#“he is married”
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witchcraftandburialdirt · 2 years ago
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attraction meme ig
Inbox me a ‘ღ’ and Robin’ll rate you with the following:
Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months ago
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
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o0kawaii0o · 6 months ago
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Newlyweds 💕
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bananakeiky · 7 months ago
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Emotional boyfriend fiancé
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whoevenknowsdude · 10 months ago
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Percy: This seems dangerous.
Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—
Percy: I meant for the people
Grover: Oh.
Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it
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supernowa-art · 1 month ago
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she's so sick of him<3
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cidnangarlond · 4 months ago
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fuckrealityfictionisbetter · 4 months ago
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I love that the doctors choice in friends is brilliant, kind, will sacrifice themselves for the universe, compassionate to a fault, and his type in romantic partners is I carry a GUN and am INSANE and have committed untold WAR CRIMES
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thefrsers · 1 month ago
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#hes so dad coded
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kimikaami · 5 months ago
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The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
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bruciemilf · 5 months ago
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We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?
Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.
Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”
“What.”
“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”
“I already know how to do that :D”
“WHAT?”
“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”
Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.
“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”
“What.”
“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”
“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”
“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”
Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”
“Go away, Hal.”
“Yeah ok.”
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petite-madame · 4 months ago
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Three Times - (2024)
Three times Sherlock and John couldn't resist kissing in the London means of transportation.
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str1wberry7thyme · 8 days ago
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Ren turning to Martyn and asking him if they got married in third life when the bot quizzed them about it and Martyn saying “Well I did cut your head off” as if that’s their version of a wedding ceremony ohh god I hate them so much
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cloudcrimeart · 2 months ago
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dogwife
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moondustinfj · 5 months ago
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Regulus *running away from James* : I can't marry you YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME!!!
James *running after him* : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO NICE TO ME!!
James: I'LL BE LESS NICE!
Regulus: YOUR GIFTS ARE TOO SPECIFIC!
James: I'LL GET YOU A GIFT CARD??
Regulus: UGH!! *keeps sprinting away*
James *following him* : I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT TO NOT HURT YOU
Regulus *sobbing while running* : YOU'RE TOO EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE!
James: WE'LL WORK ON THAT IN THERAPY!
Regulus: NO! I CAN'T DO IT... MY BROTHER LIKES YOU TOO MUCH!
James: FINE I'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!
Regulus: NO! NO..YOU'RE...YOU'RE TOO IN LOVE WITH ME!!
James: SO ARE YOU!
Regulus *stops and turns to him* : WHAT??
James:
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO COMMITTED TO ME!
James: FINE WE CAN BE POLY!
Regulus: WHAT?!?!
James: I MEAN YOU. YOU CAN BE POLY!
Regulus:
Regulus: FINE! *starts running again*
James *out of breath* : babe..wait..
Regulus: ARE YOU NOT RUNNING AFTER ME-
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Sirius *smirking* : I'm gonna show this to their firstborn
Remus: Padfoot put the camera down-
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therulerofallpotatos · 2 months ago
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It's cool when Merthur fics go in depth on homophobia of the time plots but also if there is any medieval setting where you can have the King just decide to say "fuck social convention" and do what he wants its THE ONE WHO USED A ROUND TABLE FOR HIS KNIGHTS
We're pretty used to the concept by now but I dont think we always appreciate how batshit insane Arthur is. Or how crazy it is the amount of unthinkable stunts he gets away with. the magic was secondary to aurhurian legends when the real fantasy was a King who would and could radically change the system that kept the lower classes powerless and unseen
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