#but my wonderful friend showed me this song and. augh. wow.
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castles-in-the-eyre · 6 months ago
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what if you were an angel & i was a nonbeliever and we held hands. while listening to we will commit wolf murder.
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unproduciblesmackdown · 4 years ago
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I just want to say I am absolutely obsessed w all your sincerely me posts. You do such a good job breaking them down and identifying all the little details that go into that scene as well as analyzing what they mean about Jared and Evan separately and ofc their relationship as a whole. Wonderful stuff! Also the compilation of Will doing The Laugh added 10 years to my life so thank u
oh thank you lmao i always enjoy people enjoying those posts, and there’s always so much to dig into with that scene, but i think plenty of times i think people can just sort of let the scene wash over as a “oh, the point of this is just that it’s fun” sort of surface level, very straightforward element of the show, and part of the point surely is that it Is fun, but everything about this song is about evan and jared’s interaction / dynamic / relationship here, and the levity and humor doesn’t mean there’s nothing here to Take Seriously, which is certainly true re: jared in general, rather than him being Jokes Boy with no real feelings or anything (i know i’m already preaching to the choir here with all this “here’s what sincerely me is Really About / what deserves more appreciation re: jared” lmao but the ted talks just Occur)
like, here’s the high point of the whole show for jared, and this moment with evan which is so enjoyable and satisfying that he’s going to keep hanging on to evan’s runaway train in the hopes of getting more of this, particularly in act 2 where that’s truly like 100% of his motivation (vs that in act 1 he’s at least also having some degree of an earnest response to the idea behind tcp along with evan and alana, even if it’s still plenty about doing this With Evan) and like, it’s especially a tragedy re: the album where you Only get jared’s vocals, & have less of his dialogue, so it’s easier to forget he’s there or what his part in this is and that, you know, this wouldn’t be a song if it wasn’t about His And Evan’s relationship, and it’s like 98% the case that “connor” in this song just Is jared
and that yeah like we’ve been recently posting lol how there’s actually really just these endless Layers to this material, a mille feuille of Relationship Analysis that’s getting folded over again and again, where it’s jared and evan for real, but pretending to be other people, and making things up, but trying to make it seem Real, and both taking the other’s feedback into their own writing / working off of the other’s contributions, and evan could be seeing “connor” through the lens of what little he knows about actual connor, or projecting himself onto someone he realizes was similar to him in ways, or being informed about Friendship via his own relationship with / perception of jared, who’s in a similar position here re: what’s behind his Inspiration or Interpretation, which roles are Him, or Evan, or ostensibly connor, and what all projection or wish fulfillment or Interpreting is going on around here, not to mention that these two Real People’s Real Dynamic is unfolding right in front of us and is very directly what’s going Into these created emails (which do, apparently, seem like the record of an amazing friendship according to cynthia and then like, a bunch of other people) because this whole writing session is this collaborative back and forth which wouldn’t be happening in the first place if evan didn’t turn to jared for input/help with anything and if jared didn’t want to be involved in evan’s life and be someone evan Wants to seek out like this and you know, how delighted jared is to have evan’s attention, even if as he starts giving evan what he’s actually after here, evan’s attention seemingly shifts over to “connor,” even though that’s jared.....still not a direct Win for jared there, see: him in the reprise, trying to put a “jared” into the story as well, since evan’s invented relationship with jared!connor isn’t actually translating into evan being closer / more interested in actual jared....what about jared!jared......now i’m even thinking about jared getting that highest note harmony at the end of sincerely me.....pay attention to Him
thinking allllllways about how jared completely invents the chorus himself, expecting evan to approve, and with no input from evan, just that Approval, and it comes on the heels of also-approved writing for connor about Trying To Be More....Nice.....i’ll turn it around, wait and see...........just about to lie down about the fact that this, on top of what evan’s already made up in for forever, is about trying to make this Hopeful story, because that’s what evan wants for himself, and what he thinks cynthia would find comforting re: connor, and here’s jared like, okay, so your Supposed relationship didn’t look that warm & amazing from the outside, but how about if it just had a lot of Potential, like, HMM!!! lots to consider there!! but then Oof at the fact inevitably the story falls apart and so does jared’s hopes for his relationship with evan, even though like, connor died & never had that friendship with evan, & jared is probably still alive & Did have a connection with him & is presumably still out there, able to be talked to, maybe try reinventing and giving things attention, you know
just that Yeah lmao the tl;dr here is people mostly going like wow lol what a fun song, &/or a gay song, & it’s like, well sure but for one thing, all of that is completely due to Jared & his and evan’s dynamic & relationship, but that once you realize that that’s what the song is actually about, there’s just so much to consider and analyze in what might otherwise be overlooked as a song that has nothing to to say besides what’s most straightforwardly there, even though, you know, these are characters who have so much trouble saying what they mean or feel or want, but who are able to Reveal more about themselves in that way through this pretense/artifice which is sort of displacing their usual defense mechanisms. been Thinking About It many times and i’m still pondering aspects of it afresh / having new Insights, and anyone else can be too lmao, lots going on here & lots to say based on what anyone’s experienced / taken note of.....wtaw is of course v different as a song, more outright dramatic & desperate, whereas sincerely me is presented as more comedic & light, and it Is these two friends having some fun here rather than the protagonist having this crisis before homeroom at the start of the show, but here sincerely me is as another song about Trying and Wanting and some hopefulness that has to remain ultimately inconclusive, because connor still died.....lots going on, of course the tone is different b/c jared is a part of it, but people also completely overlook Other moments as jared you know, not having as genuine or deep or real Feelings as evan b/c jared’s front involves acting unbothered and being clever and funny, but obviously that doesn’t mean his feelings aren’t there and there aren’t stakes to them, and just because this song involving jared just seems lighthearted and unserious doesn’t mean that again, things aren’t Real and Important for jared.....augh
and yes lmfao the laugh is very good, i’m glad to compile it for our health
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andrewmoocow · 4 years ago
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Steven Universe Alternate Future chapter 13: Bismuth Casual (originally posted on April 12, 2021)
AN: This chapter may seem innocent, and it is, but after this it'll only be two more chapters till we see Black Rutile again. But enough about her for right now, let's give Bismuth some lovin'! And a certain Rose-like human will be along for the ride too.
Synopsis: Bismuth learns how to forge relationships when she becomes Pearl's wing-Gem on a roller-rink date.
Cast:
Zach Callison as Steven
Deedee Magno Hall as Pearl, Brandish
Grace Rolek as Connie
Uzo Aduba as Bismuth, Khadijah
Lamar Abrams as Jaime, Daniel
Tahani Anderson as Patricia
Brian Posehn as Sour Cream
Dan Castellaneta as Skate Rental Guy
Featuring Kristin Chenoweth as Sheena Synstylae
And Emily King as herself
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One night on a road away from Beach City, Steven was driving his Dondai Supremo with Connie next to him in the front seat and Pearl & Bismuth sitting in the back. Bismuth was dressed for a night out in a white dress shirt and her multicolored dreadlocks being done up in a ponytail. As the four continued driving, Connie began to turn up the radio.
"Oh, I love this song!" Connie cheered before she started singing along to the Emily King music on the car radio. "You can't hold me now, hold me now, ooh."
"And that was "Can't Hold Me", by Emily King." Sour Cream's voice came from the radio as the song ended. "Just one of many songs you can request your beloved host to play at the Starlight Roller Rink every night! And now a word from our sponsors."
"I'm so excited that you're coming along with us to the roller rink tonight and experience some interpersonal relationships." Pearl said to Bismuth while rolling up her shirtsleeve, causing the blacksmith to blush. "Ooh, don't be afraid to show off your gem." She added, opening up Bismuth's shirt to expose the gem on her chest. "Everyone's going to love you there."
"Hope I can keep up." Bismuth chuckled lightly. "Can't wait to meet your date too."
"Well, she's not really my date, we just talked to each other on the phone a few times in the past and now we've decided to hang out tonight." Pearl stated. "But the most important thing is-"
"Are you tired of shady mechanics bleeding you dry?!" a commercial suddenly interrupted Pearl and got her excited. "Then come on down to Cam's Camshafts!"
"Turn it up, I love this!" Pearl cheered.
"What, you mean this car salesman ad?" Steven chuckled at Pearl's excitement over a commercial of all things.
"Yes, turn it up!" Pearl answered as she reached over to turn up the volume and began singing along to the jingle. "Cam's Camshafts is the place to bring your wreck, get your car repaired for cheap and fair without risking your neck! Cam's Camshafts!"
"Pearl, you absolute dork!" Bismuth roared happily while Steven and Connie laughed just as the car drove up to the Starlight Roller Rink. "Hey, here we are!"
"You got that right Bismuth." Steven declared while parking his Supremo in the parking lot and the four got out of the car. "Come on everybody, let's get inside."
As the group made their way to the rink's entrance, Bismuth turned to Pearl with a question. "So Pearl, what's your mystery girl like?"
"Well, she's rather quiet and bears a shocking resemblance to a certain Rose," Pearl answered. "but she did like how forward I was about fighting to defend the Earth thousands of years ago and gave me her number."
"Wow, sounds like she could be nice to hang with." Bismuth laughed.
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"Here we are!" Pearl exclaimed as she, Steven, Connie, and Bismuth stepped inside the Starlight Roller Rink and looked around at the humans and Gems skating around the very 80s-like establishment.
"Wow, so humans can pay to have wheels attached to their feet for fun?" Bismuth wondered. "That is really something else."
"Hey, there's Sour Cream over there!" Steven pointed over to the Cool Kid running the DJ booth.
"I don't know about this you guys." Bismuth said uneasily while Pearl began looking around the rink. "I've never really skated before."
"That's okay Bis, I never skated before either." Steven comforted his mother's old teammate. "Once I discovered my powers, I never really had time for all these popular human activities myself. But hey, I'm sure it can't be that hard, right?"
"Yo Pearl, over here!" a woman's voice called out to Pearl.
"Oh, there you are!" Pearl exclaimed as she skipped over to four human women awaiting her. One of the women had dark skin and a pink Mohawk, another had blue hair and a punk style of clothes, the third looked like an elderly hippie, and the fourth bore a striking resemblance to Rose Quartz.
