#ratio (autistic): oh fuck???

[bananakeiky]

Emotional boyfriend fiancé

[someverygaymoth]

I love all of my moots, I would make them soup.

[alyakthedorklord]

Chiroptophobia: the Fear of Bats.

Bruce Wayne is Scared of Bats. This is a Canon Fact.

In a difference from canon, Batman pretends to actually BE a bat man.

(Again, “Loading and Aspect Ratio” by JUBE514 situation with fake wings. Please go read it I love it so much.)

Bruce turns himself into a physical manifestation of his personal worst nightmares, and sets out to be a street cryptid. People see him flinching from bright lights and loud noises (he hasn’t slept in three days and he really hates guns) twitching weirdly (testing his wings function/stimming) not fully understanding human social niceties (you cannot tell me this man isn't Autistic) and, duh, wings, and go ah yes this being is Inhuman.

However, people KNOW Brucie Wayne™ is petrified of bats. There was an incident at a party when one flew through a window, another at a zoo, there was this one time Manbat showed up and he practically teleported away. No one saw him for a whole month, even after Batman had captured Manbat. (He got injured in the fight.)

By extension, this means that Bruce Wayne is afraid of Batman. Just- absolutely terrified of him. No ones seen them in the same place. Ever. Bruce Wayne actually publicly refuses to even believe in the cryptid for YEARS past when he's already been proven to exist.

When the Justice League gets called in to protect Bruce and his smattering of children from some plot (batman conspicuously absent, despite Gotham being his territory) Bruce straight up tells the league that he doesn’t believe in Batman, and he feels much safer with “real heroes” rather than “a urban legend spawned from overdramatic furries and gang wars.”

The justice league is, obviously, confused.

Certified little shits Dick, Jason, and Tim, (because we’re going with JUBE514’s canon and jason doesn’t die they’re all brothers f off-)

ANYWAYS: Certified Little Shits Dick, Jason, and Tim, ready for chaos/solidifying secret identities: “Don’t worry! We believe in batman! We saw him!” :D

They then proceed to tell the justice league that Bruce HAS met Batman, but he has a phobia of bats, so when Batman saved them at a gala Bruce screamed so loud and shrill he threw off the bat-hearing and then punched batman in the face so hard he knocked him out cold, grabbed then-baby Jason and ran. (Nightwing and the second Robin had to HEROICALLY rescue a dazed Batman, Dick saw it with his own eyes!)

Bruce was so scared of the bat coming to take revenge that he jumped at every shadow for a whole month. Why, Jason, (who was younger then) had slept in Bruce's bed to keep him safe! (Dick is crooning about his cute little brother. Jason, who is hitting his growth spurt and not a little kid anymore, is infinitely embarrassed.) Right now, Brucie has settled into firmly denying Batman’s entire existence so that he can sleep soundly at night.

“Why is he so scared of bats?” The Justice League is wondering. Oh, they are so glad they asked!

“Alfred told us a story once,” Dick says, eyes wide and innocent as he prepares to lie through his fucking teeth, “that when Bruce was little, really little, he got trapped in a cave filled with bats, and his dad had to come rescue him. Apparently, Little Bruce had been crying about a massive bat, even bigger than he was, with glowing red eyes and human hands and (gasp) wait oh my goodness gracious what if that was the BATMAN :0”

“The baby batman.” Jadon adds.

“Batboy?” Tim wonders.

“Alfred, do you think Bruce met Batman when they were little?” Dick asks.

“I believe,” Alfred “the greatest enabler” Pennyworth hums, offering fresh baked scones to thier gleeful audience, “that Master Bruce referred to what he saw as ‘the bat king’ and reported seeing him outside his window several times over the years.”

“Maybe it really was him! Will you ask Batman for us?” Tim asks, already planning to hack the watchtower cameras and set up some popcorn with his brothers.

The Justice League, who have learned more about the Batman in one conversation than they have over MANY years of working together, tell the Wayne children that it will be their Genuine Pleasure to quiz batman on his interactions with BRUCIE WAYNE who has, apparently, laid batman out cold with one punch.

Alfred adds on that he personally thinks the Batman is being rather courteous to Master Bruce, as “bat king” sightings were after “difficult times” and he doesn’t come near the manor otherwise, as robin had been the one to return some family heirlooms that one time they were stolen. He calls the batman and his robins “polite young gentlemen” and then leaves.

But now the gears are turning in the justice leagues heads. Batman? Courteous? Polite? Batman is not Courteous or Polite. Not unless something else is going on.

Now. From their point of view. Batman lives in the cave systems under the richest houses in Gotham, Phantom of the Opera style, hiding his meta form (because this batman is playing cryptid really well. Maybe he was a mutant baby of some Rich Gothamites, who threw him into the caves in shame!) He’s been watching Bruce Wayne, likely as he struggled with the highly reported on demise of his parents, seeing the effects that crime had on the boy that fell into his cave all those years ago. Batman has always been so protective of children, so hateful of guns, obviously the Wayne tragedy is part of what motivates him. He loves Gotham dearly, territorial of it to the point of keeping other heroes out, and yet he breaks that rule here, for Gotham's prince, solely for Bruce’s comfort.

Bruce, another person who obviously loves the city of Gotham just as much, putting millions into charity and relief efforts. Who is clearly very protective of his children, even if he usually has no spine, to the point of attacking his greatest fear to keep then safe, and good enough to land a hit, even. (Bruce Wayne is also considerably attractive.)

Its all so clear to the Justice League: Batman is madly in love with Bruce Wayne. Has been for years. To the point of watching him sleep, on occasion. How very tragic! Batman, in love with someone he can never be with! Not only would it paint a massive target on Bruce’s back if they ever did get together- there’s no questioning what Gotham villains would do if they discovered this, (and denying himself love out of an attempt to keep others safe is EXACTLY the kind of self-sacrificing nonsense Batman would pull) But Batman can’t even truly see the man he’s in love with without Brucie running away in terror! Well, the poor guy… how sad…

This conclusion can be supported by the following evidence-

Batman being the one to catch the guy who put the hit out on Bruce. He sent them to babysit/make sure Bruce was safe while dealt with the actual threat. (Bruce had a suspiciously long bathroom break/a nap)

Batman’s first appearance being right after Bruce Wayne returned to Gotham. Was the bat following him to protect him in those missing years? Or maybe he decided to clean up the city now that his beloved had returned?

Batman always being seen near where Bruce is. He’s never once been at the watchtower when Bruce has a public appearance- he must be watching over him, a silent guardian in case someone gets it in their head to kidnap Gotham’s Prince.

Batman insisting that Bruce is innocent in a corporate scheme, despite evidence to the contrary. (Hes right in the end, of course, but they’ve never seen him ignore evidence so clear.)

Batman casually referencing Wayne Tech/Foundation inner workings- he keeps an eye on them, of course. (If he can’t be close to the object of his affections, the league reasons, of course he’d make sure that Bruce’s company and projects are on the right track)

Nightwing, when asked, confirms the Bruce Punching Batman story. He says “honestly I think B was impressed! Caught him off guard!” (Since when does Batman lower his guard? Only when he’d be… distracted, perhaps…)

Superman saves Bruce, who thanks him with a kiss on the cheek. Later, justice league was teasing Clark, batman huffs and leaves the room. He’s CLEARLY jealous! Superman feels just awful!

