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[kitty4president]

hi im thinking abt this bit of dialogue from the duke nukem bulletstorm dlc again. what the FUCK did he mean by this

[jzargo]

hey gang so why is there a portrait of varric next to a singular sock in a secluded corner in fen'harel's tower

[jame7t]

maybe afab nonmen shouldn't call themselves twinks

Did you send this to the wrong blog or are you just stupid twice

[doomsdayradio]

HELP THE TIKTOK ABLEISTS ARE SAYING NARCS EYES CAN STRAIGHT UP GO BLACK⁉️⁉️⁉️

bro they think we're mythical fucking demons im done😭😭😭

[mecachrome]

BRITISH GP 2024 | Post-Race Landoscar Roundup

[marsinoff]

[werewolfetone]

The posting about syria is really exposing that many people's way of processing politics is still "can anyone tell me who is the bad guy and who is the good guy" and it's really rather something to watch

[rueclfer]

dating touya and always stealing this particular jacket that you secretly wanted for yourself only to be reminded "im just letting you borrow it" every time you reach for it.

you and touya break up and youre thinking back on that jacket months later because it "couldve elevated this outfit" so you go searching in your closet for an alternate option only to find that jacket balled up in the back among a pile of clothes he delivered to your front door just days after the break up.

you think about texting him. he probably mixed it in your clothes on accident? or maybe not. he would've texted you about it by now. maybe he doesn't want it back.

your finger hovers over his contact information.

it's been 2 months of getting that twinge of hope sparking up touya's spine whenever his phone vibrates in his pocket. it's never you, and he's been waiting for a while and he knows he will for a while more.

maybe you are just as cold as he tried to make you out to be- keeping this jacket of his knowing that it's his favorite. knowing that you wanted nothing to do with him. despite that, he hopes to see you around in it these days.

the jacket doesn't leave your bedroom. you never pressed the call button. he doesn't hear from you again.

[hoofpeet]

Biblically accurate cow girls

[slowestlap]

Max Verstappen and Lando Norris chatting with Martin Garrix before the race | Dutch GP, 2024 [x]

[Part 2]

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

everybody has fics or headcannons that Bruce's speach was influenced by how he's such a dad, or batman, or a serving cunt but like what about how his speech Is influenced by how he talks normally as "Brucie wayne" to people?

I imagine he's got that posh accent when he's speaking when he's acting as Brucie Wayne and says 'darling' at the end of his sentences and it became a habit when he's not in the cowl

This is also partly because justice league's ears almost fall off when batman is scolding them( wearing a domino, cowl was damaged on mission,no voice modulation) because why does batman have a Italian-posh accent and who just called Superman darling.

[namtan]

HAPPY ENDING (2025)

[alanisinstone]

marine!rafe kinda changed my life... yk that boy's an anal freak i'm sorry

gtfoooo you get ittt 😩

ANAL. FRREAAAKKKKKK.

likeeeee he was tryna get in there on the first fuck girl. you had to calm him down bro was getting breathless. lovesssss putting a cute but plug in when yall fuckin. lovesss doing dp and fucking your ass with a dildo in your pussy at the same time. LOVESSS cumming all over ur ass and fucking it in. you're new to anal, so marine!rafe literally becomes feral when he sticks it in, ur practically virgin ass tightening around him more than he can handle atm. he never gon admit it out loud but has absolutely cum on the spot when doing anal with you. will include your ass when eating your coochie, his tongue traveling down there more often than not. sometimes yall dont even finish and fall out laughing bcs you shoot him a crazy side eye every time you feel him sneak his tongue down there without sayin nothin - and he dont stop, smirking the whole time.

guys please let me talk about him i love him plzzzz

[sharkphobicz]

(screenshot redraw)

DONT LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT THIS I NEVER HAD ANY IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING 💔💔💔

still figuring out how I want to draw jay and this is DEFINITELY not it just yet

[wildflowercryptid]

please enjoy my analysis of these two's dynamic bc i can't stop thinking about them.

bonus w/ their actual in-depth feelings on their dramatic ass divorce :

i also feel like i should clarify what i mean by "florian's main goal." in mjverse, (aka my interpretations of the game's universe,) florian & juliana are siblings and essentially act as co-protagonists. while juliana is the more talented battler of the two and ends up serving as the main protagonist of the victory road & starfall street storylines because of that, florian wants to become a pokémon professor so he focuses on helping out arven in the path of legends storyline while filling out the pokédex. the only reason why he's a competent trainer is so that he doesn't get completely bodied by wild pokémon in the midst of doing field research. and yes, knowing that probably ends up making kieran's complex about his own skills as a trainer even worse.

[mecachrome]

painted study was giving me 2 much grief so i animated another cheeb instead 😔