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&. ๐ง๐จ๐ฌ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
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โ come to me. โ
โ a guardian angel. a spirit of comfort. spirit of any celestial sphere. anything. hear my call. โ
โ you wakened me from an eternity of darkness. โ
โ you are not for the living. you are not for human kind. โ
โ and shall you be one with me ever-eternally? โ
โ come here. thereโs nothing to be afraid of. โ
โ i wish i could stay, my love. โ
โ why have you killed these beautiful flowers? โ
โ i must tell you my dream. โ
โ iโd never been so happy as that momentโฆ as i held hands with death. โ
โ i wish you to have all you deserve. โ
โ you mustnโt leave. i love you too much. โ
โ i will stay with you until you are fast asleep. โ
โ uh, forgive me. i only wish to stay one night. โ
โ by godโs name, never speak of that castle. โ
โ i banish you, i banish you with garlic. โ
โ beware of his shadow. โ
โ the shadow covers you in a nightmare. โ
โ you are late. the midnight hour has passed. โ
โ i wish you to do as i request. โ
โ i will be addressed as the honor of my blood demands it.โ
โ speak not of it again! โ
โ take heed what you do. โ
โ i might ease your wound. โ
โ come by the fire. โ
โ your face shows you unwell. โ
โ do you ever feel at times as if you were notโฆ as if you were not a person? โ
โ look at the sky. look at the sea. does it never call to you, urge you? โ
โ you are fortunate in your love. โ
โ now are we neighbors. โ
โ it is late. you must wish to retire. โ
โ i have been enduring the most irregular dreams. i fear i am taken ill. โ
โ it is a black omen to journey in poor health. you will remain and well rest yourself. โ
โ dream of me. only me. โ
โ oh, heโs coming to me. โ
โ i cannot resist you, my love. โ
โ i am no one. i am his servant. โ
โ look, this is a pretty one. his lordship likes the pretty onesโฆ โ
โ you are lost in his shadow. โ
โ soon i will no longer be a shadow to you. โ
โ soon our flesh shall embrace and we shall be as one. โ
โ i have not failed your lordship! โ
โ embrace me, my boy. i am so rejoiced to see you. โ
โ my dear creature, yes, i am he, and i am hither come to help you. โ
โ my dreams grow darker. โ
โ does evil come from within us or from beyond? โ
โ i shall persist to join you every nightโฆ first in sleep, then in your arms. โ
โ everything will be mixed with abomination, and youโll be knee-deep in blood. โ
โ you are promised to me! โ
โ i will end this plague. this devil. โ
โ he hasnโt found you. โ
โ i feared iโd never see you again. โ
โ you shall crave of me nothing. โ
โ the bells of dawn shall toll in despair of my coming. and i shall taste of you. โ
โ pray, forgive me for all the troubles i have caused you. โ
โ i am only glad you have become yourself again. โ
โ may iโฆ stay with you tonight? โ
โ this creature is a force more powerful than evil. it is death itself. โ
โ i have seen things in this world that wouldโve made isaac newton crawl back into his motherโs womb. โ
โ i have wrestled with the devil as jacob wrestled the angel in peniel. โ
โ if we are to tame darkness, we must first face that it exists. โ
โ i have felt you crawling like a serpent in my body. โ
โ love is inferior to you. โ
โ i told you, you are not of humankind. โ
โ i am an appetite. nothing more. โ
โ i lay within the darkest pit. till you did wake me, enchantress, and stirred me from my grave. โ
โ you are my affliction. โ
โ i care nothing of your afflictions. โ
โ yet even now we are fated. โ
โ your passion is bound to me. โ
โ you cannot love. โ
โ yet i cannot be sated without you. โ
โ remember how once we were? โ
โ i abhor you. โ
โ i will leave you three nights. tonight was the first. โ
โ tonight you denied yourself, and thereby, you suffer me to vanish up the lives of those you love. โ
โ you revel in my torture. โ
โ upon the third night, you will submit, or he you call your husband shall perish by my hand. โ
โ till you bid me come shall you watch the world become as naught. โ
โ tell me, what is this insufferable darkness? โ
โ nothing you can say will shake me, for there is a devil in this world, and i have met him. โ
โ iโve brought this evil upon us. โ
โ i sought company. i soughtโฆ tenderness, and i called out. โ
โ at first, it was sweet. i had never known such bliss. yet it turned to torture. โ
โ it was you that gave me the courage to be free of my shame. โ
โ he took me as his lover then, and now he has come back. โ
โ all my sleeping thoughts are of him every night. โ
โ donโt touch me! i am not to be touched. โ
โ iโll be good. i promise. โ
โ you could never please me as he could. โ
โ yes! take me! โ
โ kiss me. kiss my heart. โ
โ let him see. let him see our love. โ
โ without you, i will become a demon. โ
โ youโre safe with me. โ
โ keep away from me. i am unclean. โ
โ he will murder you if i do not go to him. โ
โ kill him i will. he shall never harm you again. โ
โ i can weep no longer, for i have no more tears to shed. โ
โ the grim reaper wields his heavy scythe with every change of wind. โ
โ the monster left you to the wolves, yet you prevailed. โ
โ his pull to me is so powerful, so terrible, yet my spirit cannot be evil as his. โ
โ we must know evil to be able to destroy it. โ
โ you are our salvation. โ
โ i bid you, come to me. โ
โ your oath re-pledged. so too shall be our flesh. you are mine. โ
#nosferatu 2024#sentence starters#writing prompts#roleplay prompts#rp prompts#rp memes#rp starters#roleplay starters#roleplay memes#dialogue prompts#inbox memes#ask memes#movies
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Christmas themed sentence starters!
