc.#their parents had a thing for eachother. and sammy and max have a more familial relationship. and michael and charlie have a familial#relationship. but michael and sammy have barely met and do not at all. is it pushing it? i was thinking yknow from sammys perspective that'#'his sons' dad but! like you can fuck your sons dad. that's not weird. unless thats the way youre phrasing it i guess LOL. but i guess#michael would be like. thats 'my sisters' brother. and that is not someone you fuck*. BUT this isnt michaels perspective its sammy being#annoying. and from sammys perspective that is NOT his sister and there for NOT his sisters brother. *also im pretty sure this is subjective#if youre just friends. yknow. the ethics of sammy using this to bother max is not on the table because i think he deserves to be a#a bit of an ass. anyway LMAOO fkdglfg. let me know if youd like ive got anon asks on. please dont judge me for not knowing this.
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how to explain to someone you don’t trust the school councilor/ur not allowed to stay home for mental health days or whatever bc ur mom doesn’t belive in mental health
#😻😻😻#meow#i#i wanna like fucking end it all#lowkey#no#highkey#just like im done#there ain’t shit that making me happy rn#besides Eli and my partners#there’s nothing really#and like#they’re always busy#or they’ve been busy lately n I just gonna wanna seem like an ass and annoy them yk#whatever#ill just suck this shit up and like try n forget#it is what it is#i gotta stop being such a fucking baby abt shit
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#thinking about Marisom again#I just think like Ransom finally gets his own ship#and he goes through like 5 first officers in a year#they're all kiss ass brown nosers who never have any good input on what to do#because they're to busy trying to agree with him#and finally Ransoms like 'you know who WILL call me on my shit? Mariner. Mariner has never once had a problem telling me what for'#so he specifically requests her as a first officer#and she's like 'You're an idiot! Why would you want that?! Yeah no of course I'll do it.#btw you have to transfer all my friends to your ship too. I'm refuse to put up with you if I can't bitch to Brad about it over drinks later'#and like it takes them a year or so#but they really are a good team#Beckett is often the only person who can actually break through Jacks ego when that needs to happen#He's the only commander she's ever had who genuinely does believe in her ability to be a good officer#they just make each other better#and eventually they realize they want to be romantic partners not just work partners#idk idk#I just think it's cute ����🥺#(also very funny to me if they end up having kids and refer to their ship as their 'eldest child'/ 'problem child')
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I have so much beef with bars and venues that don't offer free water. Like bruh I'm already paying 13$ for the tiniest vodka cran the world has ever seen, I beg you let me have some lukewarm tap water so I don't die of dehydration
#one time my partner wanted to bring a water bottle inside a venue and got told no#which fair#i'm surprised he didn't know it's not a thing#but the lady kept saying well we can only sell you water cause it's the business#bruh your business is selling alcohol not water bottles 😭😭#like come on i'm already paying for drinks#what are you scared of? that people will see you have free water and choose not to get drunk?#its even worse considering how dehydrating alcohol is#and especially in a venue like everybody is sweating their asses off singing and dancing and moshing
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I dont wanna break up but i wanna break up ykmow ?…
#my partner has just straight up been ignoring me and…#lmao idk#they said they would be busy. so yeah. thats cool fine i guess. and then i checked their insta. ‘ this account is private ‘ l#like aint no fuckin way your ass just unfollowed me. brother i will unfollow you back#i deleted their name fro#m my bio#idk anymore man#relationship problems#having a partner is hard#well#maybe soon to be ex partner#who knows :/
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WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON NOW BECAUSE OF THE LATEST JLUD UPDATE?!?!! I MUST KNOW
1. whiny sad bitchy somno committed by j
2. au where j is a preacher who exclusively broadcasts his sermons online and lud is his choir boy (in a sense. it’s complicated. and horny)
3. jennlud thing where ninth grade lud impregnates his awful awful tutor
4. roommates au where j is immortal and lud likes to play pranks on him in which he kills him in a variety of creative ways, but j keeps taking a slower and slower time to heal from each incident and he’s getting increasingly worried about it. he won’t tell lud about this because he’s terrified that he’ll get bored with him
5. lobotomy au that i might finally finish after two years
6. secret hidden things that i cannot share with anyone yet
#GODDDD IM SO HAPPY IM INSPIRED TO WRITE THEM AGAIN :)c#i’ve been meaning to draw them so badly as Business Partners but i’ve been working my ass off all week and i’m so tired#also!! i have longer asks to answer and i will do that on my day off#bunnyaskz
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as im getting closer & closer to the day that i will officially leave my hometown & go live with my dad i am starting to understand my ocs more
#avani most notably rn. bc shes actually my age and leaves behind everyone and everything she knows#having to grow up the rest of the way in an entirely different situation#because even if the situation youve been in for all your teen years has sucked ass the entire time its still.#its familiar? like. yk. familiar suffering is better than the unknown#personal#ive lived in that house my entire life. ive been with my dad for long stretches of time (all of summer break for instance) and it was fine#i KNOW i cant stay there. my mom's partner has actually physically hurt me and theyre both awful to me#and i also know that the only reason why its been somewhat good there lately is because i rarely speak to them anymore#that is not a house to live in! and i fucking love my dad. my stepsiblings. my stepmom!!#and its not even just the fact that im moving. right. i could probably handle that were it not for me also finishing high school.#i got financial support as a student whos 18+ while i was in high school. now its.#i need to get an income. in a region i barely know. being both physically & mentally disabled.#but not so disabled that im *incapable* of work!! which the law here asks for!!#(or i am and i just dont realize it because ive been working past my limits for so long ive forgotten what they are el em ay oh)#also ill miss my cat so fucking much#i love my dad's cats but shes special man#i miss her rn actually but im going back for the last time in a few days so#i was like. tearing up bc of the anxiety but then i remembered my cat and now im actively trying not to cry loudly#bc its. yk. almost 6 am and its almost waking up time for everyone here except me because. my school ended last month#its bedtime for me actually but i couldnt sleep because i was too busy crying over the fact that i am never going to get that room back#i miss being a child#at least back then it wasnt that complicated! i didnt know i was being mistreated when i was 11!#all of this doesnt even matter that much im just really bad with transitions. which is ironic. im transgender#though granted ive put off getting on that list for that exact reason. im scared of transitioning#like the moment im comfortably settled here and have a job and/or disability benefits. all of this will just be embarrassing#something to look back on and laugh. and then cry because i still miss my cat.
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