"So that must be Pearl's little fan club, huh?" Bismuth asked as Pearl gave the mohawked girl a roll of toilet paper from her gem and the Rose lookalike a kiss on the cheek. "They seem so friendly and interesting."
"Steven, Connie, Bismuth, I'd like you to meet some of my human friends." Pearl called her three friends over to meet her human pals. "This is Khadijah, Jaime, and Brandish. And Steven, I think you might be familiar with Sheena here."
"Yeah, you were at the Big Donut when Pearl made a fool of herself trying to hit on me." Sheena chuckled as she shook Steven's hand. "Yeah, the name's Sheena, Sheena Synstylae."
"So, you guys have known Pearl long?" Khadijah asked Steven, Connie, and Bismuth.
"I've basically known Pearl my entire life." Steven answered.
"Pearl taught me how to use a sword." Connie added.
"And I've known Pearl for like, a few thousand years." Bismuth said.
"That's right, Bismuth's an architect!" Pearl exclaimed in response.
"A builder, huh?" Jaime asked with great interest as she and the rest of Pearl's human posse took Bismuth to the rink, leaving Steven & Connie by themselves.
"Anything you've built that you're proud of?" Sheena added.
"Little Homeworld for one, with a little help." Bismuth answered.
"Ooh, tell us more!" Brandish said excitedly.
"Come on Steven, let's get our skates." Connie said to Steven as she walked him to the skate rental desk.
"Okay." Steven replied before they turned to the man handing out roller skates.
"Welcome to the Starlight Roller Rink. Can I get anything in your shoe size?" the squeaky-voiced young man asked the duo.
"Um," Steven muttered as he looked down at his feet, trying to think about his shoe size before picking up one of his shoes to hand over. "Got anything in this size?"
"I'll see what I can do." The teen at the desk answered before he turned to Connie. "And as for you young lady?"
"Same for me." Connie replied, handing over one of her shoes as well.
"Alright then, enjoy your night." The teen said before he handed over some pairs of roller skates that were just the right size for Steven and Connie.
--
"Okay, are you ready?" Connie asked Steven after they laced up their newly rented skates.
"Yeah, I'm ready." Steven replied, then the two stood up as two other kids around their age skated by and noticed Connie.
"Then let's get skating!" Connie declared before one of the kids called out for her.
"Hey, is that Connie?" a girl in a pink hijab and red-framed glasses exclaimed before she and a boy skated over to Steven and Connie.
"Patricia, Daniel!" Connie exclaimed, then she turned to Steven. "Steven, I'd like you to meet Patricia and Daniel, they're some friends of mine from cram school."
"Hi, I'm Steven." Steven introduced himself to Connie's friends. "Uh, how's it going?"
"Going good." Daniel smiled at Steven.
"You should've seen Daniel earlier," Patricia smirked. "his mom really tore into him for some bad scores on a test, and he's all bent out of shape about it."
"Augh!" Daniel groaned. "I was doing real fine until you brought that up."
"I know what that's like." Steven laughed awkwardly. "One time, White Diamond tore into me by taking my gem out of my body." Patricia and Daniel just stared at Steven, having no idea what he was talking about until he revealed his gem on his belly. "I'm part-Gem by the way. When I mean she took my gem out, I mean she pulled it out like a splinter."
"Ooookay then." Patricia replied with a raised eyebrow. "So, what grade are you in?"
"Grade?" Steven, having not been given a proper education like most humans his age, began getting grades mixed up with age. "Uh, I'm sixteen!"
"Sixteen?" Daniel gasped.
"So you're taking AP classes then?" Patricia guessed.
"Uhhhh, AP what now?" Steven asked, now having no idea himself.
"You want to skate with us?" Connie offered Patricia and Daniel.
"Heck yeah!" Patricia laughed and the three friends rolled to the rink, leaving Steven alone and embarrassed.
"You really blew that one Steven." Steven groaned to himself. "I bet if they were Gems trying to kill me, we'd treat it like water under the bridge after a fun song or an inspiring speech."
"Hey Steven, you're missing out!" Connie called for Steven as she entered the rink, where she started laughing and hanging out with Patricia & Daniel.
"I'm coming!" Steven replied and tried to skate himself, but he unfortunately slipped and fell on his face.
"Are you okay?" Connie asked comfortingly while skating over to her half-alien friend.
"Yeah, it's only my first time." Steven reassured Connie while trying to get up. "But I'm sure I'll get it right somehow. Just go on without me."
"If you say so." Patricia said while she and Daniel skated away.
"Call us if you change your mind." Connie added as she followed the pair.
As his friend departed, Steven slowly got back up again and tried to skate. This time, luckily, he was finally able to take it slow.
"I'm finally getting the hang of this." Steven muttered happily to himself.
--
Meanwhile, Bismuth was skating with Pearl, Sheena, Khadijah, Jaime, and Brandish, and started showing off some skating moves of her own, to the humans' excitement.
"Dang Bismuth, you're already, like, a natural at this." Khadijah complimented Bismuth's grace.
"I love your flow." Brandish added.
"And you said this was your first time!" Sheena chuckled in response before she turned to Pearl. "Though she's still not as graceful as you are."
"Oh stop Sheena!" Pearl blushed at her human lover's comment.
"Well, y'all ain't seen nothing yet!" Bismuth yelled before she picked up Pearl and began swinging her around on the rink, cackling all the way.
"Bismuth, you're a natural!" Pearl yelled happily as Bismuth put her down. "Here's another thing you should know. When humans want to see each other again, they exchange little codes called "phone numbers". You should try it yourself sometime, it's fun."
"What you talking about Pearl?" Bismuth laughed. "I'm having fun already."
"That reminds me." Pearl realized before she plucked a roll of toilet paper from her gem and placed it in Bismuth's big purple hand. "Every human has at least one of these in their homes. Sometimes it's even used for vandalism."
"Oh Pearl, you're so bad!" Bismuth chortled just as Pearl began skating away with Sheena. "Hey, where are you going?"
"I've taught you all you need to know for the moment Bismuth, now go out and have fun!" Pearl exclaimed as she skated with Sheena to a nearby old man. "Sheena and I are going to make some connections of our own!"
"Excuse me, sir," Sheena tapped an old man's shoulder and presented him a toilet paper roll from Pearl's gem in her hands. "could we interest you in some TP tonight?"
"Uh, okay?" the old man reluctantly accepted the offer before skating away. "Dang young people these days."
"Um, I'm actually thousands of years older!" Pearl corrected the gentleman.
"Have fun?" Bismuth muttered while watching the happy couple skate around and hand out toilet paper to other attendants of the rink. "I mean, Pearl's friends already love me."
"Hey Bis, wanna show us some more of your moves?" Jaime asked as Pearl's human friends skated over to Bismuth.
"Well, if you insist." Bismuth shrugged and began to show off more moves for the humans to cheer about.
--
Back to Steven, he had just made it back around the rink to the entrance, and he stumbled back onto the shooting star-patterned carpet in exhaustion. "One lap around the rink. I think that deserves a break."
"Hey, Steven." Connie greeted as she skated back to Steven.
"Hey, Connie." Steven responded tiredly while grabbing onto the edge of the railing to pick himself up. "Hey, where are Daniel and Patricia?"
"They're still out there on the rink." Connie answered, thumbing back to her cram schoolmates having fun. "Did you want to hang out? You know, we could just return our skates and chat."
"No, you're here to have fun." Steven wheezed. "You're so busy studying, so you should just take this time to be with your friends."
"You're my friend too." Connie comforted Steven. "You want to sit down to some tater tots?"
"No, this is your night." Steven rejected the offer. "Just forget about me and go have fun."
"Okay then. Catch you later." Connie replied as she skated back to her friends.
"What am I doing?" Steven groaned in defeat before Bismuth saw him depressed.
"Something the matter, my lil' lion?" Bismuth asked Steven.
"Can't believe I'm saying this Bismuth," Steven responded. "but I think I've forgotten how to talk to humans. Crazy, right?"
"Yeah, that is pretty nuts." Bismuth agreed before she presented Steven with toilet paper. "You want one of these? Pearl and Sheena keep handing these out cause they say they're supposed to help."
"Maybe later." Steven responded sadly.
"I mean, how could you say that?" Bismuth asked. "You're so dang great at talking to everyone, like your dad or Connie for instance!"
"Greg's my dad, so he doesn't count." Steven stated while looking at Connie, Patricia, and Daniel from afar. "As for Connie, I was perfectly fine when it was just us. But now that's she got those two with her, I have no idea how to talk anymore. You know what I'm talking about, right?"
"You got that right." Bismuth replied. "Sheena, Khadijah, Jaime, and Brandish are all great, but they're not what I'm here for."
"Then who are you here for?" Steven asked. Bismuth just answered by shifting her pupils over to Pearl, which gave Steven a good idea of what she was talking about. "You're here for Pearl?!"
Bismuth shushed Steven by covering his mouth while waving over to Pearl, who merrily waved back before she started slow-dancing with Sheena. "In case you're wondering, I am a bit jealous! But I don't wanna admit it because Sheena's a great gal and I'm happy Pearl's found someone."
"Are you trying to hide this from them?" Steven asked as he moved Bismuth's hand off his mouth. "Why can't you just join in on their relationship? I mean, I saw a few couples like that around here made up of more than two people."
"I just don't want to take away from what Pearl's got." Bismuth answered morosely while spectating on Pearl having the time of her life. "She's got her own thing going on, perfectly happy with her life with lots of human friends and even a girlfriend. She's like the Pearl I remember, but a bit happier. I just needed to catch up."
"Yeah." Steven sympathized with the Gem veteran. "When Connie and I fought side by side to save the universe from the Diamonds, things were a lot easier between us, barring some infractions. We were fighting the same fight, but now it's like we're living completely different lives now. I wonder if she even wants to be my best friend anymore."
Bismuth slammed her arm on the edge of the rink in shock, giving Steven a little fright. "How long has this been going on?"
"Past couple of months." Steven revealed. "I think it started when she went to space camp before Spinel came to Earth."
"Listen, Steven," Bismuth comforted her former leader's son. "Pearl brought me here to set me up with her friends and to be with her girlfriend, but Connie came here to be with you. You got nothing to mope about."
