#[Paintball - headcanon]

[actualbird]

tot is a very funny game in many areas, but i think one thing that wouldve made it even more hilarious is if we had more stories occurring before main story 5 (i.e. when luke enters the NXX investigation team and reveals himself to be an NSB agent) and IN THAT DURATION BEFORE THAT REVEAL, the game leaned WAY MORE into luke trying and failing to pass as a regular normal civilian

luke hacks into a highly secure online database and mc is like "what how do you know how to do that" and luke laughs nervously and says "i took some online courses when i was in college!"

luke drives a car like hes in the fast and the furious franchise, fully doing vehicular maneuvers like hes a getaway driver in a high-speed chase and mc is holding onto the handlebar for dear life like "HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE LIKE THIS" and luke just shrugs and says "uh, video games"

luke fully manages to beat up an entire group of assailants without breaking a sweat and mc is like "OKAY. YOU ARE NOT NORMAL. WHAT. HOW. WHY????" and luke is like "self defense classes!" and shes like "you were fighting like a one man army, i do NOT believe you" and luke is silent for a moment before adding "....they were...advanced self defense classes?"

luke is a horrible liar and mc does not believe him but she also did not have enough of a wild ass imagination to jump to the conclusion that the truth is that hes a SECRET AGENT

[akai-akai]

Imagine going to the carnival with Simon.

Gender-neutral reader.

Let's say he's on leave and there's a traveling carnival heading through town so of course you drag Simon along with you, naturally. Coerce him into buying you both corndogs and lemon shake-ups and funnel cake and play all the carnival games, and he definitely gets frustrated when he can't land those god damned rings on the bottles.

But then you spot it a few pop-up stands away. A massive stuffed animal that you absolutely need to take home. And just your luck, it's one of those arcade-like shooter games, so you're turning to him with the biggest puppy eyes you can manage and asking him so sweetly to win it for you.

And ohohoooo boy, as soon as you point it out to Simon, he's on a fucking mission. Slaps the money down in front of the vendor, gets in position, and he looks so bloody attractive when he's so focused and effortlessly hitting target after target with the cheaply-made, unreliable toy rifle. He even adjusts for the off-center scope while you watch excitedly behind him.

The vendor has to stop him short before he wins the entire fucking wall of stuffed animals and pool floaties in one round, and then they get the comically large stuffed animal off the rack for you and Simon takes it and turns to you with a smug look, his dark and brooding demeanor contrasting with the cartoonish and comically large prize in his arms.

You take it from him happily as you both make your way back to his car, the silly thing taking up the entirety of the back seat.

"Hope that thing doesn't replace me in bed tonight," he grumbles, amused.

"I'd never," you say to him. (It ends up in bed with you anyway, but he's possessive enough that he'll scrap with the bloody thing to spoon with you. You'll wake up in the morning with the stuffed animal mysteriously having ended up on the other side of the room.)

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inspired by my ex-military uncle scaring that poor carnival game vendor in a shooting game at our local carnival last week winning a giant pink orca for a little girl (the same uncle who blew a giant hole in the ground with a firework on the 4th of July)

the last part's inspired by that "me and my girlfriend and her life-sized body pillow" meme that was circulating fandoms a while back

[velectric6]

SHOOT SQUIDS!

[shitinmyass]

*some* of my trn headcanons

kostya - bpd, adhd

vasya - npd, autism, c-ptsd

paintball - von willebrand disease

pissfingers - anemia, ocd, audhd

kostya has really thick hair, vasya and piss have thinner hair, and paintball is in the middle

piss is a maladaptive daydreamer

both pissfingers and paintball experience dysgraphia

vasya is extremely sensitive to bright lights

kostya is awful at verbally explaining things

kostya tries to teach piss how to bake cakes and brownie but he usually gives up quickly and lets piss eat the batter instead

^^^ oh yeah i think piss is a really picky eater too

i have more but whatever,, i dont feel like writing,,

[alaskan-wallflower]

