#wilbur supporters dni

[kelbinajim]

So i heard we got a good ending

aka one last dsmp work (im sure ive said that like three times now)

inspired by this https://x.com/clem_emeralds/status/1850909255454613738

the house is cluttered and warm and alive with love and care

tommy and tubbo are finally able to relax. they have calmed down a bit. gained some weight. lost those eye bags. the light back in their eyes,,,

[papercute]

philza who was like the witch from hansel and gretel, luring poor unfortunate children to his house to be eaten so he could sustain his absurdly long life span. philza who becomes a changed man almost on a whim when he meets and subsequently takes home wilbur & tommy, who he finds himself more entertained by than anything. the boys, unaware that their wittiness is currently saving their skins, think they’ve found a wonderful new home with a nice man. that isn’t what they found, but it’s what they created, as phil leaves his child-eating ways in the past to take care of them.

he does tell the boys some years later that he was intending to eat them, which they find hilarious and partially terrifying. phil proceeds to joke about it constantly. whenever the boys misbehave, phil jokes that ‘you aren’t too old for me to eat you yet!’. phil off-handedly mentions he once ate a boy who looks like each of his sons and each of his sons’ friends whenever he meets them. whether he has or not is a fact that not even his closest friend, technoblade, knows. everyone thinks phil just says it to scare kids. phil shows his boys his cookbook he used, which is actually full of normal recipes one can substitute child meat for animal meat and still have good food, so it goes to tommy when he moves out.

[pogbur]

WILBUR SUPPORTS FUCK OFF !! THIS IS ABOUT C!WILBUR !! NO ONE INVITED YOU !!

fucking hate this guy this stupid fucking rat man i hate him i hate him so so so much he hasnt showered in weeks he smells like weed and cigarettes and alcohol and musty caves and gunpowder he's slightly damp because of said caves his bed is under a stalactite so he gets waterboarded every night did i mention he smells sooo bad theres dirt under his nails and his eyes are like a rich blonde lady at the mall in those cliche 90's movies because of how many fucking bags they have he has the stupidest fucking skinny jeans and converse that is too small and he has blood on his shirt and he has other shirts he just refuses to change his shirt bc hes a fucking emo ass did i mention i hate him i hate him so much im chewing on him like a dog toy he'd probably be into it though i mean so would i i wouldnt mind if he chewed on my haha i mean uh who said that lol wasnt me anyways i fucking hate himm he gets high off his ass with his stupid fucking boyfriend thats technically cheating on his husband with him but he doesnt mind because said husband is a dictator and verbally physically sexually abusive and hes fucking starving himself to feed his brother i dont even care if thats not canon bc they had a surplus of food bc of how efficient technoblades farms are i dont care anyways i hate him. yeah bye

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? ((C*nt of the month edition) trying not to get banned)

Hi Matt! Since I know comedians these days love googling themselves and finding things about them that piss them off so they can whinge on stage about it, I have something to show you. Here's a list of people in history with disabilities who made more of an impact on the world than you could possibly imagine;

1: Michael Bisping, professional MMA fighter, had multiple fights at the highest level on the trot with an impressive win ratio with a missing eye, unbeknownst to anyone but him (would love to see you make fun of him)

2: Albert Einstein, most famed and celebrated professor of the 20th century, was on the autistic spectrum. Gave more to the world in a year than you did in your life.

3: Tim Burton, among the most famous directors, producers and animators in history, revolutionizing goth culture in his long career, is also autistic. He put in far more work than standing on stage and being a dick.

4: Stephen Hawking. Even an idiot like you knows this one. I'll leave it at that.

5: Hellen Keller, was literally deaf and blind for most of her life and was still a famous author. So whats your excuse for writing such shit, tasteless jokes?

6: Zack Gottsagen, an actor with down syndrome, became the first actor with down syndrome to present an Oscar.

