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Starters from the Neoboards Pt. 4

quotes randomly taken from the Neopets boards, edited for clarity

"Microplastics are the primary fuel that will be exploited by the higher lifeform that evolves after the total human extinction event."

"The Dog is in the Kitchen. I repeat. The Dog is in the Kitchen."

"I try and I try, but no matter what I do, everything returns to bread."

"Have you done anything kind for yourself lately? Have you forgiven yourself for anything?"

"I'm not chuckling anymore. There's nothing to chuckle about."

"Ladies can also swashbuckle while enjoying competitive amounts of food!"

"I have an unfortunate confession: I'm not actually all that cool."

"I don't trust ketchup dislikers. You don't like tomatoes? After all Italy has done for us?"

"My leg hurts and my heated blanket broke last night."

"Whenever I look at a cybertruck I think of the kids in movies who got the 'kick me' paper stuck to their backs."

"Nothing a Flintstone multivitamin cant fix."

"Bananas are awful and they overpower everything they're thrown in with, especially if they aren't properly ripened."

"I once stole one single sour gummy worm from the scoopable candy display they used to have at our Super Target when I was like 5 and I grappled with that for YEARS."

"If you aren't stealing, you're doing capitalism wrong."

"I find it hard to make friends because I think the people around me are so unpleasant."

"I really hope you're not cooking mayo."

"This is how I want to go out."

"The real virus was the friends we made along the way."

"I would be hesitant to describe some of the things these people create as 'art'."

"I am currently located in Jellyworld, let's see your FBI find me here.'

"Sis, I'm dead as a chile."

"Embrace the cringe of past you."

"Oh yeah, I'm too poor for that category of problematic anyway haha."

"I cannot live without my quad blonde espresso over ice with oat milk and 2 pumps hazelnut, and if I am going to hell for it, so be it."

"If someone judges me for wearing sweatpants to my 8am lecture, I'm judging them harder for being mean."

"You got me. I'm evil and I was born evil. I have negativity in my bones. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my plan to rule the world MUAHAHAHAHA."

"I'm a senseless victim of autocorrect."

"Back in my day, everyone truly knew how to complain. We invented the Karens."

"I would like to exchange my depression for melancholy. What is the exchange rate?"

"Ask not, 'what can the void do for you?' Rather, ask, 'what can you do for the void?'"

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Make Mine Music Starters

"All the world goes romancing when melody fills the night."

"Even the stars go dancing to the music of the moonlight."

"I hear the echo of our songs of love murmuring low."

"Here am I, still haunted by the ghost of long ago."

"Hop in the old jalopy and head for the malted shop."

"When you dance with the bobby socks, you dance at your own risk."

"I'm so lonely and blue when I'm without you."

"Without you, the joy and tears that love endears would have no meaning."

"I pray about you."

"The ladies don't understand baseball a bit."

"Come on, now, unbutton your shirts."

"I'll kick the stuffin's out of him!"

"Kill the umpire!"

"Uh oh. There seems to have been a change of plans."

"This is very embarrassing for a great hunter."

"Will the crime go unavenged?"

"Oh! I thought you were someone I knew."

"Don't give up hoping and don't give up dreaming."

"Who ever heard of an operatic whale?"

"He's looking for you. It's your big opportunity."

"People aren't used to miracles."

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why try to stay sober when I'm dying here

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Danganronpa: Hifumi Yamada Starters

starters taken from introduction and free time events

"How much do you know about the world of 2D art?"

"The words of such idiots mean nothing to me. I am like Van Gogh--utterly unappreciated in my time."

"I am a soldier, serving night and day to destroy all mindless preconceptions about fan fiction."

"I never imagined you'd want to give me something so rare!"

"Er, I mean, I guess it's okay! Anyway, if you wanted to hang out for a while...!"

"May I call you...my master? What is they bidding, my master?"

"Oh, that's Internet slang. Sorry, sometimes I forget not everyone's as streets ahead as I am."

"What? LOL if you thought I'd want something like this. Just LMAO."

"What's this...? Don't want it!"