Batman inexplicably knowing social dances/high society manners- he must have learned by watching (stalking) bruce! He can navigate high profile talk if he wants to, he just doesn’t want to most of the time. but if the situation calls for it he can talk like the Richest of Pricks in a way that only comes with observation.

Batman bristling when some of the league members start making Comments on Brucie Wayne’s Physical Attributes. (Jealousy? Defensiveness? Perhaps… embarrassment at GL’s detailed explanation on what he’d do with a chance in bed with Brucie.)

Batman absolutely freezing up when confronted with any of the above evidence. (He’s trying SO HARD not to laugh/go tell his kids)

Dick/Jason being big enough to wear the Bat-wings rather than thier own and be convincing- they save Bruce, though the man passes out (from fear? Blood loss from an injury? Perhaps- he is faking) and Dick/Jason, either out of genuine concern for their dad or general “how can i stir the pot” chaos, gently strokes his hair away from his face in an act of compassion that the cameras just so happen to catch. (There’s a few tears shed in the justice league- poor batman! He can’t be with his love!)

The robins (in both identities) telling the justice league that they've seen batman watching him.

“oh yeah he does background checks on aaaaaall bruces conquests. Had a conniption when brucie found a mafia boss that one time.”

“And when he found out Bruce and Two-face had a fling!”

(The league notes that often, if a criminal gets too close to Brucie, they’re put away not long after. B is usually collecting evidence in his civilian ID. But it looks like angry Batman wanted them to get the hell away from his mans.)

The Justice League is swooning over this tragic, forbidden love story. Batman is a little creepy but hey. He apparently grew up in a cave system. Its a wonder he's as well adjusted as he is. Batman has their sympathy, he seems less unflappable/untouchable, they’re a little more understanding with him now. Superman is all too happy to be a rebound, if needed. There are magic users offering glamour spells. Green Lantern is making exposure therapy innuendos.

The robins can’t believe how lucky they got. They’re def grounded but B can’t be too mad bc his secret identity is FUKIN SET.

Alfred is rather proud of Batman's new nickname in the league being “the bat king” and keeps sending batman along with cookies. The league thinks Batman is checking up on bruce with his butler. Its a mess.

Eventually, Batman loses a bet to one of his kids. Committing to the Bit with an exasperated sigh (he’s definitely not having fun, shut up jason.)

He admits to his crush.

[hoverboards-and-dragons]

Having some fun with angel Lucifer, love this creature

One hell of a sexual awakening after having to live in perfect sunny vanilla garden.

I don't think they were a love at first sight, they had to learn too many things about each other and themselves first (and if I have to watch Lucifer fall in love with a couple months old woman via creeping on her through the bushes one more time I'm going to blow; I honestly do find the age and power gap one of the most interesting things about them but boy do people not realize that's what they're writing sometimes) however, Lilith was lusting, sexualizing that angel before she knew his name.

I prefer him real headstrong and secure in himself, a full leader of Heaven, just to really emphasize what the fall took from him.

He wasn't afraid of the things everyone else was, it made him an outcast, but it made him important. They called him a reckless danger and he'd roll his eyes and do it anyway, someone had to.

Then that big terrible consequence that always warned about came to be, and that feeling of safety was ripped from him. He was never convinced he was in the wrong, not really, they didn't need too, he was just too scared to be hurt again for it to matter.

its also a very autistic experience, ignoring social cues to his heart's content until he gets burned and switches to being hyper paranoid of them at all times.

He is a Weird Little Girl to me <3. Obsessed with the parts usually glossed over, he will explain duck cannibalism with all his love. No, sorry he didn't make the stars, that was he sibling, but he did handle the fucked up intersection of super massive Gravity and Time! if you wanna hear about that? Oh, or the poison clouds on Venus that give it its colour?

(dichotomy with Michael having extremely boring/tedious interests, he's the one mathematician making the sad face when you don't wanna hear about the weight ratios of water pumping between the Heaven rings due to the varying air pressure, the Autism Brothers)

[arrestedforhomestuckcrimes]

what do you have in mind? 👀 you said in your tags, what if vox is right? I’d like to know if you can expand on that thought 👀

WHAAAAAA

Okay so. Full Disclosure TM. A good portion of this thought is the simple fact that I have a Wonderful Alastor who I roleplay with, who writes an Incredibly touch-adverse autistic Alastor to my Vox. I probably wouldn't have jumped quite so quickly to "Oh Vox is Correct Alastor is absolutely gritting his teeth and bearing it" entirely on my own.

If I legitimately enjoyed RadioApple that would probably also lead me to focusing more on simply jealous Vox, but were we are

A N Y W A Y

Going off of That Comic, Vox who's incredibly focused on Alastor, who knows Every little detail about him, Who Knows what Alastor is like in a relationship and aches over the fact it's not him at Alastor's side anymore. He hates him, it's definitely hatred, loathing, nothing else.

It's an event for Overlords, traditionally. Something that's been going on for as long as there have been kings to rule over the masses. Just being in charge isn't anywhere near enough, you have to _show_ how much better you are than the common folk. Any overlord worth their salt is in attendance, even those who only have a measly five souls to their name will do everything they can to show up. To rub elbows with their betters and make connections.

Of course, it's power that allows you into the event. Nothing more, nothing less.

There's more hellborn in attendance than Vox is used to. The doors aren't closed to them, but the ratio is... Off. Nothing he can't handle of course, and he's smiling, charming, coaxing, figuring out the lay of the land so he can decide who to make offers to. Who might want a career in film, or bring his tech down to their rings. Two pixelated lines of red drip from his lips at the idea of getting his claws into one of the tech moguls from Envy, the things they could do together, the things they could be... He barely notices when the door opens to let in another pair of demons, until the shock and amazement ripples out from the entrance. When he turns, he fully expects to see Velvette showing up fifteen minutes late and making a scene to get all eyes on her. He doesn't expect the king of hell, and he really doesn't expect to see Alastor there.

Vox doesn't know about the tension between Alastor and Lucifer. All he sees, at first, is Alastor rubbing in his connections with royalty in his face. He sees Alastor and instantly believes he's showing off just how untouchable he is, how powerful he is. The first time Vox has gotten to actually lay eyes on him in seven years and here Alastor is, practically arm in arm with someone else, not even bothering to look him in the eye, like he's nothing? Fine, fine! Fuck him. He doesn't need Alastor, he's never needed Alastor, he's made it this far without him. Sure, Lucifer is powerful, but more sinners know him at a glance than some recluse who's been locked in an ivory tower the past few centuries.

