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Send a number 1-30 and my muse will react to you showing up in that costume!

Alternatively, send "Do you like my costume?" and I'll pick a number at random for my muse to react to! Includes a mix of silly, spooky, and sexy costumes.

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The Parent Trap (1998) – Sentence Starters

Now the question is, how do I get it out?

Now that’s my kind of woman.

Do you, like, live next door to a movie star?

It’s rather picturesque, don’t you think?

Maybe you’ll actually find someone on this continent who can whip your tush at poker.

Missing you already, queen of my heart.

I’ve just got to have a scoop of these gorgeous strawberries.

At least I’m not putting salt in the sugar shakers!

Ladies, let’s not be damsels in distress here.

You ears, well, don’t worry, you’ll grow into them.

Want me to deck her for ya?

It’s time to break up this little lovefest.

Loser jumps into the lake after the game. Butt. Naked.

If that’s the way you want it, then let the games begin.

I am so tired. I’m going back to bed and sleeping till lunch.

That girl is without a doubt the lowest, most awful creature that ever walked the planet!

I can’t let you go in there. She’s highly contagious.

Are any of your pictures ruined?

You’ve never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio?

He didn’t know I was taking the picture or else he would have turned around.

I love Oreos. At home I eat them with…I eat them with peanut butter.

I don’t have a father, actually. I mean, I had one once I suppose.

It’s scary the way nobody stays together anymore.

You wanna go get a Popsicle or something?

Will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this?

I think we should switch places.

So, what’s the problem? I’ll teach you to be and you teach me to be you.

You want to know the difference between us? I have class and you don’t.

He’s so cute. What do we call him?

You’re nervous? An 11-year-old is cutting my hair!

No. No, no, and no. Not happening. Sorry, wrong number. I won’t. I refuse.

Relax, I’ve gone with all my friends to get their ears pierced. It’s nothing.

I found a stowaway in your suitcase.

I think that time change has made you a little loopy.

Now spin around. I want to see the back of the dress.

You’re married now. You’ve got to learn to juggle.

My mom is too cool.

He was quite lovely, to tell you the truth. When we met he was…actually, entirely lovely.

Get into these arms, you little punk.

I mean, I feel like I’m practically a new woman.

Did I hear something about corn bread and chili?

It’s none of my business how your father makes a fool out of himself.

She’s doing a better job of sellin’ herself than the grapes.

I’m gonna go inside, I’m gonna get some more chili…maybe a bottle of champagne to celebrate.

Do you want the 411?

I can’t believe I lived my entire life without knowing her.

You just have to break ‘em up. Sabotage her. Do whatever you have to.

It’s an old camp tradition–talk to your friend from inside a closet.

I’d probably oversleep too if I were up until midnight making mysterious phone calls from my bathroom.

Ooh. Ice woman.

Honestly, the woman’s a complete stranger to me.

You got something you want to share with the class, there, [name]?

You gave me a fright.

I’m gonna make you something special to eat. What would you like? Anything? You know what, it doesn’t matter. I’m just gonna go whip up everything we’ve got.

How can you marry a woman young enough to be my big sister?

Are you speaking french?

Don’t look at me. I don’t know a thing.

Being young and beautiful is not a crime, you know.

I’m marrying [name] in two weeks, whether you like it or not. So I suggest you do not tangle with me anymore.

Well, if you ask me, the bouquet is a little too robust for a Merlot…but then again, I’m partial to the softer California grape.

Just got a touch woozy, that’s all.

Oh, darling. I’ve loved you your whole life.

No offense, [name], but this arrangement really sucks.

I’m not mature enough for this.

Anxious-nervous like he’s totally completely dreading it or anxious-excited like he’s looking forward to it?

You’re more like a lovable brother who just happens to wait on us.

Hello, pet. You may call me Aunt [name].

I’ve never seen you quite so thirsty before.

Don’t do this to me. I’m already seeing double.

I’m just gonna go back to my room and check out the old mini-bar situation.

Don’t tell me you’re gonna break your rotten streak and suddenly be nice to me?

May your life be far less complicated than mine.

I’ve had enough surprises for one day. Will you please just tell me where we’re going?

