#;;headcanons.

[galaxietm]

here's some headcanons for Landon since it's his birthday and i need to post about him more (bio located here)

Even though guitar is the first instrument he fell in love with at a young age, he knows how to play the piano, bass and has even learnt how to play the banjo (if only to bother his roommate, but she's used to his shenanigans after 10 years of friendship, so really it was an excuse to do it just because he could) and has sang ever since he could speak. if it wasn't for his parent's interference / etc, he'd probably have went all in on music from a young age and been labeled as a musical prodigy due to his natural talent.

Absolutely the embodiment of 'his cheerful attitude + outlook can be a mask'. Rowan's typically the one who calls him on it, despite her being so soft-spoken. Rowan is really the only person Landon can 100% be himself around, his older sister a close second.

As of current events in his modern verse, Landon's close with his older sister, no contact with their parents, and just recently got in contact with his older brother. After his older brother left when Landon was 12, the two had little to no contact ever since. They'd slowly gotten back into contact about ten years later, in part thanks to their sister. But there's a lot of damage their parents did that the three of them are working on unpacking together. Landon may have gotten the least amount of it due to being the youngest, but he was always well aware that he wasn't their favorite child.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[animentality]

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

[Image Description: Comic of a younger Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[chic-beyond-the-wall]

More medieval dyes for y'all!

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

[incorrectbatfam]

The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

[galaxietm]

popping online for the first time in a hot minute to share some Chloe headcanons in honor of her hc bday today (yes, i know i need to type up her canon div bio and share the link)

Chloe wanting to get a pet in the verses / au's where she's away from her parents; I have a headcanon that she's always wanted one, either a cat or a dog. She wouldn't be picky because she loves both cats and dogs. Either way, she'd be willing to put in the work. Ends up getting a dog, a labrador retriever and naming her Ame (originally wanted to name her Belle for beautiful, but went with Ame, which also beans Soul)

jokes about also getting a cat but knowing better

The pet headcanon applies for her college, MCL and P5 au's, since in those au's she's abroad / living away from her parents and with Armand (her guardian / butler) her main / alternate canon au is debatable since she's living away from home, but not sure about that one yet.

She gets back into working out regularly after getting away from her parents; sometimes goes for jogs with her dog as well.

I've mentioned this to dew over dis.cord before; but I still feel like Adrien would get her into video games when they were kids and it'd be something that would stick, even as they're teenagers and getting older. insert joke here abt gamer chloe and another joke here about chloe being better than ppl think at certain genres.

[violent138]

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

[damianwaynerocks]

saw someone say months ago that the best cover story for jason coming back to life in the public eye is to say he was in witness protection. and i agree with that! but id like to add: jason would make a public statement saying that the reason he was in witness protection is “i saw joker kill robin”

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.