Vox is definitely not seething as he watches the two of them make their way through the crowd, mingling. And if he tightens his grip on the delicate glass in his hand too much, if it shatters in his grip into shards of glass and ice and bourbon, well, that's a simple calibration error after his last update. He's not pissed. He certainly isn't jealous. What even is there to be jealous of? A scrawny, almost skeletal deer who even here can't bother to put on a suit that isn't tattered at the edges? Please. He's only paying close attention to the pair because he knows Alastor has to be up to something. Nothing else. It takes a while for his frustration to- Not fade, but at least become constant enough he can tune it out. Can focus on more than just that. The cameras scattered throughout the atrium people have gathered in don't get a good look at the pair, but when there's few enough people between them Vox can get a good look at Alastor? He can see a smile that's tight. Eyes that are fixed open.

Alastor can be an incredibly touchy person when it's his choice, and there's plenty of alcohol around for him to loosen up. But his hands are staying fixed at his sides, not even holding his microphone- Where is his microphone? His ears are upright, but it's not the idly twitching, perked act Vox is used to seeing. They're stiff. Primed.

Lucifer keeps Alastor with him as he goes to talk to one group of hellborn or another, chatting like they're old friends, ignoring the sinners around them entirely. But it's not until that dark hand settles on the small of Alastor's back that Vox stiffens like he's just been electrocuted, eyes narrowing as his entire world zeroes in on that idle little touch. So casual you would think it belongs there, settled on Alastor like it's nothing, only a breath away from the tail hidden beneath his coat. Ink black staining blood red, thumb rubbing idle circles, and Vox, after years of knowing the man, can see the tension in Alastor's shoulderblades. How his smile has become tight lipped, and this man who has never shut up for a full five minutes in his afterlife is standing silent, spoken over by this sin and the demons-

"Hey." Valentino's touch is light on his shoulder, the lightest trace of a claw to catch his attention. The "You okay?" is light, casual, not breaking the peace of the evening, not drawing attention to what has the potential to be a moment of weakness. Vox should lean into it. He should wash his hands of the whole affair. Alastor isn't his problem anymore, he made that much all too clear when he vanished without a fucking word-

"He would never let anyone touch him like that," is what Vox says instead. Not here, not in public. Not so casually, like Lucifer had the right to do as he pleased. If his touch was a constant now, guiding Alastor from one set of giggling goetia to a sultry set of succubi, then what was it like elsewhere? Eventually Vox manages to tear his gaze up to Valentino's own, voice low as he replies "I think... The king has him trapped."

[hvcrver]

i think cheese has rubbed off his "wanting to see prideful men get cucked"-ness onto me, because ratio being </3 at darling yap yap yapping at aventurine (i would in fact yap yap yap at aventurine if he gave me two seconds to ramble) is extremely hilarious

DOUBLY funny if darling is yap yap yapping at aventurine bc ratio nitpicked too much at what they were saying and they just went :/

ratio the moment he hears darling's name leave aventurine's mouth (he's heard enough yapping)

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? ((C*nt of the month edition) trying not to get banned)

Hi Matt! Since I know comedians these days love googling themselves and finding things about them that piss them off so they can whinge on stage about it, I have something to show you. Here's a list of people in history with disabilities who made more of an impact on the world than you could possibly imagine;

1: Michael Bisping, professional MMA fighter, had multiple fights at the highest level on the trot with an impressive win ratio with a missing eye, unbeknownst to anyone but him (would love to see you make fun of him)

2: Albert Einstein, most famed and celebrated professor of the 20th century, was on the autistic spectrum. Gave more to the world in a year than you did in your life.

3: Tim Burton, among the most famous directors, producers and animators in history, revolutionizing goth culture in his long career, is also autistic. He put in far more work than standing on stage and being a dick.

4: Stephen Hawking. Even an idiot like you knows this one. I'll leave it at that.

5: Hellen Keller, was literally deaf and blind for most of her life and was still a famous author. So whats your excuse for writing such shit, tasteless jokes?

6: Zack Gottsagen, an actor with down syndrome, became the first actor with down syndrome to present an Oscar.

7: Stevie Wonder. I imagine even he could see how utterly insufferable modern comedians are.

Nooooow then, lemme guess, "yOu'Re jUsT a PiSsEd oFf TrAnS pErSoN gEtTiNg OFfEnDeD" lemme tell everyone something about myself.

I'm not trans.

I'm straight.

I have no physical disabilities whatsoever.

I actually don't get along with a lot of lgbt people because they're, guess what, PEOPLE, very few of whom I get along with anyway. Its never once been to do with their identities or rights, but purely because, as is the case with every demographic, most of the ones I've met are pricks.

"BuT ThEy GEt OFfEnDeD-" yes, when you deliberately scroll twitter looking for offended lgbt people, you tend to stumble across them. Wouldn't ya know it?

Anyways. Comedy is dog shit. Getting up on stage and deliberately being edgy because you've lived no sort of life away from people who you know you'll offend is not talent. Its something a 14 year old with an inferiority complex would do. Thanks for being another nail in the coffin of actual, watchable comedy.

Oh yeah, and if you want an example on how to actually joke about domestic violence, cross-reference the name "Wilbur" on my blog. See, its funny when you're making fun of the abuser and the fact that they do these things, but not when you mock a victim and make fun of them for having these things happen to them. Never once do I mention his victims, its purely making fun of him and the sheer absurdity of his behavior in the scope of who he is. And we're on Tumblr, literally the symbol of people getting offended, and never once have I gotten backlash for those jokes, so you, as a man with a Netflix special, have no excuse for such lacking creativity.

One last thing, for my readers... anyone wanna bet some petty cash that a woman or three from his past are gonna come out with a few tasty bits of drama about ol' Matty boy, if you know what I mean?

[sol-consort]

How's Cyberpunk 2077 holding up for you choom?

Blue hair, pronouns, and getting hate crimed at the border. Life truly couldn't get better than this

Also I fucking adore him

Also do you see this man right here? I'll rip the galaxies to shreds, flood the deserts, and boil the seas if even a single hair on his cute head is touched.

At first I was like oh my god he trying to hit, but no! He introduced me to his mom and holy shit he's like a brother from another mother but this another mother became my sorta mother and she looked so proud when I finally moved out god.

I picked a nomad, trying to do a stealth/sniper build. So far, playing V as an assassin who can't lie to save their ass, ironically. Very autistic, brutally honest, but also sweetly genuine. Picked every single reflex option that's ever popped up.

In that history pamphlet, they said nomads came from farmers who became roamers after the destruction of their farms.

And while their descendents don't know shit about farming, the way they're raised certainly embodied a lot of the traits of people who are taught to value family, integrity,and hard work. So V is less of a cool badass assassin and more of a beaten down truck, rusty barrel, and very out of touch with the city people kinda deal. Lowkey inspired by TF2 sniper?

And blue hair because... yes. It was that or the pink one. I wanted to go all natural brown since that's a common trend in characters I maken, but I decided nah last second. It's a cyberpunk world! So i cyberpunked all over the place.

I almost picked the 4 pupils' eyes. Those were so cool. Wanted to do like a "two-headed calf that wasn't properly put down " type of theme with them.

But the blue hair is just ??? so vivid and beautiful?? I genuinely stare at it in awe ingame. I love it so much. The gold because I love gold accent, and it meshes well with the blue. The black eyelashes because I wanted them to lowkey look like tendrils sprouting from the pitch black sclera eyes.

