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The full piece I did for @ arcanezine over twitter ! The leftover sales are currently going, so go check the store while there still is zines and merch left!
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If ur in the epic discord you've seen this dumb thing already but here it is again
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♬⋆.˚ Well it's a little bit dangerous, my friend˚.⋆♬
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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees
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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
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Soulmates as a horror concept.
You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.
There's no way to stop it.
There's no way to say "no."
You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.
Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.
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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves
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Only six more weeks until we hear from our good friend Jonathan Harker.
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John Singer Sargent (1857-1925)
Santa Maria della Salute
c. 1909
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#last tugofwar bigcat enrichment i saw was a dudes arm getting yanked through a fence so i mean#the rope is def an upgrade lmao a true battle of wills
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uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote
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sometimes blorbo posting is analysis sometimes its. HRGEGHR . CharTcter CHARECYR do you see. FO YOU UNSRSYANF GHDJJ
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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
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