"We should totally hang some mistletoe." "We are not hanging mistletoe." "I don't need gifts. Just give me eighteen boxes of pigs in blankets and I'll be happy." "We should bake gingerbread." "Don't look! I'm not done wrapping your gift yet!" "Look! It's snowing!" "Want to decorate cookies with me?" "I need to confess something. I've never cooked a turkey before." "Wait, did we forget the roast potatoes?" "Present time! This one's for you." "Stockings go over the fireplace, not in the fire." "Hot chocolate, blankets, and the lights on the tree. Is there any better way to spend christmas eve?" "I think the tree needs more decorations." "I think there's too much on that tree." "Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree. ...Uh...what's the next line?" "We should watch christmas films!" "Why are you putting lights there?" "We need more lights." "That house must be visible from space with all those lights." "You should put the star on the tree." "Can I put the star on top?" "The houseplants deserve tinsel too. Otherwise they'll get jealous of the tree." "You cannot escape the ugly jumpers, (name)." "Are you seriously wearing antlers?" "Get in the spirit, name." "I stocked up on fancy chocolates for christmas three days ago. Now they're gone. I am full of sugar and regret." "I'm practising my surprised face. How's this?" "Why even put candy canes on the tree? Aren't they supposed to be eaten?"
#quote starters#rp meme#roleplay meme#sentence starters#ask meme#roleplay starters#christmas starters#christmas rp meme
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4-Word Sentence Prompts
Part I An assortment of prompts and/or starters using only four words. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. Reblog, please do not repost or add.
โ I don't need you. โ
โ Celebrate while you can. โ
โ It was too much. โ
โ I'm so, so sorry. โ
โ Let me love you. โ
โ Where have you been? โ
โ Why am I here? โ
โ I would love to. โ
โ I tried but failed. โ
โ You'll never forgive me. โ
โ I want to confess. โ
โ I will protect you. โ
โ You don't deserve me. โ
โ I don't deserve you. โ
โ You are safe here. โ
โ You choose your fate. โ
โ I have lost control. โ
โ I don't recognize myself. โ
โ You are to blame. โ
โ You lack the skills. โ
โ Be still, don't move. โ
โ Yet again you lie. โ
โ You are so beautiful. โ
โ Take it off. Now. โ
โ Look at you now. โ
โ Shoot before it escapes! โ
โ You can't do this! โ
โ Please don't leave me. โ
โ Please leave me along. โ
โ Worship me or die. โ
โ Bow before me, peasant. โ
โ Did you make this? โ
โ I can't believe this! โ
โ You are my villain. โ
โ You are my hero. โ
โ I don't take sides. โ
โ Run, don't look back. โ
โ My life is perfect. โ
โ Don't lie to me. โ
โ When is it over? โ
โ What is this madness? โ
โ Cut loose, have fun! โ
โ I hate you all. โ
โ I love you, dear. โ
โ You drive me crazy. โ
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๐ฐ๐๐ธ๐พ๐๐ " ๐ฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐ต๐๐พ๐ฝ๐๐ฐ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ " ๐๐๐ฐ๐๐๐ด๐๐!
below is a list of starters from both sides of the conversation , with prompts geared toward scenes involving some sort of confrontation. prompts rage from friendly to not so friendly. please consider following for more prompts and please do not steal!
โ i can't believe you hid this from me. โ
โ that's it. we need to talk about this. right here. right now. โ
โ don't see how we can get around talking about this anymore. โ
โ you can't just keep avoiding me! โ
โ i'm not leaving until we talk about this. โ
โ come on just . . . talk to me. โ
โ all this time . . . and it was all a lie? โ
โ i trusted you. โ
โ did you think i wasn't going to notice? โ
โ start talking. now. โ
โ when are you going to stop lying to me? โ
โ i just wanna talk. โ
โ can we talk about this? please? โ
โ i came to talk this out. โ
โ you and i can work this thing out. โ
โ enough lies. tell me the truth! โ
โ i just wanna know what happened. โ
โ you can tell me. โ
โ just . . . start from the beginning. โ
โ are we gonna talk about this like grownups? โ
โ can you just be an adult about this for once?! โ
โ i didn't think it was gonna be so hard to talk about it. โ
โ i don't wanna talk about it. โ
โ i said leave it alone! โ
โ it's not that simple. โ
โ can we just . . . not talk about this right now? โ
โ i didn't want to see you get hurt. โ
โ okay fine. you wanna talk about it? here it is , โ
โ i kinda hoped you would just ignore it. โ
โ okay , fine just . . promise you won't get mad. โ
โ i don't wanna lie to you. โ
โ i wish it were that simple. โ
โ we passed the talking stage a long time ago. โ
โ the truth is more painful. โ
โ the beginnings , still a little hazy. โ
โ stop saying i'm not taking this seriously! โ
#โก / ยฐ. โข ยฐ. prompts .#rp prompts#rp meme#rp starter#roleplay prompts#roleplay meme#roleplay starters#starters#sentence starter#sentence prompt#tw confrontation
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HURT / COMFORT : STARTERS
a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings for when your muse needs a little TLC. change & alter as needed.