Could maybe do headcanons on Wendy and Michael(the goth kid) being cousins and Bebe being a boss at paintball?

i can try!!! also i agree, i love lemmy koopa haha

Wendy and Michael being cousins and Bebe being amazing at paintball includes…

Wendy and Michael being cousins

They’re probably like…step cousins I think

The only times they actually hang out is during family gatherings

tbh i feel like they don’t get along well

he probably told her that stan was a part of their emo group for a bit after they broke up

he probably keeps trying to get wendy to go goth

she probably dressed goth one time and stan nearly had a heart attack

they probably talk sometimes

they go to the same school and wendy probably just ignores him

but during family gatherings she’ll go through his socials and try to talk him out of posting emo quotes for no reason

overall they’re pretty tight

i can’t think of much for this i’m sorry :((

Bebe Stevens paintball headcanons

She’s really good with guns

I kinda headcanon she has an older brother?? He was maybe in college while the show took place

And he probably taught her how to shoot and such

She has a pistol

But she’s really great at paintball

So she probably invites most of the kids in the class to go paintballing with her

Cartman just came along because he found out the rest of the boys were going

so he probably thought ‘hey because bebe is a girl i can kick her ass’

He was out first

She dominated the paintball arena for sure

It probably came down to her and butters lmao

Butters was scared shitless and Bebe eventually won

Nobody fucks with her after that one

[stories-of-the-multiverse]

((These three fuckers grew up rough housing with each other, and yall can’t change my mind-))

[la-principessa-nuova]

I’ve now added in my headcanon about when the contestants all get back at Sam by trapping him on an island and hunting him for sport, that Trapp will set up a ladder for Sam to escape with, and just as Sam reaches the top, Trapp will be waiting there to kick the ladder down and tell him, “Why don’t you stack up some boxes, Sam?”

#let trapp use the ladder :(

[octo-jacket]

“Who the fuck is Paintball and why is he in the apartment.”

[iknowthislooksbad]

House MD 2024 Headcanons

Cuddy implements medical AI to help out with diagnosing patients faster. The whole episode is dedicated to House outsmarting the computer. Obnoxiously. (cue the futility of machine learning.) parallel to House vs God

Chase is a Twitch streamer. He is partial to fortnite. He has 34 devoted viewers, and that is all.

13 is an avid tumblr user, and is popular for her series, "Quotes from my Boss." Wilson follows her, but he never mentions it.

When Cameron gets fully pissed at House, she uploads her POV to Reddit's AITA page. Is it skewed? Absolutely.

Taub plays pickleball a lot.

Foreman discovers slam poetry. No further elaboration.

Wilson kills a man. House helps him evade law enforcement. Season finale?

Kutner gets really good at fortnite so he can humiliate chase on twitch. he regularly antagonizes him, and Chase has a sworn vendetta against the elusive 920NoScope69.

Cuddy closely follows the health gurus online. She gives herself oral flush by trying to make sourdough bread with her own yeast. She deletes Instagram permanently.

Paintball episode

House watches Young Sheldon as a guilty pleasure. He hates it. He loves it.

Cameron and 13 both discover crochet. They make eachother hats every holiday season. Cameron wears her hat every time the weather dips below 55 degrees.

House develops his own hot sauce line. Wilson finds it tasteful. He gifts Cuddy a few sauces for her birthday. She enjoys it with eggs.

[psychcollegeau]

lassie headcanons because i wanna :3

-the minute he turned 13 he got a face full of zits and he still hasn't cleared it up despite trying every single at home remedy which made it worse every. single. time.

