#//he is so thrown off lmao

[noonegetsleftbehind]

@labgrown

"...." He stares, mouth dropping open as he tries to wrap his brain around this and formulate a response. "It's... People wear them all the time!"

[linkito]

tfw when u accidentally mark your partner via a vex mating ritual—

[torchstelechos]

Genuinely think that SQQ being a dick to SQH at any possible chance during peak meetings saved a lot of suspicious from the other peak lords. Him being one of those petty online friends but in real life makes all the peak lords just accept that the much nicer SQQ actually is SQQ because look at that! He called SQH a talentless hack of a man and hit him with his fan! It might be more expressive that SQQ was before but the spirit is still the same!! Of course SQH and SQQ both are besties 4ever in this instance but to others it doesnt look like that lmao

[theloveinc]

WAHHH i love that sakura drabble!!!!?? like i need to convince him to let me give him the sloppiest head of all time after we get his lil baby to sleep. and then i sit my fat ass on his face. amen.(also hope ur roomie is okay!!!)

thank you!!!!!!! and LORD KNOWS Sakura needs the kind of care only you can give but he’ll be damned if he ever has another sexual encounter again because look what the last time got him !!!!!!! full custody!!!!!!!!!!!!

he still hasn’t admitted to himself he’s got a crush on you, but he does know if he gives into the sexual tension, there’s no way he’s not falling in love and if he can spare you from that, he’s going to, because you both have priorities and he cannot be one of them—

(the first time you do put that ass on his face tho, he’s having something close to a religious experience)

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

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[mtmrem]

absolute queen and her pathetic meow meow of a bf

i played through all of reborn in the summer but i had no motivation to draw. i remembered it existed again recently so i figured i should at least do something

[sskk-manifesto]

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[liauditore]

oh my god. its funny how there's 2 scotts and one of them i just adore, he's like a dad for me and i always there to watch his vods (bc i sleep while he's streaming)

and the other one..... um.... i'm not saying that he's bad, but i don't really likes him. he maybe good, but its not for me

and you're saying that they like similar to each other... i'm not seeing it (maybe bc im not watching one of them, lol), but i'll wait to read your opinion on this c:

- 🔥

LMAO YEAH. non-american timezones are mad unfair, I rarely catch streams at all 😔😔

regarding mister shmajor:

"...a bit too bitchy for your taste?" :J

but yeah impulse has such incredible dad energy!! i think it's rlly cute you think of him that way 😭😭

i will probably talk abt it more in the coming days or so cus I've been rotating impulse in my mind quite a bit of recent, but since you've given me an excuse...... (scott/impulse parallels and brainrot thoughts under the cut) (i think it's only me who sees these but yanno. fun)

for the record this is specifically life series scott and impulse but i tend to incorporate elements of other series into my headcanons too 👍

they're both:

very logic-orientated people. they tend to gravitate towards looking for the solution that makes the most sense rather than acting on instinct.

the designated "responsible one" in their respective groups, a role neither of them really asked for but kind of just ended up finding themselves in. it's not that either of them Hate having to be the responsible one but they certainly tire of it at times.

^ because of that, they also tend to somewhat isolate from said groups when things go wrong cus they're used to relying on themselves instead of looking for help. think (former) dogwarts impulse.

i joked abt this with the screenshot already lol but both of them have a bitchy streak. impulse's is alot less talked about and tends to be "tamer" than scott's but it's definitely there (it's more noticeable when skizz is nearby)

both can hold grudges FOREVER while acting like they couldn't care less.

when they're freed from that "responsible one" role, they both tend to enter this freaky gremlin mode where they start giggling and pulling dumb pranks.

they're both smooth-talkers who can hide their real emotions really well ESPECIALLY compared w/ other ppl in the series. sometimes they do it on purpose other times it's almost more of an instinctual thing.

the key difference is that impulse is more emotionally mature than scott. scott closes himself off in fear of being vulnerable while impulse is always to sit down with you and have a heart-to-heart. impulse has "settled down" a lot more, so to speak, and isn't quite as dramatic or in need of attention or approval.

it results in impulse feeling like a lot warmer of an individual, he's not intimidating because he's not trying to be (even though he very much has the ability).

anyway uh i rlly want to write or draw some sort of one shot where impulse takes scott under his wing a bit. i think they'd be good for eachother's character development is all.

[lecliss]

I finished the special story in Connections and it got me to bawl my eyes out so bad. That story was so much more meaningful and emotional and impactful than the entirety of Naruto itself. What the fuck do you mean it was written by Kishimoto????? He did NOT write something for a side story in one of the ultimate ninja storm games and make it better than anything he's ever done before. There's just no fucking way.

[ajdrawshq]

brother is now about a week ingame from November 18. he also got Akechis rank 8 and like. u can imagine my face when he said "whats he gonna do, pull a gun on me?" literally 5 seconds before. well. yknow

[woahajimes]

i feel such an incredibly frustriating yearn

[wovenstarlight]

ageswap anon here again, thanks! i swear you have the best writing and concept ideas. what hyj up to? does he awaken this time around is he ageswapped with yoohyun and if so how does that affect th han bro relationship ? also if he is ageswapped. what's his relationship with shj?

HEH. HEHEHEHE. i haven't decided abt awakening (and if there's a regression plot) yet but yes he is ageswapped with yoohyun (hyj 20 hyh 25) and when i tell you things are strained. they didn't get any better at communication when hyj learned from hyh's reticent -_- ass. hyh hasn't totally cut hyj off but they're very distant for a long time... and neither of them is taking steps to bridge the gap because. well hyh because he created it intentionally and hyj because. hm. theres a long line of dominoes there but lets just summarize it as he doesn't think hyh wants him to

re: hyj and shj. lmao. they both have similar senses of humor still i guess but hyj mentally relegates him to the position of "mha and byr's junior/little brother/nephew/purse chihuahua/???" and deals with him in much the same way you might handle a friend's younger sibling you end up having to babysit when you hang out with them. i think just for funnies shj has baby's first crush on hyj but because he's, again, Baby (he's 15... a middle schooler.... a very annoying middle schooler......) nothing comes of it. shj just very energetically bothers hyj every time he sees him and is subject to relentless teasing from mha and byr once they pick up on it

[favvnsongs]

it's being sad about washilon hours again

[diabeticgirl4]

"You know I'm in love with you, right?" Oh jeez it's just as (if not more) weird and awkward as it was in canon

[anrisimps]

One reason I love the Grantz' so much is that they remind me too much of the Heldale Fam ,, whole family full of crazy bastards who care for each other, would lay their life for each other but also wouldn't hesitate to throw their sibling down a cliff over a minor argument

Edit: OH YEAH, PAPERWORK!! 😭😭😭 Forgot about their mutual hatred for that lmfaooo.

[goldieclaws]

My bf told me they just announced Shdow's VA for the Sonic movies and I asked him not to tell me bc the guessing game we played was legit a lot of fun and I was able to gather that:

The VA was a guy (ofc lol but I know women will still voice guys in certain situations)

Said VA had a beard

Mostly well known as an actor in a pre-2000s trilogy and post-2000s trilogy

Someone I talk about a fair amount bc I like him as an actor and person

Said trilogies are both quite influential and cult classics

The post-2000s trilogy had James Bond/Misson Impossible vibes

And even with those facts it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out it was fucking Keanu LMAO