#incorrect record of ragnarok

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Random Spectator: I love you, Emperor Qin! Qin: [points] And I love you, random citizen!

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Hercules and Adam watching as Humanity throws shit at Jack The Ripper less than one day after both proclaimed that they forgive Humanity, and saying Humanity deserved forgiveness despite their flaws

(The closer you are to a god, the easier it is to forgive humanity. The further you are from the people you forgive, the easier it is to excuse them.)

[sad-soup-and-chaos]

very mournful.

like a victorian lady

I should start describing my blorbos in this way

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#132 This might as well happen...

Tiredly...possibly depressed y/n that...has no reaction to anything anymore and Loki has made bets HE could make this human show despair or laugh, It's been 10 years, and now...he started to get worried...like he WONT admit he started to like hanging out with this human but come one he got a bet to win-

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Loki: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult?~ Tired!Y/n: Myself.

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Loki: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Tired!Y/n The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Loki: Stop.

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Tired!Y/n*Sees a trashcan and jumps inside it*... Loki: Y/n, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

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Tired!Y/n: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a really creepy bitch Loki: What changed your mind?~ Tired!Y/n: Oh, I still think you're creepy, I've just grown used to it

...Raise ya hand if ya want this to be a series?

[bones4thecats]

When you try messing with your adopted sibling...

Adamas: Hey, let’s mess with Y/N, guys! Zeus: Hey, Y/N, your mama's so fat- Reader: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Valhallan prison. Adamas: Well, uh- your dad- Reader: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets. Poseidon: The fuck- Zeus: Well then... Hades: Stop it, Zeus! Zeus: Your grandparents are so- Reader: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted. The Olympian Brothers: ... Reader: You cannot best me, brothers.

[sparklesandpudding]

Apollo, in a seductive mouth watering outfit, leaning on the doorframe, winking and hinting at something : "(m/n)~ I'll be good tonight and sleep all by myself while I wait for you, okay~♥?"

(M!name), in a meeting with a few gods, incredibly oblivious : "alright! Sleep well. goodnight, dear!"

Apollo : "better join me soon~♥" *walks away to the bedroom*

The gods who just witnessed the BS : "😧"

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I got this from that death note scene of misa in a sexy outfit, obviously hinting at light on "stuff" she wanna do later. Motherfucker did not understand what she meant ☠️

[amphitriteswife]

Poseidon: turn that shit off

Y/N: wdym. It helps me sleep.

Poseidon: the brightness is bothering me. What are you even watching at this hour?

Y/N mukbang.

Poseidon: you humans and your stupid eating shows

[harusaki-hugo]

ROR Incorrect Quotes!!

Y/n: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Zerofuku: We got spring water Y/n: NO. Buddha: with EXTRA minerals Zerofuku: it's like licking a stalagmite Y/n: DON'T COME HOME. Buddha: Mmmmm cave water

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Y/n: Buddha and I are having a baby. Zerofuku: That's gre- Y/n, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Y/n: What did you do with Hades's body? QSH: What didn’t I do with the body? Y/n: QSH: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Y/n: You have to apologize to QSH Hades: Fine. Hades: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[xx-lemon-drop-xx]

•°•°•A normal day in Valhalla•°•°•

Hades: So young.. Damn, what happened to you, (Y/n)?

Shiva; dead serious: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

Hades: [Stunned Silence, Planchette moves across board]

Hades; concerned: Nine?

Hermes: Ninety-one!?

Buddha: [Absolutely loosing his shit over in the corner]

Shiva: Nine-hundred and ten!?

Göll; concerned: Nine-hundred and ten pickles...?

[hannah-the-red-head]

Brunhilde: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS HAPPENED?!! Adam: *lying on a hospital bed with a broken arm, a black eye and many bruises* Kojiro: *Sitting uncomfortably in a chair with a bag of ice on his crotch and a neck cast* Buddha: *covered in a full body cast aside from his head* Lu Bu: *had his jaw wired shut, both arms and a leg broken* Nikola: *in a wheelchair with a broken leg and neck, holding an ice pack on his head* Owww… Jack: *in a medically induced coma* Raiden: *covered head to toe in bandages with a broken arm and a neck brace* I said it was a bad idea!! But noooo, Dr. Nikola “Let’s test that theory” Tesla just had to prove that an Elevator made by the gods must have a weight limit exceeding 2000 lbs!!

[thekingwhereitallends]

Hades:Look who is back!

Anubis:(leaps towards Hades and wraps arms around his neck) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Hades:I believe you.

Anubis:I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY AND NEVER REALLY HURT ANYONE!

Hades:You are not just a good boy. You are the best boy around

Anubis:I EVEN WATCHED OVER HELHEIM AND PLAYED WITH CERBERUS!

Hades:You're too sweet,Anubis.

Hades:(pats Anubis on top of head)

Anubis:Welcome home,Hades.

Hades:Thank you,Anubis.

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Brunhilde: Why do you put up with Buddha? Kintoki: Oh, um, you know. Because we're friends. Brunhilde: Why? Kintoki: Wow, you ask really hard questions. Look, I know he can be aggravating, but you have to remember he's not doing it on purpose. It's just how he is. Oh, but he's also loyal and trustworthy, and we have fun together. Brunhilde: You know you're describing a dog. Kintoki: He DID bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating. Brunhilde, deadpan: They hate that.

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Beelzebub's friendships in a nutshell

Tesla, gently on the phone: Oh, did you just wake up?

Adamas, banging his hand on the door like the apocalypse is coming: OPEN UP FUCKNUGGET!!

Beelzebub, who just spend the past 48 hours working on a new project

[sanzachi]

(Un)supervising

*Hermes watched in horror as the whole building was now on fire, people running and screaming in fear. He stared at the trio in front of the burning building* Thaïs : In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Hermes, in pure shock: Weren't Buddha and Loki with you? Buddha and Loki : In our defense, we were also left unsupervised.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#135 Dadam is gonna wake up...SO confused-

You make a deal with one of the deadly sins to bring your father back to life...

Beelzebub: Very well!When you return home tonight, Your father will be in pristine health again...It will be like he never perished it at all... even the memory of his death and suffering will fade...

Y/n: Thank you...so much...He means everything to me...

Beelzebub: I know I know...Lets hope the price wasn't too much for you after all~ Only time will tell---

Y/n:...So...When do we start?...

Beelzebub*Looks confused at you*-If May ask you to elaborate?...

Y/n: You said you wanted my firstborn-

Beelzebub: Yes,...and you agreed?

Y/n*Arms crossed looking at him,thought he was flirting with them* Yeah! So...WHEN do WE start?~

Beelzebub:...???-

Beelzebub*Is still not getting it till...he realizes the implications and is taken aback that he blushes*Ah...

You want this as a series guys?...

[damnedserenity]

RoR Au Incorrect Quotes: 8

Artemisia about Poseidon: I don't think he is autistic. I just think he is a bitch.