#꒰ v’s rambling ꒱

[vampstel]

The current influx of people wanting to be morally superior than most trying to engage in fandoms and denounce basic fandom activities has made the internet more insufferable I’m sorry

I know I made a post about this before but it just grinds my gears so much. If you hate basic fandom things, why the fuck are you interacting then? Go and participate in the media you love the ‘right way’ if you wanna show how good of a person you are. The last thing we need is to revert back to times when engaging in fandom culture got you harassed. That is far more worse than someone wanting your traumatized, dead scrimblo to have a happy ending. So just shut up please omg 😭

I swear people care more about fictional characters than real people. It’s horrifying.

[izzy-mccalla]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[noodles-and-tea]

Just some more thoughts on that jayvik dbh au

[humming-fly]

Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)

[mintaikk]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[lathez]

Skyrim Warhammers Tiered on Whackability

F-Tier: Dawnguard Rune, Orcish, Ebony

These are far too pointy and lack weight. Especially Dawnguard Rune. I enjoy the elegant cylindrical head, but it's giving aluminum. The Ebony Warhammer is actually quite ugly and inelegant, and the Orcish Warhammer has such a large mouth that it's no good for whacking at all. BAD.

D-Tier: Iron, Steel, Dwarven

Mhm, mhm, yes yes. Much more solid here, however, both steel and iron are still far too pointy. Dwarven is perfect for cudgeling, however, it unfortunately looks too small and lacks weight. 0/10 would not whack it.

C-Tier: Nordic, Daedric, Glass, Elven

A truly reprehensible level of pointy, however, these hammers clearly have some weight to them and can WHACK. I especially feel that the Elven Warhammer would be excellent for whacking.

B-Tier: Volendrung, Champion's Cudgel, Ancient Nord Warhammer

Volendrung could feasibly be S tier but they overdesigned it and made it fucking POINTY. Solid whack but NO POINTY.

Champion's Cudgel is pointy done correctly. Love the tenderizer. But not higher because I don't like the looks of that head weld.

Ancient Nord Warhammer is one solid whack, however I doubt its structural integrity, I do feel that the handle may snap.

A-Tier: Dragonbone

NOW THAT'S A SOLID WHACK. Idk why it has a little keychain holder but sure. Who tf is gonna run up on the guy with a dragon hip bone hammer? Structurally solid. Based. Nice quality welds. If you're using any hammer below this tier, kill yourself.

S-Tier: Stahlrim Warhammer

This is the SINGLE GREATEST WEAPON IN SKYRIM. THIS IS A GIANT PIECE OF ICE ROCK ATTACHED TO A HANDLE. WHACK. WHACK WHACK. WHACK WHACK. 10/10 WOULD FUCKING WHACK.

[some-pers0n]

There's two types of Will Wood fans, the ones who'll say that their favourite song is like BlackBoxWarrior, Suburbia Overture, or Against the Kitchen Floor, and the ones who'll say "yeah my favourite song is this unreleased track called 'Yoink of the Yukon's Public Admission of Going to Rehab' it was played live only once in 2015 here listen it's a banger" and they show you a 19 second 144p video recorded on a 3DS

[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[dejasquietplace]

vergil finds that he can rely on his other half for some things (like uncomfortable social situations)

[jazzyblusnowflake]

Has V and Uzi ever tried topping N instead of N and V topping Uzi?

Oh definitely :"3 he likes it~

N has his moments true- but he would do anything for his ladies, first and foremost uwu - ESP IF it gets him to receive any sort of pampering/ kisses/ praise/ etc as reward~ :p [not that he needs to they just shower him with it ksdkjsfks]

admittedly he really likes being bottomed by V because of several reasons- one of which being she knows him better and it really does feel nice having his decades-year-old crush praising him and giving him kisses and caresses/ etc-

But also being bottomed by Uzi feels like a communication of trust and bonding in such a more intimate way that makes him crave more- also its kinda funny when you consider a big machine-eating predator letting himself be completely in the hands of a shrimpy chaos gremlin of doom sfkjsdkjfk

Uzi supports him emotionally just as much as V and when they kinda sandwich him inbetween with kisses and caresses- he is just literally fluttering with love overdose and a heart eyed visor- [remember boi literally gets excited at the smallest things and yes by flutter i mean the dreaded wingboner ur welcome-]

[vampstel]

Dress To Impress community has shit taste in men ‘cause what do you mean you think a slimmed down, fit Santa Claus who looks like your average e-boy is hot?…

[randomminty]

Five billion octopath 2 scribbles i feel sick

[linatheweirdooo]

V's glasses: an analysis about how a single item tells a story.

