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Leonidas: You know, there's a certain sport I excel at. Apollo: What's it called? Leonidas: Competitive Bitch Talk!

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Brunhilde: Why do you put up with Buddha? Kintoki: Oh, um, you know. Because we're friends. Brunhilde: Why? Kintoki: Wow, you ask really hard questions. Look, I know he can be aggravating, but you have to remember he's not doing it on purpose. It's just how he is. Oh, but he's also loyal and trustworthy, and we have fun together. Brunhilde: You know you're describing a dog. Kintoki: He DID bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating. Brunhilde, deadpan: They hate that.

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Random Spectator: I love you, Emperor Qin! Qin: [points] And I love you, random citizen!

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I started acting like I didn’t care. But then I realized I wasn’t pretending and I actually didn’t care.

-Nostradamus

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Thor: These glasses make up 95% of you, Forseti. In fact, these are more Forseti than you. Forseti: Are you saying I only make up 5%?! Chen Gong: Well, 3% is water, 2% is garbage.

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Leonidas, ranting about Apollo: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH PRETTY BOY AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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Okita: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Rasputin: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Beelzeub, after his almost fight with Odin: Okay, am I the psycho or the piece of shit? Adamas: Both! Beelzebub: Yeah, that checks.

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Ain’t that a happy display, it sickens me! GET THE FUCK OUT!!

-Adamas, to Hades and Qin after these two had their reunion.

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Apollo: Don't you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you. Leonidas: Shitty god. Apollo: Yes, beauty? Leonidas: You're bothering me.

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*Göll finally snapping at Brunhilde*

Brunhilde: Göll, don’t leave. Göll: No, I’m fucking done! I’M FUCKING DONE! Brunhilde: No, you’re not. Göll : This is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit! What is this? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS MY LIFE? I CAN’T DO IT, BIG SIS! Brunhilde: Tell you what, Göll! You can give up now, or you can FIGHT IT OUT! Because I certainly can’t do it without you, and I know you can’t do it without me! Göll: I appreciate it, but LOOK WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH, BIG SIS! Brunhilde: Göll- Göll: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Brunhilde: Göll , we got- Göll: You gotta draw a FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, BIG SISTER!! Brunhilde: Gö- Göll: YOU GOT MAKE A STATEMENT! You gotta look inside yourself and say, “What am I willing to put up with today?” NOT! FUCKING! THIS!

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Gondull: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night. Tesla, after doing science all night: I got a solid eight minutes. Tesla, happily: Not consecutively, but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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*Before round 8 start* Brunhilde, to Goll: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd. Tesla: Do you have to call me a nerd so much? Brunhilde: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

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Alvitr: You know, Qin, sometimes I think you say things just to hear yourself talk. Qin: What do you want me to do? Ignore myself?

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Mary: I raised a perfectly functional kid. Jack, genuine confused: You have kids I don’t know about?

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Kondo: Souji said a bad word during dinner. Leonidas: Where the fuck did he learn that?

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Apollo: Twenty years from now, I guarantee you I'll be Leonidas's second wife. Geirölul, concern: What happened to his first wife? Apollo: Nothing you can prove.