It runs well on the steamdeck, 30fps tho, which i don't care much about. I spent some time adjusting the trackpad into a semi-functioning mouse since aiming with the joystick was hard.

Oh and I started on hard difficulty because, yes. Leveling Cool and Reflex so far to have that tasty golden crit ratio.

You know, watching the anime first actually helped a ton into comprehending the world building. I wouldn't have the slightest clue who Arasaka were, or just what a lot of phrases meant. Like I don't feel lost or overwhelmed by the world at all because I understand the stakes! I recognise names and places even. I understand tech-heavy lingo even.

I enjoy the writing and dialogue, I'm still getting used to the quick time conversation options, which I usually hate but for some reason don't seem to mind much in this game.

It's really immersive and the quick time options help sell that real world feeling. I might even disable a lot of the HUD and tags just to enhance the experience.

[rockintapper]

i say stuff about rh characters part 2two

becuase. teehee

the fir1st one, the t3hird one

rhds tiem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!readmore jumpscare

yuka: wair i already d

that frog doll from the tutorial: I give!

note: the jumperrrr

widget: oh its you. yknow your older brother /gn akai mono likes to piss people off sometimes /silly

conductor: jj rpcker questions why you dont move and im glad i can answer her with "he does in megamix"

chorus kids: hi elleon the screaming screamers. theyre ltierally so sikly. but Watch Out

robots (fillbots): the snall one reminds me of coxmo. yall know cozmo? the lil guy and he had cubs that he plays with. and you cn like. and he. cost 200 dolar. the snall rovoNow i feel nostalgic

pop singer (erina): shhehehjdubdmyedrjguexrguderjugdexkvguuggxrwguvvjgkzhdvjgwxd

monkey (fan club): boy stop staring at me your judgemental ass lyour fuckin We're the best fanclSHUT yo stupid ass up fuckin banana lookin headasss i suppose you should jump off a cli

paddler: scare the shit out of me /half sily

blastronaut and shoot-'em-up radio lady: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

inturders: l + ratio + get blasted

captain blue bird: when i heard this lil shit go "STRETCH OUT YOUR NECK" the firsttime i was like WA IT THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHIGNG,,, WHHWHAHAYTFAFYA

the blue birds: ok actually. the enitre minigame takes me all the way back to the we are number one rh remix imm so df. s SADDACGFHEVVHG /POS

moai kids: doo-womp womp

moai bird: wait i though you were called seagullx

love lizards: Wonderful cnaracters, HHHHHHORIBBLE minigame. that is all. unles you uh. i mean. listen. leans c,oser to you. what if you flicked for each shake.

stomp farI HHEHDHHHHHJBJFXHEHBSDXJHB. GRABS HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM IT WAS OOONNNEEE MOOOOOOLLLEEEEEEEE OOOOONENEEEEEE MOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEE

oh god the vegetables again: ok!

moles: pats your head. i know. hes very mean to you guys. i mean. like. i misse dlike One of oyu and stomp farmer gave me A GOD FORSAKEN ok. i know its not his fault its the games. judgement system. but the way he

tj snapper: me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

tj snapper's girlfriend: me and the goofy guy i pulled by being autistic

the dazzles: stop staring at me im trting my best,,

munchy monk: i call him munchy in my head. he smiles SOOO WIDE in the battle of the bands audience hes so goofy i lov

dj yellow: SCRATCHO

dj blue: i. the lips. the lips. what have the done to you. its gonna be okay. i sure as hell am not drawing you with those big ass lips. hily s

taiko rally squad: DON DOKODOKODON DOKODOKODON kinda unfair how in the try again and ok screens this guy Loses. but in the superb screen BOTH SIDES WIN. PARTICIPATION TROPHY-ASS SHIT

research scientists of love lab: bi4bi. and if youre willing, bi4bi4bi.

the three synchrettes: alley-oop!

dolphins: oh cool dolphins :)

ecto: omg hiiiii helloo litle guyyy i wuv youuu ^_^ kises your snall tiny forehead

booboo: FUCK you FUCK you FUCK you FU

spooky: honestly? i fw him

dog ninja: i wanna cook soup wjf youbyoure soawesome and cool and i lpve you hii doggyyy hi dogy. dohyynkkgunnbuyrctib

mister eagle: thanks for telling me to cut the fruits. i was gonna do that anyway but like. shoutout to you man. props

the frogettes: jj rocker really likes you huh. cant get enough young love rock and roll even

space kicker: hi radar AAGHHHH THE SPACE!!! KI IEKR AAHH ITS HIM INAHIUIBSSYSBIYFIBYDS /VPOS

stepswitcher: love these thangs. i have several of my own thangs. the one i (mc) adore most is the purple thang. his name is mo

JJ ROCLEKEKRKMJ &*;*;&;&$-$×<;^<^<^$ UBGDEBGSCXUGBUSDXGBBHG my eif ei lvoe her so so sp sososososoos muuch foreverrr aheehee giggle. kicks my feet twirls my hair. i think i hauve covid

STUDENT ROKCKONOUCRFUIBCFEJHBGCERBGUSXD MY CHILD HE HAS EVERY DISEASE

airboarder: yeeeeaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LETS GO

seals: wait. whatd you do with the dolphins. where are they. say somethign . Where are thr DOLPH

smiling coin: do i know you

thr cnaract3rs from tunnel the endless game: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i gues. but like. do you really ned a cowbell to keep driving? i mean. just record yourself playing a cowbell and like play it on the radio. just do that. why am i holding a cowbell anc playing the cowbel for YOU. do it yourselfIs she even listening to. m

glass tappers: ths Glass Tappers J SWEWR EVERY TIME I READ THR WORD "TAPPERS"

the thing from rhythmove dungeon: youre. okay. i guess. i only played your endless game once. uh it 's fine. i mean.

clodhopper pickens: youre so full of glee,, id be happy too if my business card made music,,

slot monster: tjen scdrunkly. scdunkyl. scrunkly. sc

octo-pop: WAHAHHA THE. MSUIC SO FAST

beat machine: i barely messed around with this one. it's fine . wish the crowd wasnt so judgemental thogu

beatbag I dont know this one

kappa dj: ive seen you on davidmismol thumbnails and thats basically it lel

okaye wow owwowow owowowo WOWWOWWOW

[koifishanonymous]

IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. so hsr is a rpg scifi fantasy gacha game (like gambling but you win pretty pngs lmao) practically and the game mechanics are pretty simple, so even someone like me who is notoriously bad at videogames can have a great time!

it has a turn based fighting system, which is love because i’m bad at real time combat lmao and essentially it’s the story of this trailblazer who has basically and a bomb that could explode at anytime inside them, theyre created by this group called the stellaron hunters and dropped off on the herta space station. basically you end up joining the astral express, a group of people who go around on a space train to help people around the universe (hence the star rail)

the game only came out last year like i said so it’s really not too hard to catch up! i started playing in december and finished around early march, there’s only three major arcs out (3rd is ongoing) but tons of companion missions (that i am neglecting)

mostly i really only play for the lore and cool character designs and mechanics, i’m not really wellversed in strategy

and it’s totally doable as a f2p like you can spend money, but you really dont have to not even to get the characters you want

personally, i think the characters that are upcoming are some of the most interesting (acheron, aventurine, sunday, boothill) so great time to going!