It’s all a bit hazy to me now. It ended so fast.

We said stupid things and so I packed. Got on my very first 747 and you didn’t come after me.

And what am I supposed to do for three days? Sit home and knit?

Sticky situation? What do you mean “sticky situation”?

I didn’t realize that you were going on this little outing, and to tell you the truth I’m not so sure that I’m okay with it.

I would pay big money to see that woman climb a mountain.

Somebody hand me my Evian. I can’t move.

Get that thing away from me. I hate things that crawl.

Sure, you’ll help me. Right over a cliff, you’ll help me.

It’s me or them. Take your pick.

We’ve been punished to the end of the century.

We played a couple of harmless pranks on her and she kinda freaked out a little.

She threw this at my head. At least it’s smaller than a hair dryer.

I’m a man of limited interests.

You don’t always have to be so brave, you know.

Did you know that the Concord gets you here in half the time?

I made the mistake of not coming after you once, [name]. I’m not going to do that again.

And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees and fall into your arms and cry hysterically.

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Overly Sarcastic Productions Starters:                  😈 👼  The Divine Comedy  👼 😈

~Inferno~

Sadly, this is not actually a mountain of infinite candy.

Somehow I feel that my dentist would disagree with my analysis.

Looks like you’re too lame to go to heaven.

Hey, why do I hear so much screaming?

I said welcome to hell, idiot. What part of that was unclear?

You are being a real downer, you know?

The first circle of hell isn’t really hell, either, it’s more like diet hell.

So this is the nice, comfy part of hell?

Hell is neither nice nor comfy.

Guess who gets to babysit this loser all the way to purgatory?

Oh yeah, this was so worth plotting to kill my mom.

So your wife and that bull, huh?

Of all the potential eternal punishment someone could suffer, I’d say rooming with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy forever is hands down the one I’d pick.

If you do this every time you hear a sob story we’re going to be here for seven hundred pages.

I mean…rain is uncomfortable.

This sounds less like a hellish punishment and more like an activity from my middle school gym class.

YOU LADIES CALL THAT PUSHING BOULDERS? MY GRANDMA PUSHES WALKERS HEAVIER THAN THOSE!

In my experience, this is how most bureaucratic processes end up.

Must be nice being alive and, you know, not on fire.

Heh, stoked. Get it? ‘Cause they’re on fire?

I just hate trees SO MUCH.

This isn’t anything like Mulan.

He’s not exactly the straightest crayon in the box, but he’s still a really swell dude.

And on your left you’ll see the blood waterfall!

At least I can finally see my own butt!

Am I the only one who finds this stunningly unfair?

I like it when their flesh falls off.

What did I tell you about the hope thing?

This snake pit is actually somehow worse than your average, run-of-the-mill snake pit.

Everyone rooming down here is provided with their own personal bubble of fire, which honestly sounds pretty cozy.

If they were so attached to their city, maybe they should have thought twice about that stupid horse.

Whatever, we never asked for mythical authenticity.

What idiot thought ruling in hell would be fun for anybody?

Hell is all about disproportionate retribution.

Just don’t think too hard about how close we are to Satan’s butthole.

~Purgatorio~

No, it’s cool, his dead girlfriend sent us.

Are we in Australia?

It’s boring, but at least it’s pretty!

Purgatory has only one rule, and it’s not don’t talk about Purgatory.

It’s not hardcore, it HURTS.

If you wanted an in-depth, symbolic analysis, you’d be over on SparkNotes right now.

Who wants to hear me read the fourteenth century equivalent of the phonebook?

In my experience, singing while climbing mountains makes the climbing more difficult, but whatever.

Purgatory isn’t all fun and games.

Sloth is purged through rigorous use of middle school gym class punishment tactics.

I’m pretty sure I haven’t eaten since we went to hell.

Now we need to walk into the fire.

There is no way I’m going to set myself on fire for your amusement.

So tell me about your suppressed affection for your mother.

Ever try Pilates?

I’m sorry, but my soul is needed elsewhere.

Come on. Let me go back to hell already!

Quit crying. This is supposed to be a place of fun.

I mean, sure, I was dead, but it’s not like you were never gonna see me again.

