mudmoistener
mudmoistener
Professional worm bather
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i like bugs and other things. 29, he/they, east german, marxist, tme.
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mudmoistener · 20 hours ago
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quiero
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mudmoistener · 20 hours ago
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mudmoistener · 2 days ago
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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.
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mudmoistener · 3 days ago
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mudmoistener · 3 days ago
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illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.
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mudmoistener · 3 days ago
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god that movie was pure dogshit I had to keep pausing to cringe at all the joss whedonesque lines it's like if he wrote his first male strong female character and got the most punchable actor ever to play him. and the whole movie consists of everyone falling in love with him for no reason and him being an asshole and finally he girlbosses his way out of being executed for heresy...... don't piss me off
currently going through hell trying to get a single signature so I can get financial assistance. went to the lady who does that and she told me I need to go to a different dude to clear smth up first (smth I thought was already clear) said dude doesn't understand what she wants him to do and he's going on vacation next week and I don't understand either and I'm getting surgery next week and the paper I need a signature on is due on Friday and I'm broke as hell and so many payments are due
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mudmoistener · 3 days ago
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AND I still need to watch a bad movie for my lecture tomorrow 🫠
currently going through hell trying to get a single signature so I can get financial assistance. went to the lady who does that and she told me I need to go to a different dude to clear smth up first (smth I thought was already clear) said dude doesn't understand what she wants him to do and he's going on vacation next week and I don't understand either and I'm getting surgery next week and the paper I need a signature on is due on Friday and I'm broke as hell and so many payments are due
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mudmoistener · 3 days ago
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mudmoistener · 3 days ago
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currently going through hell trying to get a single signature so I can get financial assistance. went to the lady who does that and she told me I need to go to a different dude to clear smth up first (smth I thought was already clear) said dude doesn't understand what she wants him to do and he's going on vacation next week and I don't understand either and I'm getting surgery next week and the paper I need a signature on is due on Friday and I'm broke as hell and so many payments are due
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mudmoistener · 6 days ago
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currently going insane drooling over the cleavage on childish gambino in the Kaytranada - Witchy mv. like hello that low tank plus the gray hairs peeking through his beard pleeease nobody look at me I'm in deep thought
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mudmoistener · 6 days ago
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the french beatles
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mudmoistener · 7 days ago
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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"
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mudmoistener · 9 days ago
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had to download telegram again today for a uni related group so I wrote down my number and my classmate added me. to confirm it was me she showed me the pfp. crucified minion
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mudmoistener · 9 days ago
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seven homemade rolled up nutella crepes btw
holy shit my roommate just knocked my door and randomly gave me a whole plate of crepes??? he said it's for me and they're rly tasty like what the hell
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mudmoistener · 9 days ago
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holy shit my roommate just knocked my door and randomly gave me a whole plate of crepes??? he said it's for me and they're rly tasty like what the hell
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mudmoistener · 9 days ago
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didn't sleep at all last night. finished the stuff for the presentation at 2am chilled a bit and found myself completely unable to sleep. not even nerves it was just too fucking hot I kept sweating so much I gave up when I realized my mask (sun was out already) was wet with sweat on both sides
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mudmoistener · 10 days ago
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I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 
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