"If we are going to be friends, you must be fully informed. I will permit no fanfiction bigotry whatsoever!"

"There is nobody on Earth so full of knowledge as a geek!"

"I certainly hope you don't expect me to explain such common-sense topics every time!"

"By the time I'm done with you, you'll be itching to buy a premium pass to the next fanfic con!"

"My perspective was seen as quite odd, of course, but if you really look at what I was doing..."

"I bribed them with a cut of my profits."

"I don't participate in these events to make friends!"

"It's a dog-eat-dog industry, where only the most brutal survive."

"I bet you could even net yourself a magical girl harem!"

"Coke! Diet Coke! Bring me some Diet Coke right noooooww!"

"I can't take it anymore! I would literally murder everyone in here for a can of Diet Coke!"

"Now let's play tag! Hooray! Hooray! Tag, you're it!"

"I feel like you're worthy of my trust, you know? You're the only one...I can confess to."

"How dare you insult the princess like that!? Say her name right, swine!"

"I'd just yell right in her face and make her cry. Man I loved doing that..."

"The face she made when she was in love was the cutest thing I've ever seen..."

"I'll ball up all my love and affection, and use it to do incredibly embarrassing things to her!"

"I want to create a masterpiece that will astound a mainstream audience!"

"I want you to become my assistant."

"Here comes a rare giant peach down the river...Grab it! Sell it to the highest bidder!"

"I'll be counting on you to give the world a play-by-play as I ascend into godhood."

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The Neopedia Starters Pt. 4

taken from articles M-R of neopets’ neopedia

"Don't you know how dangerous it is out here?"

"You are so easy to trick. Those of good hearts are always willing to drop their guard to protect an innocent."

"You still seek redemption for your past? Don't you know there is no forgiveness for you?"

"The somber mood of it all is oppressing and almost suffocating."

"Oh dear, oh dear, I'll never get this done in time!"

"It is highly recommended that you leave...quickly."

"Come home with that recipe or don't come home at all!"

"You just don't have any idea how much stuff we've got."

"It's cold up here...that's why we're getting out as soon as we can!"

"It is said that for every safe trail, there are a hundred paths that lead to certain doom."

"Please read the cautionary booklets before stepping into the lava tunnels."

"Once something is gone, you can't get it back."

"All that stuff about this place being haunted is just a bunch of faerietales. This place isn't haunted."

"There's nothing more inspiring that a paint brush and a blank canvas."

"If you'd like to learn to draw like me, then all you have to do is listen."

"This town--there's nothing left since the bandits came in here and wiped everything out."

"If it bites, zap it. If it doesn't, take it home and study it."

"The fact that you question our right to power proves you are worthy of it."

"I know it's going to be cramped, but I'm sure we can find room for one more."

"You don't look so good...maybe you'd better come home with me, at least 'til you're better."

"Oh, no, you can't eat that stuff. It'll make you sick!"

"I can't believe they're forced to work in these conditions."

"I guess you want tips on how to become a success in the plushie business, eh?"

"Just a moment ago, I was partaking in one of our favorite pastimes, potato counting!"

"Sometimes we like to have a little fun at the tourists' expense."

"There's an awful lot you can do with a potato."

"Don't be fooled; behind those sparkling eyes and warm smile, there lies the heart of a ruthless competitor."

"Of course I didn't want to leave my family, but we didn't have much of a choice."

"I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!"

"Do you eat to live or do you live to eat?"

"When it's working, the rainbow swirly thing is as powerful as any weapon out there. Although, when it's not...well, better luck next time."

"I suppose there's a certain charm to decorating your lawn with gnomes."

"Not all of my negotiations go so smoothly."

"That net is specially designed to hold ghosts."

"I think the reports the villagers gave us may have been wrong."

"Don't you think we've formed a personal bond on this trip?"

"Wait! Please, I don't want to hurt you, I just want to play..."

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❝Sensitive people usually love deeply and hate deeply. They don't know any other way to live than by extremes because their emotional thermostat is broken.❞

Shannon L. Alder

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But I don't wanna fight I don't wanna cry I don't wanna leave But I don't wanna be here, be here now