"But her friends probably think I'm weird." Steven admitted. "You should've seen their faces when I told them about what White Diamond did to me."
"Of course you're weird, you're a Crystal Gem!" Bismuth declared. "The Crystal Gems were all a bunch of Gems deemed too weird by society to fit in, and the same goes for you! Connie's known that, she's always known, but that never stopped you two from being buddies!"
"You're right." Steven began taking Bismuth's motivational speech to heart. "Connie knows who I am. She's my friend, and she always will be!"
"So what do you want to do?!" Bismuth kept on pumping the boy up.
"To spend time with Connie!" Steven answered with determination.
"And what are you gonna do?!"
"Skate with Connie!"
"Well, what are you waiting for?!" Bismuth roared triumphantly. "Don't let your dreams be dreams, so JUST DO IT!" With that, Bismuth shoved Steven back onto the rink and he skidded rapidly towards Connie. "Gotta thank Peridot for showing me those motivational vids later."
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"CONNIE!" Steven screamed as he zoomed towards his human friend, but then he skidded past her and began to trip & fall flat on his face yet again.
"Steven?" Connie heard Steven call her name and raced over to find him on the ground. "Steven, are you okay?"
"I'm sorry Connie, I just didn't want to hold you back." Steven apologized while he was helped to his feet.
"I don't mind, I just wanted to hang out." Connie replied earnestly.
"You've got cram school and new friends." Steven admitted. "You're going places and I'm proud of you for how far you've come since that time I got us stuck in the bubble, but I feel like we've been drifting apart. I wish we could reconnect but," Then he started to get nervous and abruptly changed the subject. "I don't know how to skate!"
"Skating's what you're worried about?" Connie laughed in disbelief just as Sour Cream turned on his microphone.
"Alright skaters!" Sour Cream announced. "It's time for our nightly skate contest. The skater with the sickest moves in the rink will be crowned skater of the night! Any takers?"
"C'mon, I know just what to do." Connie declared as she took Steven's hand, causing the pair to glow pink and emerge as Stevonnie while Sour Cream prepared some music for the competition and turned the lights from blue to pink.
"In the night, in the middle of the day." Emily King's voice began singing as Stevonnie handed over Connie's skates and got some new ones that were just their size. "Used to tell me we should leave it up to fate. I call you over, but you always hesitate. Now I know that I'll never have to wait."
Despite some initial stumbling, the fusion found their footing and began showing off their moves with utmost grace & style. "Close my eyes, let down my hair. I'm thinking 'bout what I want, gonna take me there.”
Patricia and Daniel gasped in wonder as Stevonnie whizzed right past everyone else at the rink and towards Bismuth. "Turn the dial, on the on the stereo." When they reached Bismuth, Stevonnie leaped over the Gem and gave her a midair high-five. "And I'm thinking 'bout who I want, and I won't let go."
"Who's the new kid?" Sheena asked Pearl before her alien lover was spun around by Stevonnie as the chorus began. "You can't hold me now, only I can do that. You can't hold me now, only I can do that. You can't hold me now, only I can do that. You can't hold me now, hold me now, ooh."
With a split by Stevonnie that would make an entire gymnastics team blush, the other skaters applauded loudly at their skill while the lights returned to normal. "I know them!" Pearl cried out to the crowd.
"I think we know who the winner is," Sour Cream declared from his booth. "unless someone wants to one-up them."
"Who can possibly top that?" Sheena commented as the crowd shook their heads.
"Well, guess that means the winner, by default, is Stevonnie!" Sour Cream congratulated the fusion of Steven and Connie before they defused into the two youths, each of them wearing a skate on one foot.
"Thanks, Connie." Steven said gratefully. "I really needed that."
"Steven, Connie, that was amazing!" Patricia exclaimed as she and Daniel skated over to the two.
"What the heck was that?!" Daniel inquired excitedly.
"That?" Connie responded with a blush. "That was fusion. It's kind of our thing."
"Just something I got from my mom's side of the family." Steven added.
"The one thing I got from my mom was tons of stress!" Daniel joked.
"Same." Steven laughed.
"Yo, Steven!" Sour Cream called for Steven. "You and Connie get to pick the next song as your prize for the contest."
"Next song?" Steven wondered while looking Bismuth's way as she skated over to Pearl and Sheena. "I think I got an idea. C'mon Connie."
As Steven led Connie away, Bismuth stopped to talk with Sheena. "Hey, Sheena was it? I know you might find it weird, but I have a bit of a thing for Pearl too, though I've had it longer than you have, but I'm just a bit jealous of how happy you two are together yet I didn't want to admit it. Hope you're not mad?"
"Eh, at least you're taking it better than some of my last dates." Sheena laughed. "Maybe we can make room for one more."
"Excellent idea." Pearl agreed with her human girlfriend and let Bismuth sandwich herself between the two just as an announcement was made.
"This next song is a request from Steven and Connie." Sour Cream declared. "And they're dedicating this to some special friends of theirs." With that, a certain commercial was played and brought a smile to Pearl's face.
"Bismuth, it's my favorite song!" Pearl cheered, causing her two loves to laugh at her taste in music.
"Cam's Camshafts is the place to bring your wreck, get your car repaired for cheap and fair without risking your neck!" Bismuth started singing along with the ad.
"Cam's Camshafts!" Pearl and Sheena added in harmony before the three gazed lovingly into each other's eyes and skated off with Khadijah, Jaime, and Brandish following behind.
Once again, the music changed as Steven and Connie began skating arm in arm, followed by Patricia & Daniel, and they began laughing.
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Well, that's one relationship taken care of! After all, Pearl has two hands and has the power to make more of them. But with that out of the way, next chapter will also feature a certain relationship, but this one is a little more controversial. Can you guess which it is? If you already looked at the episode list on my DeviantArt page, you already know what's coming. See you next week!
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kiddoryder · 4 years ago
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Rimfire
Wow...It's been since I wrote a fanfic huh? Well I'm really sorry about that. I mean you have to admit, 2020 was hell with all the crazy stuff that was happening. I felt stressed and lost my happiness and spark in writing.
But thanks to the new year and new Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel clips and episodes coming out, I feel back and better than ever!
So, this story about my OC Sonya/Liz making a new friend making Charlie feel some type of way.
So, relax and enjoy the story!
At the hotel, Angel was sitting on the couch watching some TV. Then Charlie and Vaggie come in and Vaggie looked very annoyed. Angel noticed the look on Vaggie's face, but he didn't care.
Angel - "What the fuck you want?"
Vaggie - "You haven't been doing your chores in the hotel!"
Charlie - "Yeah Angel. I told you to take out the trash hours ago and you didn't do it."
Angel - "And?"
Charlie - "Care to explain why you didn't take the trash out like I told you?"
Angel - "Cause Vaggie didn't wanted to fucking leave. I mean I thought the princess would have better taste in lovers. Guess trash is her type."
Vaggie fumes in anger and was about to punch Angel, but Charlie stopped her.
Charlie - *to Vaggie* Let me handle this. *to Angel and sternly* Angel Dust, as the princess of hell and heir to the throne, I order you take out the trash."
Angel - *annoyed* "Ugh! Fine."
Angel took the bag of garbage and threw it out the window breaking the glass.
Vaggie - *furious* "Angel!"
Angel - "What? Ya told me to take out the trash and I did."
Vaggie - "We meant by you getting your lazy ass up and actually doing it you motherfucking bastard!"
Angel - "Well ya should been clearer on that and be less of a nagging bitch!"
Vaggie growled in anger and was about to punch Angel, but Charlie stopped her.
Charlie - *pleading* "Guys please. This isn't the time to fight."
Vaggie - *sighs* "Fine."
Charlie heard a ping noise on her phone. She looked at her phone and look a bit dishearten and text back. Charlie put her phone back and sigh a little. Vaggie seem to notice this and said:
Vaggie - *concerned* "Is there something wrong hon?"
Charlie - "Oh it's just Sonya."
Angel - "Sonya? Your baby cousin who's a Gemini and have an awesome side in her head?"
Charlie - "Yeah. I ask her if she wanted to hang out and she said how she's a little busy today. To be honest I'm a little worried."
Vaggie - "Why?"
Charlie - "Don't get me wrong, I'm happy she and her family move in the city, but I haven't seen her in a while."
Angel - "Hey maybe the kid is hanging out with her friends."
Charlie - "Sonya and Liz don't have friends."
Vaggie - *sympathetic* "Aw. They don't have any friends because they are Gemini?"
Charlie - "Actually no. It's their own choice for not having any friends because the other kids don't interest them."
Angel - "Well who can blame them for that? I mean most of the people in hell are either fucking boring ugly freaks or just fucking creepy."
Charlie - *uneasy* "Right…Anyway, to sort of speak, I'm Sonya and Liz only friend. But it's okay because family members can also be friends as well."
Vaggie - "Well alright."
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A few days had passed and believe it or not, the hotel was getting more people. Even though Charlie is happy about that, she couldn't help but wonder about why Sonya and Liz haven't been able to hang out with them. Charlie would often be disappointed when they are "busy" or have "other plans''. However, Charlie still has high hopes and spirits that she will be able to spend some time with her baby cousin.
Right now, as Vaggie and Angel was coming down and saw Charlie with Razzle and Dazzle practicing some songs.
Vaggie - *confused* "Um Charlie? What are you doing?"
Angel - "Ya doing a pitch again for the hotel?"
Charlie - *chuckles* "I wish but no. Today is the annual Hell Music Festival."
Angel - "Isn't that the festival where some motherfuckers come and play some shitty music?"
Charlie - *displeased* "Yes, it is Angel."
Vaggie - *to Angel*" And what the fuck you know about music Angel?"
Angel - "For ya information babe, I happened to be an expert when it comes to music."
Vaggie - "How? By picking which song to choose when you fuck the creeps that paid you?"
Angel - "Beside that! I know how to play the accordion and trumpet. Plus, I listen to some pop music by some bitch name Verisoka Mayday. Her songs are pretty catchy."
Charlie - "Well today is the day of that Festival. Sonya, Liz, and I would always practice, play some music, and have fun. It's one of my favorite things to do with them."
Then they heard a loud squawking noise outside. Everybody covered their eyes, and Husk woke up from his drunk nap.