-tried so hard to be friends with juliets brother but ultimately failed horribly (there was an incident with ewan's face and the paintball gun)

-knows every answer in history class but has no idea what a preposition is and how to dangle one

-drinks herbal tea (nope he's lying he's addicted to iced coffee)

-amazing at sports but thinks they're useless (except for paintball and will crush everyone at it)

-extremely conventionally attractive but doesn't care how he looks (case in point, his massive glasses)

-had a buzz cut from 7th grade to 10th until jules finally convinced him to grow it out (he has regrets)

-allergic to hazelnuts and pineapple

-huge minecraft nerd and forces everyone to play with him

-always cold, once wore a blanket to a baseball game in july

-disturbingly strong and can lift everyone in the group (even chief vick which scares everyone)

-has an extremely high pain tolerance which, again, terrifies everyone (especially when he broke his foot and didn't notice for an hour and a half)

-you wouldn't think he likes gossip, but him and jules will spend at least an hour a day talking about jessica's awful haircut or andrew cheating on the last test or whatever the latest news is

-has the worst gaydar in the history of ever (he thought shawn was straight like what)

-makes fun of people constantly but its his way of showing affection (that and acts of service but mostly telling shawn how bad he is at minecraft)

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO YES

While funny and common having Bruce not knowing things that his kids do in fanfics, would be even funnier having him always knowing, but as long it doesn't affect him or give more work to Alfred, he just supports.

Kids planning a hidden game of paintball at the watchtower? Bruce leaves some hi tech paint gum next to the zeta and a memo saying who is there that day and a bonus to annoy someone

I mean, this person has a point! That's MY Bruce Wayne, he is the world's greatest detective after all, he knows exactly what they are doing, he just finds it funny. He took it from Alfred btw, because Alfred knows everything and if he acts like he doesn't, it's an official permission.

[bluemirrorangel]

Dead poets' society ship headcanons dates + first kisses

I hope you enjoy these, leave a ship or fandom suggestions and I’ll do headcanons for them if you want :) 

Mitts: 

The aquarium to hold starfish.

They go on walks together in town and try to find the coolest/strangest shop

Their first kiss was on the roof; it was  just past midnight and they’d been stargazing because they couldn’t sleep and Meeks was halfway through their bedroom window when Pitts said his name to get his attention, he’d intended to kiss Meeks on the cheek but Meeks turned around too fast so they ended up kissing properly sort of, Pitts wasn’t angled right so he kissed the corner of his mouth and Meek’s glasses dig into his cheeks but they still look back on it fondly.

knarlie:

The arcade

Laser tag 

Anything where they can compete against each other

Fun fairs and carnivals, they waste most of their money trying to win each other things.

go to haunted houses and try to freak each other out but end up scaring themselves.

I feel like their first kiss was Kat and Patricks from 10 Things I hate about you, the one at the paintball place.

Anderperry:

 The library 

They take turns picking out books that remind them of each other.

They spend a horrific amount of time at the cinema.

They took a road trip to the beach one summer; they were only there for a day and it rained the whole time but they managed to find pretty rocks that matched each other's eyes in the rock pool so it’s still one of Todd’s most treasured memories.

Started doing forehead and cheek kisses as a “joke” mainly in the morning or before bed.

Their first real kiss happens after Todd gets off the phone with his parents, they spent the entire call bragging about Jeffery and didn’t ask a single question about Todd even though they hadn’t seen him since he started. Todd was visibly hurt and on the verge of tears, he was spiralling saying that he felt like nothing and no one cared about him. Neil had held him while he cried and tried to tell him otherwise but Todd was single-minded.

   He hadn’t meant to kiss him, not then but he needed Todd to understand, to get it. It was short and gentle more of a comfort than a kiss, they’d fallen asleep soon after that tangled in each other and completely at peace.

Chameron: 

Late night study sessions in their dorm

Cameron’s up late studying for a test and Charlie’s wide awake playing the saxophone or bongos on his side of the room,  he’s obviously trying to be annoying but Cameron has long since gotten used to Charlies 'shenanigans’ and honestly just appreciates the company.

Late night conversations; Cameron’s bone tired and trying to sleep but Charlie won’t let him, bombarding him with random ‘what if?’ questions and possibly fabricated ‘fun facts’ usually ending with  Cameron ignoring him or Charlie falling asleep to Cameron’s hushed complaints.