7: Stevie Wonder. I imagine even he could see how utterly insufferable modern comedians are.

Nooooow then, lemme guess, "yOu'Re jUsT a PiSsEd oFf TrAnS pErSoN gEtTiNg OFfEnDeD" lemme tell everyone something about myself.

I'm not trans.

I'm straight.

I have no physical disabilities whatsoever.

I actually don't get along with a lot of lgbt people because they're, guess what, PEOPLE, very few of whom I get along with anyway. Its never once been to do with their identities or rights, but purely because, as is the case with every demographic, most of the ones I've met are pricks.

"BuT ThEy GEt OFfEnDeD-" yes, when you deliberately scroll twitter looking for offended lgbt people, you tend to stumble across them. Wouldn't ya know it?

Anyways. Comedy is dog shit. Getting up on stage and deliberately being edgy because you've lived no sort of life away from people who you know you'll offend is not talent. Its something a 14 year old with an inferiority complex would do. Thanks for being another nail in the coffin of actual, watchable comedy.

Oh yeah, and if you want an example on how to actually joke about domestic violence, cross-reference the name "Wilbur" on my blog. See, its funny when you're making fun of the abuser and the fact that they do these things, but not when you mock a victim and make fun of them for having these things happen to them. Never once do I mention his victims, its purely making fun of him and the sheer absurdity of his behavior in the scope of who he is. And we're on Tumblr, literally the symbol of people getting offended, and never once have I gotten backlash for those jokes, so you, as a man with a Netflix special, have no excuse for such lacking creativity.

One last thing, for my readers... anyone wanna bet some petty cash that a woman or three from his past are gonna come out with a few tasty bits of drama about ol' Matty boy, if you know what I mean?

[vrischlatt]

I DO NOT LIKE WILBUR. I may not like shubble either, but here the thing even if i dont like her...

Im not a fucking wilbur supporter.

Wilbur is a shitty person, and the fact it took Shleby, a person whos had a LOT of holes poked into her story, but probably still was abused in the same way Wilbur abused everyone around him, ESPECIALLY TOMMY AND QUACKITY.

Ive had people tell me theres a lot of suspicious patturns of behevoir in the dynamic of Tommy and Wilbur that scream heyyyy Tommy, especially when he was a minor should NOT be left alone with this Wilbur guy! The extents of which we will NEVER know, because while its easy for Tommy to dunk on Dream, he could NEVER dunk on Wilbur.

Shelby was a wake up call for Tommy. Tommy probably needs to go to serious fucking therapy after stepping back and reexamining his dynamic with Wilbur. Because the abuse is subtle and incased DEEPLY into Tommy's psyche. His humor is of im better than you, im richer than you, woman arent funny, drugs, is EXTRMELY influenced by Wilbur's own "humor" and shitty behvoir, which people are quick to call out, but conviently ignore when Tommy does it.

Its too the point that early showings of the how to be a millionaire had hints that Wilbur was ACTUALLY meant to be refrenced in the show, by name, but the drama dropped and he probably was hastily written out of it, implying the show was based off his quote book, which he co wrote with wilbur he makes an appearence in the book but it was his book first and formost.

Like that one clip for example, of Wilbur barking at Tommy to shut up, and instead of protesting or cracking a joke like he would do with ANYONE ELSE, he... shuts up. Uncharacteristically, shuts up. Apparently further context was he may or may not be talking about something he and Wilbur did, and Wilbur refused to let Tommy spill the beans on what happened and NO ONE TO THIS DAY KNOWS WHAT HE WAS GONNA SAY BUT HIM AND WILBUR.

Also obviously the smashing the hand with the foot, and he was oddly harsher if not out righr crueler when he didnt think he was on live stream with Tommy, changing his tune when he realized thousands of people were watching him.

Its got a lot people wondering what hes like off camera honestly and KNOWS hes off camera.

