animal form of communication is so much better. wdym I can growl and every animal knows to back the fuck off but with humans no doesn’t always mean no and you need a 3 paragraph explanation and STILL don’t back the fuck off ??
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ya'll who's up for group meowing
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“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them
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I think being a shapeshifter would fix me
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I feel personally wronged by the fact my body language is so limited. No pointy ears to flatten. No tail to wag. No hackles to raise. No sharp teeth to bare.
edit tumblr has misunderstood my post
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i cant stand working in an office i need to stretch like this
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hello mutuals i am sniffing u with my nose. it is cold and wet. sorry
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Weird young lady with a low husky voice and rings under her eyes hesitates for a statistically significant amount of time when faced with an "I'm a human" checkbox
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Nonhuman expressions of affection are great. Purring. Exposing weak points as a show of trust. Head bonks. Preening and chewing. Nuzzling. Biting. Intertwining tails. Feeding each other. Little chuffs, chatters, beeps and squeaks. Fluffing up of feathers, fur or other things. Dancing to impress. Cleaning their fur, scales, feathers or skin. Sharing body heat. Ears pointing toward those you care about to show your full attention is on them. Slow blinking.
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this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw
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alterhuman problems is confidently going “im definitely not a __!” and then watching that one movie or seeing that one different interpretation of said thing and then kicking yourself bc you are in fact that thing
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HALT! Sniff check!
*sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*
Stimky…..
PØRN BLOGS DNI DNR
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sounds pretty based to me
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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)
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