THE HURT:
โNah, itโs not that bad. Iโve had worse.โ
โI donโt think I can walk that far... or at all.โ
โIโm fine. I donโt need your help.โ
โWill you stay with me? Just until I fall asleep?โ
โIโm sorry, Iโm justโIโm just really tired.โ
โI donโt need a break. Iโm okay.โ
โIt was my fault. It was all my fault.โ
โI think I need help.โ
โSo, I donโt think Iโm dying, or anything, and itโs probably not that serious, but... Iโm kinda bleeding. A lot.โ
โIs the room spinning right now, or is that just me?โ
โNo, Iโm okay, I just... I hit my head. Really hard. Iโll be okay, just give me a second.โ
โIโm not sick! Iโm fine!โ
โNo, I donโt think any of my bones are broken, or anything like that. Just bad bruises.โ
โYeah, but you should see the other guy.โ
โIโm fine. This just happens sometimes. Itโs normal for me.โ
โIโve got a headache.โ
โSeriously, though, Iโm fine! Stop making such a big deal out of it!โ
โIโve been taking care of myself for a long time. I donโt need your help, and I definitely donโt need your pity. Fuck off.โ
โPlease tell me I donโt look as bad as I feel.โ
โI think Iโm running a fever.โ
โSo, whatโs the prognosis, Doc? Am I gonna live?โ
โStop fussing over me! Iโm not a baby!โ
โCan I stay with you tonight? I just... really donโt want to be alone right now.โ
โNo, I-Iโm okay. It was just a nightmare. Go back to sleep.โ
โI... canโt actually remember the last time I had something to eat.โ
โYou shouldnโt be here. Youโll get sick, too.โ
THE COMFORT:
โHoney, have you been crying? What is it? Whatโs wrong?โ
โI think youโd better take a break.โ
โItโs not your fault, sweetheart. You did everything you could.โ
โYou donโt have to go through this alone. Iโm right here for you if youโll just let me in.โ
โThereโs nothing wrong with you. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. Donโt ever let yourself believe that there is.โ
โYou really donโt realize just how many people love you, do you?โ
โIf youโre not going to take care of yourself, at least let me do it for you!โ
โIโm sorry. I know it hurts.โ
โYouโre not alone, baby. You never have been.โ
โLetโs get you some food.โ
โYouโre dead on your feet, poor thing. Come on, you need some sleep.โ
โStay where you are. Iโm coming to get you.โ
โTell me where it hurts.โ
โHow many times have I told you to be more careful?!โ
โItโs okay. Itโs okay. Iโm right here, okay? Iโm not gonna leave you. Iโm never gonna leave you.โ
โOh, honey, youโre safe now. I promise. Iโm not going to let anything happen to you.โ
โGo ahead and take a shower. Iโll fix you something to eat.โ
โWhat happened to you, baby?โ
โIโll kill that bastard. Iโll kill him for what he did to you.โ
โYou look like shit, man.โ
โWhoa, whoa, take it easy! You got pretty banged up back there, and you donโt want to go making yourself worse.โ
โIโm not trying to baby you. Itโs called taking care of my friends.โ
โSweetheart, youโre burning up! Why didnโt you say anything? Why didnโt you tell anyone you were sick?โ
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blood, blood, gallons of the stuff ! a collection of icky, bloody prompts for those who like to choose violence. actions are reversible. general warning for blood, violence, murder, death.
๐๐ฟ๐พ๐บ๐ด๐ฝ :
" that's a lot of blood. "
" it isn't mine. "
" what did you do ? "
[ sigh ] " what did you do ? "
" come on. have a taste. "
" holy shit, are you okay ? "
" it looks worse than it feels. "
" you should see the other guy. "
" it's a good look on you. you should get covered in blood more often. "
" lean on me. "
" oh my god. oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck ? is that what i fucking think it is ? "
" . . . gross. "
[ standing over a body ] " oops. "
" is that a fucking body ? "
" look, i'm sorry, okay ? "
" what the hell happened ? "
" before you say anything, it wasn't me. "
" at least it wasn't me this time. "
" look at me. this is who i am, no matter how much you pretend it isn't. "
" look at me. this is who i am, no matter how much you wish it wasn't. "
" i'm not scared of you. "
" you don't scare me. "
" shut up and let me help you. "
" i got your shirt all bloody. "
" let's get you cleaned up. "
" that looks like it hurts. "
" i'm fine, just. . . give me a minute. "
" we are so fucked. "
" what the fuck is wrong with you ? "
" are you gonna help me clean it up or not ? "
" the fucker deserved it. "
" red looks good on you. "
" what the hell did you do ; tap - dance all over the body with ice - skates ? "
" what, did you run over the body with your car a couple times after ? "
" i. . . i didn't mean to. . . "
" sorry. fuck, i'm sorry. "
" this isn't what it looks like. "
" it was an accident. "
" motherfucker ran right into my knife, i swear. "
" people need to look both ways before crossing. . . bullets. "
" would you believe me if i said wrong place, wrong time ? "
" hey, look at me. i don't care. are you okay ? "
" they deserved it, right ? please tell me they deserved it. "
" you're bleeding. "
" what the fuck happened to you ? "
" you're getting blood on the carpet. "
" sit down before you fall down. "
" that looks like a you problem. "
๐๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐บ๐ด๐ฝ :
sender spits out a mouthful of blood at receiver's feet
sender spits out a mouthful of blood on receiver
receiver finds sender covered in blood
sender tries desperately to stop receiver's bleeding
sender helps receiver clean up after a kill
sender wipes blood from receiver's face with a washcloth
sender wipes blood from receiver's face with their thumb
sender licks receiver's blood off a knife
sender licks receiver's blood off their thumb
sender lights up a cigarette a foot away from someone they killed before offering one to receiver
receiver finds sender stood over a body
sender stitches up receiver's wound [ optional wound placement ]
sender digs their finger into receiver's wound [ optional wound placement ]
sender frantically checks receiver for injuries under all the blood
sender guides receiver's bloody hands under a faucet / water source and begins washing them clean
sender bites receiver hard enough to draw blood
sender tilts receiver's head back to staunch a nosebleed
sender draws a smiley face out of the blood they spilled :)
receiver finds sender cleaning up a kill in a daze
sender looks receiver in the eye as they shoot / stab / kill someone
sender ruffles receiver's hair, getting blood all over their hand
sender gets some of receiver's blood on them and makes a face
sender flicks blood at receiver to annoy them
sender stomps in a pool of blood to splash it on receiver
sender slips in their victim's blood but receiver steadies them before they can fall
sender steadies receiver when they slip in the blood sender spilled
receiver comes home to sender covered in blood and waiting for them with all the lights off
sender spits out a tooth and it hits receiver
sender tries to wipe blood off receiver but the blood on their hands just makes it worse
sender takes an injury meant for receiver
sender shows up on receiver's doorstep covered in blood
sender sits down quietly next to receiver after receiver kills someone
sender punches receiver in the mouth
receiver watches sender lick the blood off their fingers like its cheeto dust
sender helps receiver bury a body
sender hugs receiver just to get their victim's blood all over them <3
sender hugs receiver just to get their blood all over them <3
sender leans on receiver for support
sender kills someone to protect receiver
receiver finds sender in a frenzy maiming a body after they've already killed it
sender kills someone and the blood spatters on receiver
receiver finds sender desperately trying to wash the blood off of themself
sender kisses receiver to taste the blood on their busted lip
sender shoots / stabs receiver non - fatally as a warning
#roleplay starters#rp starters#rp meme#roleplay prompts#rp prompts#hurt/comfort prompts#violent prompts#blood //#horror prompts#violence //#cannibalism //#kind of? just in case
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SEND IN A SYMBOL FOR SHIP DEVELOPMENT
โฉ what is their go-to food when they want to have a treat together?