red who are these anime/manga bitches youve been reblogging for three days

APOLLO I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED

recently, much to my past-self’s chagrin, i got into honkai star rail, the favourite child video game made by the same people who made genshin impact.

i started playing a while back for this bitch

his name is dr veritas ratio (yes fr) and he was given as a free five star because hsr won game of the year (it had barely been out for a year)

now one thing about doctor ratio is that he is gay as FUCK

exhibit a

you might see this and go “red :0 who’s that handsome blonde fella”

and i would answer the bane of my fucking existence because i havent thought about anyone besides him in days. blondie here is aventurine, a debtcollector gambler cursed with infinite good luck and an inferiority complex thinly veiled by an outgoing and obnoxious mask.

so like. exactly my type.

the latest update of the game was basically just. his depressing life’s story intermitted by banter between ratio and aventurine and then he tries to kill himself

but a hot lady who stabbed him said hey you shouldnt kill yourself and he goes why live if there is pain and suffering and we’re going to die anyways and she says check ur pockets :)) and BAM its a note from ratio saying “hahahah youre so sexy dont kill yourself” and then he doesn’t

and like three days later hoyoverse drops this picture and expect me to NOT become deranged about this man

[oiladgivememoney99]

Newscapepro SCP Rewrite Season 2: The King of the Mountain

The five walked into the utterly sterile, white and blue infirmary, dripping with anticipation as they walked past various soldiers with increasingly nasty looking wounds. Blood in places blood should not be galore. They continued to move past until they spotted the object of their quest.

Triana, the blonde Lieutenant laying down in her bed.

“There you guys are, thought you weren’t gonna come,” Triana chuckled, she sounded a lot better since the time where Lara visited her. Her eyes were as bright yet professional looking as usual, and her scowl was less scowly than it usually was.

“Of course we’re gonna come, you sign our paychecks,” Nikole chuckled, before being promptly jabbed in the ribs by Hooper.

“And cause you’re our Lieutenant, LT,” Hooper gave the woman a warm smile, Triana chuckled back at him.

“Also cause one of us are dating you, we sleep in the same bed, Tri,” Lara added.

“Well, duh, obviously I thought you were gonna come,” Triana snickered as she looked the blue haired autist in the eyes. “Thanks Honey,”

Cory crossed his arms and pouted. “Why don’t I get a thanks for coming too? Hmmph!”

“One day, Cory, one day,” Scott chuckled as he patted the Private First Class on the back.

“Surprised they let us visit ya, LT, thought you were scheduled to be released from here in a couple days,” Hooper said.

Triana chuckled. “Yeah, I was, I convinced them to release me a bit early,”

“Uhh, did you threaten them LT?” Cory asked, sounding a bit concerned. “You know how the higher ups are, especially Otis. They’re probably gonna be mad about that,”

“He’s gonna be an asshole no matter what, no point in trying to appease him,” Triana got out of her bed with a small grunt of exertion.

“Ey, that’s the spirit,” Nikole chuckled.

“Good that ya still got your spunk in ya, cause we got a new mission,” Hooper announced. “I’ll explain once we’re in the helicopter,”

“Who made you the boss once Triana got all scratched up n’ shit?” Nikole scoffed. “I’m the 2nd highest ranking here,”

“Your alcoholism made him the boss,” Lara deadpanned.

“Fuck you,” Nikole chuckled. “I wouldn’t wanna be the boss anyway,”

“Sure,” Lara rolled her eyes as the team (excluding her) moved to the helicopter, Lara went to her usual station at her desk. The team had also dressed in thicker, winter uniforms… still the same stylish green that Alpha Strike wore though.

---

“So, Hooper, what’s the mission?” Triana asked.

“It’s SCP 1529, we’ve lost contact with the base keeping him contained,” Hooper explained. “It’s been dark for about a week,”

“Is that the guy on the top of Mount Everest?” Lara asked.

“Are we climbing up Mount Everest!?” Cory asked, sounding outraged at the mere idea of him doing such an ungodly amount of work.

“Not to the top unless we have to,” Triana explained. “We’ll stop near the actual base used to monitor the Skip, then we’ll climb up further to try to contain it,”

Scott chuckled. “Trust me, I’d be the first one to protest if we had to climb a whole ass mountain,”

“Would bein’ allowed to use the big, cool ass gun make up for it?” Nikole chuckled, Scott chuckled back as he patted the Micro HID.

“Heh, maybe, maybe. Depends on the climbing to gun ratio, y’know?”

“If we’re lucky, the skip will be in the facility,” Triana explained. “If we’re unlucky, we’ll have to climb to the top, we have equipment and food to do that if need be,”

“Oh food-”

“Cory, no,” Triana shook her head.

Cory pouted in response. “I wasn’t even gonna do anything!”

“Sure ya weren’t,” Hooper sideeyed the Private somehow, even those the helmet he wore covered his eyes. “We’re here,”

The helicopter landed on the outside of a pretty standard, if pretty small grey SCP facility built into the side of the snowy mountain, Cory looked around himself at the pretty sight as he stood on the helipad with his team.

“Alright, let’s try to see where this went wrong,” Triana sighed as she led the crew into the surprisingly well lit halls of the facility.

“Electricity isn’t broken, weird,” Scott said aloud.

“Makes me think someone broke the comms on purpose,” Nikole shook her head.

“It’d be consistent with the sabotage we’ve been seeing lately,” Triana sighed and shook her head too, more in disappointment than the frustration of the sergeant though. “The facility is pretty much just this hallway and the observation deck, let’s check that out,”

“If the skip ain’t there, then I guess we gotta climb the mountain?” Hooper asked, Cory winced at the idea.

“Yeah, we’re already pretty high up, so it shouldn’t be too bad,” Triana said. “Scott, you carry Cory up,”

“Sure thing dude,” The bearded man chuckled.

“Hey! I don’t need carrying!” Cory shouted… “But it would be kinda nice to be carried…”

“Like a princess, heh,” Hooper chuckled, Cory blushed a little in response.

“Quit flirting you two, we’re entering the control room,” Triana said, the two men shook their heads as everyone prepared to enter the room…

It smelt of death, and it looked like it too considering the corpses littered around the room… all pale white in complexion, covered in scars and blackened patches of flesh… they’d died of.

“Hypothermia always looks brutal as hell, Jesus,” Nikole shivered, though obviously not from the cold. Cory managed to stop himself from freezing up at the sight of it, or maybe he’d just gotten desensitised. That was a scary thought.

“Then the Skip has definitely been there, what’s on the screen?” Lara asked, Hooper looked at it.

“It’s him! The Skip!” Hooper declared with an angry grunt. The screen showed what looked like a flat platform near the top of the mountain. A man dressed in a thick, white puffy hoodie alongside the essentials of a hiking uniform stood motionless, staring away from the camera.

