#<3 Wonderful Friend <3

[kayfabebabe]

Come on now, Mitch. Shane didn't deserve the car battery. What's a little attempted homicide between friendly rivals? No biggie right? Kane was FINE.

Shane did start it thoooough and he, eventually, got his revenge by making a limo crash with Kane in the back of it. I think they're pretty even now :D

[tempo-takoyaki]

Listen, I love the "XL helps HC to see how beautiful he is" scenario as much as the next person... But I also see it like this.

[the-brucest-fan]

I NEED THIS KNUCKLES PUPPET 😍😍😍

[smallsafespace]

Bean Buddies: Pumkin and Spooky!

[i-like-forcefem]

Your crush’s pool party is coming up! But darn it you don’t have any swimming trunks!

You mentioned how you don’t have anything to wear and your crush mentioned how she’s always wanted to go bikini shopping with you

Wow!!! You can get your trunks and maybe see her in her bikini ahead of time!

So she takes you to a specialised bikini store and tells you to pick out something you like!

You’re over the moon! Getting to pick something she wears! You immediately start your search!

Though way she looks is a bit unsettling, it’s not bad, more like like she’s surprised for you to be excited about this… but what boy wouldn’t be?

It’s probably nothing, back to the search: She loves cute stuff, so you do your best and search out the cutest bikini in the store!

After a lot of debating you return with a bright pink bikini full of frills, the look of delight on her face made all the hard work worth it!

“Awwwww! Did you pick that because you know how much I love cute stuff? That’s so so sweet of you! I’m sure it will look absolutely gorgeous on you!”

She grabbed my wrists and pulled me along to the changing rooms, giggling as we slipped in together and shut the door

[castles-in-the-eyre]

what if you were an angel & i was a nonbeliever and we held hands. while listening to we will commit wolf murder.

[ducktracy]

if you find yourself asking "how shall i spend the next one minute and 52 seconds?", i implore you to turn to the Wansa-kun opening for the most joyful way to fill the time. isn't this wonderful

[sporkberries]

Robin(1993) is a comic where things happen

[captainmaxatx]

Late Mermay idea!

Orca mer Ghost in an aquarium but he is almost always hiding and quite depressed so the aquarium decide to give him a little more enrichment.

With humans lack of mer knowledge they come to the conclusion that because orcas eat seals then surely an orca mer would eat a seal mer. They decide that during closing hours (to avoid guests seeing the blood bath that will surely follow) they will drop a live seal mer into ghosts tank so he has the natural experience of hunting instead of just being fed slabs of meet.

But mer’s don’t eat other mers, regardless of secondary species.

So when seal mer soap is dropped into his tank, ghost just thinks he’s being given a very energetic handsome roommate.

And the humans are confused as to why ghost hasn’t eaten the seal mer yet

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

hyung line + chokers for @epiphanytear (cr. namuspromised)

[rocketbirdie]

small problems, for a change

[part 1] [part 2]

[kayfabebabe]

bubble tea: what ride would you pick at an amusement park?

mug: when/where do you normally drink tea?

Mango! Thank you so much for the Ask <3

Bubble tea: What ride would you pick at an amusement park? I have to choose the Bumper Cars. I am absolutely terrified of heights and going too fast so that disqualifies most rollercoasters or other rides like a Ferris Wheel. I have to admit that I'd love to try the booth games such as throwing a ball at bottles or ring toss.

Mug: When and Where do you normally drink tea? There's never a "wrong" time or place to drink tea. Most of the time, I drink only fruit tea with honey later at night as the caffeine in black tea can make my insomnia worse.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

best BEAST!!

[lemonlimestar]

i’ll give u all the sweet stuff!

[veinsfullofstars]

"Still trying to intimidate me? Cute."

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Meta Knight and Galacta Knight based off of a couple dynamics template by @/ReddsMess on Twitter. Original template and source below the cut, as well as a HAL language variant. Top-left panel - high-angle shot of MK lit from above, standing firm and glaring up through his mask, his wings curled out and breaching the panel in places, subtitled "Well well..." Top-right panel - low-angle shot of GK lit from below, looming in the air and leering down through his mask, his wings curled out and his hands spread wide in challenge, both of which breach the panel in places, subtitled "Look who came to see me..." Bottom panel - MK & GK stand next to each other, the latter leaning towards the former and gently caressing the side of his mask with the back of one hand, grinning smugly and wrapping a wing around the knight, subtitled "My Knightmare." MK stands stiffly with his fists clenched at his sides, blushing vividly and glaring away from the warrior. A little flurry of white hearts emanate from GK, while one small one hovers above MK. END ID.)

Started 03/30/24, finished 04/02/24.

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HAL language variant:

Original by ReddsMess (template link) NOTE: The artist has marked 16-18+ in their bio, so browse at your own risk!

[a2zillustration]

Last chance to form alliances before Croissant opens a can of arcane whoopass :)

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