โก who said i love you first?
โง how do they break the tension after a disagreement?
โ what is their preferred method of communication when apart?
โฅ how do they cuddle when they share a bed?
โฟ do their music tastes align? are there some things they clash on?
โ what is the dumbest argument they've ever had?
โพ what kind of 'couple talk' have they developed? (baby talk, weird words or phrases that are an inside joke etc.)
แฏฝ how has your muse changed since their relationship? in what ways do they rub off on one another?
โ what was the first quirk of the other's which became endearing but annoying?
โ what moment made them realize they're in love?
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what foods do they swap or pick out of their food that the other will eat for them?
โฅ what song(s) would they send each other when first beginning to date?
โ who likes to cook and who cleans? how do they generally divide domestic labor?
โ what hobbies do they do together? if they prefer parallel play what sort of tasks and hobbies do they like to do in each other's company?
โฃ what is their favorite color(s) to see the other in?
โ how does their casual intimacy look? what part of the body do they tend to innocently/comfortingly caress?
โ what was your muse's first impression of the other? how did it change over time?
#rp memes#roleplay memes#roleplay starters#sentence starters#fanfic prompts#muse prompts#rp prompts#writing prompts
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RP MUSE VALENTINEโS APPLICATION.
your name:
Romantic or platonic?:
A night in or dinner out or an activity?:
Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?:
What's your perfect date?:
Would you cook for me?:
Would you let me cook for you?:
Can we make-out?:
Make out in private or in public?:
Do you like to cuddle?:
Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?:
Couch or bed?:
What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?:
Tell me something about you no else knows:
Why do you want to be my valentine?:
What makes you a good Valentine?:
#roleplay memes#rp sentence meme#sentence meme#sentence starters#roleplay prompts#roleplay#roleplay starters#ask box#ask box prompts
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HEROIC INTERVENTION. ( A PROMPT LIST! )
so i was writing this headcanon for one of my characters, and it got me thinking about how some characters are absolutely, to their very core, protectors, and even then they still need protecting! so i made this list which is similar to about five other memes i've made. feel free to add a "reverse" if you so wish! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST NOR CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN. THANK YOU.
FROM THE SENDER TO THE THREAT:
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " is there a problem over here? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " can i help you with something? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i think it's time you were leaving. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " why don't you and i go outside for a sec? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " you wanna tell me why you're hassling my friend? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " you better start running before i really get pissed. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i'm sure there's a rational explanation behind you upsetting this person? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i hope you're not thinking of staying here a moment longer. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " get out. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " right, either you leave or i kick you out. your choice. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " i think it's fairly obvious my friend doesn't want anything to do with you, don't you? "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " leave them alone. now. "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " didn't you hear them? back off! "
[ TO THE THREAT ]: " don't even think of pretending you didn't hear me the first time: leave! "
FROM THE SENDER TO THE RECEIVER:
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " hey, are you okay? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " don't worry. i'll take care of this. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " why don't you go on out back? i got this, it's okay. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " here. you go on into the car, alright? i'm right behind you. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " is this person bothering you? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " it's okay. hey, heyโฆ look at me. they're gone. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " heyโฆ what's going on? what's wrong? iโฆ has this person said something to you? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " it's alright. the others just went out to the car; why don't you join them? i'll handle this. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " hey, heyโฆ talk to me, huh? what's the matter? you look like you've seen a ghostโฆ who was that? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " don't be scared. i'm going to take care of this. i promise. "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " you don't need to say anything. just nod if you want me to kick them out, okay? "
[ TO THE RECEIVER ]: " you're alright. i'm right here, don't worry. and they'll be gone before you can blink, that's another promise. "
ACTIONS:
[ HAND ]: sender, having seen the receiver's encounter with the threat, gently takes the receiver's hand to assure them they aren't alone.
[ INTERVENE ]: sender wordlessly steps in between the receiver and the threat, facing the threat while shielding the receiver from them.
[ BLOCK ]: sender steps in between the receiver and the threat, this time facing the receiver while turning their back to the threat and blocking them from the receiver's line of sight.
[ BACK ]: sender places a protective and gentle hand on the receiver's back, preparing to guide them away from the threat.
[ DOOR ]: sender firmly but politely insists that the threat leave the building, and escorts them out of the door.
[ EXIT ]: sender physically catches hold of the threat and drags them away from the receiver, and outside of the building.
[ PUSH ]: sender places a careful hand on the threat to keep them at arm's length, and steps forward again to give the receiver more space between them and the threat.
[ SHOVE ]: sender runs over and forcefully shoves the threat back and away from the receiver.
[ SPACE ]: sender pushes between the receiver and the threat and begins to move forward, invading the threat's personal space as both a means of intimidation and a way of getting them away from the receiver.
[ DIVERT ]: sender arrives behind the threat and gains their attention, distracting them from the receiver so as to give them time to leave the area.
