#[ avdem ]

[mintyisms]

Ava's Demon Starters Pt. 5

taken from chapters 25-30

"I'm sorry for all the mean things I said to you...I was stressed out n' all."

"I've never felt so scared...and alone."

"Well did you actually need somethin' or are you just here to stare at us."

"I can't wait to pass out and forget the day."

"Nature does much to enrich our lives. It deserves our love and respect."

"I can't stop thinking about the horrors I've witnessed at the hands of that...that...creature I was stupid enough to help."

"I was startin' to think that we'd be here all night..."

"Who are those goofy idiots he's with!?!"

"He's gone. He's on his own now! He gets nothing else from me!"

"It's really embarrassing how gullible you are."

"Get yourself an ice cream or something."

"My...my ice cream melted."

"I don't mind sharing. Wanna snack with me?"

"Wait, are we the idiots?"

"Uhnh...worst sleep of my life."

"He must not die!"

"Your carefree attitude is really starting to piss me off!!"

"I have grown so very weary from your thankless scrutiny!"

"Tie him up or something."

"I can't climb out of the grave I've dug."

"Take my hand and I'll try to pull you up."

"It's a lot deeper than it looks, isn't it?"

"You can't keep throwing out my stuff! It's not fair!"

"Am I gonna have to attend MORE meetings?"

"Why is life so unfair to me?"

"I don't know what they are, but they look important so I'm taking them."

"Just take it easy and maybe try not to set yourself on fire?"

"Fate has brought us together! For a higher purpose!"

"I won't make the same mistake you've made. I know when I'm in over my head."

"I could totally see myself living here."

"You do realize we're on a wanted list, right?"

[t-annhauser]

Stròlic(k), Stròlig(gh)

Pensiero tormentoso, problema da risolvere, da cui il verbo "strulicàr", avere dei pensieri, escogitare. Usato anche in italiano ma vetusto: per quanto in quel frattempo avessi strolicato sulla maniera da cavarmela in un caso tanto urgente, non m’era venuta neppur un’idea (I. Nievo). Dal verbo "astrologare", lambiccarsi il cervello in cerca di una soluzione. "At ghè di stròlic, ve?" (Hai dei pensieri, eh?). "Sta mia struligàrag incò, avdem admàn" (Non stare mica a lambiccartici oggi, vedremo domani). Lo stròlic fa ammalare, è il tarlo che consuma, la preoccupazione, lo gnommero, l'imbuto (piriòt) in cui ci si infila. Lo stròlic o ti viene o te lo fai venire, i meglio riusciti vengono di notte. Nonna diceva sempre che tutto s'aggiusta.

Dialetto del basso mantovano, area linguistica emiliana1.

[morganadiavalon]

Amica ventottenne disoccupata e molisana: Sono disperata. Accetterei qualunque lavoro al momento.

Io: So che stanno cercando un part time nella libreria dove lavoro.

AVDEM: Ti posso mandare il CV?

Io: certo, però è a Milano!

AVDEM: Non importa sono disposta a spostarmi, guarda. Qui è un disastro.

Amico ricco di famiglia con un lavoro prestigioso: io non mi sposterei mai così lontano per fare la commessa.

OK.

[beverwijksprintmasters]

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[hanen-norge]

Hun bygde sin egen kjempeost - og skapte en kafésuksess

Foto: Odd Roar Lange

Avdem gardsysteri med Anna Haugstad Avdem i spissen har åpnet landhandel som går så det suser, les saken HER

[osteperler]

Pultost

Pultost med karve fra Avdem ysteri. Foto: Ove Fosså

Ja, jeg vet jeg har sagt akkurat det – at selv om jeg skriver om ost så trenger jeg ikke forholde meg til pultost og gamalost av den grunn. Verden blir sjelden slik man tenker den skal bli, selv om jeg godt kunne meldt meg ut og sagt det kommer ikke på tale. Men så er det det da, at ost er kultur og kultur tar vi vare på. Pultost og Gamalost…

[mintyisms]

Ava's Demon Starters Pt. 4

taken from chapters 19-24

"I might have...crashed his ship."

"What else did you lie to me about!?"

"NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU!!!"

"WAAAH! It's...it's snowing!?"

"I'm willing to deal with his attitude if it means I'll get home sooner."

"I promised I would be back before sunset."

"Did you still wanna go explore abandoned houses with me later!?"

"We could bring rocks and break windows and stuff!!"

"I thought if I told you the truth you'd have been scared of me."

"I'm not equipped to aid such troubled individuals."

"Why are you and I on the hit list!? We didn't DO anything!"

"My life is OVER! It's RUINED!! Everything I've worked for is GONE!"

"You'll just have to find a new cult to live in."

"I'm sorry, did you just call it a 'cult' again?"

"The life of a traitor won't be so bad once you travel far enough."

"Are you actually suggesting I go live on the fringes of society? Embrace the role of a depraved pariah!?"

"I guess not all of it was a dream."

"Hey! I see you over there! Quit pretending like you had nothing to do with this."

"I couldn't bear the idea of losing you forever to this big and dreadful universe."

"Oh good! So you are aware that your 'course of action' included murdering the innocent."

"There is order to the madness we're drowning in, after all!"

"We ought to check the oxygen levels, I think. You're not seeing things, are you?"

"I was only trying to help you, but I know when to quit."

"Personally, I'm just glad she didn't set everything on fire."

"Oh. Great. So we're stealing things now, are we?"

"I'd rather not add 'stealing' to the list of charges against me."

"Take it. You'll feel better if you eat."

"Please stay...I don't want to be alone."

"You know...I'm hungry, I really am, but the longer I look at this thing the less hungry I feel."

"I'm real sorry. I'm pretty useless when it comes to being helpful."

"It feels nice having someone to talk to. Even if they only listen."

[mintyisms]

Ava's Demon Starters Pt. 1

taken from chapters 1-6

"TOUCH ME AGAIN, I DARE YOU!!"

"I WAS NEARLY KIDNAPPED!!

"You're too ugly to be stalked."

"You AGAIN?! You followed me here? Seriously?"

"That...is the most poorly spoken pick-up line I've ever heard."

"Nothing like gravity to knock the sad out of you, huh?"

"You wouldn't have shot me anyway, you stuttering coward."

"Apologize to me...and I'll consider unbinding you."

"What are you praying for this time?"

"What difference does it make whether or not you take your own life?

"Well since we still have some time together, I may as well entertain you."

"Be smart...surrendering will not guarantee our survival."

"Sorry for being born?"

"A lot of things suck at the moment, so you can spare me your newly discovered snarky attitude.

"I day dreamed about pushing a button that would make life worth living."

"She's breathing! I want to help her!"

"What kind of doctor would I be if I just left them to die?"

"You can't be this nice to strangers. You're gonna get hurt."

"YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU'VE GIVEN ME WHAT I ASKED FOR!"

"I want a life unhindered by you."

"I don't want to be your burden anymore."

"I promise we'll find answers. No matter what it takes."

"There's ice in the freezer!! Just so you know..."

"Gosh it smells like a forest fire in here..."

"I don't think this is in the textbooks."

"Tea is ready! Do you want honey?"

"I forget that some people are still ignorant."

"You must be, like, super smart."

"Maybe you're not real, you know? Maybe you're all in my head."

"Well, you see, I just PRAY really loud sometimes."

"I feel like...home was taken from me."

"Just make her go away for a few minutes so I can tell you a thing."

[mintyisms]

Ava's Demon Starters Pt. 2

taken from chapters 7-12

"Please let me stay with you!!"

"Finally awake! How are you feeling?"

"You think he saw us?"

You don't think I'm stupid, do you?"

"What are you wearing? Because I'm not wearing anything."

"Why is your plan a bunch of bad drawings?"

"How long is this 'revenge' going to take?!"

"I see you have an ugly alien's ghost plaguing you! Wow, me too!"

"Let's form a resistance and kill the most powerful being in the universe."

"How am I supposed to convince strangers to believe in me when I don't even believe in me?"

"Sometimes confidence in yourself is the most convincing argument you can make. Even if it's forced."

"Please tell me you didn't pass out..."

