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Send "Dear Diary" for a peek at a journal entry my muse would write about yours!

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i wish someone loved me as much as i HATE myself

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Good Mythical Weekend Starters

taken from random episodes

"Ya'll tried to get me cancelled before, and I will not be saying anything about Taylor Swift today."

"Go home and apologize to your wife."

"I don't care about being funny, I just want everyone to think I have good takes."

"I've been looking forward to having stepchildren since the day I saw my first porno."

"Under all circumstances, that has to cease to exist."

"This is going to upset vintage video game collectors everywhere."

"You're telling me the knife flute has design flaws?"

"I've never played with a Polly Pocket in my life."

"I did a good job. I did a really good job."

"I brought you all here to compliment me."

"If people don't laugh hard enough, just yell at them that they're not smart."

"Some of us don't have a family to exploit."

"You did tell everyone to put your nuts in their mouth..."

"All birds are government drones."

"Someone broke into my car and stole all my R. Kelly CDs."

"I love dead family member jokes."

"Socks definitely go with sandals."

"It's time to put life in your mouth and suck out everything it has to offer."

"Grey sweat pants are not pajamas, they're lingerie."

"I was ready to agree with your opinion until you started talking."

"Thank you for catering to the men for once."

"Here's five things you should do to not get hard when someone invades your home."

"There's so many other uses for dead bodies than putting them in the ground."

"I have to pee so bad. I should not be drinking this."

"Wanna go to Dave and Busters later?"

"It sounds like you want to talk about jazz."

"I can eat 69 chicken wings in one sitting."

"I'm almost legally blind so my hearing is heightened."

"I'm having to actively fight the urge to stick my foot out and trip someone."

"Take this gnarly shot."

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The Game Grumps Play Danganronpa V3

chapter 4 starters

"It's too hard to put on a hat."

"This place reminds me of Event Horizon, my favorite rom-com."

"NOBODY ELSE GETS TO TALK ABOUT SPACE BUT ME!"

"Can we talk about this guy gate-keeping space for a minute?"

"The only time I feel like I'm going to live forever is when I'm drunk."

"Wait, is this some kind of trick? Are you going to tweet this out?"

"When I find out what it all really means, I'll still be confused."

"You're gonna die, and then everyone else is gonna die."

"I don't know, man, you're the one punching people."

"I grew up in New Jersey and I farted a lot. That's my backstory."

"When I come into a room thirty minutes from now and there's an axe buried in your head, I'll think about what a great dude you are."

"We may as well just hang here and jerk ourselves off."

"I have a feeling we're gonna be stuck in this weirdness for a long-ass time."

"Why didn't they ever check San Diego for Carmen San Diego?"

"I'm starting to think this is pseudoscience."

"Does kitten need to lap up a bowl of milk?"

"I thought she liked me liked me."

"This is big. This is really, really big. Never mind, I'm over it."

"Let's go have ourselves a snack."

"She's been dead for like...days. Gotta move on."

"Right now we have a body to stuff in a closet."

"My daughter's been barfing for quite some time."

"Don't be so hard on yourself. You've only let...six people die."

"I don't want to hold your hand."

"Maybe if you touched a butt cheek, then maybe I'd hang around."

"There's only one thing I can do: smoke weed everyday."

"Vulgar Bitch is the name of my emo band."

"Why would she go to a rooftop without her fiddle?"

"I gave myself a Brazilian."

"Why are you the first person talking to me?"

"Why does no one love you?"

"That loinclothed bear-man with the protruding navel has officially sunk into the waterfall, which means it's punishment time."

"I'm one of those freaks with two hearts behind each eye."

"Daddy's got a hard case of the whatevs."

"Just do it. Kill her."

"I'm going to be quiet for a good five minutes while I collect my thoughts."

"I've got a lady in my car."

"I'm just gonna say it: let the motherfucker burn."

"Gotta be like water, my friend. It can flow or it can crash."

"I came up with a cockamamie scheme while I was imagining driving."

"Murder's weird."

"My eyeliner is on point."

"Pull yourself together! Or die. You could also die."

"You would win an Oscar for that delivery if it was in a film."

"You can't just rely on me all the time. I suck."

"Just because she tried to kill you doesn't mean you get to insult her!"

"I do my best thinking screaming down a highway at ninety miles an hour."

"We need to know where the Froot Loops are!"

"I one million percent forgot you existed, but it's nice to see you."

"I don't have any idea how it would logically work, but what does logic have to do with anything?"

"Hear me out: I would fuck the robot chicken from Five Nights at Freddy's."

"Everyone would fuck the robot chicken from Five Nights at Freddy's."

"When you told me that Count Chocula is better than Frankenberry, that's a fucking lie."

"If you weren't on the roof then who was I making out with?"

"Why would I get emotional about my friends dying?"

"May I use my magic to check if the murderer is the murderer?"

"I don't wanna do anything. I'd rather be dead."

"Nice fart. It'd be a shame if someone sniffed it."

"I don't understand why you would hide something in your boobs. That's where people are looking all the time."

"At last, I can sit back, relax, and get murdered."

"There's a big hole in the roof. You can see every room."

"Cute outfit, bitch."

"When am I ever going to cosplay?"

"She once paralyzed me with just a touch. I miss her."

"I wasted so much free time on this guy."

"Everything's gelatinous and on fire."

"Dance, motherfucker."

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎lordy, lordy, lordy ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i can't help it, i like to PARTY, it's genetic

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Education Related Headcanons

What is your muse's relationship to education in general? Was their experience overall positive or negative?

Did your muse attend public or private school? Or some combination? Were they homeschooled? Or something completely different?

What's the highest level of education your muse has attained? Do they want to continue in higher education?

