#<- just slightly

[rory-multifandom-mess]

UZI HEADCANONS.

I WON'T BREATHE UNTIL WE GET UZI HEADCANONS.

(dies after five minutes)

the way my heart dropped because Uzi is the one character I don't think about that much. alright time to push myself into OVERDRIVE

Uzi Doorman Headcanons

Her favorite anime is Dragon Ball Z, and her favorite character is Android 18 (ty for my friend @steampunk-arc-knight for helping me bc I know nothing about DBZ)

Got into FNaF before. Listened to NateWantsToBattle and JT Music religiously (Her favorite was Bonnie because purple)

She didn't fully get over her crush on Thad until Episode 4

Everyone and their mom has this headcanon, but. She's bi

Some human bands she listens to are: Paramore, Set it Off, and Icon For Hire

Will shout "BITE ME!" at even inanimate objects, like chairs and tables, if she runs into them

Misses her railgun </3

Had absolutely no idea Doll was her cousin. Like at all. And will likely never know

I feel like she wouldn't give a damn about pronouns. She? That's fine. They? Okay. It? YES I AM A THING FEAR ME RAAAH!! Neopronouns? YES. I AM AN ENIGMA. RAAAAAH!!!!!!

Calls pill babies "things"

I think she would think babies are gross. Human and Drone

When she realized her feelings for N, she listened to "Monster" by Dev on repeat. Y'know the "Call the doctor, call the doctor, something must be wrong with me! He's a monster, why do I want cha?" song? Yeah that one

Watched ALL of Naruto. Every single thing. Her favorite was Kakashi (I know nothing about anime)

Loves horror movies n stuff. She laughs at them sometimes, though recently she's been less accustomed to the gore (because Solver's a BITCH)

Thinks she could kiss V if she wasn't so... herself. And also wasn't dead. Probably

I think she also would've listened to musicals, like Heathers and Dear Evan Hansen and maybe even Be More Chill. Possibly even Hamilton

Chronically online

Wish there was more but!! Most of these were on the fly. ALSO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG. You are most likely well and dead bc you held your breath for like. months LMFAO--

[mars-ipan]

please for the love of god let my appetite recover enough to eat the sushi i bought. please

[mikurinkuwu]

neru's secret origin is finally out

[steelsartcorner]

the make-everything-hades fever has spread to lae'zel

all her boons are for sure big huge damage boosters at the expense of your magic meter

others: the dark urge (OC); minthara (bg3), karlach (bg3), shadowheart(bg3), gale (bg3), halsin (bg3), astarion (bg3), wyll (bg3), kotallo (horizon)

[wolfythewitch]

Minor redesign

[gender-trash]

one of the first things i noticed after moving into ~*~my house~*~ is that (probably because it's on a street that gets a lot of pedestrian traffic to/from the nearby corner store) a lot of people were tossing litter into the front garden bed. liquor bottles and vapes and plastic wrappers and the like. which, you know, gross, please don't do that, we live in a society, but also where the fuck else are you supposed to put it? there's no city trash cans on this street.

and, well, we were tearing out most of the plants in those front beds anyway because the previous owner of the house made some very odd garden decisions ("endless landscaping" the house listing said, and if by "endless" they meant the sheer quantity of biomass that needs removed, they were right) and we want to put in more drought-tolerant native plants, so i went online and spent about $100 on a large sturdy outdoor trash can and set it up in front of my house. (quite cheap as house-related purchases go; i spent $100 on gravel last week.)

guess how many liquor bottles i've had to pick out of my garden since then? ZERO. and it's really convenient for ME when i'm coming home with an empty boba, or opening mail out by the mailbox, or picking up the yard a little bit. and according to @combat-epistemologist (who does more yard work than i do) people walking past have actually thanked us for installing the trash can, which is extremely cool. i did a civic service!! i made my neighborhood better!!! i'm helping :D

[r0setyler]

thinking about how the memory tardis had one piece of rose in it, her missing poster, and how that is representative of rose's narrative, she's missing... there are pieces of all the other doctors, of yaz, of river, but rose's thing isn't the jacket donna found, isn't some sort of actual rose, but is literally just her missing poster, because even to the memory tardis, to the doctor, she is missing. where is she? have you seen rose tyler?

[ekippp]

hinata

[frownyalfred]

Dick Grayson, watching Bruce sleep his way through the Justice League, have 17 different situationships, and leave a trail of ridiculously hot but emotionally unavailable exes in his wake: well that's not going to be ME when I grow up

[pangur-and-grim]

here we have the THREE vital cat emotions!

joy and pleasure

grim acceptance of reality

weeping

there are available as enamel pins at greerstothers.shop

[infernal-lamb]

Searching your eyes for the saint is an act of futility

something that's just been on my mind recently!

[teamunee]

congrats binghe on winning the most pathetic danmei man twitter poll, this ones for you

[kazehita]

more traveler than rogue

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[5ummit]

We’re Harkonnens. So this is how we’ll survive. By being Harkonnens.