"I'm getting my license today if it's the last thing I do."

"Why do I always hope my next decision will make everything better when it always makes everything worse?"

"Did you land in a ditch or what?"

"I'm a dangerous alien and I'll claw your eyes out!"

"You look twelve."

"I've got super important things to take care of and they don't include arguing with huge nerds like you."

"Drat, I left my book back at the house."

"Is that what those glasses are for? X-ray glasses?"

"Did I ever tell you how your eyes shine like jewels? Because wow they sure are shiny."

"We just had tea together so it was, like, practically a date."

"I want to tell her I love her in person. Even if she rejects me."

"He actually treats me like a human being and not a piece of trash."

"Listening to you talk can be so tiring, you know that?"

"You've even taken up gardening in here? Amazing."

"Gardening is for servants."

"Can someone please kill the lights? My head can't take this mood right now."

"Well...I do need some new clothes..."

"WOULD IT KILL YOU TO ACT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON FOR FIVE MINTUES?!"

"My parents taught me that it's important to research those who have power over your surroundings."

"It must be nice having others in your life who look out for you and teach you these things."

[mintyisms]

Ava's Demon Starters Pt. 3

taken from chapters 13-18

"I don't like crows. People make me so nervous. All of these strangers staring at me..."

"Just keep it together! We can't afford to stand out so stay cool."

"I know I'm an eyesore! I know!!"

"You suspiciously ignored his calls so he's PISSED."

"If your brain weren't inside your skull you'd destroy it."

"Let's be honest here. You probably wake up every morning hoping to find reasons in your day to keep living, and yet the sun rises and sets and you still haven't found a single reason."

"I'll get demoted for sure..."

"I feel like I could--like I might--no, that I will paint the whole town RED!!!"

"SHUT YOUR GRATING, ROBOTIC, TRASH-EATING, RAT MOUTH."

"It's not worth the amount of paperwork."

"If I had planned to run away from my life, I would have just let you kill me a long time ago."

"I am also praying you die too soon to find your answer."

"It'll be tough, but I should be able to break down the door."

"We're gonna roast if we don't get moving."

"You're just in time to see the sun shine."

"This WAS where the ship was docked...right?"

"Are you also consumed by a primeval something-or-other?"

"Maybe we should speak to a soldier first? If there are any left?"

"I didn't find your vanishing act to be particularly amusing."

"Have you noticed how you look?! The clothes you're in?!"

"You possess all the aspects of something...not from this dimensional realm."

"You're...you're insane. You're...actually insane."

"WHAT is your DEAL!?! Are you chasing us out of SPITE!?"

"You're here to kill us, aren't you?!"

"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not here to hurt anyone."

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[beverwijksprintmasters]

B&B van Team BSM goud en zilver op de 400m M50+ #nkmasters2018 #avdem #abgeldermanssport (bij NK Masters AV Gouda)

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Zilver voor Rob Moen Clement op 100m M50+ in 12.05s op #nkmasters2018 #avdem #abgeldermanssport (bij NK Masters AV Gouda)

[beverwijksprintmasters]

Vanochtend 4 x een sprintclinic van 25 minuten gegeven bij #avdem tijdens #jeugdatletiekkampen. (bij Atletiekvereniging DEM)

[beverwijksprintmasters]

Wat een topdag weer voor de #beverwijk sprintmasters tijdens de 1e Goudse Kaas- en Stroopwafelinstuif 2017. Simone Geel-Herlaar verpulverde 2 Nederlandse Records bij V55+, nl. 100m 13.56s en 200m 27.19s Erik Langeveld (m45) liep 2 dikke nieuwe pr's op 100m: 12.89s en 200m: 25.95s. Good old Hans Grapendaal (m65+) liep een fantastische 30.69s op de 200m. Ben Bakker (m50) liep in zijn 1e wedstrijd als BSM'er een nieuw p.r op de 200m met 25.99s en over de 100m deed hij 13.01s En trainer Rob Moen Clement (m50) probeerde de 200m weer eens uit. Met 24.77s was hij nog niet tevreden, maar daarmee wel de snelste master boven 35+. #avdem #abgeldermanssport