Its so bad its lead me to believe Wilbur... wasnt roleplaying in the skilled actor who plays a facade way, but was playing as a self insert, as himself, and could avertly be more open about who he was by playing it off as a character.

Speaking of him as a roleplayer he was NOT good to his fellow CCs as roleplayers, and was nortious for trying to force ideas on them- sich as fundys character being a girl because he wanted a daughter irl apparently that was the reason i guess so he forced fundy to be his kid for some reason and to be his daughter, which Fundy wanted very little part in, hence where him being trans orginal came from, it was him trying to met part way with Wilbur, and even protested to having his character be a minor.

Which yknow, some of the fandom FUCKING IGNORED.

Hes also done similar to Quackity, plus some. Hes honestly an ass friend to Quackity. And i feel so fucking bad for Quackity.

Also if he cant be the one writing the lore, or cant control other peoples lore he generally looses interest. See point: as DSMp continued and more CCs took control of their stories, he kinda either left and generally stopped streaming or gave his character generally less to do.

Also he generally refused to the show up for Karl's side series, a series even SCHLATT who killed off his character showed up for. So. Yeah. Also on QSMP? Basically abandoned it, even after Quackity lore baited him to join SO HARD MAN. I honestly do NOT like Tallulah and hot take dont think she should ever been added and is a mistake on Quackity's part. She was ALWAYS doomed to have been abandoned by wilbur and everyone should have seen it coming. I hold no sympathy for those who genuinely thought he was ever coming back.

Sorry not sorry, minus Quackity. Im sorry to him because unlike fans he was personally affected by this, even if i seem fit to critize him for it, i do so gently and knly hold sympathy for him on this matter. No one else. Minus the egg who yknow played the egg, and got played by Wilbur. Even if i dont like the egg, being in that situation where you have to be the bait to get wilbur with his self centered short ass attention span fucking ass is NOT a fun postion to be in. Your fucked from the start and they didnt even seem to realize it until too late either.

Wilbur is just generally a bitch, and im glas i never joined the fandom for Lmanberg. I joined for Las Nevadas, for the eggpire for Manberg, not jokeass over here.

And look, im not here to bash on his music. I like his music and i do not give two shits if you still listen to his music. Either through him directly or from someone else reuploading his works or a remix of it or whatever. Look i get it, his music is like the one redeeming thing about it, even if its not a good enough of redeemingly quality to ignore and forgive all the fucking assholary this man gets up to.

Hes EXTRMELY dickish, and whether or not you believe shleby or not should not subtract or distract you from the fucking fsct hes NEVER a good person, hes just a likable person who is good at charming people.

Worst still is hes probably actually happy all of this happened because he doesnt have put up a facade and "deal" with people he clearly has no respecr for and never did, and treat them like accommodations he has to put up and he ignores as his own convience.

[mystiqteal]

getting into the dsmp again after everything thats happened feels so weird to me

like this was something rlly beloved and half these people turned out to be terrible, and what do u do with that. watching hours of this minecraft roleplay server knowing everything abt it eventually crashed into the dirt.

this changed my life and i cant even watch my favorite streamer anymore bc he SUCKS. we were rlly in it

[borgerrat]

i hate tntduo cuz like ill forget abt them for a month and be like "heh im done 😼" then like a day later i hear a song and its like "omg thats so them core" and i make art and im like "fuckkkkk i love these designs" then bewm

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAINNNNN

[alliumsduo]

my birthday is in TWO days but the number sixteen has been RUINED for me because of fucking MY LMANBURG PHIL. MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY FOREVER UNFINISHED.

[mmmassacre]

TOMMYINNIT + WILBUR SOOT ── ★

・

Oh the break of the day shed its light, on our hearts left battered and bruised.

All the hopes that we'd laid on the home that we'd made

Torn to peices and left in the blue.