“He’s on the mountain then, I’ll scan for where he is…” Lara said as she began to click at keys on her keyboard.

“Does this mean-”

“Yep, we’re climbing, Cory,” Triana said simply, Cory let out a sigh and then pouted.

“I could still carry ya,” Scott chuckled.

Hooper butted in. “I don’t think he’d want that, Scott,”

“Yeah, I can handle myself!” Cory pouted harder as he began to leave the facility…

“Cory, Bluejay hasn’t- goddammit,” Triana facepalmed. “We gotta follow him,”

“We were gonna be leavin’ anyway,” Nikole took a swig from her flask and followed the blonde man, everyone else soon followed suit…

---

“Ughhh… how much further do we need to cliiiiimb?” Cory pouted as he walked up the jagged, snow covered trail of rocks only barely leading upward.

“It’s only been about an hour, Cory,” Triana scoffed. “How close are we, Bluejay?”

“Pretty close, just keep going forward and you’ll find him,” Lara said. “Make sure to not make direct eye contact,”

“Kinda hard when I gotta shoot this thing at him, heh,” Scott chuckled as he and Hooper both carried the Micro HID up the mountain, smart considering how steep this stupid thing was.

“I’m surprised ya haven’t fallen over, Cory,” Nikole chuckled as the team continued to walk up.

“Me too, this mountain sucks!” Cory pouted.

“Quit complaining, we’re here,” Triana said as she helped the rest of the group up onto a rocky platform near what had to be the top of the mountain… the same as the one on the monitor, and just like the monitor it held…

“The Guy!” Cory yelped, causing the hiker looking creature to turn around and stare at Scott and Hooper, both of which dropped the Micro HID. Cory noticed the thing’s eyes, glowing orange through its hiking goggles.

“Th-The hell? I can’t move!” Scott yelped.

“I can’t either! Sh-Shit!” Hooper yelled too.

“Goddammit, try to look away you two!” Triana yelled as she and Nikole turned around to face away from the creature. “Look away!”

The creature began to walk towards the two men slowly, sadistically.

“I-It’s so warm…” Scott said, the still, large man completely mesmerised by the sight of the creature.

“Try to fight it Scott!” Lara shouted over the radio. “Please…”

Hooper looked mesmerised at the creature too. “I-I can’t either I-”

“Hey! Big stupid mean hiker guy!” Cory shouted, making the creature stop in place.

“Cory, the hell are you doing!?” Nikole shouted.

“Don’t get yourself killed!” Triana also shouted, but Cory couldn’t hear them. There were more important matters.

The King of the Mountain turned around and stared the camera faced man in the eyes, but he didn’t freeze. His lens simply scrunched up in anger.

“Eat this!”

WHAP!

The thing fell to the floor, clearly confused in how it had been beaten by a mere human.

“Cory did you?” Triana shook her head rapidly. “Nevermind, SCOTT, NOW!”

Scott chuckled. “On it!” He picked up the HID and pointed it at the panicking Hiker/Monster, the thing tried to get up, but Cory simply punched it again to keep it down as the weapon slowly charged up.

BZZZZZZZTT

And in a brilliant, beautiful flash of light. The King of the Mountain was no more than an immobilised man on the floor, he continued to breathe, but his eyes did not glow with the power they had held mere moments ago.

“That was AWESOME CORY!” Scott shouted as he ran up to the younger man, rapidly patting him on the back. “Hell yeah!”

“Awww, thanks man!” Cory smiled at the big guy.

“That was some quick, if reckless decision making,” Triana let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding.

“Oh c’mon, just say it was cool,” Nikole chuckled.

“I assume the Skip’s been neutralised?” Lara asked. “Did you… Cory did you punch it?”

“Well, yeah,” Cory huffed. “It was gonna kill Hoop and Scott, what was I supposed to do?”

“And… you didn’t freeze?” Lara asked, sounding even more confused. “Not in the slightest?”

“Uhh… no, I don’t think so. I kept wailing on him all cool like!” Cory smiled as he imitated punching.

“That’s strange…” Lara hummed. “Good though,”

“Yeah, real good,” Hooper walked up to the Private First Class and patted him on the back. “You saved our lives, Cory, now let’s get outta here,”

Triana nodded as Cory beamed. “We’re gonna have to walk back to the base. Bluejay, call the extraction team to take the Skip, and we’ll get moving,”

“On it, Tri!”

“WHA, MORE WALKING!?”

---

“Ahhhh…” Cory sighed as he leaned in the hottub, after a long, cold day of climbing and punching and questioning how he was able to do half of the thing he did. It was nice to relax in some nice hot water, wearing his favourite pair of swimming trunks. He was still wearing his helmet though.

“Make way, Cory, I’m coming in,”

“Huh?” Cory mumbled, turning around to see Hooper in all of his stocky glory wearing a tacky Texas flag print pair of swimming trunks. “The hell are y-you doing, Hoop?”

“Comin’ into the hot tub, I went on the same mission as you,” The Corporal said as he plopped himself next to Cory.

“Then why are you wearing your helmet?”

“You never know when someone’s gonna attack ya,” Hooper chuckled. “It’s a tactical advantage,”

“Well, at least it’s just you,” Cory chuckled as he scooted closer to the Corporal, Hooper chuckled back-

“Comin’ through!” Scott shouted cheerfully as he burst into the room, he promptly slammed his thick body into the pool of heated water, splashing the camera faced man just a little.

“Oh, hey Scott,” Hooper waved. “I assume the rest of the team’s come with ya?”

“How’d you guess?” Scott chuckled as Nikole came through the door carrying a 24 crate of beer with her hands, she was also dressed in a swimsuit which made her intentions of ‘entering the bathtub and sorta ruining Cory’s special sauna time’ perfectly clear.

She dropped the beer on the ground with a loud thud and pulled a can from the crate, as did Scott.

“You really had to ruin the surprise, huh?” Lara chuckled as she walked in the room, Triana trailing close behind.

“Screw surprises, let’s get drunk in possibly boiling water!” Nikole cheered as she skulled her shitty, college party tier beer.

Triana sighed. “Don’t actually do that, we just went through a big mission, we do not need you drowning in about 3 ft. of water,”

The three girls soon entered the hot tub, it was large enough for them to be sitting a pretty reasonable distance apart. Though, Cory and Hooper elected to sit pretty close to eachother still, as did Triana and Lara, who elected to snuggle up in the already obviously hot, hot tub.

“Well, I was gonna do this alone, but I guess this is fine too…” Cory chuckled as he one hundred percent did not… okay he was staring at Hooper’s body, the southerner was kinda hot, what was he meant to do?

“We’re like a big, fully grown, alcoholic family!” Nikole cheered drunkenly as she grabbed another can of beer from the box, Scott began passing them around to everyone for convenience sake.

“The alcoholic part only applies to you, dude,” Lara giggled.

“Not denying the family part!” Scott cheered as he raised his can. “To us, the greatest Family of completely unrelated people to ever walk the planet!”

“That’s a mouthful,” Triana, despite her usual stiffness let out a chuckle. “Screw it, to us!”