Clearly this was a proportionate response that wasn’t over-the-top at all.

Insert joke about jealous ex-girlfriends here.

~Paradiso~

It’s full of spirits buzzing around like ten-year-olds jacked up on pixisticks.

In conclusion: it’s dark because God said so.

It’s so crazy, you never know what it’s gonna do next!

And so the sands of time wear down on us all.

Who cares? Certainly not us!

I dunno, the cathedral’s pretty nice.

This path is so inefficient!

Even the Magic Schoolbus visited the planets in order, and they did that in a bus!

It’s so cool how this isn’t killing me instantly!

That’s not space. Space doesn’t look anything like that.

Also, the eagle is probably Jesus.

And that’s why gardens are just the best.

I don’t know what’s happening but my eyes really hurt.

I was in Eden for all of seven hours.

Man, the Bible just cannot be asked to keep its terminology straight.

There are also rainbows, because of course there are.

Are you telling me God is a reading rainbow?

My childhood just got so much more theologically significant.

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And I swear, not tryna be vindictive I'm just terrified that you might see me different You'll change your mind, tell me that I'm crazy Tell me that I'm okay, tell me that you'll stay

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Evan And Katelyn Starters

taken from random videos on the main and second channels

"There are, indeed, no directions."

"We were totally going to bribe her."

"That's the best hole we've ever made!"

"We set off some kind of fire alarm in the house, I think."

"I am in need of treats."

"Everyone's gonna see that I'm in pj pants."

"You are a wholesome potato."

"So I bought a robotic dog."

"All you do is laugh and say 'wow' in endless amazement."

"I found my passion of scaring kids around the world."

"We measured! But yes, it's way too big."

"Fingers crossed it still exists in the morning."

"Don't touch anything. It's covered in glass dust."

"Did you say we're going to be blowing up bathtubs?"

"You'll notice I haven't used all the glitter yet."

"I'm ready to take a bath. It's been weeks."

"I want to punch things."

"You could sell that at the mall. Like on the side of the mall in the parking lot."

"Don't think about it. Just eat. Just put it in your mouth."

"The color combined with the texture is not a vibe."

"We got it from IKEA."

"You're not helping, but I can't tell if you're hurting."

"He's so cute and adorable. He just wants a hug."

"I'm starting to get peppermint mixed with burnt electronics."

"We are pun lovers around here."

"Aren't we all inherently lumpy?"

"They taste like pink and sparkles."

"There's egg juice in there. It's nasty!"

"It feels so weird to be stabbing you."

"What if there was a faster, more dangerous way to do that?"

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❔ Clue (1985) Sentence Starters ❔

You have your instructions?

Tonight you may well feel obliged to my employer for the use of an alias.

Is this the right address to meet [name]?

I’m merely a humble butler.

Well, someone’s got to break the ice, and it might as well be me.

I have absolutely no idea what we’re doing here, or what I’m doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself.

I forgot we’re not supposed to say who we really are, though heavens to Betsy, I don’t know why.

Well, I’m sure I don’t know, but if I wasn’t trying to keep the conversation going, then we would just be sitting here in an embarrassed silence.

Are you afraid of silence, [name]?

I do know a little bit about psychological medicine, yes.

I’ve certainly seen you before. Although you may not have seen me.

Surprises, my friend. That’s what it contains–surprises!

Can I interest any of you in fruit or dessert?

It’s a hoax! I suggest we all leave.

I mean, nobody could blackmail me. My life is an open book–I’ve never done anything wrong.

That sounds like a confession to me. In fact, the double negative has led to proof positive. I’m afraid you gave yourself away.

I came into money during the war, when I lost my mommy and daddy.

He didn’t actually seem to like me very much. He had threatened to kill me in public.

Why would he want to kill you in public?

He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.

It’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.

I work for the state department. And I am a homosexual.

I enjoy getting presents from strange men.

The only way to avoid finding yourselves on the front pages is for one of you to kill [name].

Someone tried to grab the gun from me in the dark and the gun went off.

Well one of us must have killed him!

I…I had to stop her from screaming!

You locked me up with a murderer, you idiot!

He believed that you were all thoroughly un-American.