[ CLEAR ]: the sender firmly and clearly tells the threat that they are no longer allowed in the premises nor anywhere near the receiver.
[ ARM ]: sender wraps a protective arm around the receiver and guides them away from the threat and out of the premises.
[ PUNCH ]: the sender, having seen the receiver's reaction to the threat and the threat's lack of consideration, moves forward and punches the threat in the face.
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Nonverbal rp starters!
I am basing it off of a meme that was already created! I just don't like the sexual part. Its inspired off of this meme!
My muse: person who receiving ask (say "Swap" to swap roles!)
Normal
โ๏ธ tap my muse on the shoulder
๐ Point something out to my muse
๐ค bump into my muse
๐ pass a object to my muse [specify]
๐ฅ offer food for my muse
๐ช knock on my muse door
๐ซ splash water on my muse
๐ถ nuzzle my muse [specify where!]
โ๏ธ cut my muse hair
๐ lean on my muse
๐ซ hug my muse
๐ fix/straighten my muses clothes
๐ก give my sick muse soup!
๐ฒ get lost in the woods with my muse
Angry
๐บ growl at my muse
๐ฌ snarl/show teeth at my muse
๐ฏ headbutt my muse
๐ punch my muse
๐ฃ agressively yell at my muse [can specify what is said]
๐ฏ threaten my muse [can specify what is said]
๐ซธ push my muse
๐ช point a weapon at muse [can specify]
๐ก death glare / glare at my muse
๐ฟ slam my muse on the ground / wall
๐ป claw / bite my muse full force
Angst
๐ฉโโ๏ธ try to treat my muses wounds
๐จ try to calm my muse during an overwhelming moment
โ๏ธ try to physically refrain my muse from doing something dumb / they might regret
๐บ hold my muse after they woke up from a nightmare
๐ญ hold my muse while they are crying
๐ฃ find my my muse that been missing a few days
โ ๏ธ find my muse near a dead body
โฐ๏ธ wake my muse up from a nightmare
๐ด find my muse passed out
Silly
๐ bite my muse
๐ tickle my muse
๐ฑ scare my muse
๐คฃ prank my muse [specify!]
๐
show my muse a silly face
๐ฅธ wear my muses clothes
๐ผ put a flower in my muses hair
๐ play a game with my muse [specify!]
๐boop my muse nose
๐ค scoop my muse up
๐ซณ tug my muses clothes / hair
๐ป hide from my muse
๐ฅ playfully pat my muse head like a drum
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THINGSย MYย PARTNERย SAIDย ATย 2AMย ;ย starter pack.
feel ย free ย to ย change ย any ย pronouns ย or ย subjects ย (or ย reverse).ย these are real sentences spoken to me in one night from my very sleepy girlfriend,ย han.
โย do whatever you want,ย i donโt believe in god.ย โ
โ ย i have to like it ironically because i donโt know what it is.ย โ
โ ย what would you do if you found out you were jesus?ย โ
โ ย why isn't radioactivity yummy?ย โ
โ ย you're depressed,ย and you're high.ย that's what we've figured out today.ย โ
โ ย this is no time for that man.ย โ
โ ย is that steve?ย โ
โย CVS stands for Child Vacation School,ย because they're all children.ย โ
โย ย testicle!ย โ
โย ย what the fuck am i?ย a bitch?ย โ
โย i don't have a leg in this horse.ย โ
โย ย who's banana?ย โ
โย ย i'm not banana,ย bitch.ย โ
โย ย no more air.ย โ
โย ย who are you to play god?ย โ
โย ย i almost said arthur;ย who's arthur?ย โ
โย ย i'm gonna lock me and [ name ] in a room and see who happens.ย โ
โย ย i'll be like their beloved grandmother,ย sitting in my rocking chair.ย spouting wisdom.ย โ
โย ย i want pancakes.ย โ
โย ย banana thigh.ย you know,ย like a chicken.ย โ
โย ย i could have been a bitching shoe - man.ย โ
โย ย you learn me how to make some shoes.ย โ
โย ย i had to be in an era with choices and rights.ย โ
โย ย what am i,ย your cow?ย that you milk?ย โ
โย ย those are bees!ย duuude.ย โ
โย ย i should make a rug.ย โ
โย ย do you think griffin mcelroy would be proud of me?ย โ
โย ย why are we playing with corn?ย stop that.ย โ
โย ย good,ย then you can't exploit me.ย โ
โย ย there was a dog in the store and it was just a dog.ย โ
โย ย the dog was drifting around her.ย โ
โ ย the lady the dog came with asked me questions.ย โ
โย you're profiting off of my exhaustion.ย โ
โย ย i don't say that many funny things!ย โ
[ SINGS ]ย for my muse to aggressively sing Kokomo by The Beach Boys at yours.
[ LAUGHS ]ย for my muse to laugh at something unprompted at all.
[ MEOW ]ย for my muse to meow like a cat at random to yours.
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baldur's gate 3 starters (part 1)
part 1 / ? .