Husk - *annoyed* "What the fuck is that noise?"
Vaggie - "It's that stupid crow bird! I thought Niffty got rid of it!"
Niffty - *popped up* "Oh! I did! But then another one came, and I got rid of that one and I made it into a hat."
Niffty show everybody her new crow "hat". This creep everyone out as Niffty put it away.
Niffty - "That must be a new one that came today."
Then the bird stops squawking. Then there was a knock on the door.
Charlie - *squeal* "It must be Sonya!"
Charlie ran to the door and opened it. She was surprised to see not only Sonya was there but someone next to her. It was some Fox/cat like demon girl around Sonya's age. She has short purple hair, long bangs that covered her right eye. Her eye was red with yellow pupil, her Fox ears was gray but was wearing a safari hat with tooth's in it. She has white fur with a puffy white cat tail, her out was a safari vest, a long sleeve crop top that was black with flames on it. She was wearing camouflage pants which a knife patch strap to her left leg and had on brown army boots.
Sonya - "Hey Cousin Charlie! This is my new friend Rimfire Bloodworth!"
Rimfire - "Sup."
Charlie - *surprised* "Oh! A new friend? Well, it nice to meet you Rimfire. Come inside."
The girls went inside and Rimfire looked around.
Rimfire - "Nice place. What's this hotel for?"
Charlie - "Oh! It's a place to redeem sinners."
Rimfire - *confused* "Redeem sinners?"
Charlie - "Yes. I believe every demon- well most demons have something good deep down inside of them. If I can unlock that good, they can access to Heaven."
Then Charlie bring Rimfire to the lobby living room where Angel, Husk, Niffty, and Vaggie was.
Charlie - Hey guys *the demon began to make noise again* this is *the bird made louder noise* my cousin new *the bird made even louder noise* LITTLE FRIEND THAT I WANT YOU TO- "
The demon bird kept on making loud noises. An annoyed Rimfire took out a gun from her vest and shot the bird straight in the chest. The bird then fell from the tree dead and everybody was shocked on how Rimfire not only has a good for her age, but how she was able to shoot the bird with good aim.
Rimfire - "I took care of it" *blows the gun smoke*
Charlie - "Anyway...This is Sonya's new friend Rimfire."
Angel Dust - "New friend? *teasingly* So she's your new lover?"
Sonya - *annoyed* "No! She's just someone I just met!"
Angel Dust - "Yeah sure kid. It starts out that way and pretty when you soon hit your grown up hears bam! You're both sleeping together in the same bed.
Vaggie - *rolled her eyes* "Augh don't listen to him! He's the type that would sleep with anybody for money."
Angel - *scoff* "Not everybody. I wouldn't sleep with you if you even paid me."
Vaggie - *mad* "I'm a lesbian you idiot!"
Sonya - *to Rimfire* Don't mind them. *points to Vaggie* That's Vaggie. Vaggie is the hotel's manager and my cousin's girlfriend. She also the one who must keep *points to Angel* Angel Dust there in line. He's also the first patient here for the hotel."
Angel - "I'm also Hell's biggest porn star. So, I'm pretty much famous. If ya want kid, I can show you one of my movies."
Charlie - *shocked* "Angel! They are underage!"
Husk - "Oh come on Princess. The weird little boy and his friend here are close to adulthood."
Sonya - "First of all, I'm a weird little girl! And second, I rather watch the 666 news then watch Angel's dirty gross movies."
Angel - *offended* "Hey! They aren't gross! They are very high class."
Sonya - *rolled her eyes* "This is Niffty and Husk. They work at the hotel."
Niffty - *to Rimfire* "Ooh nice to meet you! I'm always happy to make new friends. It was nice of you killed that annoying bird. Although it should have been a strong man that should have done it because that more of a man thing no offensive."
Rimfire - "Uhh...Right."
Husk - "Wow. The little cat girl is a shooter. That's something different."
Rimfire - "I'm a half cat. I'm also part Fox as well."
Charlie - So Rimfire what brings you to Hell?
Rimfire - *shrugs* "I was just actually almost got attack by freaky assholes until Sonya came over and save me."
Sonya - "Yeah she came to Hell with her family a few days ago. Rimfire and I been hanging out with each other."
Charlie - "Oh that's cool! Do you live nearby?"
Rimfire - "Actually I live pretty close to here."
Vaggie - "And how did you end up in hell?
Rimfire - My family are in the poaching business. We still are. It called the Bloodworth Poach and Coach."
Vaggie - "Poach and Coach?"
Rimfire - "It's a store my family owns. My mother would sell the animal fur and meat. My dad will get the animal customers would want, and even coach them on how to hunt."
Everyone - *amazed* "Whoa."
Rimfire - *smug* "Yeah it is pretty cool. It was even like that when we were alive."
Angel - "How you and your family ended up down here?"
Rimfire - "Oh we ended up getting killed in a forest fire."
Charlie - *sympatric* "Oh gosh, I'm so sorry."
Rimfire - *shrugs* "Eh. It's life."
Charlie - "Well...Say why don't we go practice for the festival huh Sonya?
Sonya - "Actually Cousin Charlie I was thinking of just practicing with Rimfire."
Charlie - *surprised* "What?"
Rimfire - "Yeah. I mean I originally wanted to do it myself, but I figure practicing with Sonya can be fun."
Charlie - *uncomfortable* "Oh...okay yeah sure..."
Sonya - "Sweet! Thanks!"
They both went upstairs to Sonya's hotel room. Charlie frowns in sadness and confusion. Charlie didn't think her baby cousin out of all people, didn't want to hang out with her. Or do their usual traditions. Vaggie noticed that sad look on her girlfriend's face.
Vaggie - *concerned* "Charlie what's wrong?"
Charlie - "I-It just weird I mean Sonya always practices music and singing with me. She never done anything like this to me."
Angel - "Hey. She's at stage one Princess."
Charlie - "Meaning?"
Angel - "Well you know how kids are. One minute they are close to family and next they don't want to even act knowledge that they are related."
Charlie - *scared* "Wait, does this mean that Sonya and Liz wouldn't want to spend time with me anymore?"
Angel - *shrugs* "Eh. It could happen."
Vaggie - *mad* "Angel!"
Angel - *defense* "What babe? I'm just saying it's the truth."
Vaggie - "You're not helping, you idiot!"
Charlie - *scared*" Ohh I need to do something! I don't want Sonya to think I'm some lame uncool cousin."
Angel - "Who's stopping you?"
Vaggie - "Well if you are serious about this. Maybe you should talk to her."
Charlie - "Well okay."
Charlie went upstairs and began to think about what Angel said to her earlier. Even though there are sometimes Charlie thinks Angel is just being his regular silly weird self, it could be one of those time Angel could be right about some things.
Charlie - *thinking* Angel could be right. Sonya and even Liz would think of me as an uncool relative. I gotta remind her how much fun I can be and cool! Maybe if I act like how kids are today!"
Charlie then sees Sonya and Liz's hotel room. She went to the door and knocked on the door.
Sonya - "Come in."
Charlie - *acts hip* "Hey hey hey! How are my best girlfriends?"
Sonya - *contused* "Uh Okay…"
Rimfire - *confused* "Uh fine?"
Charlie - *acting hip* "So What's you guys doing? Any new hot digs on music."
Sonya - "Yeah…"
The whole thing felt very weird to Sonya and Rimfire. Especially to Sonya because she never sees Charlie act like this. Even Liz herself was confused about it. The only person they see trying to "act hip" was Sir Pentious.
Charlie - "Hey Rimfire you need to worry about me I'm not some lame regular cousin. I'm one of the cool cousins Ya know what I mean dawg?"
Sonya - *concerned and confusion* "Charlie, are you feeling okay?"
Charlie - "Oh I'm fine I'm cool as ice."
Sonya and Rimfire look at each other in confusion. They can tell something is wrong with Charlie but decide not to make a big deal about it.
Charlie - "So What are you gals doing?"
Rimfire - "Well we were busy writing some songs. But then we decide to take a break."
Sonya - Yeah. We are now just now going over dark magic stuff."
Charlie - "Ooh! Mind if I join in?"
Rimfire - "You know about dark magic stuff?"
Charlie - *smug* "Girl, you're talking to the princess of hell here. Beside What's wrong with mixing up stuff. Sometimes you gotta go insane to out sane the same. You know what I'm saying?"
Rimfire - *confused* "Actually no."
Charlie - "So where this magic stuff you two little wizs are doing?"
Sonya - "Over there."
Sonya pointed to her cauldron. It was boiling and purple smoke was coming out. Charlie took a peak and it was purple bubbling liquid.
Sonya - "Yeah we were just working on a new potion. But I wanted to tell you Cousin Charlie is-
Charlie - "Ooh! Allow me to add some spices to help take this potion high to the sky."
Charlie saw some random potions, liquid and powders on Sonya's shelves. Charlie grabs them and she starts mixing some potions up. Sonya gets worried and so was Liz cause even she knew what mixing up random potions together can do. Even Rimfire was getting a bit scared and concerned on what the princess of hell was doing.
Sonya - *scared* "Cousin Charlie Don't! You're mixing the wrong ingredients!"
Charlie - *scoff* "Relax Cuz there's nothing wrong with mixing things up."
Sonya - "But Cousin Charlie!"
Charlie - "Don't worry! What a little mixing can do?"
Then there was a loud explosion. Vaggie and the others heard it. Looking concerned, Vaggie and Angel went upstairs, and their eyes widen in shock. They saw the room all covered in purple goop and even the girls were now covered in purple goop.
Angel - *confused* "What the hell happened here? Looks like a bowl of rotten oatmeal had sex with guacamole and just have birth in this room."
Vaggie - "I'll get some mops and Niffty. You guys better get cleaned up."
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Vaggie and Niffty was cleaning up the goop in Sonya and Liz's room. Angel was even force to clean under the threat his precious pet piggy Fat Nuggets will be sleeping outside. He had to use his four arms to clean the walls and was using rags. Charlie, Sonya, and Rimfire was now clean thanks to taking a shower and now wearing some fresh clothes.
Niffty - "Don't worry! This mess will be done in no time!"
Vaggie - "I'm just glad none of you guys gotten hurt."