And then everyone drank their beer, their shitty bad tasting beer, but somehow being with the people they cared about almost made it taste better…

No, it still sucked, but at least they were drunk now.

[adrianicsea]

going for the low-hanging fruit, saw for the movie ask

favorite male character: lawrence gordon my beloved. idk what to even say about him at this point like i've written a 130k and counting fic from his pov! he's everything to me... i just find a lot of resonance in the idea of being someone trapped in their own reputation and someone who's ALWAYS known what they really want out of life, but feels like they aren't allowed to have it or ask for it. i felt that way a lot when i was younger bc i felt like i couldn't come out to ANYONE in my hometown-- it was a smaller town, and my dad was a relatively prominent figure in the community. and also like. i don't really know when or if i would have figured out i'm autistic if i hadn't gotten so attached to lawrence so i have him to thank for that.

favorite female character: amanda! i've said many times that i think she's the most complex character in the series and i will say it many more times to come. she also has the neatest, most resolved narrative arc out of anyone in the franchise, and she's just like. god!!! when the women are deeply flawed and tragic characters and are allowed to be messy and fucked up! LOVE HER! and also at this point i'm convinced that saw X is going to be about her. which is exciting but also scares the ever-loving shit out of me i can't lie

least favorite character: either john or hoffman. john is literally just the devil incarnate he's so hypocritical and vindictive and evil and manipulative. and then hoffman is just like. L + ratio + inconsistent writing/characterization + missed opportunity to offer meaningful narrative critique of police/police fraternity culture + played by costas mandylor

prettiest character: as much as my heart wants to say lawrence the sad fact is he was not having a very good hair day in. well in 1 OR 7 tbh. so i'll say adam because god knows i went through something the first time i saw him sucking on that cigarette

funniest character: based on vibes alone i wanna say strahm bc like legitimately WHAT is his fucking deal. but since i've not seen 4-7 i will say adam. when it gets busy at the saw bathroom and the twink starts getting bitchy and mean

favorite season/movie: it HAS to be saw 1! legendary iconic changed the game etc

favorite episode/scene: probably either the love scene (and subsequently john's awakening) from the first movie or the flashback to amanda setting up the bathroom trap in saw 3. both of them are just such GUT-PUNCHES

favorite romantic ship: chainshipping has my heart, just like adam has lawrence's, now and forever

favorite family relationship: lawrence and diana as far as what's canon, but i do love the more lighthearted take on things where the apprentices are all a big (mostly) happy family

favorite friend ship: adam and amanda..... oh what we could have had

worst ship: i'm tempted to say hoffstrahm but only in the sense that it's a ship of the two worst dudes you know. speaking seriously though i have to say i once saw a fic tagged as hoffman/amanda and my soul was shriven from my body

[imagining-in-the-margins]

TB&TB Anons! Sorry for the delay!

By the way, I updated the Series Masterlist with the summaries/titles for the rest of the parts of the series!

1. Thank you so much, friend! I was really worried about this part so I'm very relieved to hear the praise. Also, that line... I think about it all the time. It must be exhausting. Especially as an Autistic person.

3. Thank you so much! I'm not sure when I'll be able to get the next chapter done because I have self-imposed deadlines and TB&TB is now my lowest performing work (a oneshot will ratio it in less than three hours) 😅 But it is in the works! only 6 more parts to go!

4. Hello my favorite Anon E (don't tell the others)! First, I'm so honored that you've stuck with me this long. You would be greatly missed.

Yeah, he is a fool, alright! It honestly made me imagine what Alex Blake would say to him if she saw him with Bunny.

I personally love giving gifts (and I project on Spencer quite a bit). I was worried it'd be cliche, but I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it!

I personally love giving gifts (and I project on Spencer quite a bit). I was worried it'd be cliche, but I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it!

Hahaha, I definitely couldn't figure out the math to write about it. But thank you for the compliment - characterization is a huge priority of mine. Even when I am admittedly writing him OOC, I try to throw in a few lines here or there for my own sanity.

Not gonna lie, sometimes I write things and gasp. This was one of those lines. I was like "oh, they are gonna eat that up, huh." As for blurting it out, you might be onto something there... Guess you'll have to wait and find out... perhaps even next chapter...

Heheh. He is a dork, through and through.

Ohhh yeah. Dreams have been a running theme in his story, and they will continue to play a big part in it!

I'm a sucker for Icarus. I have an Enemies to Lovers oneshot I'm working on right now called "Icarus and the Moon."

I like to think 'young lady' rubbed off on him from the other men in the BAU. He won't ever admit it, but it did.

Ah, I'm so glad! I rewrote that part a couple times because I thought it sounded confusing. I genuinely barely even remember what I ended up writing.

Soulmates, I say! Soulmates! Twin flames!

He is very hot.

Poor girl was so confused. She trusted her man though.

I wish I was better at writing tension and action scenes! I also know absolutely nothing about poker. Too much math.

She's just his wittle bunny wabbit.

Poor Bunny. She'll get over it pretty quickly though. Just wait.

Spencer is trying his hardest to get her to take charge. Will it work? We'll see... next chapter perhaps...

When she said that wasn't it, she's lying.

It's interesting, the one I threw in there is (apparently) even more impactful than "I love you." I chose it on purpose for people who speak Russian.

That worker had a good day. So did Spencer, to be fair.

It's a reference to the prologue! One of my favorite pieces of writing.

Ha! Perhaps... I will not spoil this one for you.

Poor Lila has no idea the levels of awkwardness that are about to ensue. Girl is just trying to get married.

Yes! Picturing it in my head, it was so fucking funny. I originally had it in Part 25, but I just loved it so much I had to share it earlier. As for Bunny, I think she's mostly in shock. Deep down, she knows that Spencer is smitten with her, but it's hard when all these women have been warning her over and over again about him.

I can't wait for you all to see the wedding. I know it doesn't sound like it now, but I promise you the wedding is VERY sweet. Sickeningly so.

Thank you everyone! I love you all!

[meowmixtape]

Holy fuck what did charlie do now? Sorry i havent been keeping up w alr lately. Im trying to finish all 1441 pages on her on kiwifarms ik i sound autistic rn

idk how much you know but i’m gonna assume you know what went down with the gaining ground and all that.

cg made an hour-long “apology” video about a week and a half ago in which she addressed gg (stale drama, no one cares, yawn, tbh i skipped that part). she apologized for chikara transformations being offended at being called a dogface. the best part was at the end where she straight-up admitted to being a bitch. she said something like, “when i first started i was still figuring things out but now i’m being more real on camera and i don’t intend to change that.” meaning the nice cg that everyone liked and was on board with at the beginning was a fake. the like-to-dislike ratio is in the tank, looking really amberlynn-ish.

this past week she released two reacts to chantal. according to her a “friend” told her she should release one of the prerecorded reacts (it was filmed back in february, yet she talked about the covid lockdown situation, so uhhh), and if that’s true cg needs to dump that friend stat ‘cause i wouldn’t have told her to do that. the dislikes are also plentiful as well as some funny comments. i left one addressing callie’s antisemitism that got deleted. you can read it in a post here. apparently callie has withdrawn support from louis farrakhan, but that still leaves some issues with her in the air:

1. what about the n*zi she "slept with," clickbaited her experience with, and covered up for?