โ a less trusting person might think this all sounds very suspicious. โ โ you say all the right words, but iโm not sure you mean the right things. โ โ i know somewhere quiet. somewhere intimate. somewhere we canโฆindulge in each other. โ โ eugh, donโt be nice to me. it makes me want to be nice back. โ โ we neednโt be enemies. thereโs plenty of those to go around already. โ โ thereโs a steeliness to you, an unwavering tenacity in the face of, to be frank, quite dire odds. โ โ even the waves of fate can break upon the shores of will. โ โ i appreciate anyone that opens a conversation with threats of bodily harm. โ โ oh, you know me - ever the optimist. iโm trying to focus on the positives. โ โ iโm not easily impressed by people, but youโre stronger than i gave you credit for. โ โ thereโs an air about you. something alien. โ โ loosen the grip on your pride for one blasted moment, wonโt you? โ โ itโs been a long time since someone stuck their neck out for me like that. โ โ thereโs something odd about this village. people skulk around like theyโve something to hide. โ โ you know, if you want to spend time with me, you only have to say so. โ โ i want to know what the world sees when it looks at me. what you see. โ โ whatโs better than a devil you donโt know? a devil you do. โ โ you must know that youโreโฆthat youโre very special to me. โ โ the gods are nothing if not vindictive in their vengeance. โ โ stay with me a while, will you? day will come all too soon. โ โ hereโs my little treat with their cheeks all flushed. โ โ i am terrified. i will not claim otherwise. โ โ my apologies. iโm not quite myself yet. i had the strangest dream last night. โ โ we didnโt die today. tomorrow, perhaps. but not today. โ โ leaderโs need to make tough decisions. we do what we must. โ โ i think that unknowable powers come with unknowable consequences. โ โ iโve had a lifetimeโs fill of watching little men puff themselves up with grand titles. โ โ in these times, all we can trust are the blades in our hands. โ โ itโs not easy to turn away from one you once loved. โ โ much has been promised to you, hasnโt it? but what has been taken from you? โ โ damn it all. i can do nothing right - not a damn thing. โ โ every instinct i have tells me that nothingโs changed. that iโm still just a means to an end. โ โ do not speak of a story you only know the half of. โ โ i dreamt every night that youโd come back to me. that somehow it was all a nightmare dawn would undo. โ โ when the time comes to strike, you must take it. for there may be only one chance. โ โ your eyes. there is pain, endless and deep. but also devotion - blazing like the sun. โ โ youโre adorable even when youโre teasing me. โ โ i donโt need your help, and i donโt need your pity. โ โ iโm more than what i was. and iโm not afraid of anything any more. โ โ i said exactly what i meant: i love you. you should never, never doubt that. โ โ this is all like some sort of terrible dream. but itโs real, isnโt it? โ โ there is no redemption. canโt you see? it is too late. โ โ i donโt know that it was brave. i just know that it was right. โ โ you took those bastards down like it was nothing. itโฆwas amazing. โ โ they underestimated me. so they paid the price. โ โ we fight, we die, and we just hope that when our time comes, there is someone else to take our place. โ โ unfortunately for me, youโre my friend. rescuing you from mortal peril is my right. โ โ what did you think i was going to say? 'oh, come here, i'll kiss you better'? โ โ flowers are so overrated. they're bright, gaudy, and almost never make good poisons. โ โ iโve been lied to, my whole life. and i was gullible enough to just believe it. โ โ you know, i never pictured myself as a hero. never thought i'd be the one they toast for saving so many lives. and now that i'm hereโฆi hate it. โ โ you know, i feel a connection between us. like we're two souls walking the same path. โ โ the forgiving sort, are you? you should be careful. plenty would take advantage of that. โ
โ itโs as if god made you just to ruin me. โ โ perish the thought. every word i said was nothing less than true. โ โ you have a manner of irresistible desperation about you. i like it. โ โ i got my eye on you. you got the look of a troublemaker. โ โ iโm starting to think youโre my guardian angel. โ โ it seems you know me better than i know myself. โ โ youโฆyou have no idea what youโve done. โ โ they say madness and genius are separated by but a hairโs breadth. perhaps the same is true of madness and stupidity. โ โ oh, itโs you. donโt you get tired of telling people how to live their lives? โ โ good morning! thank you for not killing me the other night. โ โ when the time comes to strike, you must take it. for there may be only one chance. โ โ it is good to savour the moment of victory - but pace bg3 syourself. our fight is just beginning. โ โ i was too hasty to judge you. i thought you were witless, gutless, unimpressivably blandโฆ โ โ yours is the first happy face iโve seen in a good while. โ โ when hope has been whittled down to the very marrow of despair โ thatโs when youโll come knocking on my door. โ โ thank you, my friend. maybe weโll meet again, in another life. โ โ youโll regret sticking your nose in my business. โ
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Untitled Embraces Prompts
An assortment of both dialogue and action prompts featuring a variety of hugs, embraces, cuddles and more alike. If sending action prompts, don't forget to tell receiver who is Muse A and who is Muse B. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. In case of Multimuse, don't forget to specify which one/s. Reblog, please do not repost or add.
โ Don't let go just yet, please. โ
โ Just hold me. โ
โ I could really use a hug right now. โ
โ Ow, ow! Careful with that hug! โ
โ Does someone need a hug? โ
โ I don't like being hugged. โ
โ Can I hug you? โ
โ Please, I... I just want a hug from you. โ
โ One last hug for the road? โ
โ You have no idea how huggable you look right now. โ
โ Don't ever hug me again. โ
โ I'm going to hug you now. Okay? Okay. โ
โ Kindness starts with a simple hug and a good word, you know. โ
โ Someone's cuddly today. โ
โ I just want to stay in your embrace forever. โ
โ It's so good to feel you in my arms again. โ
โ There's nothing a good hug can't resolve! โ
โ Too tight, too tight! You're squeezing me! โ
โ Hold me like this a little more. Maybe forever. โ
โ I can only fall asleep when you cuddle me. โ
โ Why would I ever want a hug from you? โ
[ HOME ] Muse A had a bad day and comes back home to Muse B, either asking for a comforting hug or getting one without asking.
[ APOLOGY ] Muse A has done Muse B wrong, and asks for forgiveness while giving them a hug.
[ NIGHT ] Muse A and Muse B part with a hug after having an amazing night together.
[ DEPART ] Muse A and Muse B part from each other with a loving/friendly embrace since one of them has to go for a while.
[ GOODBYE ] Muse A and Muse B embrace for the final, last time.
[ STAY ] Muse A, in a desperate act, hugs Muse B so they won't be able to leave.
[ BED ] Muse A and Muse B cuddle after having some intimate time together in bed.
[ ONE WAY ] Muse A gives Muse B a hug that isn't returned.
[ LOVE ] Muse A loves Muse B so much they won't know how to express it other than giving them a tight hug in that moment.