Charlie - "You could say that something went a little wrong right Sonya?"
Sonya was so mad that she was ignoring Charlie. This made Charlie a bit shock because Sonya never gave her the silent treatment. Rimfire even felt a little uncomfortable because of the awkwardness. Then she heard a car honk and when Rimfire look outside, she saw it was her parents' car.
Rimfire - Maybe I should head. *to Sonya* We should get rest cause we gotta sing for the pageant tomorrow."
Charlie - *surprised* "What!? Sonya, you got to accept. Why didn't you tell me?"
Sonya - *angry* I wanted to tell you Cousin Charlie, but you were too busy acting weird and crazy!
Charlie - *nervously laugh* "Oh I see."
Angel Dust - "Whoa harsh."
Vaggie - *trying to calm things down* "Okay okay let just be happy that nobody got hurt. We should get back to cleaning this mess up though."
Rimfire - "Well maybe I should head home."
Sonya - "Cousin Charlie…"
Charlie - *hopeful* "Yes?"
Sonya - *mad and serious* "I'm spending the night with Rimfire. And don't even bother coming to the pageant! You really embarrass me."
Charlie - *pleading and shocked* "Sonya Wait!"
Sonya and Rimfire left the room and Sonya slam the door. Sonya got into Rimfire's parents' car and they drove off.
Angel - "Ouch! Tough way to say I don't need ya anymore isn't it?"
Charlie looks down feeling hurt. She sighs in sadness and walked out of the room. Vaggie look mad at Angel for his insensitive comment and punched him in the arm.
Angel - *in pain* "Ow! What?!"
Vaggie - "You're such a fucking asshole!"
Vaggie left the room to go check up on Charlie.
Angel - *mad and rubs his arm* "Sheesh! Try to help people and this is the thanks I get."
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Charlie was in her room sitting on her book feeling sad. She took out a scrapbook from her drawer and open the book. She flips a few pages and saw pictures of her and Sonya and Liz together. When they were younger, or current ages having fun, eating together, comforting each other, or just hugging. Charlie let some tears come out of her eyes and felt like she must sing on how she is feeling. She took a deep breath and began to sing.
Charlie - *singing*
In my hands a legacy of memories
I can hear you say my name
I can almost see your smile
Feel the warmth of your embrace
But there is nothing but silence now
Around the one I loved
Is this our farewell?
Sweet darling you worry too much
My child, see the sadness in your eyes
You are not alone in life
Although you might think that you are
Never thought this day would come so soon
We had no time to say goodbye
How can the world just carry on?
I feel so lost when you are not by my side
But there is nothing but silence now
Around the one I loved
Is this our farewell?
So sorry your world is tumbling down
I will watch you through these nights
Rest your head and go to sleep
Because my child this is not our farewell
This is not our farewell
Vaggie - "Charlie are you okay?"
Charlie looked up and saw Vaggie looking concerned. Charlie quickly wipe the tears from her eyes.
Charlie - "How did you find me? The hotel is pretty big."
Vaggie - "You're the only girl I know that can sing that good. I never forget your beautiful singing voice."
Charlie - *smiles* "Thanks Vaggie…" *sighs in sadness*
Vaggie - *sits next to Charlie* "Are you alright Charlie?"
Charlie - *sad* "No. My baby cousin hates me now."
Vaggie - Hey now she doesn't hate you."
Angel Dust - "She just doesn't want to speak to you again."
They turned around and saw Angel by the doorway. His lower arms were cross, and he had a bored look on his face.
Vaggie - "Where the fuck did you come from?!"
Angel - "Well babe, when a man and broad love each other they fuck each other in bed and then bam! A baby."
Vaggie - "That's not what I meant you cabrón hijo de perra! I meant why did you came here?"
Angel - "What? I can't help out my buddy the Princess of Hell here?"
Vaggie - "Well you're not helping!"
Charlie - *sighs* "I was just trying to remind her on how cool I can be."
Angel - "And that fucking bombed."
In a split second, Vaggie jumped and gave Angel a black eye. She wasn't going to sit back and let Angel make everything worst. While Charlie would have said something, she feels like she would let this one slide because right now she too focusing on fixing the mess she made with Sonya.
Angel Dust *holding his eye* - "Ow my eye!"
Vaggie - "Look Charlie, I get you don't wanna lose Sonya and Liz. But you need to realize something too: Sonya and Liz are growing up. Sure, there would be sometimes they would like to spend time with you, but there are sometimes she need to spend time with kids her age."
Those words made Charlie realize that Vaggie was right: her baby cousins are growing up and do need some friends around their age. There's nothing wrong with them growing up and she will always have a relationship with Sonya and Liz.
Charlie - "Yeah I guess you're right. Maybe I was just trying too hard."
Angel opened his mouth to speak but quickly kept his mouth shut when Vaggie showed her fists as a warning. Charlie wiped the rest of the tears away and stood up on the bed.
Charlie -First thing I'll do is go to the pageant to talk to her."
Angel - "Uh news flash babe: she told you not to come."
Charlie - "Well I'll just try to talk to her before the show starts."
Vaggie - "Where is this pageant anyway?"
Angel - "Oh I it's in a bar called Drink Till you Die. It's not far from the hotel."
Charlie - *confused* "How do you know?"
Angel - *smirks* "Inside intuition."
Vaggie - *facepalm* "Oh god. Why am I not surprised?"
Angel - *chuckles* "Relax I just had to do some dances is all."
Charlie and Vaggie just stare at him in confusion and annoyance.
Angel - "What? I also had to do some shots. And suck a lot of dick."
Charlie - "Come in! Let's go!"
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At the bar, the stage was all set up nicely for the music pageant. Backstage, Rimfire and Sonya was getting dress up for the pageant. Liz came out in shadow form looking mad at Sonya. Sonya took noticed at Liz looking mad and crossing her arms.
Sonya - *annoyed* "Don't start."
Liz - "So not cool what you said to Cuz Sonya."
Sonya - "Aw come on! When did you became a preaching saint? Besides, you get into trouble more than I do."
Liz - "Yeah but at least I don't make Cuz feel like crap or yell at her! You should of saw her face after you yell at her. She looks like was about to break down into tears."
Sonya - *sighs* "Do you think I was too hard on Charlie back there?"
Liz - "What do you think genius?"
Sonya sighs and starts to feel a little guilty. She was just angry that Charlie embarrassed her in front of her new and first friend she made around her age. But at the same time, Sonya realize she should of just talk to Charlie about it instead of yelling at her.
Rimfire - "Hey. What's wrong are you- *sees Liz's shadow form* Uhh...Who is that?""
Sonya - "Huh? Oh, I forgot to say that I was born a Gemini. I technically share a body with somebody. This is Liz."
Liz wave to Rimfire. Rimfire was a bit confuse but wave back to Liz.
Sonya - "I meant to tell you later, but I guess the best time is now. It just hard to tell people can they don't believe me.
Rimfire - "Well I think it's cool you have another self. I mean, it is Hell after all."
Sonya - *sad* "Thanks...You think I was too hard on my cousin Charlie?"
Rimfire - "Honestly? Yeah. I mean you usually tell me how cool your cousin is, and I was shocked that you snapped at her."
Sonya - *sighs* "I was just mad at her for embarrassing me."
Rimfire - "We all fight with our families sometimes. Even me
Sonya - *surprised* "Really? But your family seem so cool."
Rimfire - *disbelief* "You kidding? Sometimes my dad sticks his hand in a dead animal's body and moves their mouth like a puppet."
Sonya covered her mouth like she was gonna throw up. However, Liz look amaze and giggle a little thinking it was funny.
Sonya - "Oh God
Rimfire - "Exactly. My mom always showing off the fur coats like she's a model. It can get pretty annoying sometimes."
Sonya - "I'm sorry to hear that."
Rimfire - "See? Family supposed to embarrass each other because they are well, family."
Sonya - "Yeah that's true. I'm just still mad at Charlie got what she did. I never expect of her out of all people to embarrass me like that. I honestly thought it would be either my parents or her friend Angel Dust."
Rimfire - "Well as for your Cousin Charlie, maybe in a way she felt jealous of me."
Sonya - *confused* "What? Why would she be jealous of you? She's not like that."
Rimfire - "I don't know I mean based on what you told me, she was basically you and even Liz's only friend. Maybe when Charlie saw me and you wanted to practice with me than her, she probably felt jealous."
Those words strike Sonya right in the head and the heart. She didn't think of how Charlie felt about this. Sonya was just so happy she finally made a friend around her age, she forgot how Charlie would feel about this. Or even talk to her about this. Even felt awful that she didn't do their tradition of practicing and singing for the pageant.
Sonya - *guilty Now I feel bad. I shouldn't have yelled at Charlie like that.
Little did she know that Charlie was listening to time the whole time. Charlie was listening through the window and she had tears in her eyes. But these tears were more heartwarming love. She realizes despite what she did, Sonya and Liz still love her and want to make things right between each other.
Charlie - *touched* "Aw you guys heard that?"
Vaggie - *struggling* "Not really cause you're standing on us."
It shows that Vaggie and Angel was trying to hold on to Charlie while she was quietly looking through the window. Since the window was too high and figure that they would get kick out the place, they thought it would be better to look out the window.
Angel - *groaning* "Man how long are you gonna make us hold you up?! My arms are killing me!"
Vaggie - * annoyed* "You're only use two of them!"
Angel - *groaning* "Well you girls weigh a ton! You should seriously lay off the Bon bons!"
Before Vaggie can say anything, Charlie saw Sonya and Rimfire leaving the room.
Charlie - "Wait they are leaving!"
Charlie got off Vaggie, Vaggie got off Angel, and Angel began to stress his back and arms.
Angel - "You should seriously get on a diet"
Charlie - "We don't have time! Let go!"
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Sonya and Rimfire went to the stage. They set up their guitar and just before they were about to sing, one guy said:
Guy - "Hey that was my beer!"
Guy 2 - "No it wasn't!"
Rimfire - "Hey assholes! We are about to sing here!"
Guy - "And that stupid bitch you were kissing was mine!"
Guy 2 - "I don't care!"
Guy - "You calling me a liar?!"