Their first kiss was a dare or some other kind of game forfeit

It’s harsh and rushed, Charlie grabbing Cameron by the tie or the lapel of his blazer and crashing their mouths together to silence the other poet's accusations of him being a coward

It’s more teeth than lips and over in less than ten seconds.

Charlie makes a big show of wiping his mouth, triumph outweighing disgust and Cameron sits there completely frozen, face as red as his hair the surprised voices of the other poets drowned out by the blood rushing in his ears.

Cameron is different after that; less annoyed by Charlie's behaviour and more open to his late-night conversations, sharing his opinion more openly and even asking a few of his own.

And for the first time they fall asleep facing each other. 

[incorrectbatfam]

Headcanons about Damian drawing his family members?

He has two sketchbooks

The first is his main one, which has:

Dick covering his ears with his feet

Cass lumbering around the halls wrapped in a king-sized duvet

Duke sneaking out the window after he told Bruce he'll be studying in his room

Steph's selfie double chin

Cyberpunk Babs and her souped-up wheelchair

Harper and Cullen teaming up in paintball

Jason falling asleep with a snot bubble in his nose

Tim biting his golf club after missing the easiest putt

Alfred mending Jon's cape

Carrie eating a dandelion

Selina after she got her wisdom teeth removed

Bruce eating mini M&Ms out of his own palm like a horse

He doesn't mind sharing them if people ask

The second is his secret wish fulfillment one that he'll take to his next grave, which includes:

12-year-old Jason smashing cake into 7-year-old Tim's face

5-year-old Duke making his own toilet paper mummy costume… in July

Bruce carrying 1-year-old Cass in a baby carrier while they wear matching Disneyland ears

Selina helping Dick get ready for his first day of kindergarten

4-year-old Steph doodling all over herself and the walls in lipstick

6-year-old Carrie losing her first tooth

8-year-old Cullen in a Barbie jeep and 9-year-old Harper pushing him around the yard

Alfred and 14-year-old Babs decorating cookies

He hides these, but Bruce finds them anyway and mistakes them for actual family photos

[berzahoes]

headcanons: female jackass member

an: just some headcanons that i’ve been thinking about lately lol

I love johnny’s shirts but you would have an even better wardrobe

basically this:

you’re not afraid to kick all of the guys’ dick when they’re being assholes or just annoying

you love hanging out with johnny’s daughter if she’s on set (she’s not on set often but when she is you’re literally best friends)

you’ve probably broken an arm and a leg at the same time

you know practically everyone had beef with each other in the early 2000s?? NOT YOU or if you do want to have the whole hollywood experience then you do you <3

you definitely made some appearances on viva la bam

chris + you = besties THAT IS ALL I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH CHRIS

you cannot go a full five minutes without cursing (me, it’s literally my vocabulary)

you know how when dave england gets drunk he’s like the worst?? you’re not that bad but when drunk dave is doing stupid shit drunk you is hyping him up

you’re always gaslighting the guys

you would shoot someone with the paintball gun (probably johnny or bam) and they would be on the ground in pain and jeff would just ask “what happened?”

you, casually with a paintball gun in your hand, shrug

“SHE SHOT ME”

“that never happened”

ok but i also love that the only female jackass member would have an obsession with dyeing her hair idk why

nvm i do bc imagine being on edge at work all day bc you think the guys are going to prank you

stress = hair dye i don’t make the rules

SPLIT HAIR OR IDK THE PROPER TERM BUT YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN

omg narcissa malfoy hair yeah <3

ok that’s all i got nothing else 😭😭

[mintyisms]

Runescape Skilling Inspired Headcanons

Agility - How agile is your muse? Are they capable of acrobatic feats?

Archaeology - Does your muse have any interest in history? Is there a particular era or topic that they most enjoy learning about?

Attack - Does your muse have any sort of violent tendencies? Would they attack someone? Or are they more pacifistic? What would make them resort to violence?

Constitution - Does your muse take good care of their health? When was the last time they saw a doctor? Are they currently suffering from any chronic illnesses?