We all had the opportunity. We all had a motive.

Don’t touch it! That’s evidence!

If I was the killer, I would kill you next.

Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.

Flies are where men are most vulnerable.

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.

Why would anyone want to kill him twice?

We’re trying to find out who killed him, and where, and with what!

I’m not shouting! All right, I am. I’m shouting. I’m shouting. I’m shouting!

Okay, put the corpses on the sofa.

There’s a homicidal maniac about!

Well, there’s no body. There’s nobody. There’s nobody in the study.

If you leave, I’ll say that you killed them both.

No man in his right mind would be alone together with you.

There is still some confusion as to whether or not there’s anybody else in this house.

If we split up into pairs, whichever one is left with the killer might get killed!

It’s you and me, honey bunch.

What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?

What the hell. I’ll go first–I’ve had a good life.

There’s no alternative. I’m just going to have to break it down!

You know, you could have killed us! I could’ve been killed!

You all seem very anxious about something.

Frightfully drafty, these old houses.

Why is J. Edgar Hoover on you phone?

It’s not all that shocking. These folks are just having a good time.

The doorbell rang and it was [name], looking pale and tragic.

Why was he bashed in the head a few minutes later with a candlestick if he was dead already?

Clearly the best way of escaping death was to pretend to be dead already.

If I was the murderer, why would I reveal to you how I did it?

What do you mean, “don’t deny it”? I’m not denying anything.

That’s why you were so desperate to get your hand on those negatives. Photographs of you and [name] in flagrante delicto.

[name] threatened to send those pictures to my dear old mother. The shock would have killed her!

He was on my payroll. I bribed him once a week so I could carry on with business.

Whoever it is, they gotta go away or they’ll be killed!

Repent. The kingdom of heaven is at hand!

Our lives are in danger, you beatnik!

Whoever has the gun is the murderer.

Communism is just a red herring.

Like all members of the oldest profession, I”m a capitalist.

You don’t know what kind of people they have at the U.N.

The game’s up, [name]. There are no more bullets left in that gun.

[name], don’t hate me for trying to shoot you.

Monkeys’s brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington, D.C.

So it all has nothing to do with the disappearing nuclear physicist and [name]’s work on the new fusion bomb?

I don’t approve of murder, but it seems to me you’ve done the world a service by ridding it of an appalling blackmailer and his disgusting informers.

I suggest that we stack the bodies in the cellar, lock it, leave quietly, one at a time, and pretend that none of this ever happened.

But is the FBI in the habit of cleaning up after multiple murder?

Take your hands off me! I’m a senator’s wife!

Like the Mounties, we always get our man.

I hated her SO much. It…flames. Flames…on the side of my face. Breathing…breathle–heaving breaths.

Wait a minute! So who did I kill?

Why should the police come? Nobody’s called them.

I thought men like you were usually called a “fruit”.

If you want to know who killed [name], I did. In the hall, with the revolver.

I’m going to go home and sleep with my wife.

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‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎I'm a whole lotta woman‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎From the way I walk and toss my hips ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎I'm a whole lotta woman ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎From the sound of my voice to the gloss on my lips ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎I'm a whole lotta woman‏‏ ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ ‎Anything I see I want, I get

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The Powerpuff Girls Movie Starters

"They are utterly helpless and in desperate need of a true hero!"

"Well, aren't you all cute and bubbly?"

"Birthday! It's your birthday! I should get gifts!"

"All I've got to do is be a good parent!"

"Note to self: good parents don’t leave their kids home alone."

"Sugar, spice, and everything nice, who would have guessed that's what little girls were actually made of?"

"I'll go wash up, then we'll bring in the furniture."

"They’re really special. I mean really special and I just want to make sure they’ll be okay so what do you think? Do you think they’ll be okay?"

"This is what happens when you put twenty little kids in one room."

"What’s the point of this game anyway?"

"Oh, no! I’ve been infected!"

"You know, I've got a nice car."

"What are you doing? We’re in a serious pickle!"

"Got you, you little bunny."

"The game is over and it’s your bedtime."

"I'm glad you had so much fun because tomorrow will be a busy day too."