Then suddenly, an ugly bar fight began to break loose. Sonya and Rimfire managed to dodge some glass bottles that was being thrown. Then they managed to crawl to an abandon table so they can be safe. A demon was not only beat up but thrown out the window and landed by Charlie's feet. That when Charlie began to hear yelling and fighting inside the bar.
Charlie - *worried* "Guys, the girls are in trouble! We got to get in there now!"
They went inside the bar and saw lots of people dodging and fighting. Rimfire took out her hunting knife that was strapped to her thigh. Sonya quickly took out her spell book.
Sonya - "Ready?"
Rimfire - "Ready!"
Rimfire began to use her hunting knife. She managed to cut off some demons' arms, stab them in the eye, and in the gut. Then Sonya shouted:
Sonya - "ventum exponentia!"
Wind power came and blew some of the demons away out the bar. Charlie and the others saw this and was impressed. Even Rimfire was amaze on the spell Sonya cast.
Rimfire - "How did you do that?"
Sonya - "I spent a lot time reading these books. I learn how to use some of these spells."
Rimfire - "That's so cool."
Sonya - "Thanks!"
Sonya kept casting more spells to stop the fight. But unfortunately, one of the beer bottles was thrown and it still had beer in it. The beer bottle splatter all over her book wetting it. Now the pages were too soggy and messy to read.
Sonya - *horrified* "Oh no!"
Rimfire - *shocked* "Your book!"
While the girls were distracted, another demon threw a glass beer bottle. The beer bottle hit Rimfire in the arm much to Sonya's horror. Then another bottle was about to hit Sonya in the head, but to her's and Rimfire surprised: Charlie quickly came and ducked the girls down to a table.
Sonya - *surprised* "Cousin Charlie?"
Rimfire - *confused* "What are you doing here?"
Charlie - "Getting you and Sonya out of here!"
They all saw Vaggie and Angel was fighting some of the demons. Vaggie was using her knives and Angel was using his guns. Even though they were doing well, there was too much demons in the bar.
Sonya - *to Charlie* "There's too many of them. Should I bring out the big guns?
Charlie - *smirks* "Be my guest, baby cousin!"
Rimfire - *confused* "The big guns?"
Charlie - *smiles* "You will see."
Sonya nodded quickly. She began to quickly look around and saw a bottle shard on the floor. Sonya took a bottle shard and pricked her finger on it and passed out on the ground much to Rimfire's concerned. But before Rimfire can say anything, Liz awaken and took out her scissors and fireworks. Liz smile manically and jump on the table where Vaggie and Angel was at fighting.
Liz - "Bada boom! Time for a blood bath!"
Angel Dust - *happy* "Oh alright! My little girl buddy is here!"
Vaggie - "This is one of the few times I'm actually happy that she's here!"
Liz - "Time for a little fun!"
Angel Dust - "Knock them out, honey!"
Liz began to fight the demons in the bar fight alongside with Angel and Vaggie. Charlie was making sure Rimfire stay safe. Some were injured, some ran away in fear and others passed even before she was about to hit them. Pretty soon the bar fight was over. Liz was panting a bit exhausted from all that fighting.
Liz - *little tired* "Boy did that feel good!"
Rimfire - *impressed* "Wow. You are one crazy chick."
Angel - *smirks* "And that's why she's awesome."
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At the hotel Charlie was checking the girls for injuries. Vaggie got out the first aid kit and Angel was cleaning up his weapons.
Charlie - *concerned* "Where does it hurt?"
Rimfire - *wince a little* "Just my arm. I think that bottle cut me."
Charlie saw the cut on Rimfire's arm. She saw how even though it was big, it wasn't deep so that was a good thing. Charlie began uses some disinfectant to clean the wounds. Vaggie was surprised that Rimfire wasn't crying or even wincing in pain as Charlie was using the disinfectant on her wound.
Vaggie - "Doesn't that hurt you?"
Rimfire - *shrug* "Eh. I felt worse."
Vaggie - "You have?"
Rimfire - "After I died in a fire. Trust me, this is nothing compare to my death."
Vaggie - "Tell me about it. *to Liz* what about you Liz? Any injuries?"
Liz - "Oh just some scratches but I'm cool. You don't need your panties up more ass Chica."
Vaggie looked annoyed as Angel giggled at Liz's comment. Then Sonya came out in shadow form telling Liz something.
Liz - "Hey Cuz! Can you do the old switcheroo? Sonya wants to talk to you."
Charlie - *smiles* "You got it."
Charlie hugs and pet her hair at the same time. Sonya is back much to Angel's dismay.
Angel - "Aw man."
Sonya - "Okay. *took a deep breath* Cousin Charlie I wanted to say I'm sorry for earlier. I was just mad and embarrassed."
Charlie - "You don't have to be sorry. It was my fault for messing up your spell...
Sonya - "But I was the one who yelled at you."
Charlie - "I know but I heard you talking, and I know you didn't mean it."
Sonya - *confused* "Wait how did you heard us talking?"
Charlie - "Yeah...I heard from the window and- "
Angel - "I had to held her's and Vaggie's fat asses!"
Vaggie punched Angel in the arm. Charlie rolled her eyes and went back to talking to her cousin.
Charlie - "I was just afraid of losing you."
Sonya - *confused* "Losing me?"
Charlie - "I was a little...jealous."
Rimfire - "Jealous of me?"
Angel - "I know it's a shocker."
Charlie - "I'm sorry girls. I mean I was just scared of losing you because of how we always spend time together. When you wanted to spend time with Rimfire it threw me off."
Sonya - *guilty* "So it's my fault." *she looks down*
Angel - "Yeah kid it's pretty much is."
Vaggie - *mad* "Angel shut up!"
Angel - "What? I'm just saying."
Charlie - "It's not her fault! I mean even before you moved to the city you didn't really have friends other than me."
Sonya - "Still, I wasn't trying to push you away. I mean Rimfire first friend my age."
Rimfire - "And you are the first friend I made since I got here."
The two hug each other for the first time. Which was a weird awkward hug.
Sonya - *uncomfortable* "This feels weird."
Rimfire - *also uncomfortable* "You mean the hug?"
Sonya - "I never hugged anyone my age."
Vaggie - "Oh sorry the pageant got ruined for you guys."
Sonya - "It's fine. I don't know why they did it in a bar this year anyway. Everybody is always drunk and stuff."
Rimfire - "There's always next year."
Charlie - *happy* "Well the hotel does have a music room."
Sonya - *perks up* "Really?"
Charlie - *nodded* "Yeah I put it there so the sinners can gain new hobbies to distract themselves from sling drugs and stuff."
Rimfire - *impressed* "That's so cool."
Charlie - "Maybe you can do a concert for us! So, we can cheer you sing."
Sonya - *perks up* "Really? You let us do that?"
Charlie - "Of course! I mean it also to make up for what happened."
Sonya - *smiles* Thanks Cousin Charlie!"
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Charlie opened the music room and saw how huge it was. It was the size of an opera theater room. There was red wallpaper, posters of her mother past concerts, poster of her dad singing, even some of her singing on stage as well. There were lots of tables, with cushion chairs, even a bar in its which Husk was already there drinking.
Charlie - "Man it's been a while since I came in here. Thanks for cleaning it up Niffty."
Niffty - "No problem! It was super-duper filthy, and it needed a lady's touch. Which is weird cause you guys being ladies and didn't clean it no offense."
Husk - "Explain to me again why we are in this fucking room?"
Charlie - "So we can listen to my baby cousin and her friend sing."
Angel - *flirty* "Ya know I can always do a show for you Husky."
Husk - "Fuck off!"
Sonya and Rimfire came with their instruments, and just before they got on stage, they heard a strange noise. They turned around and saw something under the table. Rimfire got out her gun, and then a little pink nose came out of the table. Turn out it was just Angel's pet piggy Fat Nuggets just sniffing around.
Rimfire - "Oh it was just a pig. He looks more like the runt of the litter. *shrugs* well looking like we are having pork chops tonight."
Just Rimfire was about shoot Fat Nuggets, Angel took the gun away from her.
Angel - "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Rimfire - "About to shoot a pig."
Angel - "This pig happened to be my pet!"
Rimfire - "You keep an animal like a pig for a pet?"
Angel - "What's that supposed to mean?"
Rimfire - "Animals are only good for food and clothes. Keeping them as pets are stupid."
Angel - *offended* "How dare you! *cooing to Fat Nuggets* it's okay baby, Daddy will always protect and love you no matter what."
He gave Fat Nuggets a hug much to Rimfire's disgust. Then Charlie said:
Charlie - "Okay Rimfire. We actually have a rule here: no one can harm anyone's pet."
Rimfire - "Rules like that are made to be broken."
Angel - *threateningly* "If you break that rule, I'll break you!"
Charlie - *nervously* "Maybe you should get on the stage now with Sonya."
As they all took their seats, Sonya and Rimfire went on stage with their guitar. They plug it in the speaker and fix the microphones. Then Sonya began to speak in it:
Sonya - "Hello! This song was originally meant to sing in the pageant. But that then turned out to be a bust."
Rimfire - "Yeah. Never do a music pageant in a bar."
Sonya - "Agreed. This song Rimfire, Liz and I wrote is for my awesome best friend and cousin: Charlie. Who was always there for me and Liz no matter how bad things get? This is for you cousin Charlie."
Sonya and Rimfire began to play their guitar and they sing:
In Hell there's one moving light that's glowing
Just like a star
Then she keeps on going
The whole place need that hope
People think she's weak but she's tough
You don't want to mess with her when you cross the line
Inside she has that light, she's tough
Her heart whispers do it now
The light comes out and shout out I'm going to do that vow
Oh Charlie, don't you worry
These are bumps you are going to through
Some day you will know what to do.
Oh Charlie, it's alright
Doesn't matter what you do
Just keep on going because I believe in you.
She's ready to roll
Tonight, is different
She'll show some hope but start it off slow
Oh no oh no
Some stupid assholes try to let her down
But she makes the show keep going on
She's not done she will keep on until the end of dawn. Her heart whispers do it now
The light comes out and shout out I'm going to do that vow
Oh Charlie, don't you worry
These are bumps you are going to through
Some day you will know what to do.
Oh Charlie, it's alright
Doesn't matter what you do
Just keep on going because I believe in you.
