#source: megamind

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Thor: I thought you were dead!

Loki: My death was greatly exaggerated.

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

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[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: So what’s the plan? Peter: It mostly involves not dying. Clint: I like that plan!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Wyll: You don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by the outside.

Astarion: Oh! That’s a relief to hear!

Wyll: You judge them by their actions.

Astarion: Well, that seems kind of petty, don’t you think?

[nerdasaurus1200]

Jinx: YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE LOOSE CANNON?

Ambessa: You think these towns are big enough for two supervillains?

Jinx: OH YOU’RE A VILLAIN ALRIGHT! JUST NOT A SUPER ONE!

Ambessa: And what exactly is the difference?

Jinx: PRESENTATION!!!

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Random Spectator: I love you, Emperor Qin! Qin: [points] And I love you, random citizen!

[incorrectstrangemagic]

[right before crashing the elves’ festival]

Bog King: How do I look? Do I look bad?

Thang: Disgustingly horrifying, sir!

(source: Megamind)

[youknowithappened]

Reid: You're alive?

Penelope: You're alive...

Emily:...I'm alive.

Penelope: But, but... we saw your body! You were dead!

Reid: Are you a ghost?

Penelope: There had better be an amazing explanation for this!

Reid: Speak, Apparition!

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina, to Emma: without you, evil is running rampant through the streets.

Zelena: I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus: In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap! Sirius: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF! Regulus: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time! Sirius: Justice is a non-corrosive metal! Regulus: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanchge! Sirius: It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold! Regulus: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil! Sirius: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire! Regulus: Maybe I got an extended warranty! Sirius: Warranties are invalid, if used beyond their intended purpose! Lily: Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: So what’s the plan?

Sam: It mostly involves not dying.

Kate: I like that plan!

[lesbian-deadpool]

Wanda, to civilians crowding her: What?! Get back, you savages!

Y/N: Sorry, sorry. They're just not used to positive feedback.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you.

Jinx: You're so naïve, Vi. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!

[kitsunesfandomtime]

Garaki: -panicking because AFO getting married- Sir! What happens when Inko finds out who you really are?

AFO: -rolling his eyes- She will never find out. That's the point of lying.

[waterfire1848]

[ Sokka and Zuko met in Ba Sing Se and grew close. ] Sokka: Why are you so evil!?! Tricking us! Tricking Katara! Tricking me! What could you possibly hope to gain? Zuko: Sokka: Wait a minute. I don't believe this. Do you really think that I would ever be with you? Zuko: No.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Jack Frost: You don't judge a book by its cover or a person by the outside.

Pitch Black: Oh! That's a relief to hear!

Jack: You judge them by their actions.

Pitch: ...Well that seems kinda petty, don't you think?