( edit : I DO NOT SUPPORT WILBUR SOOT , THIS WAS DRAWN BEFORE SHELBY'S STREAM )

[15fishes]

DSMP edit :3

posted this on my tiktok alt (my acc is therianpizzabagels) so I guess I will post it on my alt here too :3

all flags used are (im pretty sure) canon I double checked and watched a couple vods to make sure- btw this was inspired by a NATO edit on tiktok

flag names under cut

1. Lmanburg

2. New Lmanburg/Tubbo Administration

3. Eggpire

4. Manburg

5. Badlands

6. Kinoko Kingdom

7. El Rapids

8. L’Sandburg

9. Snowchester

10. L’Puffyberg

11. Church Prime

12. Las Nevadas

13. Logstedshire

14. Daisy Hollow

yes the Daisy Hollow flag IS canon I was suprised too so I watched the vod to make sure

some countries were not included because they have no canon flag (jackmanifold land has no canon flag, the one you see when you google it was made up by a reddit user) I apologize if some flags are not canon, all used were as far as I could tell canon.

[earthly-poly-emojis]

Motivation has still been absolutely gone but have these two little ghostbur emotes..!

I got a little silly

(Wilbur supporters DNI you're not welcome here <3)

[scarisdying]

HI GANG WE’RE TRYING THIS AGAIN

hi i’m Scar i’m a minor and go by he/him pronouns.

i like stuff from The Owl House and I’m getting into Amphibia gently. I love Nimona and Gilmore Girls, i’m watching Umbrella Academy right now and i still like some characters from the dsmp.

i don’t support the brighton biter however i still right sbi stuff just without him. i’m still incredibly into Technoblade and write some fics that are yet to be published that are Techno centric. i published one fic on Ao3 but it’s not great. i’ll try and post here when i post a new fic you can find me there under the same name.

im single now i got dumped cause men are dumb and don’t understand bare minimum but im getting better and i think it honestly benefitted me a lot more.

anyways sorry for yapping i’m done now 🫶

GUYS I ALSO FUCK WITH HERMITCRAFT AND THE LIFE SERIESS

[kazcreates]

Surviving DreamSMP fandom, I come bearing gifts!

A short and simple one-shot from the perspective of a L’Manburg citizen regarding the country’s use of child soldiers.

If you guys want to see more, let me know. I have a few more ideas brewing…

[barzfrommarz]

My honest unorganized thoughts on c!wilburs ending

(2 years late)

tw: mentions of suicide

I would put my thoughts on the apology tour here too but I think that will make this post to long so i'm just going to talk about the finale stream itself.

Also this is very unorganized bc I dont really remember how it exactly played out and I could go back and watch the VOD but ion wanna hear wilburs voice so im using the wiki for this therefore I wont have intricate details

One thing I really like is the flashback at the beginning. Especially the fade from L'manburg to the destroyed L'manburg I love it sm it reminds me of Analog horror series

(That part isn't relevant tho that's just me nerding out over analog horror)

They then go to Las Nevadas to try and apologize to Q but get ghosted and im pretty sure it was bc of conflicting schedules or smth but the fact that c!tntduo never got a proper ending pisses me off to this day. LIKE wdym they never interacted ever again??? Wdym if followin the dsmp ending Quackity probably has no memory of c!wilbur??? !?!?!??!?! I rlly just wish they could've gotten some form of closure either from cc!wil or cc!quackity and sure its funny ig that Q canonically ghosted c!wilbur but still??!?!??!?! ugh anyways

Tommys outburst towards wil..."I never used to be this angry" KILLS MEEEEEEEEEEE. Also c!wilbur getting scared was so....NOT EVEN TWO SECONDS LATER tommy fucking asks "Wil, are you going to kill yourself?" FUCK?????? BRO????????????? WILBUR DENYING IT TO???? Maybe im wrong here but I dont ever remember other characters acknowledging c!wilbur being suicidal and esp the fact it was c!tommy UGH it kills me