Her plans are on right now
And she's going to sing amazing songs
Her plans are never going to end and don't care if it takes long.
Oh Charlie, don't you worry
These are bumps you are going to through
Someday you will know what to do.
Oh Charlie, it's alright
Doesn't matter what you do
Just keep on going because I believe in you.
They finished the song and saw how Vaggie, and e others was cheering. Even Husk was impressed on how well the girls sang. Then suddenly, Sonya was grab by Charlie in a big hug. Tears of joy was flowing down Charlie's face because not only she loves the song, but how much her baby cousin mean to her. Sonya and even Liz in shadow form hugged back because they know no matter how many time Charlie will embarrass them; they will always love her no matter what.
Hope you all like it!
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tfw-no-tennis · 4 years ago
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mtmte liveblog issue 13
humansona time, hell yes
OH MAN I forgot about the stuff w/swerve and blurr oof
that panel of perceptor just saying random equations always kills me vhsdjhfkbjhksdfnka
also I love so much that they call perceptor ‘percy’ that's so cute
I love the implications here that people just Grab minibots and carry them around like luggage bc they are Tiny lmao
ohhhh my god I fuckgin love ‘I'm just wondering if there's time to expand my aura and cleanse the area of aggression’ ‘I...don't think so, drift’ hgbadjfjbaskdfs drift’s hippy nonsense delivered completely seriously pairs hilariously with his whole ‘violent guy with a bunch of swords’ thing lmao
also, IM NEVER OVER CYCLONUS SINGING TO TAILGATE, and also the security team mistaking it for cyclonus murdering tg hbhkjadfbjkhsdf cyclonus u icon
and tg looking at cyclonus all heart-eyes, omg 
drift showing rodimus how to swordfight...fellas.....
rodimus, being entirely ignorant to the irony in calling cyclonus and tailgate’s relationship strange when he and drift are Right There, being weird gay frat bros
did yall know, I love magnus so much. law dad
magnus saying ‘that's not even a word. id have heard of it’ about the word ‘relax’ is so funny god 
rodimus bribing swerve with a bar license to get magnus turnt is hbvhjakdbfhskf
never over rodimus portioning out drifts blood money to the crew for shore leave hubhjsdkhfdbjksd god 
despite tg lying about a good amount of his past, I feel like he rlly DOES see cyclonus as a link to a more familiar time, and that's a large reason why he’s so forgiving toward cyc
mannnn the stuff w/blurr and swerve is so depressing in retrospect. swerve is like, such a depressing character the more you think abt him vbhskjdhfbsk jesus
magnus trying to get in on the convo when swerve starts talking statistics oh magnus
idk what ‘the lube pits’ are but I Really do not want to know
‘the temple of the raging prism’ sounds fuckin bangin tho
I love seeing everyones humansona!! this art style is pretty simple, but I think it looks cute
rungs ‘human name’ being ‘mary sue’ lmaoooooo jro w/the self callout
also skids’ name being blank is a nice touch
still not over tg being a baby....poor guy
whirls humansona is so fuckgin good, also swerve looks like a hobbit
magnus basing his avatar on verity is so sweet ;_; I really should read all the wreckers stuff after I finish this reread
THE ABSOLUTE COMEDY OF MAGNUS JUST FUCKGIN PASSING OUT THE INSTANT THE ALOCHOL HITS...ICONIC
WHY would magnus accept a drink from whirl anyways lmao
tailgate is so cute
they rlly just left magnus facedown on the table and kept drinking huh. the irresponsibility....we love it
ARE YOU SURE THAT KILLMASTER IS DEAD, WHIRL? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
rung don't lie, froid is your nemesis
WHY do we never get to hear more about skids’ apparent beef with misfire
rewind calling the swerve/misfire This early, wow
literally Everyone abandoning swerve to deal with magnus hgbvhfjdskdfbhs I fucking love this issue man
GOD I LOVE MAGNUS SO MUCH!!!!!!!! he’s such an interesting and unique character and hhhh I love him and his development
like, he was probably the biggest surprise out of everyone who agreed to go on the quest - ostensibly it was to keep order on the lost light, but it would make sense that magnus would get tired of being the Only one who cares about that sorta stuff on board 
drunk magnus is such a delight oh my god
magnus rlly just wants everyone to be safe :( my daddddd
magnus: I love all my children equally...swerve, rodimus, [looks at smudged writing on hand] dirt
swerve: see, magnus, that’s where you’re wrong - I ALSO have crippling depression!
cant believe they bought rodimus a hat vhbhksdfhahsjkdf
HHHHH GOD I FORGOT ABT THATTTT when cyclonus goes bonkers in order to stop rewind from playing the ark 1 footage and inadvertently outing tailgate as a liar....AUGHHHHH THE FUCKING...THE FUCKING ROMANCE OF IT ALL
POOR MAGNUS LMAOOOO
oh rewind :( you should really wonder a little harder where chromedome is right now...oof
everyone jumping on magnus while he’s passed tf out is SO fucking funny 
RUNG, PLEASE, WE REALLY DONT NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHATS AROUND THE CORNER. REALLY DONT
hhhhhhhhhhh I love how cyclonus sat tailgate down and confronted him about lying, but did it privately and not in front of everyone - and he even saved tg from being exposed as a liar, too. AUGH 
I feel like cyclonus is kinda impressed at how effortlessly tg has managed to lie this whole time, and tbh it IS impressive, especially considering tailgate was basically teleported 6 million years into the future and has no idea how the world works anymore, but was still able to lie convincingly. even cyclonus only realized bc of his own past, and not until now
tailgate ;_; ;_; ;_; 
cyclonus: oh no...im soft
tailgate and cyclonus singing ye olde cybertronian tunes together...OUGHHHH my fucking heart bro mY FUCKING HEART.
on that note: the song ‘to noise making (sing)’ by hozier is literally about cygate. thank u for coming to my ted talk
UGH GOD SWERVE STOP MAKING ME SO SAD, ITS NOT EVEN THE SWEARTH ARC YET
magnus had to like, get the robot equivalent of a stomach pumping after that hvbskdjfbhskdf jesus they really did almost kill him huh
I consider this issue forshadowing bc it makes 100% sense that minimus would be a Mega Lightweight considering he’s like 3 feet tall
the real quest that swerve is participating in is ‘the quest to get friends’ and so far its going pretty badly. poor dude 
godddd the thing that says ‘next: Overlord!’ with a fucking exclamation point I DONT APPRECIATE THAT. 
OHO i forgot abt the canon fanfic at the end of this issue
rung kicking things off with some good ole bodily workings-based dread 
ok but being so awed by the construction of your species’ anatomy that you wanna fall on the floor in amazement? that's a whole ass mood and I do frequently stare at walls for long periods of time, thinking about the marvel that is the human body. so rung is valid 
FROID NAME DROP LMAO. also yet again, are you SURE he’s dead?? are you????
the name ‘froid’ cracked me up almost as much as ‘rigor morphis’ did when I first read this...robot-based science puns! woohoo!
rung rlly b out here thinking abt overlords lips.....
‘forced browsing is not the autobot way’ lmao skids
also fr tailgate defs thinks that whirls actually name is nutjob
the entire segment of cyclonus browsing and everyone watching him and commenting is just. golden
oh no. don't make me think of rewind and his tiny memory sticks that he carries around. I'm NOT READY
magnus’ brutal read on rodimus and the fact that he’s more suited, personality-wise, to wartime than peacetime? oof. love it
I ALSO love that a big part of this issue was magnus admitting, in less direct terms, that HE isn't made for the post-war life either - his strict adherence to the rules and constant vigilance isn't exactly the best mindset for peacetime, for him or the people under his command
magnus’s hatred of metaphors and similes and the like....hvbsdjkfbasjhdf I love him
MAGNUS ILY...he’s trying SO HARD cut him some slack. i think his jokes are. yeah!
oh goody this text used "rodimus’s" so I guess that's canonically correct and I haven't been using grammar incorrectly as I had feared 
rodimus sitting ON his desk and doodling on it...adhd icon
rodimus calling rung a psychotherapist, which was rung’s grounds for a nemesis hvbhjabfdskfnkks
rung: as I'm sure you know I take patient confidentiality VERY seriously
narrator: That Was A Lie 
AUGH this hurts...rung trying to get justice for red alert but rodimus is in on the overlord stuff :( ouch
so issue 13! I fucking love this issue. just some good ole funney space hijinks, with some nice relationship development for tg and cyc - plus a revelation about tailgate - and some characterization for swerve and magnus. plus we get to see humansonas, which is always fun. augh I love this comic, and I am SO not ready for the next few issues, good lord
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80srockher · 6 years ago
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Yuri on Ice Re-Watch and Live Commentary, Episode 12: Final Skate: Gotta Super-Super-Supercharge It!!! Grand Prix Final Free Skate
It.  Is.  FINISHED.
You know that feeling when a fan-nish project is projected to take only a few weeks, during the Summer, mind you, but ends up spanning, oh, about three months?  I do, now.
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**Begin rant** 
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Me, too, Vitya!  End what, Yuri??
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I mean, it's more than a little crazy that he thought this is something Victor would be relieved to here.  It's as if they have been existing on different planes of reality.
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Listen. Victor has shed tears a grand total of two times in 12 episodes and both incidents involved Yuri.  Yet Yuri still doesn't think he’s important enough to merit more of his Victor’s time away from skating.  Just.  YURI. AUGH!!!
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The actor's decision to read this line as if Yuri's revelation has not stabbed Victor in the heart is masterful.  There's only so much pretending the man is capable of.
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This is hella relatable as someone who also doesn't want to be touched when I'm upset by THE VERY PERSON WHO UPSET ME.  Give him a minute to process this, Yuri.
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This is just a horrible, horrible cap.  Vitya is thoroughly in kicked-puppy-mode.
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Um, did you ignore absolutely everything else that occurred afterwards?  Including when he straight-up said to your face that he wishes you'd never retire?
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Don't fire him, Yuri!
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Yuri was really out there listenin' to friends instead of Victor.  How many times did Victor ignore the others' entreaties to return to competition to remain his coach?  Don't join that Greek chorus. Yuri.      
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I beg to differ.  He's always concerned about your well-being, which is why you gave him an expensive-ass symbol of devotion and put it on his ring finger.  Good God, boy.