Construction - Is your muse the DIY type when it comes to home projects or do they pay someone to take care of everything? What kind of projects have they taken on before or what sort of projects would they want to start?

Cooking - How well can your muse cook? Do they have a favorite dish or type of cuisine to prepare? Would they rather cook dinner or go out to a restaurant?

Crafting - What are your muse's creative outlets? Would they ever consider turning those outlets into a business or would they rather keep them as a hobby?

Defense - How well is your muse able to defend themself in a physical fight? Do they have any sort of martial arts or fighting training?

Divination - How does your muse feel about psychics, mediums, and the like? Would they ever seek answers from one or trust answers they received?

Dungeoneering - Does your muse enjoy exploring? What was their favorite adventure or what place would they like to explore?

Farming - Does your muse have a green thumb or are they able to kill fake plants? Does growing their own produce appeal to them in anyway?

Firemaking - Does your muse have basic survival skills? How did they learn these skills? If dropped into the middle of nowhere, would they be able to survive and/or find their way home?

Fishing - Does your muse enjoy fishing? If so, do they have any favorite spots? Would they eat their catch or release it?

Fletching - Does your muse have any wood carving skills? If so, what kind of things do they like to carve? If not, would they like to learn?

Herblore - Does your muse trust traditional remedies or do they solely rely on modern medicine? Are they able to create or administer cures themself or do they rely on a professional?

Hunter - Is your muse a hunter? If so, what sort of game do they hunt and with what weapon? Do they have any moral stances on how hunting should be done?

Invention - How good is your muse at problem solving? Have they ever invented something to solve a problem they were having? Do they have any current ideas that they would like bring into the world? Would they keep their inventions private or share them with the world?

Magic - How does your muse feel about magic? Do they or would they wield it if they could? What sort of magic?

Mining - Is your muse used to physical labor? How do they feel about having to get their hands dirty?

Necromancy - Does your muse fear death, embrace it, or treat it with indifference? What do they believe happens when when we die?

Prayer - Is your muse religious or spiritual in any way? How do they feel about organized religion? Do they have any deeply held beliefs that are influenced by religion? Does faith play any sort of role in their life?

Ranging - Does your muse have any experience with shooting sports, such as archery, darts, or paintball? If not, do they have any interest in trying them out? Would they be any good?

Runecrafting - Does your muse have any items they believe hold some kind of magical power? What sort of power? Are they able to charge the item or is the power inherent to the item?

Slayer - Has your muse ever had to defeat a monster, real or imagined? What was the outcome? Knowing what they know now, would it be easier if they had to do it again?

Smithing - How does your muse handle heat? Do they overheat or catch chills more easily? Do they prefer to be warm or cold?

Strength - How strong is your muse? Did they come by this strength naturally or unnaturally (steroids, magic, technology, etc)? Which do they value more, mental or physical strength?

Summoning - Has your muse ever had a pet? Would they like to have one now if they don't currently have one? What type of pet are they most suited to?

Thieving - Has your muse ever stolen anything? Did they feel bad about it? Do they feel there are morally acceptable reasons to steal or is it a completely black and white issue?

Woodcutting - How concerned is your muse with taking care of the environment? Would they stand in harms way to protest things like logging or oil companies? What sort of things do they do in everyday life to help the environment, if anything?

[sillystarwrites]

hi could you write zooble x reader headcanons pls

A/N: yes dude!!11!1!1! Zooble fans rise‼️

Type: romance!1!1!1 gender neutral reader, gonna go from meeting hcs, developed feelings hcs, confessing hcs, and then wa blam dating hcs

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| TADC | Zooble x GN!Reader Headcanons |

♡ Meeting You ♡

☆ they had arrived in the circus a bit before you did, so this was their first experience with a new person here

☆ you had bumped into them, causing their slightly loose arms to fall off

☆ naturally they were a tad resentful, annoyed that they had to get Ragatha to help put their arms back on while Caine gave you a tour

☆ but oddly (and annoyingly) enough, you seemed to be fonder of them, sticking to them during the adventure.

