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I've got an escape if you want it We can leave first thing in the morning We'll be back before you know it

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Send a symbol for our muses to do something together on New Year's Eve!

💋 - share a kiss at midnight

💤 - sleep through the festivities

🥂 - share a champagne toast

🎤 - sing karaoke

👨‍🎤 - go to a concert

🕛 - count down to midnight

👗 - go to a fancy party

💭 - reminisce about the past year

🎆 - watch fireworks

🍴 - eat good food

🃏 - play a game

🎭 - see a show

📃 - share resolutions for next year

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Ava's Demon Starters Pt. 5

taken from chapters 25-30

"I'm sorry for all the mean things I said to you...I was stressed out n' all."

"I've never felt so scared...and alone."

"Well did you actually need somethin' or are you just here to stare at us."

"I can't wait to pass out and forget the day."

"Nature does much to enrich our lives. It deserves our love and respect."

"I can't stop thinking about the horrors I've witnessed at the hands of that...that...creature I was stupid enough to help."

"I was startin' to think that we'd be here all night..."

"Who are those goofy idiots he's with!?!"

"He's gone. He's on his own now! He gets nothing else from me!"

"It's really embarrassing how gullible you are."

"Get yourself an ice cream or something."

"My...my ice cream melted."

"I don't mind sharing. Wanna snack with me?"

"Wait, are we the idiots?"

"Uhnh...worst sleep of my life."

"He must not die!"

"Your carefree attitude is really starting to piss me off!!"

"I have grown so very weary from your thankless scrutiny!"

"Tie him up or something."

"I can't climb out of the grave I've dug."

"Take my hand and I'll try to pull you up."

"It's a lot deeper than it looks, isn't it?"

"You can't keep throwing out my stuff! It's not fair!"

"Am I gonna have to attend MORE meetings?"

"Why is life so unfair to me?"

"I don't know what they are, but they look important so I'm taking them."

"Just take it easy and maybe try not to set yourself on fire?"

"Fate has brought us together! For a higher purpose!"

"I won't make the same mistake you've made. I know when I'm in over my head."

"I could totally see myself living here."

"You do realize we're on a wanted list, right?"

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I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Can't understand what I mean? ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Well, you soon will

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That's What She Said?

a collection of starters that could potentially be what she said, but did she actually say it? smutty or sfw, take them as you will.

"It's really small. Like...really small."

"Well, that was a waste of two minutes of my life."

"Just give it a really good shove!"

"Please don't use the back door."

"When it's dripping down your face, that's when you know it's good."

"You've got to get the proper fingering down if you ever want to do it right."

"That's going to look interesting when it dries."

"You need to get back on top."

"I want a bigger sausage."

"Oops, wrong hole."

"Five or six inches and I would have been happy."

"Better lick a little faster."

"Why'd you stop so soon?"

"This is way too big!"

"It didn't taste good, but I swallowed it anyway."

"I can't believe you came."

"It's a little loose, but you'll get used to it."

"You can go fast or slow. Take as long as you want."

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‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎There's still time to turn this around ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Should we be building this up ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎instead of tearing it ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎down? ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎But I keep thinking maybe it's too late

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Potion Craft Starters

taken from customer and merchant dialogue in the game Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator

"I need something that'll be useful in a fight. Got anything?"

"I'm so unlucky at cards. I always lose."

"I gathered some fresh herbs and flowers for you."

"I was headbutted by a cow. Such a common thing, but my side still hurts."

"Want to see what I have for sale? I think I have something that might interest you."

"I think I ate something off, and now my stomach aches mightily."

"There's a person who knows too much. I need a poison to shut their mouth for good."

"I want to be quick as a turtle! Yes, some turtles are known for their quickness!"

"It's nice to see new faces in these parts!"

"My head really hurts and it's keeping me awake."

"My boys and I are planning to rob someone."

"I need to beat up a certain rich man."

"I know hundreds of recipes for mushroom dishes and liquors!"

"Have you been living here long?"

"I'll even give you a discount because you're great!"

"I was just waiting to see what they'd do with this derelict place."

"I'd appreciate it if you saved your questions and kept our little deal a secret."

"I usually go deep into the woods, choose a picturesque spot, and listen to the birds sing."

"Yesterday at a friend's party I burned my tongue on some hot soup."

"My tongue is useless now."

"A bandit shot me through with an arrow yesterday."

"I think I'm starting to go bald."

"Yesterday, a shopkeeper in the city dared to be rude to me."

"I reeled it in and tried to get it off the hook, but that fish had some teeth!"

"The guards are after me! I need to leave the city!"

"You have to be fast to be good at stealing."

"I've been having a little affair, but someone wants to tell my wife about it."

"I used to always stick people with knives, but now I want to shoot them with arrows."

"I need to burn someone...I mean something."

"We swiped an iron chest recently, but we can't open it."

"They say that poison is a coward's weapon."

"We're heading out to rob some caravans."

"I've caught piranha and even a zombie fish once."

"Guess what I have in my basket? That's right, mushrooms!"

"I would use a torch, but I don't want to accidentally start a forest fire."

"I've wandered the woods and meadows since I was a child."

"Ugh...No more gastronomic adventures..."

"Sitting in one place and doing something for hours on end isn't for me at all, you know?"

"A little birdie told me that you're some sort of serious businessperson."

"The main thing is not to eat too much, or your skin will start turning green..."

"I don't think I need to remind you of the terms of our deal."

"I'm quite tired today. Even laughing is a burden."

"As you know, good beer should be enjoyed cold."

"Don't you get tired of sitting in the shop all day?"

"Do you like rain? I really love the rain!"

"Just how magical is a double rainbow?!"

"Do you really think I would go and reveal my sources to you just like that?"

"The local lake really did turn out to be very unusual--there's lots of fish I never saw before."

"I'd walk around without pants, if I had my way. Alas, that's not to be."

"I keep noticing that clouds take on the shapes of all kinds of creatures--I wonder, what could that mean?"

"I probably don't eat enough red meat."

"I already told you, I only sing when no one is listening."

"I'm going to fight an ogre."

"My behind hurts. I have no idea why. But I need to fix it."

"I think my nose is too small. Is there a way to make it bigger?"

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Just let me hold you while you're falling apart Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down

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Classic Christmas Song Starters

lyrics taken from popular christmas songs

You're as cuddly as a cactus.

I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away.

It doesn't show signs of stopping, and I've brought some corn for popping.

It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, and we'll do some caroling.

What a bright time, it's the right time to rock the night away.

When you walk down the street, say hello to friends you know and everyone you meet.

There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well.

On every street corner you'll hear silver bells.

Hang your stockings and say your prayers 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree won't be the same, dear, if you're not here with me.

I'll wait up for you, dear.

From now on our troubles will be miles away.

In the meadow we can build a snowman.

Leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick hanging on the Christmas tree.

There's no place like home for the holidays.

If you ever saw it you would even say it glows.

Everybody know a turkey and some mistletoe help to make the season bright.

Tidings of comfort and joy.

Strike the harp and join the chorus.

What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!

Shall I play for you on my drum?

Do you hear what I hear, ringing through the sky?

Good tiding for Christmas and a happy new year!

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.

The world is your snowball for just a song. Get out and roll it along.

Maybe just half a drink more.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas with every Christmas card I write.

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