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This inspiration thing goes both ways, Yuri.  LISTEN TO VICTOR.  He is telling you what HE wants In This Moment.  Not what YOU think is best for HIM.    
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Like hell! You two hash this out right now!
**End rant**
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Look, a skater who was popular back when I used to watch.  LOL.  Stephane L-l-l-l-lambiel!
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So, sports reporter Marooka remarks about how Yuri hasn't been seen practicing in public since the day after the short program, which has worried his fans (see, Yuri, you have FANS.)  You mean to tell me Yuri and Victor have been at odds with each other for two whole days now?!?!
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Cartoon!Lambiel picks up on Yuri and Victor's uncharacteristically low energy.
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You don't say, Stephane.
Also: Victor knows Stephane, personally.  What a celeb.
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At least flag guy has re-energized himself since JJ's short program.
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"Don't eff it up."
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"Don't eff it up."
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"Don't eff it up."
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He eff'd it up.
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Wow, shades of Yuri from episode one.
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Deep, bro.
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Aww! The parents in this show are the best cheerleaders.  If only there was time during the season to meet all of them.  I'd def like to see Phichit's parents.
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So, JJ's dad is reminiscing on some of his son's past coaches.  Celestino, then played by Peg Bundy, was one of them.
Also…. I'm really curious as to what JJ needed to say yes to.
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Damn you, Mickey Lannister Crispino!  Hands off!
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Seung Gil! What an awesome cameo.  
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I don't know much about scoring in figure skating but this seems a mite high for a program that was mostly jumps.
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Yay! No other comment needed.
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Phichit's ice-show dreams are as adorable as he is.  Christophe with a hamster cap is utterly, utterly charming.  I would fork over cold, hard blood plasma donation cash to see this in person.
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It shouldn't be like this between them; especially not when Yuri plans to end his competitive career, here.
And really, why is Yuri so upset with Victor?  I suspect Yuri's selfishness runs deeper than either of them realize. IMO, he's afraid Victor might come to resent him if he retires from skating to coach him, then regrets it.
But honestly, Yuri should know Victor better than that by now.
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Despite everything, Victor is still trying to be the coach Yuri needs.
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But… Yuri doesn't want Victor to play coach right now.
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So tickle his fancy, Victor.
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Um…
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Victor has an interesting sense of humor.
Also, he did win the one against the teenagers at the local comp.  Though I have no idea if a qualifier is considered part of the Senior circuit.
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Yeah, katsudon's not the only way to celebrate, Yuri.  Victor wants to really give you something worth winning for.
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This is just an R&B song waiting to happen.
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Hmm… whatever could you mean, Yuri?
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I really love how they've cut Yuri's long program with clips of Victor from Yuri's memory.  It's a visual culmination of a journey.
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Ahh, that's what he meant about making up his mind about his goal.  And that's why he wanted Victor to stop playing at being coach.  Because he wasn't going to listen to him, anyway.  You know, the usual.
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Yuri's internal dialogue during his routine reveals his desire to stay in figure skating with Victor forever and his fear of killing Victor's career if he remains Yuri's coach.  Victor… have you not shared with the man how competition was already slowly killing you? Might wanna do that sometime in the very, very near future.
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Yuri… just loves Victor.  He can't always articulate how much, but he can show it.  His program is one big tribute to Victor and Yuri's desire to prove everyone how much Victor means to him as a coach and an inspiration.
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And Victor gets the message loud and clear.
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Mari+Minako are, yet again, Me.
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Something I should've wondered by now is how half-blind Yuri can tell where Victor is standing.
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The monkey-on-his-back that is Anxiety.
Seriously, you performed to the absolute best of your ability, Yuri.  Relax.  Relate. Release.  
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Wowsa, dude.
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Sooooo, Victor has just congratulated Yuri on his record-breaking performance and implies that he might come back to competition in the same breath he confesses his pride in both his pupils.  The possibility of Victor's return delights Yuri to no-end but gives me pause.  A lot of pause.
Victor. My dude.  Are you just trying not to ruin the mood?  Because quite honestly, one of the very valuable lessons you should've learned on this journey is that a little selfishness can be a good thing.  I know you want to make a grand gesture after Yuri's grand gesture but YOU CAN'T BOTH KEEP MAKING GRAND GESTURES.  You'll hurt yourselves trying to show the world your love.  
Moving on... Chris is on the ice, having serious thoughts about how Yuri, who was rumored to retire after the GPF, beat his personal best.  He laments that it won't be as easy for him to win gold as he first thought.
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Then he witnesses the happy couple doing their thing.
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And gets distracted.  
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This is in regards to Victor.  Chris is rethinking his initial calculation of GPF - Victor = gold for him.
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Aww, Chris is Phichit's buddy.  Why am I not surprised?
This scene is after Chris decides to change an earlier jump composition to the second half of his program.  Can't say he's not a fighter.
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Dawww, Minako.
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Really? That's it?!  By my estimation, that program was better than JJ's.  What am I missing?
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Boo, this is the last time I'll see my babe, Leo.
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But I concur.  Go, Otabek! I'm fond of his music choices, skating, and his costumes.  
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So, Victor finds Yakov to tell him he wants to return to competition.  I mean, it couldn’t have waited until after Yurio’s skate, V?
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Once upon a time, news of Victor's return may have pleased Yurio.  Now, his first concern is Yuri.  
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And Victor is Not.  Happy. About this.  He’s about to cry here, tbqh.
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Annnnd he requires immediate comfort.  This is sad. More than sad, when I consider Victor is letting Yuri call the shots, here.  Competing again should be Victor's own decision, as well.
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Yeah, that's good advice to pass along, Victor.
I've been debating as to whether or not I should parse out the intricacies of Victor's isolation.  Honestly, I think the writers did a well-enough job of it.  I suppose I still wonder, as many others have, about his family.
I'll go out on a limb and assume he has or had people in his life that taught him to love like he does and to treat other people kindly.  One doesn't learn those sorts of things in a vacuum.  However, I headcanon Victor as having been scouted and, once recruited, moved closer to a training facility, a la these athletes.
So, isolated?  Yes. Friend-less and family-less?  I doubt it, or at least it wasn't always that way.
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Meanwhile, Yuri's looking for his man.  Perhaps to tell him that he's already changed his mind about retiring?  In that case, please, look harder Yuri!
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Just needed to slide in this cap of Mila getting sprung by Otabek's skating.  Good taste, Mila.
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I don't know who JJ has in his pocket on the judging panel, but Otabek just completed a perfect program AND he was ahead of JJ after the short program.  Logic would dictate he'd be ahead of JJ now. But, do as you will, YOI.
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This is in regards to Yuri.  In flashbacks during Yurio's routine, we discover that he was actually impressed with Yuri's prior GPF free skate, despite the errors.  It was only after he found Yuri crying in the bathroom stall that he lost respect for him.  Must be Yurio's special brand of encouragement: "Stop crying, get better, or get out of the game!"  Yeah. That must be it.
Anyway, now Yurio has changed his tune and doesn't want Yuri to retire, at all. Cute.
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Lilia is so proud of her angry, pseudo- son.
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 Yurio completes his most difficult program ever with only one fall.  During his skate, it's revealed that part of his motivation was to become a new goal for Yuri to surpass.  That's nice and all, but not at the expense of your own health, Yurio.
I don't think Yuri would want that for him, either.
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Yurio defeats Yuri by a sliver of a margin.  I will admit to initially being surprised by the result before considering (and re-considering, after this re-watch) a few things:
Yurio won because it's entirely possible he may not win again for at least a little while.
His lack of stamina is well-documented, he's in the Senior circuit with grown men who can, and have, beat him already, and he's yet to hit a growth spurt. If the series continues into a second season, then I foresee the writers exploring these very realistic scenarios for Yurio.
This is partially why I don't predict Yurio achieving what Victor has, at least not right away.  There's not enough drama in that narrative to fill up an entire season, IMO.
Or, at the very least, they'll use Yurio to address the conflict over becoming as isolated as Victor has during his struggle to maintain dominance in the sport.
Yurio won because the name of the show is 'Yuri on Ice’.
Also, if the writers decide to have Yuri eventually retire (because he is of that age), then they don't even have to change the show’s title.  How convenient.
Last, and what I think is obviously implied in this episode: Yurio won so that Yuri would change his mind about retiring.
However… Yuri had already changed his mind.  And his biggest motivator in that decision was still Victor, so… kinda wish they hadn't made Yurio go out and suffer like that for no good reason. Honestly, there's little chance of him repeating this performance.
Anyway….
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Awww! Yay!
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So, Victor's in a teasing mood after Yuri presents him with his well-earned silver medal. Victor insists that he only wants to kiss gold.  So, what do you have that would be a suitable substitute, Yuri?
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Eff that medal Yuri just unceremoniously dropped to the ground in preference to hopping in Victor's lap.  Coach me for another year, Victor!
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What a lovely step forward for our boy, Yuri.  He didn't win gold but, all joking aside, Victor doesn't care.  Yuri’s next gold medal will be a token to Victor, instead of unnecessary proof that he was worth Victor’s time, all along.
Besides, I think he’s already given Victor the only golden item he truly wants.
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But, I mean, only if you WANT to, Victor.  Are you afraid Yuri will change his mind if you change yours?  I hope that's not the case.
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 Apparently, this is the only payment Victor will accept for coaching Yuri. Ok, so you're going to compete and hopefully earn some sponsorship money to pay your own bills all while coaching someone else for free?  Do we need to have a 'Victor on Ice,' a show about Victor re-learning the value of doing one thing at a time?
Roll credits!
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How sweet!
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The serendipity that is cartoon-world.  "I want to coach a skater from another country while also competing for my own country and you can't stop me because I'm animated!"
or
"I want to do a pair skate with my coach for my exhibition.  Know why?  Because the writers say I can!!  Ha!"
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Anyway, this is romantic AF.
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Cut to this adorbs face...
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Running towards this one, here.
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And yeah. WE'D BETTER.  Because their story isn’t over!
 The End!
If you managed to get through my all streams of consciousness, full of bad screencaps and even worse grammar, then I humbly and sincerely thank you!  I enjoyed doing it and hope you enjoyed reading it.  
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