☆ the adventure, an indoor one, was a simple paintball fight, with Gloinks running around for some reason

☆ they didn’t exactly mind you following them, tolerating you more since there was already a shared disliking for Jax. 

☆ You both targeted him the WHOLEEE time

☆ your clumsy ass DID somehow shoot them and yourself at multiple points, somehow, but it was fun

☆ you guys still got hit hard, but it was funny whenever you hit him

☆ after that, you two did stick together a bit more, and they eventually didn’t exactly mind how clumsy you were

☆ despite how closed off they were, they opened up to you more as time went on, considering you their best friend

♡ Developed Feelings ♡

☆they were in COMPLETE denial

☆ to be fair who wouldn’t 

☆ you’re their BEST FRIEND, there’s no way they like you like THAT…right?

☆ spoilers: wrong!1!1!1!1

☆They were head over heels

☆Literally. You had them so distracted at one point, they tripped and their head fell just aHEAD (lmao I’m so funny/j) of their feet

☆ you helped them, of course, and they were HELLA flustered

☆ bright red and everything, but considering their head is pink it wasn’t that noticeable 

☆But still, you holding their face was definitely a memory for them

☆ They definitely clung to you a bit more often, making sure you were okay during the adventures and all that

☆ And protecting you from Jax!!

☆ they were still really affectionate, but more so by doing stuff for you 

☆Once Jax found out he definitely made a TON of fun of them for it too

☆ He even told you they liked you once, just to see your reaction

☆ Yes, that gave your also down bad self a LOTTT of hope, but it was Jax, so no way you would believe that.

♡ Confessing ♡

☆it took a LOT of pestering from Jax and a lot of encouragement from Pomni and Gangle for them to confess

☆ For putting up such a rough exterior they got VERY anxious about this

☆ how it happened was this

☆ Before an adventure, they asked you to meet them at their room after it ended

☆ to which you agreed,  couldn’t be that bad

☆ During the adventure you did notice they were a lot more…anxious? Fidgety? You were worried for them, that was the only thing you knew

☆ you tried to ask them if something was wrong, but they pushed you away

☆ they also were avoiding you too, so something was definitely up

☆After the adventure, you met them at their room as they asked

☆ They were there, along with gangle and Pomni down the hall watching, just in case!

☆ they took a few deep breaths when you arrived, calming themself down as they began to speak

☆ it took a bit of stalling, but then they blurted it out.

☆ and to their surprise…you reciprocated!!

♡ Dating ♡

☆ it was almost immediately you suggested dating, and they agreed of course

☆ I don’t see them being very touchy, but if you wanted some physical affection, they’re happy to oblige

☆ they DEFINITELY like giving words of affirmation or acts of service

☆ like they enjoy protecting you from Jax’s teasing

☆ said teasing was a LOTTT more prominent now too, since you and the “oh so mean” Zooble were dating

☆They also compliment you a lot after adventures, even as they stopped going to them

☆ you convinced them to go to a few though!! 

☆ spending time with each other was both of you two’s favorite thing

☆ You also helped them pick out parts each morning, since you stayed in their room, cuddling or not it was nice to be around them

☆They had a big bed, so if neither of you wanted to snuggle, it’d be fine

☆ occasionally, you may get into small fights over the adventures, but they were never too big

☆you also gave them small cheek kisses every now and then, since they didn’t exactly have lips to kiss with

☆ Those were the main reason they went on adventures, to be honest

☆ They also felt more confident with the pieces you picked for them, they felt more special knowing you thought of them when you saw them

☆ They also definitely lent you a piece or two, even if you didn’t have much use for them, sometimes they had fun accessories in there you liked

☆ You also convinced Caine to give you a few of new pieces to give Zooble every now and then

☆ they did the same for you, just getting you more accessories 

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A/N: okay that’s itttt!!! Sorry if they were kinda lazy towards the end, I’m tired