leprosycock
leprosycock
one made-to-order sacrificial lamb
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leprosycock · 2 days ago
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HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰 HE IS RISEN INDEED
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leprosycock · 5 days ago
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why would he post this. what did this accomplish.
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leprosycock · 5 days ago
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i love when people will have a DNI of evil kinks and then the list is just nonstop back to back greatest hits
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leprosycock · 6 days ago
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leprosycock · 7 days ago
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leprosycock · 8 days ago
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I take one sensible edible on a thursday night and the grubhub doordash (sorry) Sheetz menu starts looking like that one bit from Annihilation (the book) (have not read it) (but I know about it)
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leprosycock · 8 days ago
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war is stupid i think all those army guys should just fuck each other in uniform
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leprosycock · 8 days ago
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i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk
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leprosycock · 12 days ago
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My dad just drunkenly told me that every man needs to “take a load” if they want to be spiritually complete and have an empathetic soul. Is he spitting facts?
scientific fact
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leprosycock · 17 days ago
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Your mother probably thinks you are a burden to the world and you should kill yourself and you know that
Sardine haul !!!!
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leprosycock · 20 days ago
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going to be thinking about twin peaks a lot for the next month
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leprosycock · 21 days ago
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SIKEEEEEEE APRIL FOOLS
THAT PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP WILL GET YOU LAID! KEEP FUCKING THAT OLD MAN!!!!!
had a really long talk with myself and i think i’m going to have to abandon rpf as a whole. i’ve only ever been miserable being invested in it. there’s no point in suffering needlessly for the sake of turning real people into fictional characters. i’m going to be focusing exclusively on books/shows/movies moving forward. i would recommend you unfollow me if you really feel that this something you wanted or needed from me because frankly i don’t need you in my life either, no matter how far removed.
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leprosycock · 21 days ago
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had a really long talk with myself and i think i’m going to have to abandon rpf as a whole. i’ve only ever been miserable being invested in it. there’s no point in suffering needlessly for the sake of turning real people into fictional characters. i’m going to be focusing exclusively on books/shows/movies moving forward. i would recommend you unfollow me if you really feel that this something you wanted or needed from me because frankly i don’t need you in my life either, no matter how far removed.
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leprosycock · 21 days ago
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did you guys hear that ryan’s dog Lego died
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leprosycock · 21 days ago
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i just had two squeezy applesauces and i’m feeling so fucked up right now dude you have no idea
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leprosycock · 22 days ago
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okay so this is maybe one of the worst updates in a while
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leprosycock · 23 days ago
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been writing excessively for the past couple of weeks and working a lot and therefore i haven’t really been online. i’m excited to share some upcoming stuff with all of you but it’ll take some time. love u guys very much <3333
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