#"Thor: Ragnarok"

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#130 Sleeping Paralysis Human

Thor: I had a dream about you last night

Y/n: aww really?~

Thor: yeah, you were my sleep-paralysis demon

Y/n*Smilling at him but internally*"Oh thank the stars he thought It was a dream-"

-That Previous night-

Y/n*Somehow in his room on top of his chest, with giant dilated pupils watching him sleep peacefully*...

Thor*Half asleep, blinking to adjust to the room and sees you staring at him...he can almost see cat ears and tail on you if you had them-*...

Thor*Goes back to sleep*...

[tattycoram]

Fives: *being arrested* Echo: I've never met this man in my life, officer Fives: He's my brother Echo: Adopted Fox:

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I can explain.

Thor: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[chaoticace2005]

-While planning to attack Vee Tower-

Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"

Husk: What?

Alastor: "Get Help."

Husk: No.

Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!

Husk: I hate it.

Alastor: It's great! It works every time!

Husk: It's humiliating.

Alastor: Exactly!

Husk: No. You literally have powers—

Alastor: We're doing it!

Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"

Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*

-A minute later-

Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*

Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!

Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!

Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—

Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!

[walterfairholmes]

Maul in s7: Hello, Tano.

Ahsoka: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?

Maul: It varies from moment to moment.

[loki-stuff]

Being: i’m gonna kill you!

Loki: oh really? how original. i’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it

[fandomnerd9602]

Male Reader X Hela taking care of young kid Thor and Loki reader says "group hug" and Hela is in the middle saying she only tolerates them because of reader (she's lying she loves them)

Based on this https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFmb4ap9/

Little Loki hangs on Y/Ns leg…

Loki: I got your leg! I got your leg!

Little Thor tries to reach for Helas helmet…

Hela: no. Dont or I’ll tell Frigga

Y/N simply laughs…

Hela: what?

Y/N: nothing.

Hela: if you’re thinking I’d be a wonderful mother, you’re wrong.

Y/N: being there is half the job already (winks)

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Tech: [points at his brain] Biggest muscle in the body.

Wrecker: I've got more muscle, so technically more brains!

[florida3exclamationpoints]

One ☝️ time he 👦🏻 turned 👉 himself 👦🏻 into a 🐍snake🐍 and he 👦🏻 knows that I 👦🏼 love 🐍snakes🐍 so I 👦🏼 went to pick up the 🐍snake🐍 to admire 🧐 it and then he 👦🏻 turned 👈 back into himself 👦🏻 and he 👦🏻 was like "🤪MLEH 🤪 IT'S ME🤪" and then he 👦🏻 stabbed 🗡 me 👦🏼. We 👦🏻👦🏼 were eight 🥲 at the time 😐.

[ryemiffie]

I used this quote for something before, but now it's an mcu incorrect quote!

Thor: You can't just stab anyone who doesn't agree with you!

Loki: Then what are knifes for?!

Thor: I don't know, cooking!??

Loki: Why would you cook a knife?!

Thor: ???

Credit for the idea:

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#133 Still tired y'all-

Loki: So... you like cats? Tired!Y/n*Is playing with the local cat's beans...the source of your only happiness* Yeah... Loki*tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Loki: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Y/n finally snaps and commits murder?~ Thor: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them

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Tired!Y/n: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I- I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude-

Odin:...

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Loki: Well, remember when Y/n made a romantic dinner for me?~ Brunhilde: Loki, they microwaved you a pizza-

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[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Thor: These glasses make up 95% of you, Forseti. In fact, these are more Forseti than you. Forseti: Are you saying I only make up 5%?! Chen Gong: Well, 3% is water, 2% is garbage.

[crackishincorrecthp]

Neville, introducing Harry to the DA after going to pick Harry, Hermione & Ron through the portrait: Your savior is here!

[gloriousburden]

i think they should make a movie where the writers actually like thor and loki

[kittybutter]

More SNV incorrect quotes haha

Buddha: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Loki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Buddha: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Buddha: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Loki: *chugs entire bottle*

Loki: It’s perfume.

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Thor: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Lü Bu: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Thor: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Lü Bu: Thor, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Thor:

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Thor: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Lü Bu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Thor: Absolutely not.

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Buddha: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Zerofuku: You mean literally or figuratively?

Buddha: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Buddha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Zerofuku: You would eat yourself?

Buddha: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Buddha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Loki, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.