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bonesandthebees · 10 months ago
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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itsajollyjester · 2 months ago
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“Would fall in love with me again if you knew all I’ve done?”
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tapiocats · 1 year ago
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Decay exists as an extant form of life
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callmesel · 3 months ago
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This is how I imagine Telemachus in the Penelope warrior au
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noodles-and-tea · 4 months ago
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Last part whoo!!!
PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4
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a0vy · 6 months ago
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more designs yayy
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ruporas · 10 months ago
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dragon meat, you, and me
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applestruda · 10 months ago
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Chemical overreaction / compound fracture
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blueskittlesart · 3 months ago
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Dear Big Brother
kind of a sequel to this comic
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suntails · 1 month ago
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growing up!
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fanaticalthings · 8 months ago
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.
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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.
the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)
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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:
Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?
[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]
Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)
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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.
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joifee · 2 months ago
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The newest gameshow!
trivia bot my beloved
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hansoeii · 8 months ago
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the best person I know.
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arunneronthird · 10 months ago
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doctorsiren · 4 months ago
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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier
(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)
(wips under cut)
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zillychu · 4 months ago
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hey google what's masochism. hey google am I a masochist. hey google,
(bonus under the cut)
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