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oh my god

finally watching dead ringers

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is this a safe space to say that i fucking hate sl*me and his grating voice and his black hole void where a personality should be and his stupid face and his STUPID egg shaped bald head. god i'm not even a fucking hater but it makes me ill to see him. sometimes when i see a yard clip i start trying to explode him with my mind.

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finally watching dead ringers

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plushie expletives:

holy stitches

oh my buttons

dear stuffing

what the fabric

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immortalizing 03/22/2025 as the day that somebody finally decided to kill sIime and put him out of his misery once and for all

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To commemorate the time honored tradition of father-son camping trips, theyve deemed age of consent laws void when within the woods

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I miss the ephebe lud profile picture

the rabbit with the checkered ears has my heart rn. i’ll go back to baby lud at some point but for right now it’s all about him

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random but have u ever seen the boondock saints? from what i know about ur taste in movies it seems lovably shitty enough for you to enjoy and it is The twincest codependency movie as well as The religious guilt movie. i like how the twins are ugly in a really sexy sweaty boston irish way and they have hot brothersex

loveeeeeee boondock saints and even as a young teenager i was convinced that the boys were fucking each other. unbelievably based and sweaty and disgusting and evil and awesome and it’s absolutely a 10/10 and i love it to death

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have you seen Yellowjackets? Wondering your thoughts on it

i watched the first season here and there and i just… felt underwhelmed by it. it has a cw network flavor to it that leaves a bad taste in my mouth. i will say that because i’m just not into yuri it takes a LOT to hook me with yuri-based programming and yj didn’t feel captivating enough to grab me unfortunately. i do hope that all of you are enjoying it and you have all my love and full support <3

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/61522588

Not sure if suggesting a Wayleska fix in 2025 is an offense punishable by lethal injection on this page but. Abusive incest, shota, religious undertones....

this had me really excited at first and then i noted the foot kink shit in the tags. anon. i’m disappointed in you.

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hi !!! big fan of ur jlud writing and have been for like 2 years now almost, one time you posted a playlist of songs for nicotine and i havent found the songs since!! is there anywhere i can find them !

here it is! <33 thank you so much! :D

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Is there more jlud in the future for us *shakes you like a magic 8 ball*

the only thing we know for sure is that the next house flipper tournament is supposed to be in late spring (probably may). but either way i think that there’s something in the air… i’ve seen more and more people reblogging and posting things about them……. i think this is because j is so active due to having to pay aids-related medical bills and his pavloved audience will suck him and his stupid cardigans and automatically want to yaoify him more. either way it makes me happy. there is something in the air. we just have to survive until something more concrete arises i believe

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Will you ever be indoctrinated enough into making a Turkey Tom fic

i’ve thought about this and i wanna say .. maybe. i’ve dreamed about writing nichoIas deorio and tom for ages and it’s possible that i will if i can ever uncover their irl vlogs. but i’m not sure. it’s hard to be into a ship that absolutely no one cares about. but we’ll see

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chai, what do you think separates a good fanfic from a great one? i've been trying to write more lately, but it's just missing that zing you get when you read something really evocative. do you have any tips?

some of my favorite fics that i’ve read throughout the years and often call back to are fics that have really good pacing on top of sharp, witty writing. if someone has a very clear voice when writing, a specific style of incredibly human prose that i can connect to, i’ll consider it above the pale. really good examples of human prose are adellyna’s faII out boy fics and goodoldfashioned’s redIettermedia fics. livejournal authors seemed to have a specific style of prose that tapped into both extremely realistic dialogue and prose that fell between blunt and breakneck and also pretty and delicate and intimate and i think this is because a lot of prose style in the early-mid 2000s was based around the rise of internet accessibility and the new and exciting way we could communicate with each other and find ourselves connected at all times in the midst of extreme sexualization yet simultaneous extreme prudishness and glitz and glamor and the rise of art film and the quiet and recent accessibility of contemporary art. i would say that you should just study writing that you, yourself, really love and try to replicate the beats that you recognize in it that really seem to scratch an itch. read REAL books—yes, i understand that fics being fics don’t make them less valid in terms of creative writing, but i am saying that someone who has the resources to edit and publish their own work might lend it more credence and professionalism and they’ll go through checks and balances to fix things like grammar and inconsistencies.

i would definitely recommend authors like dennis cooper, a.m. homes, and nick cutter for fic inspiration because they excel in terms of prose and both long and short form stories. great artists steal etc etc. i also really genuinely adore judy blume and she’s great for studying emotional and sexually-charged but also intimate and gentle prose. stephen crane and vasilina orlova are incredible poets that i use as a great source of romance and worldbuilding. use a blend of online writing that you love and real books. check out books that you know nothing about from the library. get random tomes from secondhand bookstores that intrigue you from a few sentences alone. explore everything around you!! art is everywhere!!!!

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Hey, are you into kratos x atreus in any way? i feel like you would love them

are those the guys from god of war? i’ve never played it and it’s not something i’m particularly interested in but i will say it’s very based to ship them and anyone who does it has a gentle sweet kiss from me upon their heads

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what do you think about the new invincible episode?

i LOVEEEDDDDD ITTTT i know that it was utterly maligned by critics but as a Comics Enjoyer it actually had way more of a buildup in the show than it did in the comics lmfao. in the comics it just fucking throws you into it and it feels like a confusing nightmare which is honestly pretty based but i think that show-exclusive watchers still got a better treatment. conquest did a lot of completely insane shit in the show that he NEVER did in the comics… like his monologue about whispering how lonely he is in mark’s ear and constructing a heart out of blood…… i ……… i genuinely don’t know what they meant by this but oh. my god. conquest was even hotter in the show and i think that jeffery dean morgan was completely responsible for injecting that much god alpha rapist energy into him. i loved it and as much as i liked rex in the end (hated him for most of the show, LOVED him in the comics) i’m not too sad about his death and i think it was for the best. idk i thought it was really awesome and i’m really fucking hype for the viltrumite war arc and for nolan to become the ultimate god of gooning

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hello can i get an opinion if cecil/mark has potential for grooming allegations in like a hot way

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES i have maintained this ever since the start of season two it has CRAZY potential and it’s such a sleeper hit. like. imagine getting betrayed by one of your closest friends and clients after years and years of living in cautious optimism that you have everything under control and it goes completely sideways and you have to deal with billions of dollars in damages and lives lost and an extremely loss of loyalty and patterns repeat on grander and grander scales… then you have the ultimate fallout, a boy who’s good at heart who has the potential to do just as much if not more damage if he’s groomed by some outsider force. so of course you have to keep him under your thumb and keep him from acting out. he’s suffering and aching from the loss of his daddy and he’ll take that male companionship, guardianship, and leadership from someone who knows him. and maybe it’s scummy, maybe it’s shitty, maybe it’s sick and twisted and wrong, but you’ll do anything you can to keep him in his gilded cage and if that means turning him into pavlov’s dog, so be it.

i think that mark would constantly compare cecil to nolan and yearn for more and what his dad once was and how he treated him with such love and tenderness and care, constantly talking about what a perfect specimen he was and how he was god’s given viltrumite, so on and so forth, and how mark tries desperately to chase that same intimacy, but he can’t get it. he tries to find it in his mother and his brother and cecil but he can’t find it, but at least the touch of a powerful man feels like something. there’s a lot to it and it has so many allegations and they are so good and so epic and i love them