What was your muse's favorite school lunch? Least favorite? Were they a cold lunch or hot lunch kid?

Are there any field trips your muse fondly remembers? Do they have any horror stories?

What sort of things did your muse get into during recess? Sports? Hanging out on the monkey bars? Clapping erasers because they got held back for detention?

Who was your muse's favorite teacher and why? Least favorite?

Did your muse get bullied in school? What for and by who? How did they handle it?

How much of a role did technology play in your muse's education?

What was your muse's best and/or favorite class? Worst and/or least favorite class? Why?

Was your muse part of a clique or friend group or were they more of a loner? How many friends did they have?

Did your muse participate in extracurricular activities? If so, what were they? If not, why not? Did they want to?

Is there a class your muse regrets not taking while in school?

If your muse was called to the principal's office, would it most likely be for a good reason or a bad reason?

How did your muse get to school? Bus? Carpool? Walking? Did they stay on campus?

Did your muse have to deal with strict dress codes? Did they ever get in trouble for a dress code violation? Was it a valid issue?

How much time did your muse spend studying? Did they grasp lessons easily or did they struggle?

If your muse had to choose between studying academics, arts, or athletics, which would they choose?

Did your muse ever skip school? How often? Were they caught? What sort of punishment did they face?

Did your muse ever receive a superlative ("most likely to") award in the yearbook? If not, what award would they have been lock for?

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Starters

"You are the fairest one of all."

"What wouldst thou know, my Queen?"

"Alas, she is more fair than thee."

"We are standing by a wishing well."

"I'm wishing for the one I love to find me today."

"Wait! Wait, please! Don't run away!"

"To make doubly sure you do not fail, bring back her heart in this."

"Why, I believe you're lost. Oh, please don't cry."

"C'mon, perk up. Won't you grin for me?"

"She's mad, and jealous of you! She'll stop at nothing!"

"Run! Run away! Hide, in the woods! Anywhere! Never come back!"

"Please don' run away! I won't hurt you."

"I didn't mean to frighten you, but you don't know what I've been through."

"I'm so ashamed of this fuss I've made."

"What do you do when things go wrong? Oh! You sing a song!"

"With a smile and a song, life is just a bright, sunny day."

"I'm sure I'll get along somehow. Everything's going to be alright."

"Why, they've never swept this room."

"You clean the fireplace and I will use the broom."

"Just whistle while you work and cheerfully together we can tidy up the place."

"It ain't no trick to get rich quick if ya dig, dig, dig with a shovel or pick."

"Oh! What adorable little beds!"

"Mark my words, there's trouble a-brewing. Felt it coming all day."

"That's a bad sign. What do we do?"

"Hey, someone stole our dishes!"

"Quiet, you fool! You want to get us all killed?"

"He says it's a monster, asleep in our beds!"

"Let's kill it before it wakes up."

"All females is poison!"

"Now, don't tell me who you are. Let me guess."

"Ask her who she is and what she's a-doin' here."

"If the queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us!"

"She's full of black magic. She can make herself invisible. Might be in this room right now."

"If you let me stay, I'll keep house for you."

"March straight outside and wash, or you'll not get a bite to eat."

"I'm warnin' ya. You give 'em an inch, and they'll walk all over ya!"

"Don't listen to that old warhog."

"'Tis the heart of a pig you hold in your hand."

"I'll go myself in a disguise so complete no one will ever suspect."

"I'd like to dance and tap my feet, but they won't keep in rhythm."

"He was so romantic I could not resist."

"Bless the seven little men who have been so kind to me."

"Have a bite? It's not for you!"

"Beware of strangers!"

"Don't let nobody or nothin' in the house."

"All alone, my pet?"

"Shame on you, frightening a poor old lady."

"What ails these crazy birds?"

"This is no ordinary apple. It's a magic wishing apple."

"There must be something your little heart desires."

"Now, take a bite."

"Meddling little fools!"

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎i've won, i've lost, i've paid the cost ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎and i'll never break

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Quaritsch Photography @ Unsplash

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'cause i'm a low life, and i'm loving it

i'm never gonna change as long as i live

i'm a low life, so fucking deal with it

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Peter Hammer @ Unsplash

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show me one man that's never made mistakes

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Let It Rock

starters and prompts inspired by the element of earth

STARTERS

"Who thought starting a garden would be this hard?"

"I wonder where this tunnel goes."

"I'm going to throw a brick through his window."

"Do you think we'll ever make it to the top of Everest?"

"We're too old to be playing hopscotch."

"I've always preferred rose gold."

"The grass tickles!"

"I'm so stoned right now."

"I have just the crystal to help you with that that."

"Hold on. There's a rock in my shoe."

"Take a hike!"

"I fell and scraped my knee."

"Last time I went along with your bullshit I was grounded for a month."

"I bet you can't climb higher than I can!"

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend."

"I think a sinkhole just opened up under your car."

"It's about time you hit rock bottom."

"Grab a shovel and start digging."

"Do you think there's gold in them there hills?"

"I look forward to dancing on your grave."

PROMPTS - feel free to reverse sender/receiver as desired

[ ouch! ] - sender's muse throws a rock at receiver's muse

[ medal ] - receiver's muse presents sender's muse with some kind of award

[ shovel ] - sender's muse finds receiver's muse digging a hole for unknown reasons

[ pottery ] - our muses take a ceramics class together

[ quicksand ] - receiver's muse finds sender's muse stuck in quicksand

[ fossil ] - our muses unexpectedly make an archaeological discovery

[ ooh sparkly ] - our muses are browsing in a jewelry store

[ stacking stones ] - our muses are stacking stones to see who can make the tallest tower

[ spelunking ] - our muses are exploring a cave

[ mud bath ] - our muses indulge in mud baths at the spa