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Where are the Pretty Deadly boys?
#They've been missing for too long#and I miss their shenanigans...#If they've been released - The Human is gonna have some big feelings#V.E.R.Y Big feelings#The Human Speaks#WWE#Pretty Deadly
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The 'Superman Punch' remains the stupidest move in wrestling
#I said what I said...#The Human is not a fan of Roman (for so many reasons)#but he's just simply... Not a good wrestler#The Human Liveblogs#(ish)#WWE#Monday Night Raw
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Is Adam Pearce a 'Hear Me Out' crush?
#He's just very... Adam-shaped?#But I can see how people might have a tiny crush on him#and not openly admit it#The Human Liveblogs#(ish)#WWE#Monday Night Raw
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Do we like Vikingo?
#The Human saw him getting Booed at TripleMania yesterday#and now I'm confused...#The Human Liveblogs#(ish)#WWE#Monday Night Raw#El Hijo Del Vikingo#AAA
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"Can WWE go a single week without mentioning Brock Lesnar?" challenge
#My guess is No.#The Human is vaguely watching MNR tonight#as it's playing in the background#The Human Liveblogs#(ish)#WWE#Monday Night Raw
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The Human is Curious...
#The Human is Curious#I need everyone to open their minds#and see the vision for a second...#This is a very serious question#The Human Speaks#Bob Backlund#Questions#Wrestling Polls
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#The Gender of Jon Moxley needs to be studied#From his furry tits to his cunty little earring...#Also H A N D S#The Human Speaks#AEW#Jon Moxley
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William Regal - Monday Night RAW 28/04/2008
#Missing the Old Man Hours#Nobody look at me right now#but I need to sit in his lap#(as a little treat)#The Human Speaks#WWE#William Regal
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reblog and put in the tags your top “do i want them or do i want to be them” characters/people
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I just want to be home (Curled up in my Love's lap)
#Why did the Human agree to this shift?#The Human works retail#and I don’t want to deal with the general public’s shenanigans today#Do you think I could hide in the walk-in for 8 hours?#The Human Speaks
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LET - CHARLIE - DEMPSEY - WIN - ON - TELEVISION!
#Why do we have to wait 7 months between his match victories?#Forever waiting for the Charlie push...#Will it happen soon? No#WWE NXT#Charlie Dempsey#Ana absolutely regrets introducing me to Him
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Like most people in 2025, Alexandra has had enough of Heyman's bullshit
#GET - HIS - ASS!#More people should call him out on his misogynistic BS#Just a thought...#WCW#Missy Hyatt#Alexandra York#Mike Rotunda#Paul E Dangerously
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Is this a safe place to admit that I miss Rick Boogs?
#He was the definition of a chaotic Himbo#and he had a glorious moustache#It was up there with Rick Rude's...#The Human Speaks#Boooooooooogs
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#The fact that Rick Rude is in the Big Bird costume…#This picture warms my heart#Jim Neidhart#Rick Rude
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Fuck Smackdown, we're watching Barefoot Contessa tonight...
#Save me Ina Garten#The Human loves Wrestling#but they need a break from WWE's continuous bullshit...#Somebody tell me if Repo Man returns though#The Human Speaks#Friday Night Smackdown
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WWE: "We can't induct Chyna to the Hall of Fame because she had addiction issues and that's bad..."
Also WWE: "We proudly paid Brock Lesnar throughout a SEX TRAFFICKING LAWSUIT..."
#This fuck-ass company#I also just saw whispers about more Saudi shows each year#including a WrestleMania...#More and More proof WWE never cared about their women's roster#The Human Speaks#WWE
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