[ ALIVE ] Muse A pulls Muse B in for a tight hug, glad to see they're alive.
[ TENSION ] Muse A and Muse B hug, but it lasts a little longer than a platonic hug should last for.
[ WARM UP ] Muse A and Muse B embrace for a while as a form of foreplay.
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โฅ ย ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ [ ๐๐ด๐ฝ๐๐ด๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ด ๐๐๐ฐ๐๐๐ด๐๐ ] ( PART 2 ! ) .
part one is here. change gendered language and add context to your needs. happy roleplaying!! โก
โย never underestimate the value of being just who you are. life isnโt about being extreme all the time.ย โ
โย i used to be so focused. but now, itโs like i just canโt โฆ you know โฆ do stuff โฆย โ
โย you know what iโd like? a chance to talk to someone who isnโt you.ย โ
โย i waited and waited because i really wanted to see you.ย โ
โย iโm pretty forgetful, but iโll record the times weโve shared in the notebook of my heart.ย โ
โย there is no rational reason why people act the way they do.ย โ
โย there arenโt any trendy shops and zero hot men. what a wasteland.ย โ
โย if i listen carefully to the sound of the rain, it seems like music on the leaves and flowers.ย โ
โย even if itโs temporary, fleeting happiness is better than none.ย โ
โย in my opinion, passion is what makes people beautiful.ย โ
โย no one ever understands me. iโm hungry all the time and no one cares.ย โ
โย iโm afraid of falling in love and getting hurt.ย โ
โย youโre just such a little ball of sunshine! you make the world seem like a brighter place.ย โ
โย one day, i realized that iโm happiest just being myself.ย โ
โย being filled with doubt and uncertainty is just part of being young.ย โ
โย doing your best at something youโre really into is kind of what life is all about, right?ย โ
โย i feel so happy, i might explode! โฆ please promise youโll clean up if i explode.ย โ
โย if you ever need someone to hear out your troubles, or even just a shoulder to cry on, just let me know.ย โ
โย iโm not crying. iโm just using my eyeballs to moisturize my cheeks.ย โ
โย youโre just so darn cute! i can never say no to you.ย โ
โย we meet people, get to know them, and then they get up and leave us behind.ย โ
โย believe it or not, i feel like iโve known you for a long time.ย โ
โย the world needs people like me to tell everyone whatโs wrong with them.ย โ
โย it doesnโt matter if youโre powerful or weak. having a strong heart is what counts.ย โ
โย sometimes i forget who i am and what iโm doing.ย โ
โย iโm beautiful, but iโm also โฆ deadly.ย โ
โย thereโs something loveable in all of us.ย โ
โย youโre a little obsessive, arenโt you?ย โ
โย i always thought you were some freak mental case because you run around town all the time.ย โ
โย even if perfection is sometimes out of reach, isnโt it still fun to try?ย โ
โย iโm a lone wolf who doesnโt want to be alone.ย โ
โย the body is like a battery. every now and then, you need to recharge a little.ย โ
โย sometimes i put flowers in the toilet so itโs like a huge vase.ย โ
โย iโll bet that heโs looking up at the same sky right now.ย โ
โย even a good memory can make you cry.ย โ
โย donโt be such a little capitalist! take a deep breath and enjoy a long walk.ย โ
โย i donโt mean to brag, but, iโm one of those people thatโs good at everything.ย โ
โย you donโt know me. donโt try to judge me.ย โ
โย i care about you a lot. if youโre having a hard time, iโm here for youย โ
โย when someone fakes a smile, donโt get mad. at least theyโre trying.ย โ
โย i guess i just went into fight or flight mode, you know? only my โfightโ is more like โcry.โย โ
โย iโm gonna have to come up with something nice to say about you that sounds believable.ย โ
โย if you go around trying to change everyone, youโre just going to make them angry.ย โ
โย i guess youโre having one of your shy episodes.ย โ
โย i feel like youโre staring at me and itโs making me nervous โฆย โ
โย i do not like to go around spreading rumors. but you wonโt believe the rumor i just heard.ย โ
โย iโve got this feeling that we have chemistry, and it scares me โฆย โ
โย whatโs it like to be so cool and self-assured?ย โ
โย nobodyโs ever nice to me except you.ย โ
โย when i look up at the stars, i just wonder โฆ what will they all become someday?ย โ
โย youโve definitely gained 1-2 [ pounds / kilograms ] since the last time iโve seen you. i can see it.ย โ
โย i like to think that itโs my job to show you young people how hard life is.ย โ
โย ah, itโs such a good story. but i am legally prohibited from sharing all the details at this time.ย โ
โย you can forget about being friends with me.ย โ
โย iโm leaving this awful town.ย โ
โย youโre so short. i canโt help but laugh.ย โ
#sentence starters#sentence meme#rp starters#rp prompts#rp meme#roleplay prompts#roleplay starters#roleplay meme#sorry if there are duplicates from part 1 lol i tried to double check but i might have missed some#also hi lmfao long time no see
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A collection of prompts from Wuthering Heights , by Emily Brontรซ. Adjust gender / pronouns / wording / etc. as needed.