The glasses are a symbol of the old V. The weak drone at the Elliot manor who was taken advantage of by the solver, who couldn't stand up for herself.

Seeing her glasses shattered by the solver seems like she lost that part of herself. It seemed like a loss, the start of her decent into insanity. But when N puts them on later in episode 5, she sees what she's doing, and for the first time tries to fight though the solver in her head.

Obviously, it still didn't work, and that was kind of the last we see of this V. After this, she got turned I a disassembly drone and starred to loose her mind over how weak she used to be and her obsession with proving she isn't that person anymore.

She spends the rest of the show trying to protect N, but too scared of telling him why, which buried her deeper into this hole she dug for herself and she unintentionally hurt the one she was trying to protect.

Things will never be the same again. But the next time she wears her glasses in episode 8, it's an important moment I don't think enough people talk about. The glasses are shattered, like her old self.

But she still wore them. Because she finally came to terms with the past. And when she wore the glasses, she was able to use the strength and weaknesses in both versions of herself.

She cares about the people she loves most, who are N and now, Uzi too. She'll do anything to protect them. The selflessness she had in the past comes back as her sacrifice, while her current day strength is able to stand up to the sentinels.

And because she's now come to terms with that fact. Now that she stopped hiding her past and is able to grow and change, when her glasses get shattered by the sentinels, she doesn't try to stop them. The past is in the past.

The glasses aren't her anymore, V is herself. V is the powerful and strong willed disassembly drone she is now, but she's also kind, and the people she loves are everything to her. The glasses no longer represent what V lost at the manor.

V has finally accepted herself, with all her strengths and weaknesses.

[frownyalfred]

I knew Batfleck was a hilarious bitch when mid-angsty showdown with Superman, he still cracked a smile when the Kryptonite gas bomb went off in Clark’s hand and depowered him. Bruce was so clearly amused that his bluff had worked and Clark would try to catch it just to show him he could. And then it worked and he pressed that advantage for the next twenty fucking minutes. His stupid little grin in that scene is so out of place but also so oddly fitting.

[lemonycranberries]

I SWEAR to god. if the writers made the main character in one of the (if not the) biggest tv shows of the last decade canonically gay, a character who already had an abusive father who left him, who struggles financially, and who was bullied and tormented for being gay his entire life, and THEN made him be kidnapped and spend a week alone in the alternate dimension of death and monsters, nearly die, get rescued just to vomit a whole demogorgon baby and be tormented by visions of the shadow monster for a year, be put under doctors who do nothing to help him, get possessed, continue noticing a connection with the upside down, get completely ignored and belittled by his friends, have his childhood best friend who he’s in love with say “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls!” in a fight which leaves him sad an angry to a point he destroys his only safe place and refuge believing his friends don’t care about him anymore, ignore his own feelings to help the group pretending everything’s ok, move to a different state away from his lifelong friends after everything is finally fixed, spend months on a painting to confess his love just to get treated like shit by the boy who he’s in love with/his childhood best friend, get ignored and made a third wheel by his best friend/crush and his sister to a point he feels completely miserable ON HIS BIRTHDAY which everyone forgot, see his sister be taken away while there isn’t any adult around to do anything, get his hopes up that his feelings might be reciprocated just to get them crushed again, sacrifice his own feelings portraying them as someone else’s to see his best friend and his sister be happy in their relationship (plus watching them - in his point of view - be happy together and his best friend say “i love you” a bunch of times right in front of him), AND see one of his friends in a coma and his hometown destroyed just to feel that vecna’s still alive. if they made that his storyline so he can get rejected or die in s5… they WILL be seeing me at their house demanding an explanation.

[stormypip7]

the *other* part! i felt the need to draw this one too, considering the events of the latest episode...

(for @cherrifire 's dtiys! again)

/also, small thing; you can see where i messed up a bit on grian's face (that's just the downside of using biros to draw with)