#// I love dnd

[verkomy]

the greatest achievement in life is when we make our dungeon master laugh during our dnd sessions

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Psych (2006) au where it has nothing to do with the plot of the show but in college Shawn played in a dnd group and he bought weighted dice and he just lies about it to all of his friends and the players and they believe him because god dammit he’s just so good at lying.

Shawn didn’t even go to college but he snuck into the campus dnd group because Gus was the DM and Gus is the only one who knows that he’s cheating, but his character is really well written and because of his rolls the campaign is really productive so he just lets it happen.

But at the beginning of every session he goes “Shawn you need to stop using weighted die, it’s not ethical dnd playing and you’re going to get caught and everyone’s going to be really mad at you” and Shawn goes “okay but it’s really funny though, isn’t it?” And Gus just sighs and then they make out or something.

[lexithwrites]

How I picture the marauders as DND players:

The DM: Remus, Peter, Evan and Dorcas

The note taker: Lily and Regulus

The flirt: James, Sirius and Marlene

The one who wants to fight everyone: Barty, Mary and Pandora

[orioncore]

belonging to coincidence and fate

cw blood

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my entry for the 2023-24 enstars bigbang!! @enstarsbb

fic written by my lovely teammate, blaziken on ao3! read it here!

rambles and extras below :))

this is. try 3. I had to compress the images so the quality is not the best, but it's whatever LMAO (ignore my screwed up watermark, just. don't worry abt it.)

very proud of how this turned out, and I hope you all like it too! the time logged on this file is beyond me. like. look at it. wow

as for the outfits, they're designed by me! here are the sketches I did for em, and an extra mado! ya

hope you enjoy! i swear to god if this doesn't post you will see me on the news

[hazeofhearts]

THORN VALE EVERYBODY!!!!! THIS is the leader of the lukura we’ve been looking for :)

[werecreature-addicted]

if you had to defuse a bomb and the way to defuse it was to find something sexualise...able? about every type of warlock patron how would you do it

easies bomb I've ever defused. I'd argue that the power dynamic between a warlock and their patron is inherently sexy. it's a Boss x employee romance but for fantasy dorks and monster fuckers. Anyway something sexy and specific about each patron type (I think I got the main types from 5e at least)

Archfey- oh so the ruler of the Fey wants me as their pawn? say less. I wanna show the king how nasty the common human folk can get

Celestial- ALWAYS sexy fight me about it. Imagine a little angel being shown the pleasures of the mortal world by their devoted warlock

Fathomless- literally your first level spell as a fathomless warlock is called Tentacle of the Deep. need I say more.

Fiend- Again always sexy. I want to grab those horns while I ride

Genie- genies almost always have those wrist cuffs or other elements of bondage in their design. hot.

Great Old One- hello more tentacles in this eldritch horror, also a lot of their spells involve reading thoughts, so the Patron can listen in on all the dirty things I'm thinking

Hexblade- ugh this one is so romantic, bound to the blade that's bound to you, having to guard your sword the thing that's supposed to protect you??? insane concept. I'm kissing the sword. Also edge play go brrr obviously.

Undead/Undying- I'm combining these two YES I KNOW THEY'RE DIFFERENT but they're both sexy because Vampire lords can be in these categories. if you don't know how badly I want to fuck vampires idk what to tell you, look at my blog for a few more seconds and you'll piece it together.

[mythotsbog]

Saying that in the relationship of a cleric and the gods does not have to start on the part of the gods, i think is not only nice because its subversive of general dnd stereotype but allows the reflections of complexity of real life, our daily lives, to really come through. We are more powerful than we think. We can harness our own spirituality and soul and power and extend it to others through empathy and action and love. Understanding our connection with the world around us is messy and tricky and hurts.

[faunrasthewinterelf]

"it smells like the inside of your mother's cloak, but not of smoke, fear and steel"

Ame the Witch/Erika Ishii, rolling my heart out of my chest and stamping on it.

[natjennie]

sobbing crying wailing btw

[hamartichi]

My beloved emerald 💚🫶🏻

[smoky-mountain-ghost]

JWRI Wonderlust Ep. 1

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG THIS IS SO SO HYPED I LOVE THE WORLD BUILDING AND THE AESTHETICS AND THE NPCS AND THE CHARACTERS I FEEL SO INSPIRED.

[verkomy]

I’m in love with one man right now and it’s Astarion

[valravenn]

[anincurabledisease]

IVE BEEN LISTENING TO LEGENDS OF AVANTRIS FOR THW PAST FEW HOURS AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[imnothawkdevil]

"Guys, I've got the greatest plan to kill Strahd. Holy water in his bidet." - Barbarian

[wondercat64]

I would actively give literally anything for my favourite dnd campaigns