#"Thor: Ragnarok"

[tattycoram]

Fives: *being arrested* Echo: I've never met this man in my life, officer Fives: He's my brother Echo: Adopted Fox:

[chaoticace2005]

-While planning to attack Vee Tower-

Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"

Husk: What?

Alastor: "Get Help."

Husk: No.

Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!

Husk: I hate it.

Alastor: It's great! It works every time!

Husk: It's humiliating.

Alastor: Exactly!

Husk: No. You literally have powers—

Alastor: We're doing it!

Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"

Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*

-A minute later-

Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*

Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!

Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!

Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—

Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#171 Boy is WORSHIPPING-

Thor*Slamming one of your guards to your room by his throat*...

Aztec!Y/n*Coming out in a bathrobe, skin still moist from your bath, looking up at him*-Ah thor~...what an unwelcome surprise and you brought me a corpse how... thoughtful ~

EagleWarrior*Groaning as he is thrown away*N-not ...dead...just....gonna pass out-

Thor: Your beauty is your strength and I submit to it-TAKE ME-it make me know what it is like to be with a warrior...there is nothing in this world but your power...IN ME THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SEE IT-

Aztec!Y/n*Taken back and looking at him weirdly, jumps as he actually gets on his knees*!?!

Thor: LET ME WORSHIP AT YOUR ALTAR*holding your hand in his* LET ME KNOW THE PLEASURE OF REAL WARRIOR

Aztec!Y/n*Lookin out of your room right and left to see if anyone is there...then grabs him by his collar to your height*...IM GONNA TIRE YOU OUT BRAVE THOR~...BREAK YOU UPON MY WHEEL~

You pick him up easily and bring him into your room closing the door..

[super-marvel-dc]

*Loki, Y/N and Thor watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Thor: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

[loki-stuff]

Being: i’m gonna kill you!

Loki: oh really? how original. i’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

One ☝️ time he 👦🏻 turned 👉 himself 👦🏻 into a 🐍snake🐍 and he 👦🏻 knows that I 👦🏼 love 🐍snakes🐍 so I 👦🏼 went to pick up the 🐍snake🐍 to admire 🧐 it and then he 👦🏻 turned 👈 back into himself 👦🏻 and he 👦�� was like "🤪MLEH 🤪 IT'S ME🤪" and then he 👦🏻 stabbed 🗡 me 👦🏼. We 👦🏻👦🏼 were eight 🥲 at the time 😐.

[fandomnerd9602]

Hela: kneel before your queen

Y/N: I do. Each and every day. Just not you.

Hela readies her swords only to be crushed by Y/N’s real queen…

Wanda: no one hurts my detka…except me.

Y/N: thanks for the help baby

Thor: what just happened?

[recreationalfanfics]

RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes But It's Tik Tok Audios (Pt.2):

(Y/n), upon seeing Thor: Is this say yes to the dress OR SAY YES TO THE SLUT!? IS THIS SAY YES TO THE SLUT-

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Brunhilde: (Y/n), you have to stop trying to interfere in the battles and help the humans!

Gen Z! Valkyrie! (Y/n): Miss me with that gay shit!

Hrist: WHAT GAY SHIT!? THE RULES!?!?

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Buddha, when Yandere! Loki casually makes (Y/n) fall for him in that one-shot I wrote: Damn...Someone took my bitch.

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Göll, with Hercules: I just wanted to say, I got you a boyfriend.

Human Champion! Male! (Y/n), whose fighting inner gay demons: I don't want a boyfriend- I'M NOT GAY.

Göll: Yes you are.

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Diety! (Y/n) who has a crush on Thrud but sees her bonded with Raiden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KILL 'IM NOW!

Diety (Y/n): I GOTTA HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR WHOEVER BLOW THAT BITCH'S BRAINS OUT!!!!

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(Y/n), as Sasaki is hanging off of a cliff: SASAKI, YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.

Sasaki: PRETEND I'M ONE OF YOUR GOD FRIENDS, (Y/N).

(Y/n): *loosens their grip*

Sasaki: NOT POSEIDON, NOT POSEIDON-

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(Y/n), after the Ares hangs Jack by his cape on a super tall building: STOP PUTTING HIM UP THERE! ONE OF THESE DAYS HE'S JUST GONNA SAY: "FUCK IT" AND COME ON DOWN AND BUST HIS HEAD OPEN!

Ares: GOOD!

[crackishincorrecthp]

Neville, introducing Harry to the DA after going to pick Harry, Hermione & Ron through the portrait: Your savior is here!

[gloriousburden]

i think they should make a movie where the writers actually like thor and loki

[kittybutter]

More SNV incorrect quotes haha

Buddha: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Loki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Buddha: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Buddha: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Loki: *chugs entire bottle*

Loki: It’s perfume.

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Thor: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Lü Bu: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Thor: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Lü Bu: Thor, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Thor:

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Thor: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Lü Bu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Thor: Absolutely not.

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Buddha: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Zerofuku: You mean literally or figuratively?

Buddha: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Buddha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Zerofuku: You would eat yourself?

Buddha: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Buddha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Loki, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[just1more-fangirl]

[In front of a demolished restaurant] Sanji: [About Luffy] I left him right here. Zoro: You mean on the pavement outside, or actually in the building currently being demolished? Sanji: How was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future, I'm not a witch! Zoro: No? Then why are you dressed like one? Sanji: [Annoyed] Hey!

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Thank you-

Loki: wait, so y/n kissed you and you said “thank you”?

Thor: yes...

Loki: well that was very polite~

Thor: I panicked

-In the human side-

Y/n*Eating cereal on the couch watching kitchen nightmares with Cain and Abel*-Then he thanked me...

Cain & Abel: As he should

[wickedcriminal]

Peak sibling behavior

Bonus: armor edition

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Thor: These glasses make up 95% of you, Forseti. In fact, these are more Forseti than you. Forseti: Are you saying I only make up 5%?! Chen Gong: Well, 3% is water, 2% is garbage.