2. why did cg delete that comment instead of just explaining to me what the current situation with callie is? or better yet, leave it up so callie could explain herself.

3. callie still has a history of falsely accusing others of racism to dodge accountability. this is bad in and of itself, but paired with her own racist past she has no leg to stand on.

4. why did callie lie in a tweet about her reaction to louis farrakhan? in the tweet she said she had said "oh he's cool i guess" when in the actual video she went hard for him.

anywho, enough about lyfeofafreesperg, back to cg. just today she released a “direction of my channel” type video. haven’t seen all of it. all i know is she was promising a weigh-in on the 6th and as usual didn’t deliver. tbh at this point cg could be skinny and it still wouldn’t change the fact that she’s a bitch and a hypocrite.

[mugmyremarsh]

I am hoping for Feral that they actually balance out the membership and F2P system. Animal Jam decreasingly got worse with membership after 2015 (new animals, clothing and don’t get me started with adventures). There are numerous examples of games that offer a lot of F2P offers and still get a good amount of money (because their fanbase is willing to spend). Just hope they are aware that us teenagers/adults don’t have the money to keep buying memberships like our dear parents did.

YEAH. animal jam at thiz point is rly hard 2 play if ur nm like not jus bcos of the lack of things to do and how much is members only but also bcos ppl kinda treat nms differently? i feel like if u see a nm ppl will automatically assume oh theyre unrare simply bcos they cant wear whatever they have. like i do think that trading is a big part of animal jam!! like there are just so many things that could be changed to accommodate nms on animal jam imo.. 1 for the lov ov GOD make some items nm?? there r, so many member items. i think nm should be the majority in terms of items!! 2 theyve done this before but make a pre existing member animal available for nms like even if its an unpopular 1 ppl will kinda lose their shit i think?? 3. make things like the jammer wall, masterpieces (keep mp tokens still jus as an alt currency) n etc nm!! there is literally no reason why a nm should have 2 use an mp 2 make an mp. like....... -_- also i think giving them the jammer wall would kinda revive it even jus for a bit.. also i couldve sworn that when th jammer wall released it ws supposed 2 eventually open up 2 every1??

also like on th topic of things aj could do to improve the game uhmm. improve the way u select items (in trades) 4 THE love of god. i swear if u hav a laggy computer it takes like a fuckin hour 2 even attempt a 20 item trade, like bro jus let me select multiple items at once?? and also smth i thought abt b4 is jus an option 2 quickly throw ur trade list in2 an offer and i think w th discontinuation of some dens... maybe den trading would b fun just the dens not the items inside it :'3 i dont rly like how big tje dens have been, theyre a pain in the ass to decorate n i typically jus give up tbh!!

but uhh let me get back on track (autistic ppl will b liek. *infodumps*) honestly if feral doesnt get the ratio right ill b a litl sad honestly..... maybe a 1 time payment thing could be fine bcos new players would be joining a lot i imagine n my main problem w the aj memberships is that its subscription based (not a fan ngl!!) like bro an animal jam membership costs like the same/more than nintendo switch online LOL... idk if th subscription thing is actually bad or if i just dont think 1 year is a lot in the context of animal jam since ive been playing for 5 years. i dont think feral would do a 1 time payment thing bcos i dunno maybe they dont think itll be a stable source of income? well i present 2 u. real money donations to wild works somewhere on their website. wikipedia, ao3 n im sure tons of others r donation based websites !! with enough ppl it can work out i think. if u donate i think u should get smth but i dont think that something should be tradeable honestly. pitting items u pay 4 and 1s u dont against eachother ppl will see the value in getting a paid for item without paying. dont remember what its called in animal jam but like the blue sword + its set thing u hav 2 pay a lot of money 2 get that is probably th no1 thing they should avoid creating in feral not gonna lie !!! i think at least when the game is officially released itll be ok n then maybe get worse over a time like animal jam.. dunno jfjxjdmk

so in conclusion feral please do not fuck up :'D

[homestuckisautistic]

Ok y’all I’m back from the beach! Well I’ve been back since the sixth anyway here’s my thoughts on Tyzias and Stelsa! These two are DEFINITELY autistic and tbh I was so worried they were gonna shove Tyzias and Tegiri together but they didn’t and I’m so relieved. I think these two really provide a window into how autistic people tend to interact with politics- especially Stelsa. But we’ll get to that later so for now I’m just gonna say what immediately struck me as being autistic traits. Firstly, Tyzias clearly has a special interest in the justice system and Stelsa’s special interest is definitely in cosmetology. I think it’s interesting how Hiveswap has confirmed that being a lawyer isn’t just an option reserved only for tealbloods if they so choose, but rather it’s mandatory which wasn’t really a vibe I got while reading Homestuck? Oh well. Also the fact that Tyzias is such a sleep deprived workaholic is really relatable. I deal with a similar type of urge to keep working on something until it’s complete and I’ve ended up pushing myself into a meltdown over this a few times, like as a culture we glorify being a workaholic but it’s not fun lmao and despite what it may seem like it’s actually a self destructive behavior and not one that helps much, it’s more anxiety inducing than anything else. Stelsa seems to have a similar type of tendency because she mentions having to do the lawyer stuff AND beautician stuff which is undoubtedly stressful. Also I think their speaking patterns could be related to autism too- like Stelsa just talks at people instead of to them, and while Tyzias’ tendency to slur words is probably partially because she’s so tired all the time it could be an autism thing. Anyway onto how autistic people interact with politics- it’s obvious that Tyzias opposes the empire while Stelsa supports it and this puts a major strain on their relationship. Now I’m not gonna talk about Tyzias too much here because we’ve all gone on the journey to realizing this world is fucked up but Stelsa has yet to do that. Obviously, for us autistics the attitudes present on the right of conformity and shaming the odd have no benefit. However, we all know that autistic conservatives exist and I think the main reason for that is because at the end of the day conservatism is the staus quo. It's what most people are raised to believe and for humans in general but especially for people with rule oriented minds like us, the simplicity of the beliefs on the right are appealing. It's more convenient to believe that things are working out just fine and that it's just a few ungrateful people complaining than to come to the realization that everything is fucked. Like, when anyone raised conservative or raised to be a ~classical liberal~ the ideas of the progressive left seem alien and nonsensical, and when combined with the tendency of the right to misuse occam's razor (usually it goes something like this: which is easier to believe: that there's a complex network of oppression that stifles women's ability to progress within society or that women are just better suited for housework?)it turns into this dangerous echo chamber (lmao the right wing misuses this term so badly but honestly the like to dislike ratio on the average right-of-center youtube video proves how much of a circlejerk it is.) Y'know I was raised a republican and it wasn't until I was about 13 that I came to understand that what I had been told from the moment I could listen was so very wrong. Muslims aren't taking over America and Gay people aren't destroying the family, etc. Anyway, end essay post. - Mod Jessica