"Unfortunately, people often get scared or angry when they don’t understand something special or unique."

"People here are nice. Things will be fine!"

"He’s in cahoots with the evil pickle cart killers!"

"We really would like for you to come downtown with us so we can ask you a few questions."

"He hates us. He totally hates us!"

"He probably just got held up, or maybe the car broke, or maybe he just forgot, or... maybe he hates us."

"Should the manufacturing of super powered children be illegal?"

"I was reaching down between my legs to ease the seat back when this atomic bug buzzed in, with no fair warning!"

"Used to be a time when you could buy an honest pickle."

"They are little freaks, aren’t they?"

"They don't know I'm in jail."

"Well, it’s official. I have no idea where we are."

"Maybe there’s a box we can get in around back!"

"Go away. Please. Do not look at me."

"You’re no monster, mister. You’re just really dirty."

"How could you know what it’s like for people to fear and despise you for the very things that make you special?"

"This brain is full of brilliant ideas, but will anyone listen? No."

"Your powers are great! You just gotta believe in yourself!"

"You did very good. Very good indeed."

"Well, there is one last, teeny tiny, itsy bitsy thing we still need."

"I thought the zoo kept all the animals in cages."

"They are unaware that your actions will have helped change their world forever!"

"You think they'll still be made at us for playing tag?"

"Jail? Lawsuits? Angry mobs? What’s next?"

"This isn’t making the town a better place!"

"Do not continue with the ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed!"

"That big fat dumb jerk! He duped us! He planned it all along and we fell for it!"

"What does it look like I’m doing? I’m building a house ‘cause now we have to live here!"

"I don’t wanna sleep on a rock!"

"We weren't going to get people to stop hating us by breaking rules!"

"Ugh, never mind! I’m not fighting with you and I’m not talking to you, EVER!"

"There's too many monkeys!"

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM YOU DARN DIRTY APE!"

"I didn’t mean it! It was an accident! And he wouldn’t let go! And then the dog! That stupid dog! And then the monkeys!"

"Come on, let’s put an end to this gorilla warfare!"

"We’ve got one last monkey to get off our backs!"

"It’s good you little freaks know when you’re beaten."

"I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking."

"Now let’s get out of this town and find a new, safe place to live!"

"We already tried running away."

"Oh, my! You’re actual trying to stop me? That’s so cute!"

"Who are you calling cute?"

"You dare challenge ME? Attempt to defeat ME? Try to destroy ME?"

"None of them will ever understand you as I can."

"Maybe everyone would like us more if we were just normal little girls."

"I was wondering if maybe sometime we could like call you to save the day or whatever."

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‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎I don’t wanna be this way forever ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Keep telling myself that I’ll get better ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Every time I try, I always stop me ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ ‎Maybe I’m just scared to be happy

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More Runescape Examine Starters

"I'd make a joke about this raven, but it'd be in (Edgar Allan) Poe taste."

"I wonder if I can open it and take a peek inside."

"Hopefully there are no needles hidden inside."

"No amount of poisoned fish food will make it safe to put your hand in there."

"I'm not familiar with this type of summoning circle."

"Is he...? Never mind."

"This is what happens when you let your memory wander."

"Better get my shovel ready."

"Looks like it has been dead a long time."

"Who are you calling chicken?"

"There's enough wood here to be of use."

"In this world, nothing is certain except death and being taxed by death, even when it comes to sweets."

"Are those fleas all over it?"

"There's not a single horse in here."

"She's dead!"

"Huh, there's only one of them."

"Go on. Give him a poke."

"I can see eels swimming in the water."

"It's jelly time!"

"This leads into a crypt."

"They got out! Whatever they were."

"It looks like some work in progress was just abandoned here."

"Oversleeping is bad for your health."

"Is it braziers you burn when you want to protest?"

"This is a strange device."

"Is this half-built or half-destroyed?"

"If being injured wasn't enough, lying here will also give you back problems!"

"I wonder what happens if I rub it."

"These belong in a museum!"

"I don't know why this is here."

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‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎I'm the perfect bad guy ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎She's a nut, she talks too much ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎She's loud and drunk

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎LET'S TAKE HER DOWN A SIZE