โ He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. โ
โ If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger. โ
โ Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! โ
โ I wish I were a girl again, half-savage and hardy, and free. โ
โ May you not rest as long as I am living. โ
โ You said I killed you--haunt me then. โ
โ The murdered do haunt their murderers. โ
โ Oh, God! It is unutterable! โ
โ If he loved with all the powers of his puny being, he couldn't love as much in eighty years as I could in a day. โ
โ I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine. โ
โ She burned too bright for this world. โ
โ Terror made me cruel. โ
โ What were the use of my creation, if I were entirely contained here? โ
โ He's always, always in my mind. โ
โ If you ever looked at me once with what I know is in you, I would be your slave. โ
โ I gave him my heart, and he took and pinched it to death; and flung it back to me. โ
โ I have dreamt in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas. โ
โ You teach me now how cruel you've been - cruel and false. โ
โ Why did you despise me? โ
โ Why did you betray your own heart? โ
โ I have not one word of comfort. You deserve this. โ
โ Yes, you may kiss me, and cry; and wring out my kisses and tears: they'll blight you - they'll damn you. โ
โ You loved me - what right had you to leave me? โ
โ I have to remind myself to breathe -- almost to remind my heart to beat! โ
โ It was not the thorn bending to the honeysuckles, but the honeysuckles embracing the thorn. โ
โ It is hard to forgive, and to look at those eyes, and feel those wasted hands. โ
โ Honest people don't hide their deeds. โ
โ May she wake in torment! โ
โ She's a liar to the end! โ
โ You said you cared nothing for my sufferings! โ
โ Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with weeping to come back to earth. โ
โ He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace; I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. โ
โ He shall never know I love him โ
โ A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o'clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone. โ
โ Treachery and violence are spears pointed at both ends; they wound those who resort to them worse than their enemies. โ
โ You know that I could as soon forget you as my existence. โ
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โ Why am I so changed? โ
โ I am now quite cured of seeking pleasure in society, be it country or town. โ
โ A sensible man ought to find sufficient company in himself. โ
โ Time brought resignation and a melancholy sweeter than common joy. โ
โ Had he been in my place and I in his, though I hated him with a hatred that turned my life to gall, I never would have raised a hand against him. โ
โ You may look incredulous, if you please! โ
โ The moment her regard ceased, I could have torn his heart out, and drunk his blood! โ
โ If you don't believe me, you don't know me. โ
โ I'll be as dirty as I please. โ
โ The entire world is a dreadful collection of memoranda that she did exist, and that I have lost her. โ
โ I hate him for himself, but despise him for the memories he revives. โ
โ The thing that irks me most is this shattered prison, after all. โ
โ Iโm tired of being enclosed here. โ
โ I pray every night that I may live after him; because I would rather be miserable than that he should be. โ
โ That proves I love him better than myself. โ
โ How cruel, your veins are full of ice water and mine are boiling. โ
โ Existence, after losing her, would be hell. โ
โ I have lost the faculty of enjoying their destruction, and I am too idle to destroy for nothing. โ
โ She was a wild, wicked slip of a girl. โ
โ You must forgive me, for I struggled only for you. โ
โ How can she love in him what he has not? โ
โ Your presence is a moral poison that would contaminate the most virtuous. โ
โ Your cold blood cannot be worked into a fever. โ
โ Good words, but deeds must prove it also. โ
โ Remember you don't forget resolutions formed in the hour of fear. โ
โ Why does my blood rush into a hell of tumult at a few words? โ
โ Make everything stop and stand still and never move again. Make the moors never change and you and I never change. โ
โ As different as a moonbeam from lightning, or frost from fire. โ
โ Itโs no company at all, when people know nothing and say nothing. โ
โ I never told my love vocally; still, if looks have language, the merest idiot might have guessed I was over head and ears. โ
โ He might as well plant an oak in a flowerpot, and expect it to thrive, as imagine he can restore her to vigour in the soil of his shallow cares! โ
โ I have no pity! โ
โ It would degrade me to marry him now. โ
โ Hereafter she is only my sister in name; not because I disown her, but because she has disowned me. โ
โ In secret pleasure โ secret tears, this changeful life has slipped away โ
โ Thoughts are tyrants that return again and again to torment us. โ
โ I begin to fancy you don't like me. โ
โ I wish I could hold you 'till we were both dead. โ
โ I care nothing for your sufferings. Why shouldn't you suffer? โ
โ Will you forget me? Will you be happy when I am in the earth? โ
โ Would you like to live with your soul in the grave? โ
โ I'm not going to act the lady among you. โ
โ You'll be ashamed of me everyday of your life, and the more ashamed, the more you know me; and I cannot bide it. โ
โ Any relic of the dead is precious, if they were valued living. โ
โ Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves. โ
โ Nonsense, do you imagine he has thought as much of you as you have of him? โ
โ This lamb of yours threatens like a bull! โ
โ I'm mortally sorry that you are not worth knocking down. โ
โ I have neither a fear, nor a presentiment, nor a hope of death. โ
โ I could not help wishing we were all there safe together. โ
โ Heโs not a rough diamond - a pearl-containing oyster of a rustic; heโs a fierce, pitiless, wolfish man. โ
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SENTENCE STARTERS pt. 1
โ are you all very stoned? โ
โ god! what is your childhood trauma?! โ
โ i want to date, and shop, and hang out, and save the world from unspeakable evil. you know, girly stuff. โ
โ i know you'll never love me. โ
โ love isn't brains, children, it's blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. โ
โ i know i'm a monster, but you treat me like a man. โ
โ you wanna go steal some stuff? โ
โ why is it always the virgin women who have to do the sacrificing? โ
โ i know what you're doing. you think if you get me mad enough i won't be so scared AND HEY, it's working! โ
โ i'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots here. โ
โ great, now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day. โ
ย โ i may be love's bitch, but at least i'm man enough to admit it. โ
โ sorry, but i'm an old fashioned gal. i was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. โ
โ we saved the world. i say we party. โ
โ your mouth is open and sound is coming out. this is never good.. โ
โ i'm afraid we're having a slight apocalypse โ
โ demons after money. what ever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? no one has any standards anymore. โ
โ well, i'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it. โ
โ i believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming text. โ
โ i'm way off my game. my game's left the country. it's in cuernavaca.. โ
โ it's like talking to a wall. only you get more from a wall. โ
โ the hardest thing in this worldโฆ is to live in it.. โ
โ and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. โ
โ you know what, i was wrong. you are an idiot. โ
โ well, before i succumb to the ravages of old age, why don't you tell me what brings you here. โ
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