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attraction meme ig
Inbox me a ‘ღ’ and Robin’ll rate you with the following:
Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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Newlyweds 💕
#I'm a fraud - I'm planning on marrying alex this playthrough 💀#but he still cute tho!!1! orz#farmer got him the froggy slippers as wedding present#stardew valley#sdv#sdv sebastian#stardew sebastian#sdv fanart#o0kawaii0o
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Emotional boyfriend fiancé
#ratiorine#aventio#hsr aventurine#aventurine#dr ratio#hsr#honkai star rail#nana's art#sis im getting married??#ratio (autistic): oh fuck???#he got lots of smooches after (forever)
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Percy: This seems dangerous.
Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—
Percy: I meant for the people
Grover: Oh.
Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it
#homeboy is 24 and carting around the old married couple that is 12 year old percabeth#I love it when he gets badass#humans suck save the animals#I would die for him actually#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#grover underwood#Percy Jackson and the olympians
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she's so sick of him<3
#art#digital art#fanart#one piece#one piece fanart#comic#the stupidest thing i've ever drawn#but i thought it was funny so#sanji WOULD be more embarrassed to admit he wants to get gay married to zoro than admitting to reading p***#also pls tumblr don't flag this it's just a silly goof#zosan
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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here#1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl#4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there#because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110#6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean#yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest#and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo
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I love that the doctors choice in friends is brilliant, kind, will sacrifice themselves for the universe, compassionate to a fault, and his type in romantic partners is I carry a GUN and am INSANE and have committed untold WAR CRIMES
#the doctor#doctor who#good for him#the only reason he didn’t go off with lady Christina in planet of the dead is because he knew they’d get married#the rouge#river song
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#hes so dad coded
#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#911edit#8.05#bobby nash#bobbynashedit#gifs#mine#Bobby was in his element having a time with the kiddos#hes such a dorky dad vibes i love him#that's the man Athena married alsdkfjksdf#i need to see him having play dates with Jee Denny and Mara#like imagine the chaotic goodness it would ensue.....yeah I NEED it
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The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
#house md#hilson#no spoilers plssss#i didnt want to add this bc i couldnt word it in a way that was funny and also proves my point but#its worth mentioning that at the end of that ep#house has a moment where he tells cuddy that he wants to be more than friends#and the gay guy in that episode almost married a straight woman in order to deny his gayness#hmmmmm makes you think
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We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?
Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.
Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”
“What.”
“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”
“I already know how to do that :D”
“WHAT?”
“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”
Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.
“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”
“What.”
“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”
“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”
“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”
Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”
“Go away, Hal.”
“Yeah ok.”
#by far the worst is khoa#doesn’t even say anything. just pops up at the manor. looks at jason. ‘’ knew it had to happen someday.’’ and he’s like cool. son.#Bruce: khoa please get out of my house#khoa: fine. have fun explaining divorce to our kid#Bruce: we were never married#khoa: and whose fault is that#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#battinson#harvey dent#clark kent#superbat#batman#text#text post#batdad#jason todd#bruharvey
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Three Times - (2024)
Three times Sherlock and John couldn't resist kissing in the London means of transportation.
#johnlock#sherlock#benedict cumberbatch#martin freeman#john watson#bbc sherlock#myart#John has a wedding ring because he's married to Sherlock#And if you look carefully Sherlock has a wedding ring too ^^#I know that in fics it's usually 5 times but I'm too lazy to draw 5 drawings of people kissing
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Ren turning to Martyn and asking him if they got married in third life when the bot quizzed them about it and Martyn saying “Well I did cut your head off” as if that’s their version of a wedding ceremony ohh god I hate them so much
#and Scott saying that him and Jimmy never seriously got married….#…like he wasn’t devastated when he died and built an entire grave for his husband#like ok non chalant king#life series#treebark#they make me sick#wild life spoilers#wild life#wild life smp#flower husbands#smajor1995#scott smajor#dangthatsalongname#traffic life series#renwood#rendog#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#trafficblr#renchanting
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dogwife
#furry#furry art#furry nsft#marc#oc#my art#i love weddings...#he just married his husband <3 gonna get bred all night!!!!
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Regulus *running away from James* : I can't marry you YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME!!!
James *running after him* : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO NICE TO ME!!
James: I'LL BE LESS NICE!
Regulus: YOUR GIFTS ARE TOO SPECIFIC!
James: I'LL GET YOU A GIFT CARD??
Regulus: UGH!! *keeps sprinting away*
James *following him* : I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT TO NOT HURT YOU
Regulus *sobbing while running* : YOU'RE TOO EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE!
James: WE'LL WORK ON THAT IN THERAPY!
Regulus: NO! I CAN'T DO IT... MY BROTHER LIKES YOU TOO MUCH!
James: FINE I'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!
Regulus: NO! NO..YOU'RE...YOU'RE TOO IN LOVE WITH ME!!
James: SO ARE YOU!
Regulus *stops and turns to him* : WHAT??
James:
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO COMMITTED TO ME!
James: FINE WE CAN BE POLY!
Regulus: WHAT?!?!
James: I MEAN YOU. YOU CAN BE POLY!
Regulus:
Regulus: FINE! *starts running again*
James *out of breath* : babe..wait..
Regulus: ARE YOU NOT RUNNING AFTER ME-
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Sirius *smirking* : I'm gonna show this to their firstborn
Remus: Padfoot put the camera down-
#ofc they got married at the end. he just got a little nervous#based on that improv meme#marauders#jegulus#starchaser#james potter#regulus black#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#the marauders#the marauders era#marauders era#marauders memes#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes
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It's cool when Merthur fics go in depth on homophobia of the time plots but also if there is any medieval setting where you can have the King just decide to say "fuck social convention" and do what he wants its THE ONE WHO USED A ROUND TABLE FOR HIS KNIGHTS
We're pretty used to the concept by now but I dont think we always appreciate how batshit insane Arthur is. Or how crazy it is the amount of unthinkable stunts he gets away with. the magic was secondary to aurhurian legends when the real fantasy was a King who would and could radically change the system that kept the lower classes powerless and unseen
#if i heard an ancient tale of Arthur marrying Lancelot id believe it because Arthur is that bitch#he doesnt give a fuck#arthur pendragon#arthurian legend#merthur#merlin
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