Now getting to my criticisms a little bit, I don't like the utah and gas station thing at all. It feels just so random? Out of place even. I would've liked it more if it was just a desert where c!wilbur was from or something

Then wilburs goes to leave blah blah blah don't trust those americans yada yada

Oh but C!tommy asking c!wilbur to forgive the most important person (himself) then a few minutes later we get "I never did forgive myself"OUGDHSHSGHDGDSHUSHGHUHB

Okay now im going to lay out my main criticisms I have with the finale and why I think it was somewhat unsatisfying and we c!wilbur fans were kinda fucked over in the end

-We should've gotten a VERBAL apology to c!tommy

I understand c!wilbur was afraid of losing him or whatever but it would've shown SO MUCH GROWTH FROM HIM IF HE OUTLOUD SAID "Im sorry" TO THE PERSON HE HURT MOST. Im pissed that presumably cc!wilbur decided not to have that happen. Even if it was bad JUST DO IT. c!wilbur was going to leave anyways so him being scared of losing c!tommy if he apologized wouldn't matter!

My next point is that c!wilbur leaving wasn't thought out enough I think. I do personally think c!wilbur should've left the place that ruined him to heal. That's step one of learning to heal but with the apology tour being a flop and him never verbally apologizing to c!tommy it felt unsatisfying and almost underserved and I see why so many people afterward were like "he doesn't just get to leave". What would've helped I think would've been more streams or longer streams if possible. There was so much shit that needed to be retconned but it wasn't given enough time I feel and thats why to so many ppl they were unsatifyed/upset

Going more into the utah shit. I hate it. I hate the "Plot twist" of him being secretly american and from utah. Not even getting into how the real world is now apparently canon to the dsmp in one of the last few dsmp lore streams. I honestly would've liked it more if it wasn't specifically named what the place was instead it was just home. I also had this idea of instead of him disappearing in the middle of the ocean I think it would've been cooler if c!wilbur took a train somewhere almost like a callback to limbo.

I don't like how its somewhat implied c!wilbur killed himself again. It feels cheap to kill of a already heavily suicidal character AGAIN when instead it genuinely could've been a story about how you can learn to heal and forgive yourself even if you did bad things. Maybe this is just me not wanting my favorite character to die but I don't like it at all

Ghostbur was also handled terribly. I understand why alivebur hated him but I also think it would've shown growth if he learned to accept ghostbur in the end. Even if it wasn't fully

Also why the fuck did we never get the contents of the book c!wilbur gave c!tommy?? You throw that shit in just to never tell us what's in it almost 2 years later??

Final thoughts

I might go back and edit this later with more things but for my final thoughts I think c!wilburs finale +the apology tour was a big unsatisfying flop and I belive c!wilbur fans were unfairly fucked over in the end.

Not to sing brighton biter praise, but I do believe he was a good writer and the fact that the last few streams were this unsatisfying is disappointing coming from him. I mean im sure he just wanted to get c!wilburs finale out so he could be done with it but that's not an excuse for fucking your fans over. There was also probably issues with other ccs and characters since (Imo) a lot of the characters he interacted with in the end don't have the best writing (not meant to insult the ccs btw, just saying)

But personally, I somewhat accept it simply bc this is the best we got and I personally don't like alot of other fan re writes on his ending and I also don't like his ending just being "lol he killed himself again"

Anyways that's it, sorry for being unorganized and I apologize if I got anything wrong I might add more to this later. Thx for listening <3

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it?

By the way, anyone that submits a good idea for taking the piss out of Wilbur will get featured in my pinned for one week, and be this week's winner.

That means I'll link you under every first poll of the day for a week.

[butterflywarrioredits]

@isa-ghost and @offscot so yknow how on stream yesterday I chatted about someone using the tag “the real Tallulah” for fanart of her and the Brighton Biter? Yeah here’s proof. Feel free to expose and shame them for supporting that disgusting man and not knowing anything about the actual Lullah.