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How do you make weirdo sicko friends? I want someone to fucked up fujo out with 🥲

all the fujos that i’m friends with irl are friends that i made over the internet at first. i just posted enough to attract the attention of lots of very based very cool friends that i became closer and closer with over time. just put yourself out there and engage with others and be friendly and talkative and open and people will interact back!! you just have to put in the effort and be sociable in circles that you want to attract attention from. i know it’s easier said than done, but. truly. you gotta. local conventions are also a good space to find fujos in so i would definitely recommend seeking those out too

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ugh. I think you pushed the shota button in my brain.

sorry for raping you. my bad

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chai pray tell how did you get started with/into flight attending and is it worth

i’m not a flight attendant… i just have friends who are. i suppose it depends on your perspective, if you love to travel and you’re not super married to your home it’s a really good idea and you can make pretty great money depending on the airline you work for. i would advise that you work for one that has a union

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you can’t watch too much superjail at once lest it become overindulgent. it’s so good that you have to significantly pace it out and only watch it during vacations or schizo meltdowns

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*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

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spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length

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i loooove when ppl act like speculating about celebrities sexuality/relationships publicly on tumblr.com is bad. he’s not reading your blog, baby.

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i honestly fear for the mortality of the haters rn because i’m eating tiramisu in first class while watching dirty dancing and i’m hammered from two drinks full of gin and mint and cinnamon. you couldn’t even imagine

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girl who fucking hates boston: oh my god i’m so excited to go to boston

girl who fucking hates los angeles: oh my god i’m so excited to go to los angeles

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Thinking about Jrma going to “get a drink” for 35 minutes 5 minutes after he zipped up Luds dress. What happened there

smacking his shit silly style and then crying his eyes out afterwards idk what else to tell you

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i love it when two adult men have a homoerotic teenage girl friendship and falling out

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girl who fucking hates los angeles: oh my god i’m so excited to go to los angeles

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sniffling with tears welling up in my eyes as i realize you’ve completely ignored my arrested development incest ask

if you guys think i’m ignoring asks entirely i’m almost never, ever doing that. i’ll let stuff sit in my askbox for a while until i can form a good answer to it or if i have quite a bit of time on my hands to go through them as i please. i’m also constantly working at my actual job or drawing or writing so i don’t think to comb through asks very often and things will tend to get buried, but i only ignore things when they’re genuinely horribly pointless or cruel or i have legitimately no idea what you’re talking about (i.e. the english is just very poor and i can’t decipher it or if you just type a bunch of symbols and numbers in place of a bunch of real words and i can’t figure out what it means). if i’m just not into something, i’ll say it. sometimes i answer asks right away but that’s not every day; i’ll just do it whenever i’m already on my phone or my ipad for whatever reason (like right now!). my vacation starts today though!! i’ll get around to answering a lot of things this week 🙇‍♀️

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it’s very distressing that i have to even say this but please don’t follow this blog if you are a map or support any of them or their talking points. i will block you. my work is not for you and i do not endorse you or anything that you have to say.

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ttwky #37 — skinned hides (pt. 4)

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Have you watched Blue Velvet? I can picture Jay as Frank Booth angrily ranting about PBR and shooting people

i fucking LOVEEEEE blue velvet it’s so so so good but frankly jay is too much of a pussy to be anywhere near frank booth’s level. still just as opinionated about alcohol, still just as abusive, still just as sexually deranged, still a boyfucker, still just as irresponsible and cruel with his son, still just as volatile, but jay could never bring himself to shoot anybody. he’s extremely bad at being republican

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have you seen lost highway

i haven’t yet but it’s up next along with wild at heart 🫡 very very excited!!!